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Sine Nomine*
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You're left-handed too?
[Hate to be at the top of a new page.]
[ 01. February 2004, 18:32: Message edited by: Sine Nomine ]
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Stoo
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All the best people are.
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What is this place?
Why am I here?
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Y'know, what we actually need is a Degenerates Shipmeet for trading stories of our misspent youths and looking at all these disreputable websites that Coot knows of. Sine, want to go to Australia and visit the Cootster?
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Pyx_e
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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
[Hate to be at the top of a new page.]
I know you would prefer to be at the bottom.
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Sine Nomine*
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Originally posted by Pyx_e:
I know you would prefer to be at the bottom.
Oddly enough, I generally get my way in these matters.
Coot, having thoroughly examined every picture in that last link, I can truly say I've never seen such a dreadful collection of sofas. Disgusting. Truly disgusting.
Jen, the Coot and I have a deal that when I win the lottery, Oz will be the first stop on my luxury world cruise in my chartered mega-yacht.
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Pânts*
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wheres that shocked smiley?! ![[Ultra confused]](graemlins/confused2.gif)
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shuggie
Shipmate
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Scot, I take it from the sig you're a Firefly fan?
Jayne's gotta be at least bi right? He's definitely got a thing for the captain.
Still a very funny line.
Back on topic I'm gutted to find this thing's not really happening.
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Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
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It is and if you have penis over 7 inches long you will be able to see the time, date and location below :
See some of you there.
P
[ 01. February 2004, 19:18: Message edited by: Pyx_e ]
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Sine Nomine*
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For those of us more than minimally endowed see below for the VIP party:
[Of course, that stands for Very Impressive...]
[ 01. February 2004, 19:23: Message edited by: Sine Nomine ]
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shuggie
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
For those of us more than minimally endowed see below for the VIP party:
VIP = Very Impressive Penis?
[beat me with the edit!]
[ 01. February 2004, 19:24: Message edited by: shuggie ]
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Beenster
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Pyx_e:
It is and if you have penis over 7 inches long you will be able to see the time, date and location below :
See some of you there.
P
I am wearing the Big Beast and so I know where to go. Am sure this will be a good one.
Anyone up for the mud-wrestling?
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dorothea
Goodwife and low church mystic
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Lyda,
sorry for going off in the deep end but you don't really have fantasies about Roger Moore (aka James Bond)? Do you?
J ![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
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welsh dragon
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quote:
Originally posted by Nightlamp:
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Originally posted by welsh dragon:
So if people are upset about something on a thread in Hell, then trying to address the issue directly and cogently is a bad idea is it?
Oh it is a good idea it allows someone to take the piss out of them.
...while being both patronising and tedious it would seem... ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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welsh dragon
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Originally posted by Stoo:
All the best people are.
The best people are ambidextrous Stoo...
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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quote:
Originally posted by dorothea:
Lyda,
sorry for going off in the deep end but you don't really have fantasies about Roger Moore (aka James Bond)? Do you?
J
In my younger and less discerning days, sad to say. ![[Hot and Hormonal]](icon_redface.gif)
But I'd go for Sean Connery -even in Never Say Never Again. ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
And I actually like Pierce Brosnan, too.
But my heart (and whatever ![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif) ) belong to Sir Sean.
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Scot
Deck hand
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quote:
Originally posted by shuggie:
Scot, I take it from the sig you're a Firefly fan?
Congrats on being the first one to recognize the quote. I was forced to buy myself the DVD set for Christmas.
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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I'm shocked that no one's commented on thsi yet:
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Originally posted by Sine:
quote:
Originally posted by Scot:
I'd like to see some of that stuff with two guys and one girl.
Damn. I'd really like to, uh, inject a reminiscence* here, but good taste restrains me. Wouldn't want to ruin my reputation.
*from before I found Jesus hiding behind the sofa, of course.
So, you were watching porn, and then found Jesus behind the sofa? Had he been watching too, and then had to have a bit of a lie down? Or did he have to hide from you? Or was he scared (like when you watch Dr. Who)? Or what? Why was Jesus behind your sofa whilst you were watching porn?
Inquiring minds and all that... ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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Madam, it was a number of years afterward that I found Jesus behind the sofa. I was doing a more than usually thorough cleaning. That same day I found a number of very stale M&Ms* under one of the sofa cushions.
It was a memorable day all round.
*Please don't ask me how I found out they were very stale.
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Puppycat
Ship's Toast and Vegemite
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Dammit I get too busy at work and don't have time to get on here for a week or so and what do I find has happened while I've been away?......
Bloody clients causing me too much work that I can't get on here and find out about this meet.
I hope I'm not too late to RSVP expressing my interest in attending. Sadly I can't attend in person, finances prohibit (damned sick animals causing the incurring of vets bills), but I'm sure I can organise video link up from the office.
[ 02. February 2004, 23:02: Message edited by: Puppycat ]
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RooK
1 of 6
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quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Please don't ask me how I found out they were very stale.
Nobody doubts your tele-culinary sense, Siné.
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Beenster
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Puppycat:
I hope I'm not too late to RSVP expressing my interest in attending. Sadly I can't attend in person, finances prohibit (damned sick animals causing the incurring of vets bills), but I'm sure I can organise video link up from the office.
Cyber-perversion - I guess that spares the friction burns - or maybe not.
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Pânts*
Ship's underwear
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did anyone ask yet? will there be photos posted up somewhere after it?
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Beenster
Shipmate
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Originally posted by pânts.:
did anyone ask yet? will there be photos posted up somewhere after it?
Hopefully puppycat's videos can be used which is even more exciting than photos - but I would expect bits would have to be blurred out.
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IntellectByProxy
Larger than you think
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quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
It was a number of years afterward that I found Jesus behind the sofa. I was doing a more than usually thorough cleaning. That same day I found a number of very stale M&Ms under one of the sofa cushions.
The Son of the Living God and out of date chocolate on the same day, in the same furniture?
Truly thou art blessed.
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Beenster
Shipmate
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So the second coming has happened - and chose Sine's sofa to appear at - people should pay to visit this sofa I guess.
But how come none of us were raptured?
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Sine Nomine*
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I think it's best not to ask. However, in the highly unlikely event that Pyx_e got raptured and I didn't, I'd be pretty darn pissed.
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Janine
The Endless Simmer
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"got raptured" or "went into raptures"?
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I will manage a small Meet of no more than three Shipmates... in the midst of Mardi Gras season... hmm...
No, never mind. We still won't qualify as any sort of "porn meet".
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Beenster
Shipmate
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Maybe it was The Rupture took place behind the sofa.
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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Know this is late, but may I suggest viewing Whore of the Rings?
[ Warning: Not porn, but not very suitable for work either ]
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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I take it no one watched Shaving Ryan's Privates on Channel 5 recently?
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dorothea
Goodwife and low church mystic
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Actually, I noticed it advertised and had a wee laugh to myself over earlier gaff but decided not to bother.
J ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
[ 09. February 2004, 20:14: Message edited by: dorothea ]
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ChastMastr
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
I'm sure you're right, but I've always had a soft spot in my heart for the girl from Baltimore who shook an Empire.
... Wallis was from Baltimore? ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
David
did not know this and has lived nearby for three and a half years
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ChastMastr
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by welsh dragon:
I don't get the impression there was anything the least bit soft about the Duchess, Sine...
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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
... And now they've both been dead for years.
So then she probably got less soft, and then softer as decomposition set in, and now that only bones are left, quite softness-free.
... I'm sorry, that was in even worse taste than the rest of this thread.
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ChastMastr
Shipmate
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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Aristotle? Really? One would think it would be Plato.
Perfect Forms, and all that.
quote:
Originally posted by welsh dragon:
Well it would get really difficult no doubt to organise a porn shoot if you had to find hermaphrodite actors with 4 arms and 4 legs each...
I used to be on that MUCK, too.
(Well, okay, I don't recall many octopods there. Hexapods, yes; why, just the other day I was explaining to the Cub what a hermaphroditic lion'taur was...)
David
once ran this huge TinyPlot there involving an evil Lovecraftian thing from another dimension and played six characters simultaneously in a great battle scene there, too; he was The_Dark_One, at least two evil minions, Miriam the Angel, Kurt (Nightcrawler from X-Men), and a partridge in a pear tree
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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quote:
Originally posted by ChastMastr:
Wallis was from Baltimore?
YES! The Warfields were a very distinguished Baltimore family. And the first time she and Ernest had the prince to dinner she served "Chicken Maryland". (And a raspberry souffle for dessert.)
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Puppycat
Ship's Toast and Vegemite
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quote:
Originally posted by Beenster:
quote:
Originally posted by pânts.:
did anyone ask yet? will there be photos posted up somewhere after it?
Hopefully puppycat's videos can be used which is even more exciting than photos - but I would expect bits would have to be blurred out.
I can certainly confirm that work's state of the art video conferencing facilities *cough cough* do have video taping capacity. So what is seen through the monitors can be taped. And if I tell everyone at work that it's a meeting of a Christian group no one will walk in and see on screen something they really ought not to see.
Having said that I recall various emails I've received from colleagues, they'd certainly not bat an eyelid
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ChastMastr
Shipmate
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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
(And a raspberry souffle for dessert.)
[Prince]
She served a rasp-ber-ry souf-fle... the kind you'd find in a se-cond-hand store... rasp-ber-ry souf-fle...
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I'm sorry, but that really is what just popped into my head.
Carry on.
David
still, that is an interesting fun fact, and I should investigate the recipes in question
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Pânts*
Ship's underwear
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where is the raspberry souffle going???!!!
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Kelly Alves
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quote:
Originally posted by Erin:
You bastard. Just for that, I'll tell everyone you bought a block of Velveeta for no discernible reason.
Sine! Paisan!
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Sine Nomine*
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I'm planning on having Mac & Cheese a lot in the next few weeks.
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welsh dragon
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quote:
Originally posted by ChastMastr:
quote:
Originally posted by welsh dragon:
Well it would get really difficult no doubt to organise a porn shoot if you had to find hermaphrodite actors with 4 arms and 4 legs each...
I used to be on that MUCK, too.
Since when was the Symposium = MUCK, sweetie?
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Ariel
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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
I'm planning on having Mac & Cheese a lot in the next few weeks.
Who are they?
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ChastMastr
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by welsh dragon:
Since when was the Symposium = MUCK, sweetie?
... No idea what the Symposium is. Is it like EverQuest?
David
just saw the CSI episode on Fur and Loathing. It's waaaaaay off
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Sine Nomine*
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quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
I'm planning on having Mac & Cheese a lot in the next few weeks.
Who are they?
Surely you have macaroni & cheese over there. American children are raised on it. It's what makes American men strong and fearless and American women beautiful.
Or is it the other way round?
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Ann
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Yes, we have macaroni cheese here (for some reason either we leave the '&' out, or you put a gratuitous one in). Do you do the cheese the same way? A white sauce (cornflour, butter, milk, seasoning) with cheese added?
It's a bit more complicated in my household - with one child who won't eat cheese (except pizza), so I have to remember to reserve some of the macaroni for him to have with half a tin of tuna - then the others see it and ask why they can't have tuna as well! And two (and only two) of us like tomato puree added.
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Puppycat
Ship's Toast and Vegemite
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Originally posted by Erin:
You bastard. Just for that, I'll tell everyone you bought a block of Velveeta for no discernible reason.
I have to ask, what exactly is Velveeta? aside, obviously, given the macaroni & cheese reference, from some form of cheese life force
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