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Sine Nomine*

Ship's backstabbing bastard
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Ah, Velveeta™. It's not cheese. It's cheese food. Famous for its smooth melting qualities.

The reason Erin was threatening me is it is considered in some circles as a rather red-neck sort of ingredient. Especially large blocks of it.

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Sine Nomine*

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quote:
Originally posted by Ann:
Yes, we have macaroni cheese here (for some reason either we leave the '&' out, or you put a gratuitous one in). Do you do the cheese the same way? A white sauce (cornflour, butter, milk, seasoning) with cheese added?

No need for all that work due to the miracle of Velveeta.
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Pyx_e

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quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
I think it's best not to ask. However, in the highly unlikely event that Pyx_e got raptured and I didn't, I'd be pretty darn pissed.

Missed this, the only thing that would piss me off more would be if we were the only two not raptured. We would have to repopulate the earth.

P

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jlg

What is this place?
Why am I here?
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Oh dear, I was going to pontificate on the varities of macaroni and cheese, but...
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Sine Nomine*

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quote:
Originally posted by Pyx_e:
the only thing that would piss me off more would be if we were the only two not raptured. We would have to repopulate the earth.

Don't worry Pyx_e. Erin will still be here.

(I'll watch.)

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welsh dragon

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quote:
Originally posted by ChastMastr:
quote:
Originally posted by welsh dragon:
Since when was the Symposium = MUCK, sweetie?

... No idea what the Symposium is. Is it like EverQuest?


No.

In Plato’s Symposium, the character Aristophanes describes the hermaphrodite as the original condition of the sexes:

quote:
Each of these beings was globular in shape, with rounded back and sides, four arms and four legs, and two faces, both the same, on a cylindrical neck, and one head, with one face on side and one the other, and four ears, and two lots of privates, and all the other parts to match.

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Gill H

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So 'Hedwig and the Angry Inch' wasn't making it up, then!

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Pyx_e

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quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
quote:
Originally posted by Pyx_e:
the only thing that would piss me off more would be if we were the only two not raptured. We would have to repopulate the earth.

Don't worry Pyx_e. Erin will still be here.

(I'll watch.)

You will watch.

She won't care.

I get to do all the work. No fucking change there then.

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IntellectByProxy

Larger than you think
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quote:
Originally posted by Pyx_e:
No fucking change there then.

Serves you right for going with expensive prostitutes.

In Scunthorpe you can get a shag and still have change from a tenner for your bus fare home.

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ChastMastr
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quote:
Originally posted by Plato:
Each of these beings was globular in shape, with rounded back and sides, four arms and four legs, and two faces, both the same, on a cylindrical neck, and one head, with one face on side and one the other, and four ears, and two lots of privates, and all the other parts to match.

Dear God, a hybrid between a Pushmi-Pullyu and an Oompa-Loompa.

And, somewhere on the internet, I am sure someone has written porn involving it.

It's a law of physics.

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The Bede's American Successor

Curmudgeon-in-Training
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quote:
Originally posted by Pyx_e:
quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
I think it's best not to ask. However, in the highly unlikely event that Pyx_e got raptured and I didn't, I'd be pretty darn pissed.

Missed this, the only thing that would piss me off more would be if we were the only two not raptured. We would have to repopulate the earth.

P

You would also have to leave your drum of superglue at home, too.

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This was the iniquity of your sister Sodom: she and her daughters had pride of wealth and food in plenty, comfort and ease, and yet she never helped the poor and the wretched.

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