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RooK

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Er, Thomas? Could you get back to the righteous indignation? Not only is it more fun for me, it also stops you from wasting time with Siné and your growing multitude of mistaken assumptions.
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RooK

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Whoa. New page vertigo.

So where were we? Right, all us Identical Drones were oppressing your individuality. Carry on.

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quote:
Originally posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep:
quote:
Originally posted by RooK:
No, rodentstealer is right. And now I feel stoopid.

My nail varnish fumes! MINE! Mommy! Rook isn't sharing the hallucenogens!

And on that completely delirious note, I think I am now prepared and in the proper frame of mind, it's time to begin my class assignments.

Would that be "TimeOut 101", "Detention 101", "Parental Scolding 101", "Social Conformity 101", "Teachers Are God 101" or would it be "Get The Fuck Out Of My School You Make Me Look Bad 101"?

Just curious.

Thomas

Thomas

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quote:
Originally posted by RooK:
it also stops you from wasting time with Siné and your growing multitude of mistaken assumptions.

I think that's an excellent suggestion, RooK. I've got to log off and whip up a new outfit for this weekend's show anyway.

(Mom used to help me. Everytime I sit down at the sewing machine now, I get a litlle teary-eyed.)

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quote:
Originally posted by ThomasDF:
Would that be "TimeOut 101", "Detention 101", "Parental Scolding 101", "Social Conformity 101", "Teachers Are God 101" or would it be "Get The Fuck Out Of My School You Make Me Look Bad 101"?

If he's teaching Kindergarteners I would think it would be "No this isn't a TV show 101"...

Slaps self: STOP FEEDING THIS!!!

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quote:
Originally posted by RooK:
Er, Thomas? Could you get back to the righteous indignation? Not only is it more fun for me, it also stops you from wasting time with Siné and your growing multitude of mistaken assumptions.

Hey! I have a right to mistaken assumption! Are you trying to deny my rights? Is it too much to expect basic rights to be recognized and respected? You bet it is! It's "get respect", don't give any.

Let's see, what else?

Oh yeah, how come you allow all these vicious personal attacks against a poor newbie that hasn't done anything to anybody? What kind of hall monitor are you?

Thomas The Furious

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quote:
Originally posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep:
quote:
Originally posted by ThomasDF:
No wonder you're such a devout conformist and general asshole.

Oi! Tomas! El burro no debes llamar el cerdo 'orejas grande'.

Close Captioning For the Spanish-Impaired: The donkey shouldn't call the pig 'long ears'.

Hola Gringa!
No debe. El burro no debe llamar al cerdo 'orejas grandes. For the Spanish-Impaired.
Donde escuchaste esto?

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quote:
Originally posted by St. Seraphim of Sarov:
If he's teaching Kindergarteners I would think it would be "No this isn't a TV show 101"...

Slaps self: STOP FEEDING THIS!!!

*giggles madly*

Actually, I'm on the sixth graders now (we have to write a lesson for every grade, K-6th, please, shoot me now), and I'm laughing because it's a lesson where the students write their own TV show based on a novel.

P.S. I'm a ewe.
P.P.S. Thomas was obviously scared by chalk at an early age. We pray for the repose of his brain. [Votive]

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quote:
Originally posted by Ley Druid:
Hola Gringa!
No debe. El burro no debe llamar al cerdo 'orejas grandes. For the Spanish-Impaired.
Donde escuchaste esto?

Me estudiare espanol para cuatro anos en el colegio. Pero no estudiare mucho, y tuviera professores de Argentina. Y my bisabuela dice esto muchas veces, en el exactamente modo. Pero ella estaba la novia de un... How the heck do you say 'A Basque man'?

Translation for the Spanish Impaired: I speak the bad spanish. My great-grandmother did, too. Thomas is a dork. My paper is done.

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quote:
Originally posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep:
P.S. I'm a ewe.

Sorry. I'm fairly sure something has gotten to my brain this week, or this whole thread has taken my brain. I'm hoping it's the former, not the latter. [Biased]

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quote:
Originally posted by St. Seraphim of Sarov:
quote:
Originally posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep:
P.S. I'm a ewe.

Sorry. I'm fairly sure something has gotten to my brain this week, or this whole thread has taken my brain. I'm hoping it's the former, not the latter. [Biased]
You could always blame it on the nailpolish fumes. *nods*

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quote:
Originally posted by ThomasDF:
Anyway, you have more parts than a female aught to have.

What did you say your native language is?

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quote:
Originally posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep:

P.P.S. Thomas was obviously scared by chalk at an early age. We pray for the repose of his brain.

They didn't use that to torment children when I was in school. You mean you use chalk to frighten children today? Damn, you people are sinister.

Thomas

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quote:
Originally posted by ThomasDF:
They didn't use that to torment children when I was in school. You mean you use chalk to frighten children today? Damn, you people are sinister.

Thomas

No. We're high tech. We have whiteboards.

Fear the marker. FEAR IT!

*chases you around the room with a whiteboard marker*

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Do they even use chalk any more? All my kids' schools have whiteboards and dry-erase markers.

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quote:
Originally posted by Mousethief:
quote:
Originally posted by ThomasDF:
Anyway, you have more parts than a female aught to have.

What did you say your native language is?
It's not mouse that's for sure.

Have you come back to squeak some more? Now be a good mouse and scurry away. I have no cheese for you to steal.

Thomas

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quote:
Originally posted by ThomasDF:

Have you come back to squeak some more? Now be a good mouse and scurry away. I have no cheese for you to steal.

Thomas

Laaaaaaaaaaaaame. [Snore] Come on, you can do better than that.
*pokepokepoke*
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[ 28. May 2004, 03:54: Message edited by: Spiffy da WonderSheep ]

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Let's dust off those college Italian courses, shall we?

Dove sono?

Sono nella mia casa.

In che la stanza io sono?

Sono nel mio ufficio

Che faccio?

Surfing la Nave di Sciocchi, Inferno.

Che leggo infila sulla Nave di Sciocchi, d'Inferno?

Leggo di Thomas che ha un retto per una testa.

Perché ha un retto per una testa?

Chi sa? Basta dire che Dio ha un senso di umore e che ama RooK e tutto il riposo di noi.

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quote:
Originally posted by Mousethief:
Do they even use chalk any more? All my kids' schools have whiteboards and dry-erase markers.

As usual, a day late, a dollar short and brain dead.

Thomas

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I've known some dumbs, and I've known some fucks.

Some of the dumbs have been really fucked up.

Some of the fucks have been really dumbed down.

Some of the fucked-up dumbs have been really dumb.

Some of the dumbed-down fucks have been really fucked.

But you, TDF, are the dumbest, fuckest, dumb-fuckest, fuck-dumbest dumbfuck I have ever, ever had the misfortune of running across.

But you knew that, didn't you?

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quote:
Originally posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep:
quote:
Originally posted by ThomasDF:

Have you come back to squeak some more? Now be a good mouse and scurry away. I have no cheese for you to steal.

Thomas

Laaaaaaaaaaaaame. [Snore] Come on, you can do better than that.
*pokepokepoke*
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That's OGRE you drippings from a hooker. And go poke the Mouse, I'm sure he's enjoy it.

Thomas

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mousethief

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Originally posted by ThomasDF:
I'm sure he's enjoy it.

What did you say your native language was?

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quote:
Originally posted by ThomasDF:
That's OGRE you drippings from a hooker. And go poke the Mouse, I'm sure he's enjoy it.

Alls I see is a wittle troll. Aww. Wookit da wittle troll. Isn't it cute? I just want to reach over there and pinch its little cheeks! Come on, let's poke the cute little troll with a stick! God knows he hasn't got a poke in his short, sorry life.
*pokepokepoke*

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quote:
Originally posted by Mousethief:
I've known some dumbs, and I've known some fucks.

Some of the dumbs have been really fucked up.

Some of the fucks have been really dumbed down.

Some of the fucked-up dumbs have been really dumb.

Some of the dumbed-down fucks have been really fucked.

But you, TDF, are the dumbest, fuckest, dumb-fuckest, fuck-dumbest dumbfuck I have ever, ever had the misfortune of running across.

But you knew that, didn't you?

All that to call me a dumbfuck? Stop sniffing the nail polish remover, I sure as hell don't want your rendition of shithead.

I'm still trying to figure how you managed to be a mouse and a pussy at the same time.

Thomas

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quote:
Originally posted by ThomasDF:
All that to call me a dumbfuck?

I'll bet your screenplays have just devastating dialogue.

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quote:
Originally posted by Mousethief:
What did you say your native language was?

I think I remember him mentioning being Schtupid. Or was he a Domfuk? Grr. These dialects always get me confused.

Maybe he's an Idjit. That actually makes a lot of sense.

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quote:
Originally posted by ThomasDF:
Stop sniffing the nail polish remover, I sure as hell don't want your rendition of shithead.

Please don't call me "I sure as hell don't want your rendition of shithead" again.

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quote:
Originally posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep:
quote:
Originally posted by ThomasDF:
That's OGRE you drippings from a hooker. And go poke the Mouse, I'm sure he's enjoy it.

Alls I see is a wittle troll. Aww. Wookit da wittle troll. Isn't it cute? I just want to reach over there and pinch its little cheeks! Come on, let's poke the cute little troll with a stick! God knows he hasn't got a poke in his short, sorry life.
*pokepokepoke*

Damn! Now I know what you mean. That isn't a wittle troll. It's wittle because you're so friggin ugly. Now go look for someone else to get poked.

Crap, I didn't need Viagra until now.

Thomas

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quote:
Originally posted by ThomasDF:
Crap, I didn't need Viagra until now.

All right. My work here is done. Thomas will never breed.

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quote:
Originally posted by Mousethief:
quote:
Originally posted by ThomasDF:
All that to call me a dumbfuck?

I'll bet your screenplays have just devastating dialogue.
One of the best in the business slick.

I'm getting tired. night night

Thomas

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Dang. I was just getting warmed up.

Maybe Sine will come along and keep me company.

[ 28. May 2004, 04:21: Message edited by: Mousethief ]

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This thread is like a horrible horrible car wreck (or most of the TV shows on Fox). I know that I shouldn't stare at the mangled bodies as I drive by, but something about the scene draws my eyes and won't let me look away. I need to do something to get involved before Erin comes by and puts a bullet in my head for rubbernecking.

Thomas, it is really very very simple. Unfortunately, you have demonstrated yourself as being so completely obtuse in the face of numerous reasonable explanations that I no longer wonder why this is lost on you. You've misinterpreted almost every social cue and nuance that goes on in this board. Of course, this wouldn't have happened if you would have taken five fucking minutes to understand what is going on here before jumping in. It does not speak well for you that you continue to spew all over this board, jumping to laughably inaccurate conclusions, despite several recommendations to take those five fucking minutes to actually understand what is going on here. Usually adults with your level of impulsiveness are given diapers to contain the messes they make, and usually they don't share their messes with the people around them.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to traumatize a classroom full of 14-year-olds tomorrow...maybe even chase them with markers.

-Troy

[ 28. May 2004, 05:00: Message edited by: Troy ]

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quote:
Originally posted by RooK:
All I really need is a Mousethief cooler, and a comfy chair. Roll on page 3!

I apologize, RooK; I missed this when I read your post (Josephine caught it). One Mousethief Cooler coming up. Somebody else will have to provide the comfy chair (the comfy chair?).

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quote:
Originally posted by Troy:
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to traumatize a classroom full of 14-year-olds tomorrow...maybe even chase them with markers.

See, this is why I love the field of Education. Everyone shares ideas freely! It's so beautiful. *sniffle* *wipes away tears* *passes out on keyhakajajjjjjjjjjjjjjj*

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(Addressed to TDF)Although I don't know why I am bothering to bring it up, your prejudice against all professional educators is not only ignorant and foolish, but highly offensive to the great number of shipmates in that profession. And no, that does not mean I feel like justifying my existence to the likes of you, so don't waste even more of everyone's time.

[cross-posted]

[ 28. May 2004, 05:40: Message edited by: Zeke ]

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quote:
Originally posted by ThomasDF:
Oh yeah, how come you allow all these vicious personal attacks against a poor newbie that hasn't done anything to anybody? What kind of hall monitor are you?

Thomas The Fuckwit

From the OP...

quote:
I wouldn't want to get the wrong impression that these people (with a couple exceptions) only hang out in Hell to ambush newbies. And BTW, I have my over 51 posts, so I ain't no newbie no more.
Mind you given that spelling and grammar seem to be beyond this wordsmith, consistency in content is probably way too much to expect.

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quote:
Originally posted by ThomasDF:
Hey! I have a right to mistaken assumption! Are you trying to deny my rights? Is it too much to expect basic rights to be recognized and respected? You bet it is! It's "get respect", don't give any.

Let's see, what else?

Oh yeah, how come you allow all these vicious personal attacks against a poor newbie that hasn't done anything to anybody? What kind of hall monitor are you?

Thomas The Furious

You have the right to a mistaken assumption? [Killing me] Where the hell did that come from? Is this a constitutional right or something you read in the board FAQs? Oh, that's right, you've probably not read either, at least with comprehension. You have no right to be wrong, you dangler puffing ass munch.

You have no one to blame but yourself. You launched the attack(s) and now you want to hide and [Waterworks] ?? Your mommy isn't here and no one is going to change your pissy diaper and talc your cheeks.

The only possible way to get people to lighten up on you is to first apologize for the inflammatory comments you initiated without invitation or cause.

You aren't fooling anyone. I doubt you are a script writer at all, but it's been demonstrated time and again that there is no way you are the best in the business, as you would have us believe. Okay, I can see you as being responsible for say, the last two seasons of Friends and Cheers, the introduction of Scrappy to the Scooby Doo series, the entire run of Joanie loves Chachi, and the film adaptation of Stephen King's Trucks. But all that would just further prove my point.

Get a grip.
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Goldfish Stew
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Thomas DF, you are the kind of person the Reverend Spooner would have referred to as a shining wit. Congratulations.

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Ultraspike

Incensemeister
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quote:
Originally posted by kiwigoldfish:
Thomas DF, you are the kind of person the Reverend Spooner would have referred to as a shining wit. Congratulations.

Otherwise known as whining shit?

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mousethief

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Always quick on the uptake, our Ultraspike.

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Sine Nomine*

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Personally, I'm enjoying being a transvestite (see bottom of page three). It's more fun than I had ever dreamed, although it certainly takes longer to get dressed in the morning.
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irreverentkit
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Wow! Y'all have had a busy night. I left work yesterday on page 2, following Rook's promise (not a threat, but a promise) to close future threads if necessary. I log on today to find FOUR pages!!!

I have laughed myself sick for the last half hour.


Thanks, ThomasDaFuckwit! I can go about my day now with a smile on my face.

Looking forward to the next four pages ...

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kara
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Handy hint, Sine, non-matching handbag and shoes and smudged mascara are such a giveaway.
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mousethief

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quote:
Originally posted by Wibble:
Handy hint, Sine, non-matching handbag and shoes and smudged mascara are such a giveaway.

Je manifeste! Someone of Sine's caliber would know better than to wear non-matching handbag and shoes, even if he's new at ladies' clothing.

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kara
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Of course. My humblest apologies. Perhaps it would be more appropriate for Sine to give the hints to me? I would be most be grateful.
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Sine Nomine*

Ship's backstabbing bastard
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Accessories can make or break an outfit and so should be carefully chosen. Never wear platinum jewelry during the day. Gold only. Always check your hem before leaving the house. Avoid horizontal stripes. If you remember the last time a certain "look" was in, you're too old to wear it now. Shoes that "go with everything" go with nothing.

Anything else you'd like to know?

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Twilight

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Nonpropheteer:
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I can see you as being responsible for say, the last two seasons of Friends
Do we really want to sink to this level of cruelty? We must rise above, even if Thomas sinks to accusing Sine of wearing white pumps after Memorial day.
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John Donne

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Reverse! Reverse!

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Sine:
I'm actually a successful producer of low budget independent films. Believe it or not, I was the one who discovered Jeff Striker.

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JohnBoot:
Jeff Stryker?

I learnt this when I bought a baptismal gift.

Bootster, I need to know the relation between learning the correct spelling of Jeff Stryker's name and purchasing a baptismal gift.

It's quite a nice one, isn't it, the Jeff Stryker model?

Also can someone tell me if the hunka burnin' luv in NP's avatar is actually him?

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Anselmina
Ship's barmaid
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quote:
Originally posted by ThomasDF:
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Originally posted by Mousethief:
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Originally posted by ThomasDF:
All that to call me a dumbfuck?

I'll bet your screenplays have just devastating dialogue.
One of the best in the business slick.
This could well be true. Sadly, if he uses the same language he's using on this thread English users will never know [Disappointed] .
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Sine Nomine*

Ship's backstabbing bastard
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Perhaps West Virginia is different, but in most other places it's perfectly acceptable to wear white pumps after Memorial Day. Maybe you're confusing it with Labor Day.
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