homepage
  roll on christmas  
click here to find out more about ship of fools click here to sign up for the ship of fools newsletter click here to support ship of fools
community the mystery worshipper gadgets for god caption competition foolishness features ship stuff
discussion boards live chat cafe avatars frequently-asked questions the ten commandments gallery private boards register for the boards
 
Ship of Fools


Post new thread  Post a reply
My profile login | | Directory | Search | FAQs | Board home
   - Printer-friendly view Next oldest thread   Next newest thread
» Ship of Fools   » Ship's Locker   » Limbo   » Hell: Back off Sydney (Page 2)

 - Email this page to a friend or enemy.  
Pages in this thread: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9 
 
Source: (consider it) Thread: Hell: Back off Sydney
Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
# 1012

 - Posted      Profile for Sarkycow   Email Sarkycow   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
If the OPer is an Ozzie, then surely he's asleep now?

It must be early hours of the morning over there, and not all of them are awake 24/7, unlike Coot [Biased]

--------------------
“Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.”

Posts: 10787 | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged
Raspberry Rabbit

Will preach for food
# 3080

 - Posted      Profile for Raspberry Rabbit   Author's homepage     Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
Og: the thread killer wrote

quote:
Somebody wake the OP'r up...posted once, left.
yeah - makes one feel almost foolish, don't it? I mean c'mon, ostensibly from Sydney Diocese, can't spell or compose a decent sentence.....has to be a troll!

RR
P'Cuik

--------------------
...naked pirates not respecting boundaries...
(((BLOG)))

Posts: 2215 | From: In the middle of France | Registered: Jul 2002  |  IP: Logged
pete173
Shipmate
# 4622

 - Posted      Profile for pete173   Author's homepage   Email pete173   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
OK - here's the deal. We in the UK will lay off Sydney if you'll take back Oak Hill and all its works and give us back what used to be a half decent vicar factory.

--------------------
Pete

Posts: 1653 | From: Kilburn, London NW6 | Registered: Jun 2003  |  IP: Logged
Obnoxious Snob

Arch-Deacon
# 982

 - Posted      Profile for Obnoxious Snob   Email Obnoxious Snob   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
quote:
Originally posted by pete173:
OK - here's the deal. We in the UK will lay off Sydney if you'll take back Oak Hill and all its works and give us back what used to be a half decent vicar factory.

How many half decent vicars have you ordained, then? [Big Grin]

--------------------
'The best thing we can do is to make wherever we're lost in Look as much like home as we can'

Christopher Fry

Posts: 889 | From: Kernow | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged
Leprechaun

Ship's Poison Elf
# 5408

 - Posted      Profile for Leprechaun     Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
quote:
Originally posted by pete173:
OK - here's the deal. We in the UK will lay off Sydney if you'll take back Oak Hill and all its works and give us back what used to be a half decent vicar factory.

I'll swap you Sydney for the Willesden Episcopal Area any day of the week.

--------------------
He hath loved us, He hath loved us, because he would love

Posts: 3097 | From: England - far from home... | Registered: Jan 2004  |  IP: Logged
Charles Read
Shipmate
# 3963

 - Posted      Profile for Charles Read   Author's homepage   Email Charles Read   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
I used to be a half indecent vicar - does that count?

But I've only ever been to Oak Hill for conferences - the first time I went, half way up the drive was a sign saying

Black clergy round the back

[Eek!]

[See Pete 173 has tempted me to break my rule about not making negative comments about other colleges here. I do not normally find bishops tempting.]

--------------------
"I am a sinful human being - why do you expect me to be consistent?" George Bebawi

"This is just unfocussed wittering." Ian McIntosh

Posts: 701 | From: Norwich | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged
pete173
Shipmate
# 4622

 - Posted      Profile for pete173   Author's homepage   Email pete173   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Charles Read:


Black clergy round the back


Well, it is in the Edmonton Area.

--------------------
Pete

Posts: 1653 | From: Kilburn, London NW6 | Registered: Jun 2003  |  IP: Logged
Ronist
Shipmate
# 5343

 - Posted      Profile for Ronist   Email Ronist   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
Ya probably scared the poor little character. Especially Jugular, that was apalling.

You don't think this little character is for real? I've met lots of people like him.

You don't have to vapourize them, you just path them on the head and tell them to run along.

Posts: 827 | From: Vancouver Canada | Registered: Dec 2003  |  IP: Logged
RooK

1 of 6
# 1852

 - Posted      Profile for RooK   Author's homepage   Email RooK   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
Is to "path someone on the head" at all similar to braining them with with a pick-axe?
Posts: 15274 | From: Portland, Oregon, USA, Earth | Registered: Nov 2001  |  IP: Logged
Chesterbelloc

Tremendous trifler
# 3128

 - Posted      Profile for Chesterbelloc   Email Chesterbelloc   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
quote:
Originally posted by RooK:
Is to "path someone on the head" at all similar to braining them with with a pick-axe?

Psycho-path.
Posts: 4199 | From: Athens Borealis | Registered: Aug 2002  |  IP: Logged
Og: Thread Killer
Ship's token CN Mennonite
# 3200

 - Posted      Profile for Og: Thread Killer     Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Chesterbelloc:
quote:
Originally posted by RooK:
Is to "path someone on the head" at all similar to braining them with with a pick-axe?

Psycho-path.
Path part'em depression...wait, no,
that's the ship's bladder one who has that problem.

--------------------
I wish I was seeking justice loving mercy and walking humbly but... "Cease to lament for that thou canst not help, And study help for that which thou lament'st."

Posts: 5025 | From: Toronto | Registered: Aug 2002  |  IP: Logged
Ronist
Shipmate
# 5343

 - Posted      Profile for Ronist   Email Ronist   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
quote:
Originally posted by RooK:
Is to "path someone on the head" at all similar to braining them with with a pick-axe?

Well no, actually. I could see how you would make that mistake. Put down the pick-axe and be a good wookie.
Posts: 827 | From: Vancouver Canada | Registered: Dec 2003  |  IP: Logged
Lurker McLurker™

Ship's stowaway
# 1384

 - Posted      Profile for Lurker McLurker™     Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Og: Thread Killer:
Or are you into 5 second passions?

Is there a Mrs Johann we could ask?


I'm stunned that such an obvious joke hasn't already been made. Hell isn't usually short on these sort of cheap gags.

--------------------
Just War Theory- a perversion of morality?

Posts: 5661 | From: Raxacoricofallapatorius | Registered: Sep 2001  |  IP: Logged
Divine Outlaw
Gin-soaked boy
# 2252

 - Posted      Profile for Divine Outlaw   Author's homepage   Email Divine Outlaw   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Johann:
I wish people would back off the Anglican diocese of Sydney, just because we follow sound biblical doctrine and not the world!

Oh silly me, I've been following the world all these years. I see the error of my ways.

--------------------
insert amusing sig. here

Posts: 8705 | Registered: Jan 2002  |  IP: Logged
The Bede's American Successor

Curmudgeon-in-Training
# 5042

 - Posted      Profile for The Bede's American Successor   Author's homepage   Email The Bede's American Successor   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Johann:
I wish people would back off the Anglican diocese of Sydney, just because we follow sound biblical doctrine and not the world!

If things were sound in the Angican Diocese of Sydney, they would be following sound Scripture, Tradition, and reason--and not the world. I think I see what the problem is in the Antipodes.

<tangent class="US">
Not all that long ago, the ECUSA has Bishops Wantland (Tradition), Frey (Scripture), and Spong (reason) heading dioceses. My take on the situation was that is was ashame that we could that those three bishops and roll them into one. That way we could have had one good bishop, instead of three bishops with blinders on.
</tangent>

--------------------
This was the iniquity of your sister Sodom: she and her daughters had pride of wealth and food in plenty, comfort and ease, and yet she never helped the poor and the wretched.

—Ezekiel 16.49

Posts: 6079 | From: The banks of Possession Sound | Registered: Oct 2003  |  IP: Logged
FatMac

Ship's Macintosh
# 2914

 - Posted      Profile for FatMac   Author's homepage   Email FatMac   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Divine Outlaw-Dwarf:
quote:
Originally posted by Johann:
I wish people would back off the Anglican diocese of Sydney, just because we follow sound biblical doctrine and not the world!

Oh silly me, I've been following the world all these years. I see the error of my ways.
And about bloody time too.

You have to admit 'sound' is one of those words. The minute I hear someone talking about doctrine being 'sound' I start to itch violently.

--------------------
Do not beware the slippery slope - it is where faith resides.
Do not avoid the grey areas - they are where God works.

Posts: 1706 | From: Sydney | Registered: Jun 2002  |  IP: Logged
The Expatriate Theolinguist
Shipmate
# 6064

 - Posted      Profile for The Expatriate Theolinguist   Email The Expatriate Theolinguist   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
quote:
Originally posted by linzc:
You have to admit 'sound' is one of those words. The minute I hear someone talking about doctrine being 'sound' I start to itch violently.

Yes! So I'm not the only one who feels the need to garott (sp?) anyone who ever asks me that fatal question - 'is it sound teaching'?

Something about it, there's something about it...

Ah well, Johann's clearly some kind of joker. Let's not waste our time on such twattering grobsquallop.

--------------------
Je suis une petite pomme de terre.

Formerly mr_ricarno, many moons ago.

Posts: 731 | From: Upstate New York | Registered: May 2004  |  IP: Logged
Leprechaun

Ship's Poison Elf
# 5408

 - Posted      Profile for Leprechaun     Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
"Sound" is used rather iiritatingly today isn't it?
However, that's the fault of the people who use it I think - as the phrase "sound doctrine" does come directly out of the pastoral epistles.

Posts: 3097 | From: England - far from home... | Registered: Jan 2004  |  IP: Logged
Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
# 1012

 - Posted      Profile for Sarkycow   Email Sarkycow   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
But 'sound' is one of those irregular christian verbs.

I follow sound doctrine.
You interpret the Bible.
He/she/it makes it up as they go along.

[Biased]

--------------------
“Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.”

Posts: 10787 | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged
Zwingli
Shipmate
# 4438

 - Posted      Profile for Zwingli   Email Zwingli   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
Of course "politically sound" is the opposite of "politically correct" so "sound doctrine" is the opposite of... ?

Johann, listen to Leprechaun. And if you want to enjoy your time on the Ship, listen to the likes of juggy and Sarky. Your stay will be so much easier.

Posts: 4283 | Registered: Apr 2003  |  IP: Logged
Karl: Liberal Backslider
Shipmate
# 76

 - Posted      Profile for Karl: Liberal Backslider   Author's homepage   Email Karl: Liberal Backslider   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
quote:
Originally bullshitted by Zwingli*:
Of course "politically sound" is the opposite of "politically correct" so "sound doctrine" is the opposite of... ?


Since not calling Asians "Wogs" is Politically Correct, can we assume that you think that it is Politically Sound to do so?

Or is this this other version of PC, which means "any daft statement that I can't be argued to actually argue against so I will flippantly refer to as "politically correct" in order to avoid any real thought process being necessary"?

[ 04. June 2004, 10:37: Message edited by: Karl: Liberal Backslider ]

Posts: 17938 | From: Chesterfield | Registered: May 2001  |  IP: Logged
Marvin the Martian

Interplanetary
# 4360

 - Posted      Profile for Marvin the Martian     Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
quote:
Originally posted by mr_ricarno:
quote:
Originally posted by linzc:
You have to admit 'sound' is one of those words. The minute I hear someone talking about doctrine being 'sound' I start to itch violently.

Yes! So I'm not the only one who feels the need to garott (sp?) anyone who ever asks me that fatal question - 'is it sound teaching'?

Something about it, there's something about it...

Basically, "sound" just sounds unsound.

--------------------
Hail Gallaxhar

Posts: 30100 | From: Adrift on a sea of surreality | Registered: Apr 2003  |  IP: Logged
Moo

Ship's tough old bird
# 107

 - Posted      Profile for Moo   Email Moo   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
To me the word 'sound' indicates a desire to place the subject beyond discussion. Everyone is simply supposed to accept it.

Moo

--------------------
Kerygmania host
---------------------
See you later, alligator.

Posts: 20365 | From: Alleghany Mountains of Virginia | Registered: May 2001  |  IP: Logged
Divine Outlaw
Gin-soaked boy
# 2252

 - Posted      Profile for Divine Outlaw   Author's homepage   Email Divine Outlaw   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
quote:
Originally posted by pete173:
quote:
Originally posted by Charles Read:


Black clergy round the back


Well, it is in the Edmonton Area.
[Killing me] [Killing me]

--------------------
insert amusing sig. here

Posts: 8705 | Registered: Jan 2002  |  IP: Logged
philo25
Shipmate
# 5725

 - Posted      Profile for philo25   Email philo25   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
quote:
Originally posted by pete173:
OK - here's the deal. We in the UK will lay off Sydney if you'll take back Oak Hill and all its works and give us back what used to be a half decent vicar factory.

OK I feel someone needs to defend poor Johann!

Here's my problem, it's supposedly the height of naivete(spl?) and newbie ignorance to claim that only one group of Christians follows 'sound' doctrine, and yet it's fine to imply Oak Hill is no longer a 'decent vicar factory' as pete 173 so charmingly put it"? Liberal (TM - ha ha ha NOT) Christians are upset about being considered 'sub-christians' as someone put it, and yet apparently are quite happy to sneer at Evangelical Christians by making assertions like pete173's.

The fact is, and (since this is Hell I might aswell anger some of you [Biased] ), that 'sound' doctrine refers to doctrine that is based on biblical teaching. Now obviously alot of non-Evangelicals get upset about this since they find much biblical teaching rather problematic since it goes against their own liberal convictions and outlook on the world. So why not ignore certain passages that have been accepted for millenia? Great idea lets modernise! Oh no but damn, there's some bloody Evangelical Christian thickos that actually believe in this stuff, bollocks! And some of them not only believe in the nice bits like 'God is love', but also some scary things like Hell and Marriage!! [Roll Eyes] How we pity those poor fools, do they not realise the cultural context bla bla bla..

And I'm tired of hearing all this 'tradition' and 'reason' bollocks from non-Evangelicals..find me the scripture in the Bible to support this please? 'Tradition' and 'Reason' are blatant excuses that non-Evangelicals have come up with to legitimise all the paraphanelia and sometimes unbiblical stuff they or society comes up with. Doesn't Paul warn us about the philosophies of this world? The reason and tradition and philosphoies of this world are attacking the Church and non-Christians alike as never before. Now of course that isn't to say non-Evangelicals aren't Christians, but I would say many non-Evangelcals are allowing themselves to be misguided by modern societies attitudes to life, a well-meaning attempt to appeal to non-Christians. But how far should this go, where does it stop? It's a slippery slope my friends....

OK so Johann could have padded out his post to form a bit more of an argument, I guess I did it for him! Come on toast me someone, like Mclurker said we evangelicals like nothing better than to suffer for Jesus [Big Grin] By the way I love you all in Jesus, kiss kiss [Smile]

--------------------
Genesis 29:20
So Jacob served seven years to get Rachel, but they seemed like only a few days to him because of his love for her.

Posts: 246 | From: London | Registered: Apr 2004  |  IP: Logged
RuthW

liberal "peace first" hankie squeezer
# 13

 - Posted      Profile for RuthW     Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
quote:
Originally posted by philo25:
The fact is, and (since this is Hell I might aswell anger some of you [Biased] ), that 'sound' doctrine refers to doctrine that is based on biblical teaching. Now obviously alot of non-Evangelicals get upset about this since they find much biblical teaching rather problematic since it goes against their own liberal convictions and outlook on the world. So why not ignore certain passages that have been accepted for millenia? Great idea lets modernise! Oh no but damn, there's some bloody Evangelical Christian thickos that actually believe in this stuff, bollocks! And some of them not only believe in the nice bits like 'God is love', but also some scary things like Hell and Marriage!! [Roll Eyes] How we pity those poor fools, do they not realise the cultural context bla bla bla..

That's right, philo25. We're just making it up as we go along. I wonder why we just don't quit the church altogether and leave you to it. Must be because it's gotten so dang hard to get brunch reservations on Sunday mornings, so we may as well go to church.

quote:
And I'm tired of hearing all this 'tradition' and 'reason' bollocks from non-Evangelicals..find me the scripture in the Bible to support this please? 'Tradition' and 'Reason' are blatant excuses that non-Evangelicals have come up with to legitimise all the paraphanelia and sometimes unbiblical stuff they or society comes up with.
If you don't like tradition, then you should quit the Anglican Communion, and if you don't like reason, you should ... Well, you obviously wouldn't know reason if it rose up and smote you between the eyes, would you?
Posts: 24453 | From: La La Land | Registered: Apr 2001  |  IP: Logged
Zwingli
Shipmate
# 4438

 - Posted      Profile for Zwingli   Email Zwingli   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
quote:
Originally bullshitted by Zwingli*:
Of course "politically sound" is the opposite of "politically correct" so "sound doctrine" is the opposite of... ?


Since not calling Asians "Wogs" is Politically Correct, can we assume that you think that it is Politically Sound to do so?

Or is this this other version of PC, which means "any daft statement that I can't be argued to actually argue against so I will flippantly refer to as "politically correct" in order to avoid any real thought process being necessary"?

It was a joke you idiot, obviously I don't think that PC and PS are literal, exact opposites, or that any statement must fit into one or the other, in a "statement x is PC iff it is not PS." I was alluding to how some people use the terms. Had you had the slightest of clues you would have realised that I was inferring, as a joke, doctrinal incorrectness (or error) on the part of the Sydney diocese.
Posts: 4283 | Registered: Apr 2003  |  IP: Logged
philo25
Shipmate
# 5725

 - Posted      Profile for philo25   Email philo25   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
quote:
Originally posted by RuthW:
[QUOTE]That's right, philo25. We're just making it up as we go along. I wonder why we just don't quit the church altogether and leave you to it. Must be because it's gotten so dang hard to get brunch reservations on Sunday mornings, so we may as well go to church.

..If you don't like tradition, then you should quit the Anglican Communion, and if you don't like reason, you should ... Well, you obviously wouldn't know reason if it rose up and smote you between the eyes, would you?

All I was saying is that non-Evangelicals are happy to laugh/sneer at Evangelicals and suggest that a college like Oak Hill nowadays produces substandard vicars, but are outraged if they're accused of not sticking to the Bible. Double-standards if you ask me [Biased]

As for tradition, well there's nothing wrong with it per se, but lets not celebrate that more than the whole point of Church, which is surely Jesus?
I don't want to quit the Anglican church since I rather like the church I'm at thank you. That it's CofE is by the by. It doesn't get more excited about smells and bells and gay vicars etc than the preaching of the Gospel [Razz] Like I said, tradition is fine, but lets remember what the real point of Church is eh? I was responding to a post that argued that Tradition and Reason were equal in authority to the Bible, but I feel the Bible encapsulates all the traditon and reason that we need as a Church. I was just getting tired of this non-Evangelical concensus regarding Evangelicals that I come across so often on these threads, I felt it neded a little combating with some stereotypes of my own to illustrate the point [Biased] I am sorry about all the ructions in Sydney and I think things could have been handled better, but this anti-Jensen tirade was getting a little carried away with itself I thought, into a general anti-Evangelical rant. Jensen and his people may be a little rude and undiplomatic but that doesn't mean Evangelical Christianity is therefore laughable etc. I mean in New Westminster dicoese in Canada churches that don't agree with same sex blessings are being kicked out by the Bishop there, does that mean non-Evangelical Christianity in general is oppresive and stupid etc etc? I just felt the thread required a little more balance regarding these issues (Blimey I much preferered writing my last post since I used words like bollocks in it [Big Grin]

--------------------
Genesis 29:20
So Jacob served seven years to get Rachel, but they seemed like only a few days to him because of his love for her.

Posts: 246 | From: London | Registered: Apr 2004  |  IP: Logged
Try
Shipmate
# 4951

 - Posted      Profile for Try   Email Try   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
quote:
Originally posted by dyfrig:
Stand up, stand up for Jensen
ye soldiers of the south;
an instrument of torture -
I wish he'd shut his mouth.
He speaks of male headship
and isn't keen on queers;
he doesn't like the Carthlicks,
and won't respect his peers.

Stand up, stand up for Jensen,
he's really, really great,
so long as you hate Evensong,
so long as you love hate.
His brother runs St Andrews,
his nephew runs the schools,
his wife's in charge of women.
He must think we're all fools.

Stand up, stand up for Jensen,
he's got us by the balls -
he knows he's got the money,
the power and the Word.
His trinity is Father,
Bible, OHP;
his version of the Articles
makes Newman look PC.

[delurks]
I really, really love this. It's very funny- and biting as well- reminds me of Erasmus.

--------------------
“I’m so glad to be a translator in the 20th century. They only burn Bibles now, not the translators!” - the Rev. Dr. Bruce M. Metzger

Posts: 852 | From: Beautiful Ohio, in dreams again I see... | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged
philo25
Shipmate
# 5725

 - Posted      Profile for philo25   Email philo25   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Try:
quote:
Originally posted by dyfrig:
Stand up, stand up for Jensen
ye soldiers of the south;
an instrument of torture -
I wish he'd shut his mouth.
He speaks of male headship
and isn't keen on queers;
he doesn't like the Carthlicks,
and won't respect his peers.

Stand up, stand up for Jensen,
he's really, really great,
so long as you hate Evensong,
so long as you love hate.
His brother runs St Andrews,
his nephew runs the schools,
his wife's in charge of women.
He must think we're all fools.

Stand up, stand up for Jensen,
he's got us by the balls -
he knows he's got the money,
the power and the Word.
His trinity is Father,
Bible, OHP;
his version of the Articles
makes Newman look PC.

[delurks]
I really, really love this. It's very funny- and biting as well- reminds me of Erasmus.

Oh dear Try you're so easily pleased [Biased]

OK some if it's funny [Razz] , but the Trinity bit?! And the 'so long as you love hate' bit - slightly OTT for my tastes.
[Snore] [Biased]

--------------------
Genesis 29:20
So Jacob served seven years to get Rachel, but they seemed like only a few days to him because of his love for her.

Posts: 246 | From: London | Registered: Apr 2004  |  IP: Logged
PataLeBon
Shipmate
# 5452

 - Posted      Profile for PataLeBon   Email PataLeBon   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
Philo, my problem with people quoting "sound Biblical doctrine" at me is that when I use the Bible to defend myself I get told that I obviously read it wrong. That seems to be a double standard since I accept that most people taking what is considered a conservative stance have a point.

Why can't they agree that I have one too? Or is that only conservatives can use the Bible and that liberals can't?

I read the Bible, I study the Bible, and I listen to the Holy Spirit to understand what I read and know. But somehow that's not enough??? Why? Because I don't agree?

--------------------
That's between you and your god. Oh, wait a minute. You are your god. That's a problem. - Jack O'Neill (Stargate SG1)

Posts: 1907 | From: Texas | Registered: Jan 2004  |  IP: Logged
Try
Shipmate
# 4951

 - Posted      Profile for Try   Email Try   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
quote:
Originally posted by philo25:
quote:
Originally posted by Try:
quote:
Originally posted by dyfrig:
Stand up, stand up for Jensen
ye soldiers of the south;
an instrument of torture -
I wish he'd shut his mouth.
He speaks of male headship
and isn't keen on queers;
he doesn't like the Carthlicks,
and won't respect his peers.

Stand up, stand up for Jensen,
he's really, really great,
so long as you hate Evensong,
so long as you love hate.
His brother runs St Andrews,
his nephew runs the schools,
his wife's in charge of women.
He must think we're all fools.

Stand up, stand up for Jensen,
he's got us by the balls -
he knows he's got the money,
the power and the Word.
His trinity is Father,
Bible, OHP;
his version of the Articles
makes Newman look PC.

[delurks]
I really, really love this. It's very funny- and biting as well- reminds me of Erasmus.

Oh dear Try you're so easily pleased [Biased]

OK some if it's funny [Razz] , but the Trinity bit?! And the 'so long as you love hate' bit - slightly OTT for my tastes.
[Snore] [Biased]

Yes, it's nasty- that's part of its appeal!

--------------------
“I’m so glad to be a translator in the 20th century. They only burn Bibles now, not the translators!” - the Rev. Dr. Bruce M. Metzger

Posts: 852 | From: Beautiful Ohio, in dreams again I see... | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged
John Donne

Renaissance Man
# 220

 - Posted      Profile for John Donne     Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
Unaccustomed as I am, to stand up for liberals:
quote:
philo:
Now obviously alot of non-Evangelicals get upset about this since they find much biblical teaching rather problematic since it goes against their own liberal convictions and outlook on the world.

I think this is a strawman-ish fundamental misunderstanding of what liberalism is about... they do not find biblical teaching problematic, rather, the terms of reference in which they see the bible are not the terms of reference of people who take 'a plain reading of scripture'. It's not a case of: it 'goes against their ... liberal convictions and outlook on the world', so they ignore it. Their liberal convictions and outlook on the world come from the doctrine and spirit of Christianity and the bible informs that but is not a rulebook.

I think that's wot they believe, anyway.

[Edit: attribute quote]

[ 05. June 2004, 05:50: Message edited by: Coot (Such a nice boy) ]

Posts: 13667 | From: Perth, W.A. | Registered: May 2001  |  IP: Logged
Cranmer's baggage*
Shipmate
# 4937

 - Posted      Profile for Cranmer's baggage*   Email Cranmer's baggage*   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
quote:
Originally posted by philo25:
quote:
Originally posted by pete173:
OK - here's the deal. We in the UK will lay off Sydney if you'll take back Oak Hill and all its works and give us back what used to be a half decent vicar factory.

<snip> Liberal (TM - ha ha ha NOT) Christians are upset about being considered 'sub-christians' as someone put it, and yet apparently are quite happy to sneer at Evangelical Christians by making assertions like pete173's.
<big snip to remove more bleating>

Thing is, Philo25, it's not quite that simple. This isn't a simple liberal/evangelical war, as I've tried to say on other threads about Sydney Anglicanism. Much of the concern being expressed about the Jensenist approach is not from liberals, but from other Anglican Evangelicals. Pete173 is an evangelical, as am I, and a number of others who've commented on these issues.

The Sydney approach represents one of several strands of evangelicalism in the Anglican tradition - notably, Puritanism. It resonates well with those outside the Anglican tradition who align themselves with the broader Calvinist/Reformed tradition. For other evangelicals, who trace their heritage to the Wesleyan holiness movement, or to the English 16th Century reformers (e.g. Cranmer, Latimer, Ridley), it doesn't sit nearly as well.

The problem for many of us is that we find ourselves being told that unless we are willing to conform to one particular model of Evangelicalism, we must be closet liberals.

The use of Scripture as a blunt instrument with which to beat the people of God into submission was shown to be a bankrupt approach in the 17th Century. Why does a subset of Evangelical Anglicanism wish to reinstitute the practice now?

--------------------
Eschew obfuscation!

Posts: 729 | From: the antipodes | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged
mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953

 - Posted      Profile for mousethief     Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Cranmer's baggage:
The use of Scripture as a blunt instrument with which to beat the people of God into submission was shown to be a bankrupt approach in the 17th Century. Why does a subset of Evangelical Anglicanism wish to reinstitute the practice now?

Love of power?

--------------------
This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...

Posts: 63536 | From: Washington | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged
Amos

Shipmate
# 44

 - Posted      Profile for Amos     Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
Ignorance of history? Contempt for tradition?

--------------------
At the end of the day we face our Maker alongside Jesus--ken

Posts: 7667 | From: Summerisle | Registered: May 2001  |  IP: Logged
Lyda*Rose

Ship's broken porthole
# 4544

 - Posted      Profile for Lyda*Rose   Email Lyda*Rose   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
General jugheadedness? [Roll Eyes]

--------------------
"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano

Posts: 21377 | From: CA | Registered: May 2003  |  IP: Logged
Leprechaun

Ship's Poison Elf
# 5408

 - Posted      Profile for Leprechaun     Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Cranmer's baggage:
Pete173 is an evangelical

although strangely, from his posts you'd never be able to tell.
quote:

The Sydney approach represents one of several strands of evangelicalism in the Anglican tradition - notably, Puritanism. It resonates well with those outside the Anglican tradition who align themselves with the broader Calvinist/Reformed tradition. For other evangelicals, who trace their heritage to the Wesleyan holiness movement, or to the English 16th Century reformers (e.g. Cranmer, Latimer, Ridley), it doesn't sit nearly as well.


The thing is CB, I think you have a point. It is beyond me why anyone with convictions such as my own would want to stay in the C of E. However, if you genuinely do want to be a broad church, then you too have to appreciate the broadness, insteasd of just telling others to. You even need to appreciate the broadness that includes those who don't appreciate it themsleves. I think, as far as I can tell, that is what the C of E is all about.

I was a little bit confused by what you said though. I have heard several Oak Hill types (which, AFAICS is quite a different kettle of fish from the whole Sydney "experiment", so I thought Pete was being a bit unfair) say their heritage is Cranmer, Latimer etc - sticking up for a conservative view of the Scriptures, and of God in the established church, wheareas my position as a "dissenter" is much more like that of the Puritans. Who I mostly think are quite great, and much misrepresented so I don't mind.
Anyway, is that view wrong?

Posts: 3097 | From: England - far from home... | Registered: Jan 2004  |  IP: Logged
FatMac

Ship's Macintosh
# 2914

 - Posted      Profile for FatMac   Author's homepage   Email FatMac   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Coot (Such a nice boy):
quote:
philo:
Now obviously alot of non-Evangelicals get upset about this since they find much biblical teaching rather problematic since it goes against their own liberal convictions and outlook on the world.

I think this is a strawman-ish fundamental misunderstanding of what liberalism is about...
Quite right Coot. Speaking for myself, my journey to liberalism came about as I tried to understand what I read in the Bible and to make sense of it as a whole. In doing so, it affected the view I took of particular scriptures, which again affected the whole structure - in short a hermeneutical spiral between my philosophical/theological framework and the individual parts of scripture. My liberal outlook on the world has been shaped entirely by my study of the Biblical revelation, and for the most part that study has been in conservative institutions.

--------------------
Do not beware the slippery slope - it is where faith resides.
Do not avoid the grey areas - they are where God works.

Posts: 1706 | From: Sydney | Registered: Jun 2002  |  IP: Logged
rebekah
Shipmate
# 2748

 - Posted      Profile for rebekah   Email rebekah   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
Not all evangelicals are Sydney style (in fact not all Anglican evangelicals who live in Sydney are Sydney style). It's not so much what they believe but their breathtaking arrogance, lack of grace and graciousness, and lack of love and humility that is hard to take.
And this shows (often but not always) within the parish too, where the rector is always right - Father knows best, you might say if you were being cheeky!

--------------------
grow in grace

Posts: 117 | From: rural Western Australia | Registered: May 2002  |  IP: Logged
Ethne Alba
Shipmate
# 5804

 - Posted      Profile for Ethne Alba     Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
It seems to me that Evangelical Leadership is a tricky path to take.
They have to be certain.....and yet how to stop that falling over into an 'unspeakable arrogance of unshakable conviction'?

If there is no possability in my mind that I might be wrong...
If I come over as someone who has everything sorted...
If I appear to be fearful of other ways of approaching God through Christ....

I could also be assumed to be narrow minded and not open to discussion or interpretation.

I might also not be liked very much by others who don't actually know me.
(which is a shame as I might be a very nice person.)

But all we can hear is the noise..and it's not a nice noise.
It's harsh and unattractive.

..and the worst of it all is that it's not meant to be and doesn't have to be....

Posts: 3126 | Registered: Apr 2004  |  IP: Logged
pete173
Shipmate
# 4622

 - Posted      Profile for pete173   Author's homepage   Email pete173   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Leprechaun:
quote:
Originally posted by Cranmer's baggage:
Pete173 is an evangelical

although strangely, from his posts you'd never be able to tell.
quote:


The Sydney approach represents one of several strands of evangelicalism in the Anglican tradition - notably, Puritanism. It resonates well with those outside the Anglican tradition who align themselves with the broader Calvinist/Reformed tradition. For other evangelicals, who trace their heritage to the Wesleyan holiness movement, or to the English 16th Century reformers (e.g. Cranmer, Latimer, Ridley), it doesn't sit nearly as well.


The thing is CB, I think you have a point. It is beyond me why anyone with convictions such as my own would want to stay in the C of E. However, if you genuinely do want to be a broad church, then you too have to appreciate the broadness, insteasd of just telling others to. You even need to appreciate the broadness that includes those who don't appreciate it themsleves. I think, as far as I can tell, that is what the C of E is all about.

I was a little bit confused by what you said though. I have heard several Oak Hill types (which, AFAICS is quite a different kettle of fish from the whole Sydney "experiment", so I thought Pete was being a bit unfair) say their heritage is Cranmer, Latimer etc - sticking up for a conservative view of the Scriptures, and of God in the established church, wheareas my position as a "dissenter" is much more like that of the Puritans. Who I mostly think are quite great, and much misrepresented so I don't mind.
Anyway, is that view wrong?

Yeah - I'm an evangelical - and I'm completely brassed off with the way that label has been usurped by the Sydney ultraconservatives. The evangelical mainstream in the CofE gets tarred with the same brush as these people. It would be OK if they could see that they are just one strand - as you say, the Puritan strand - in evangelicalism. But they will keep insisting that they are the only pure ones. And that lacks just a little sense of history. In the CofE, the Puritans lost. Those of us who stand in the tradition of Cranmer, Hooker and Jewell can point you to the reasons why we believe in an Anglicanism that is founded on sola scriptura, but is also sacramental, believes the presbyteral ministry of women to be scriptural, and is not obsessed with propositionalism as the hermeneutical key to scripture.

So I appreciate the broadness, but they don't. And Oak Hill (where there is no Anglican woman in training for ministry in the CofE) used to be a very good training college for all sorts and conditions of evangelicals, especially those with no academic background. It's now the preserve of anticharismatics (try being a charismatic there; it's murder) and people with little understanding of the CofE (I preached there on our responsibility to be vicars to the whole parish - blank looks - they're basically congregationalists) or doing funerals ("let the dead bury their dead"). We need a good college in London to which we can send our ordinands. Oak Hill ain't it.

--------------------
Pete

Posts: 1653 | From: Kilburn, London NW6 | Registered: Jun 2003  |  IP: Logged
Leprechaun

Ship's Poison Elf
# 5408

 - Posted      Profile for Leprechaun     Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
quote:
Originally posted by pete173:
Those of us who stand in the tradition of Cranmer, Hooker and Jewell can point you to the reasons why we believe in an Anglicanism that is founded on sola scriptura, but is also sacramental, believes the presbyteral ministry of women to be scriptural, and is not obsessed with propositionalism as the hermeneutical key to scripture.

Sorry, I really am ignorant of Anglican church history here. It was my understanding that the Puritans left the C of E, which was their big disagreement with Cranmer et al, who stayed to reform it from within. Which is what I have heard conservative evangelicals say they are wanting to do.
And what I meant by my backahnded comment, Pete, is that its pretty hard to say you stand in Cranmer's shoes, when I've heard you wax lyrical over high church worship on these boards, as it was objection to this that got Cranmer burnt at the stake, was it not? I'm also astounded to find out that Cranmer and Hooker were pro the ordination of women.

quote:
It's now the preserve of anticharismatics (try being a charismatic there; it's murder)
[Waterworks] Oh dear, poor ickle charismatics. Pity there's no charismatic training colleges in the C of E for them to go to. [Roll Eyes]

quote:
We need a good college in London to which we can send our ordinands. Oak Hill ain't it.
Gosh, what an excellent appreciation of broadness you have. One reformed college in the C of E in the whole country, and a rather small one at that, and your knickers are all in a twist? That doesn't really seem very appreciative of diversity to me.
I don't know about now, but I have known several women who have trained there for ministry in the C of E. Not church leadership, but then, I'm sure we'd all agree that there is far more to ministry than that.

Posts: 3097 | From: England - far from home... | Registered: Jan 2004  |  IP: Logged
The Black Labrador
Shipmate
# 3098

 - Posted      Profile for The Black Labrador   Email The Black Labrador   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
I think Pete173 has a point. I know an Anglican priest who trained at Oak Hill and some students there refused to speak to him because he's a charismatic, and believes in all these heretical doctrines like healing and tongues. Such behaviour would in my view be embarassing in a university CU. In the C of E it should be unacceptable.

This isn't true of all conservative evangelicals -I know that All Souls Langham Place are very happy to work with charismatics and St.Ebbes Oxford used to be (although my knowledge there is some years old). There are some others - St.Helen's Bishopsgate is one example - who seem to regard charismatics as wacko liberals. I'm astonished that groups as exclusive as that want to be part of the C of E.

Posts: 629 | From: London | Registered: Jul 2002  |  IP: Logged
Nunc Dimittis
Seamstress of Sound
# 848

 - Posted      Profile for Nunc Dimittis   Email Nunc Dimittis   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
quote:
Sorry, I really am ignorant of Anglican church history here. It was my understanding that the Puritans left the C of E, which was their big disagreement with Cranmer et al, who stayed to reform it from within. Which is what I have heard conservative evangelicals say they are wanting to do.
There were Puritans who left the CofE. There were some Puritans who did not leave the CofE, but put up with it, grumbling, hoping to reform it further from within. But history and other church circumstances (like that little episode with Cromwell) eventually meant they died out. These Puritans saw their mission as continuing the process of Reform; Cranmer and co hadn't gone far enough, and in their eyes compromised terribly on doctrinal issues.

Although there is a 400 year gap, the Jensens see themselves as the inheritors of this tradition. Which I might add, is not "Anglican" in the sense of what "Anglican" came to mean by the end of the reign of Elizabeth 1, still less what it was by the beginning of the 18thC or later. The belief system and values, theology and sociology of the Jensens have more in common with Cromwell and his iconoclasm, than with other eras of Anglican church history.

[Roll Eyes]

[ 05. June 2004, 12:32: Message edited by: Nunc Dimittis ]

Posts: 9515 | From: Delta Quadrant | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged
Divine Outlaw
Gin-soaked boy
# 2252

 - Posted      Profile for Divine Outlaw   Author's homepage   Email Divine Outlaw   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
Leprechaun, are you an Anglican?

--------------------
insert amusing sig. here

Posts: 8705 | Registered: Jan 2002  |  IP: Logged
Leprechaun

Ship's Poison Elf
# 5408

 - Posted      Profile for Leprechaun     Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Divine Outlaw-Dwarf:
Leprechaun, are you an Anglican?

Ex-Anglican. I was brought up free church, (brethren!) and then went to Anglican churches for 7 years after I left home. I even worked for one for a while. Then I got fed up and left. Which to be fair, is probably better for the C of E and for me.

Do the Jensens see themselves in the Puritan tradition? Or is that just how others see them? Certainly, those who they have been put in the same group as over here, I have only ever heard putting themselves in the shoes of Cranmer, Latimer et al.

Posts: 3097 | From: England - far from home... | Registered: Jan 2004  |  IP: Logged
Divine Outlaw
Gin-soaked boy
# 2252

 - Posted      Profile for Divine Outlaw   Author's homepage   Email Divine Outlaw   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
Indeed, you've done the honest thing. Would that the Jensens would do likewise!

--------------------
insert amusing sig. here

Posts: 8705 | Registered: Jan 2002  |  IP: Logged
Divine Outlaw
Gin-soaked boy
# 2252

 - Posted      Profile for Divine Outlaw   Author's homepage   Email Divine Outlaw   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
quote:
Originally posted by philo25:


And I'm tired of hearing all this 'tradition' and 'reason' bollocks from non-Evangelicals..find me the scripture in the Bible to support this please?

Now, children, do we know what a circular argument is? [Roll Eyes]

--------------------
insert amusing sig. here

Posts: 8705 | Registered: Jan 2002  |  IP: Logged
The Expatriate Theolinguist
Shipmate
# 6064

 - Posted      Profile for The Expatriate Theolinguist   Email The Expatriate Theolinguist   Send new private message       Edit/delete post   Reply with quote 
The OPer is probably currently laughing his/her head off at the prospect of us having stretched this thread over to two pages without the troll having to reply a single time...

HAHAHAHAHA I'm almost a Shipmate now, look!

(edited to correct assertion that I 'am' a Shipmate).

[ 05. June 2004, 13:44: Message edited by: mr_ricarno ]

--------------------
Je suis une petite pomme de terre.

Formerly mr_ricarno, many moons ago.

Posts: 731 | From: Upstate New York | Registered: May 2004  |  IP: Logged



Pages in this thread: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9 
 
Post new thread  Post a reply Close thread   Feature thread   Move thread   Delete thread Next oldest thread   Next newest thread
 - Printer-friendly view
Go to:

Contact us | Ship of Fools | Privacy statement

© Ship of Fools 2016

Powered by Infopop Corporation
UBB.classicTM 6.5.0

 
follow ship of fools on twitter
buy your ship of fools postcards
sip of fools mugs from your favourite nautical website
 
 
  ship of fools