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Thread: Hell: SpongeBob promotes homosexuality!
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Alan Cresswell
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It appears that SpongeBob is spearheading an insidious campaign to spread homosexuality among children. Or so claims James Dobson founder of Focus on the Family. BBC News report. Why do such morons insist on reading sinister motives into harmless entertainment?
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Presumably because they really do have nothing better to concentrate on.
I love this:
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SpongeBob ... is seen as an icon for adult gay men in the US, apparently because he regularly holds hands with his sidekick Patrick.
No doubt that writes off Ernie and Bert too - my god, they live together!
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Marvin the Martian
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My favourite part was quote:
WAFF spokesman Mark Barondeso told the newspaper that anyone who thought the video promoted homosexuality "needs to visit their doctor and get their medication increased".
A more Ship-like response I can't imagine ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Huia
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Oh no! ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
When I minded Left At the Altar's children on Saturday night they forced me to watch a SpongeBob movie with them. Do you suppose I'm scarred for life?
(I thought the hand-holding was kind of cute.)
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Laura
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I saw this on the Today show this morning (which I only watch while running. It makes the exercise seem less painful by comparison.) I yelled at the screen, "The Video promotes tolerance of differences in general!! Not acceptance of homosexuality! Jesus might even have approved! You have a Bible, look it up!"
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Shades of Tinky-winky's handbag!
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HenryT
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Back in 1999, Jerry Falwell went on about Teletubbies in the same vein.
(cross-posted with Amos)
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cocktailgirl
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And even Noddy got censored a few years ago, because he slept in the same bed as Big Ears.
What sort of bizarre moral universe do these people inhabit that they see so-called sexual deviancy everywhere? They are well and truly obsessed. ![[Mad]](angryfire.gif)
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Sleeping with Big Ears is deviant behaviour. You have to draw the line somewhere.
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mr cheesy
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I hold hands and skip down the street (with my four year old). What does that make me? Or does it only apply to cartoon characters?
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Off Centre View
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quote:
Originally posted by Amos:
Sleeping with Big Ears is deviant behaviour. You have to draw the line somewhere.
Camilla Parker Bowles? ![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif)
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JohnBoot
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quote:
SpongeBob ... is seen as an icon for adult gay men in the US, apparently because he regularly holds hands with his sidekick Patrick.
There's a thread in Mystery Worship on this same subject. Many posters fear that holding hands will promote homosexuality and - apparently - heterosexuality.
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Qestia
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheesy*:
I hold hands and skip down the street (with my four year old). What does that make me? Or does it only apply to cartoon characters?
C
Obviously, you must be a pedophile. Holding hands with children is definitely always sexual in nature. Next time I see a group of young school kids holding hands with their "buddies" I plan to tell them just how disgusting they are being. ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by JohnBoot:
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SpongeBob ... is seen as an icon for adult gay men in the US, apparently because he regularly holds hands with his sidekick Patrick.
There's a thread in Mystery Worship on this same subject. Many posters fear that holding hands will promote homosexuality and - apparently - heterosexuality.
Most relationships start with people talking to one another. That's where the problem starts! No more conversations! It leads to keeping each other company, playing together, holding hands, sharing meals and who knows something homosexual or heterosexual is bound to come out of it! People should be content to their own company for fear that they may meet anyone else.
Dobson and your paranoid ilk: attack evil that is truly evil, not that which is as much or more a sign of good as of evil. Because you are not comfortable holding hands with another man is no reason other men should not do that.
ps: and don't screw standing up. It only leads to dancing.
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I was informed yesterday that holding hands promotes cooties.
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What about Morecambe and Wise, for crying our loud? To think I spent all these years never suspecting that they both might be Players of the Pink Oboe (as the late great Peter Cook would have had it)
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Raspberry Rabbit
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Every since SpongeBob was featured on Queer Eye for the Straight Cartoon Character he's been acting rather strangely.
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So that's why I've been finding myself attracted to square shaped yellow pock marked men! Now it's all clear! I refuse to walk a dog on a leash. I know I'd be promoting S&M bestiality.
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While Dr. Dobson is not exactly what I'd call a loony, I do believe he has missed the boat on this one, just as Rev. Falwell missed on the Teletubbies. But, then again, I remember a time back in the '70s (I'm telling my age ) when Falwell made a statement on national television that Billy Graham was going to hell because he had let his hair grow over the top of his shirt collar . The problem with people in ministry who rise to national prominence all too often forget that God is the giver of wisdom, not imperfect human beings. Right-wing fundamentalists make me sick because they're so self-righteous and narrow in their views and they make me ashamed because, at one time, I was one of them. ![[Help]](graemlins/help.gif)
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Sponge bob must be Paul Martin's friend. ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
CBC article
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dj_ordinaire
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quote:
Originally posted by JohnBoot:
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SpongeBob ... is seen as an icon for adult gay men in the US, apparently because he regularly holds hands with his sidekick Patrick.
There's a thread in Mystery Worship on this same subject. Many posters fear that holding hands will promote homosexuality and - apparently - heterosexuality.
Wtf? You mean the one about holding hands during the Lord's Prayer? ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
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Janine
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The only reason Spongy don't look gay as a flamenco dancer's pink undies to me is because he dresses so horribly. He does remind me of certain high school friends... But they always dressed impeccably.
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Mad Geo
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quote:
Originally posted by Righteous Rebel:
While Dr. Dobson is not exactly what I'd call a loony...
And there you would be wrong, Dobson needs the little pink pills, oh wait, blue pills, oh wait, anyway, MEDICATION for his disease of fundeMENTALism.
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Exiled Youth
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men all over nepal hold hands all the time cos they're mates...possibly elsewhere, but i'm not as well travelled as i'd like to be.
I'd like to see Dr whatsisface try and tell them they're all gay. He'd be strung up in short order...
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JohnBoot
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quote:
Originally posted by dj_ordinaire:
You mean the one about holding hands during the Lord's Prayer?
I was referring to the thread on holding hands during the Hail Mary.
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Nicolemr
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arab men regularly hold hands when they walk together. or so i've heard.
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Off Centre View
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quote:
Originally posted by Exiled Youth:
men all over nepal hold hands all the time cos they're mates...possibly elsewhere, but i'm not as well travelled as i'd like to be.
I'd like to see Dr whatsisface try and tell them they're all gay. He'd be strung up in short order...
Wasn't there also video footage of President Dubya holding hands with various Saudi Arabian men, and his father also holding hands with hands with other such well-dressed men....
EDIT: As a previous post just commented on!
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Nicolemr
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another story
from cnn, giving a bit more info. very, very silly.
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But, but, all I wanted to do was to make people happy. And sing! ![[Disappointed]](graemlins/disappointed.gif)
I blame David Hasselhoff. I told the studio I didn't want him in my last movie, but do they ever listen to me? NO! Now my whole image is gotten shot to hell.
What does a sponge have to do to prove himself a MAN to Mr. Dobson and his Fundamentalist friends? Or else I'll never get to show my face around Colorado Springs again. ![[Waterworks]](graemlins/bawling.gif)
Why I know. I'll join the Power Team. Watch out Veggie Tales, here comes POWER SPONGE! ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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Siegfried
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Originally posted by JohnBoot:
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SpongeBob ... is seen as an icon for adult gay men in the US, apparently because he regularly holds hands with his sidekick Patrick.
There's a thread in Mystery Worship on this same subject. Many posters fear that holding hands will promote homosexuality and - apparently - heterosexuality.
Excuse me? Please point out where such a claim or belief was stated in that MW thread.
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JohnBoot
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Well, I re-read the MW thread in order to pluck a good example, but the whole thread is so asstight that I would hate to showcase one puckeree above the other puckerees.
There seems to be a common philosophy that the posters' arid view of life and worship is the norm for humanity.
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Grits
Compassionate fundamentalist
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If SpongeBob is indeed an "icon for gay adult men in the U.S.", who's going to tell them? I'm relatively certain they are unaware of this, and I hate for them to miss out on an icon, even one of the square pants variety.
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Laura
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Memo to Mr. Dobson:
Stop embarassing your fellow Christians.
Regards.
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Tolerance is a personal decision that comes from a belief that every person is a treasure. I believe that America's diversity is its strength. I also recognize that ignorance, insensitivity and bigotry can turn that diversity into a source of prejudice and discrimination.
To help keep diversity a wellspring of strength and make America a better place for all, I pledge to have respect for people whose abilities, beliefs, culture, race, sexual identity or other characteristics are different from my own.
Utterly scandalous, that is!
Respect! Surely you jest!
Anyone who makes this pledge is going straight to hell, you can bet on that! Except that betting will take you straight to hell, too. ![[brick wall]](graemlins/brick_wall.gif)
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Nutmeg
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I have just discussed this with my 14 yo boy who rolled his eyes and said.
"When you are at school and go to the library the teachers tell you to hold hands with the person next to you" (the kids walk in two columns holding hands and the kids usually pair up in same sex pairs ).
My boy also said kids would not think of homosexuality becuase two inanimate same sex cartoon characters held hands (get real). He did concede that if spongebob kissed Patrick on the lips there would be suspicions.
He also thought there was a 'lot more' to weigh up when declaring yourself homosexual than the fact that two cartoon characters held hands.
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Goldfish Stew
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It is no accident that the first five letters of SpongeBob's name spell the name of a certain bishop.
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Exiled Youth
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Originally posted by Off Centre View:
quote:
Originally posted by Exiled Youth:
men all over nepal hold hands all the time cos they're mates...possibly elsewhere, but i'm not as well travelled as i'd like to be.
I'd like to see Dr whatsisface try and tell them they're all gay. He'd be strung up in short order...
Wasn't there also video footage of President Dubya holding hands with various Saudi Arabian men, and his father also holding hands with hands with other such well-dressed men....
EDIT: As a previous post just commented on!
there's quite a famous photo of a french prez holding hands with his german counterpart at a big reconciliation ceremony, looking very serious indeed, which was hijacked by a gay tv channel with the byline "there's more to life than sex"
Wasn't too popular for some strange reason...
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Go Anne Go
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I love the way there is this concept out there that by "promoting" homosexuality, you're going to convert young people. As many have noted, there are all kinds of good icons out there for the gay youth of today, Spongebob and Patrick, (and wait, as we all know Spongebob is crazy for Sandy Squirrel and in the movie Patrick lost the power of speech every time the mermaid came on, so great was his lust. Oh, lust, now there's a sin, but they're not wibbling on about THAT now are they?) Bert and Ernie, Tinky Winky and his purse, Big Bird and Snuffy, Alvin and those damn chipmunks, Chip and Dale (apparently chipmunks are not just homos, they're promiscuous as well, the list goes on and on.
All this suffering in the world and they're worried about cartoon characters? Best to give them short shrift. OR a swift kick.
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Grits
Compassionate fundamentalist
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Originally posted by Nutmeg:
He did concede that if spongebob kissed Patrick on the lips there would be suspicions.
Kids don't miss a trick, do they?
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Sine Nomine*
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Originally posted by Grits:
If SpongeBob is indeed an "icon for gay adult men in the U.S.", who's going to tell them?
Fortunately I have the ship to keep me up to date on these matters. Otherwise I would miss so much.
Tomorrow upon arising I shall commence to search for an icon of SpongeBob to replace the apparently oh-so-passe St. Xenia of Rome.
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Tomorrow upon arising...
Now, there's some witty text painting.
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Mad Geo
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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
...Tomorrow upon arising I shall commence to search for an icon of SpongeBob to replace the apparently oh-so-passe St. Xenia of Rome.
Perhaps this?
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Go Anne Go
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Originally posted by Mad Geo:
quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
...Tomorrow upon arising I shall commence to search for an icon of SpongeBob to replace the apparently oh-so-passe St. Xenia of Rome.
Perhaps this?
Gay icons of the Ship, please advise me. I wish, nay need to purchase one of these for my friend Graham. And yet, Graham is not gay, nor is he about to see the light. Is this an offense to the gay iconage? Or just a slap in the face to faith and the family?
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Sine Nomine*
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Originally posted by Mad Geo:
Perhaps this?
Actually I think this would be more iconographic. Especially in a beaten-silver frame.
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Sine Nomine*
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Originally posted by The Riv:
quote:
Tomorrow upon arising...
Now, there's some witty text painting.
One musn't dawdle or one might miss the next new thing. Who knows what might be all the rage by supper time?
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Let's see...
BUGS BUNNY is definitely out. He sometimes kissed Elmer Fudd before doing things like handing him a bomb. So, not only was he gay, but also a sadiist.
THE PINK PANTHER. No comment.
PEANUTS. That Peppermint Patty is obviously a butch. Witness that girl Marcie who follows her around and always addresses her as "Sir." AND, what's worse, she seems to have a thing for Snoopy. Beastiality!!!
YOGI BEAR. He hybernates in the same bed as his pal Boo-Boo.
THE FLINTSTONES. Fred and Barney would embrace and sing "My bousom buddy and my life-long pal."
THE HONEYMOONERS. Both Ralph Cramdon and Ed Norton were childless. Ed at one point calls Ralph "The sweetest guy in the world." And what REALLY goes on at that Raccoon Lodge, presided over by the Grand High-Exalted Mystic Ruler? Obviously a reference to those satanic Freemasons!!
CASPER THE FRIENDLY GHOST. Obviously gay. And a sinister plot to get kids interested in the occult.
BATMAN. This single guy named Bruce lived with an unrelated teenager named Dick. They both wore tights and capes. And the Joker!!!
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Wesley J
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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
quote:
Originally posted by Mad Geo:
Perhaps this?
Actually I think this would be more iconographic. Especially in a beaten-silver frame.
You could even make him put out his tongue. Or be tongue in cheek.
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Sine Nomine*
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The tongue seems to be a little low for that. Could make his nose grow like Pinocchio's though.
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Foolhearty
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And for Heaven's sakes, don't forget that evil satanic movie, The Lion King, in which dust swirls are said to have spelled out something nasty over the heads of the two young lover-lions.
Although I believe that was alleged to have been discovered by a three-year-old boy rather than someone like Dr. Dobson.
And oh yes, it only read out something nasty if one played the tape backwards.
Plots everywhere. What's a Christian™ to do?
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Sine Nomine*
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Originally posted by Foolhearty:
What's a Christian™ to do?
Do justice, love kindness, and walk humbly with your God?
Nah. How about minding everybody else's fucking business. Lot's more fun apparently.
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