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Thread: Circus: New Quiz to try
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Pants
Emergency underwear
# 999
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How did you do?
[ 06. February 2006, 07:58: Message edited by: Chorister ]
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Joyeux
Ship's Lady of Laughter
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Sort of like the final exam in philosophy that consists of one word: "Why?"
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Float?...Do science too
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Sir Kevin
Ship's Gaffer
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I like this quiz - it's my sort of quiz. I got all 10 right!
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Writing is currently my hobby, not yet my profession.
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Auntie Doris
Screen Goddess
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The Ship is full of geniuses (someone is bound to tell me that is the wrong plural!!)
Auntie Doris x
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"And you don't get to pronounce that I am not a Christian. Nope. Not in your remit nor power." - iGeek in response to a gay-hater :)
The life and times of a Guernsey cow
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aj
firewire technophobe
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I got four right, but no-one can tell me which four (or what for).
A truly ingenius quiz, though.
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if there's no god, then who turns on the light when you open the fridge?
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Marvin the Martian
Interplanetary
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Apparently I did quite well...
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Hail Gallaxhar
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wanderingstar
Shipmate
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A big fat zero; can't believe it!
Personally, I think the questions were worded misleadingly. The world is out to get me.
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
# 10290
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Posted by Joyeux
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Sort of like the final exam in philosophy that consists of one word: "Why?"
Ha! You got caught with that one as well! Turn over the page and there's
(ii) "Why As Such?"
(iii) "Why Absolute?"
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Timothy the Obscure
Mostly Friendly
# 292
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The answer to that one, as every parent knows, is "Because I said so." Which is why I got 10 out of 10.
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When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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I got seven right.
Because I am a mystic.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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quote:
Originally posted by Pânts:
How did you do?
Uhh.. umm.. how did I do on what?
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MSHB
Shipmate
# 9228
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quote:
Originally posted by Pânts:
How did you do?
Dang! I knew I was going to fail this one!
Got a zero.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
This is the best personality test we have ever had ever. Lot of underachievers out there.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Pants
Emergency underwear
# 999
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quote:
Originally posted by aj:
I got four right, but no-one can tell me which four (or what for).
Doesn't it tell you the answers at the bottom after you've clicked on 'score'?
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
# 862
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Quiz, what quiz? ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
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Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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I got 10 right, which was amazing since there were only 8 questions.
Oh, and the Emperor's clothes were lovely, just lovely. ![[Overused]](graemlins/notworthy.gif)
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
# 862
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It seems that none of you have realised that this was an exclusive quiz to be taken by those shipmates with higher intellect and those who have X-ray vision.
This was a wonderful psychological idea by Pants who has now sorted out the sheep from the goats, as it were.
If you can not see the quiz you have a few options:
1. You need you eyes tested.
2. You need to sort out your cookies.
3. You really should stick to simple games.
Failing that, the moral of this quiz is: the blind shall lead the blind.
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Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.
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Smudgie
Ship's Barnacle
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I got ten, of course... which is a bit frustrating as I was trying to get one wrong so's not to appear big-headed!
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Campbellite
Ut unum sint
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There is one, and only one, correct answer, and I got it.
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I upped mine. Up yours.
Suffering for Jesus since 1966.
WTFWED?
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Sharona
Ship's smilemaker
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I only got nine, and I hate that. There is always a trick question! ![[Mad]](angryfire.gif)
I shall take it again when no one is watching and shall get 10. Unless I forget which question was the trick, in which case I will probably get nine yet again.
![[Disappointed]](graemlins/disappointed.gif)
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M-m-m-m-m-my Sharona
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
# 473
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I will let you know my results on Febuary 29th, 2006.
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
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I got the first 10 right, and then got bored after that...
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Corpus cani
Ship's Anachronism
# 1663
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As you might expect, I got ten.
Mind you, I did take a quick peek at the answer to the last question and I had the first three written in pencil on my cuff.
Corpus
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
# 862
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quote:
Originally posted by Chorister:
I will let you know my results on Febuary 29th, 2006.
I'm putting off telling you until April 1st, 2006
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Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.
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Traveller
Shipmate
# 1943
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quote:
Originally posted by Sharona:
I shall take it again when no one is watching and shall get 10.
Ah-ha! The ship is cleverer than that. You can't cheat and take it again.
I got all the question(s) right, of course!
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I will sing unto the Lord as long as I live:
I will praise my God while I have my being.
Psalm 104 v.33
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Graven Image
Shipmate
# 8755
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Oh I got all of them right.
Do I get a gold star or just an A+
I am so proud.
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mrs whibley
Shipmate
# 4798
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Well, logically, there was one question, and if I got 1 right, I got it right! Why do I feel like I'm turning into Mr Spock?
Mrs Whibley
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ken
Ship's Roundhead
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quote:
Originally posted by mrs whibley:
Well, logically, there was one question, and if I got 1 right, I got it right!
Yes, the oncers are the winners!
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Ken
L’amor che move il sole e l’altre stelle.
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Scarlet
Mellon Collie
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I, of course, answered nine correctly.
I blew off the tenth, since being perfect is such a bore...
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They took from their surroundings what was needed... and made of it something more.
—dialogue from Primer
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Originally posted by Sharona:
quote:
I shall take it again when no one is watching and shall get 10.
Traveller's response
quote:
Ah-ha! The ship is cleverer than that. You can't cheat and take it again.
Not fair! I got 80% first time and then I remembered the other two answers
"Dear Board of Examiners,
I should like to register my request for reappraisal of my final paper on the grounds of Cruel and Unusual Non-explication of The Rules"
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jedijudy
Organist of the Jedi Temple
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I only got three. ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
So, what was the answer to the "herding cats" question???
Ooops. ![[Hot and Hormonal]](icon_redface.gif) I wasn't supposed to say that, was I?
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Noodlehead
Shipmate
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This hurts my head. I only got four and I can't seem to work out how, or how I went wrong.
This calls for a stiff drink....
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If you can doubt at points where other people find no impulse to doubt, you are making progress. - Zhuangzi
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Caz...
Shipmate
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9, dammit. There's always one...
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Robert Armin
All licens'd fool
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I think the question about cummerbunds was unfair.
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Pants
Emergency underwear
# 999
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Ok, the time had come to admit something. ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
Much as I'd love you all to go on thinking that I'm witty and clever, it's not true, I'm actually just gormless!
When I posted this thread, I meant to put a link to a quiz that I'd found about 'farting'!! I deliberately didn't put that in the title, but obviously had meant to put the link in.
But your responses all show what imaginative people you are!!
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Tom Day
Ship's revolutionary
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Pants, and I thought you had a moment of inspiration... Oh well ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
Tom
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Evo1
Shipmate
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Pants, now I think you are witty clever and very humble. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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Caz...
Shipmate
# 3026
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Now THAT is funny
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