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Master Tubby Bear
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The hammer slips. Bang.
The shelving falls to the ground
So beautifully.
Low fat foods that are bad for you
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In every I Love You there is a Goodbye
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Birdseye
I can see my house from here!
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'This week, I 'ave been
mostly eating candyfloss
(low fat diet, see?)'
Stale fag smoke.
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Life is what happens whilst you're busy making other plans.
a birdseye view
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The Great Gumby
Ship's Brain Surgeon
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You smoke, we both stink.
But because of your habit,
I smell it, you don't.
Boring meetings
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The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. - Richard Feynman
A letter to my son about death
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Birdseye
I can see my house from here!
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QUARTERLY TARGETS!
POLICY REVIEW!... All on
Power-bloody-Point .
dehydration
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Life is what happens whilst you're busy making other plans.
a birdseye view
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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quote:
Originally posted by The Great Gumby:
You smoke, we both stink.
But because of your habit,
I smell it, you don't.
![[Overused]](graemlins/notworthy.gif)
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Master Tubby Bear
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Dehydration: not
always bad - I hate grapes but
Raisins are yummy
4-4-2 or 4-3-3?
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wom_biddum_biddum
Apprentice
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Vicars choosing hymns?
John Cage choosing song titles?
Nah, dullard footie!
Bird flu hits Disney
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Master Tubby Bear
Shipmate
# 9739
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Even scarier
Than Mickey's foul antics is
Chicken Little's sneeze
Lieutenant Stichie
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In every I Love You there is a Goodbye
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wom_biddum_biddum
Apprentice
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Ragga star makes move...
To gospel??? Stitchie fi dead!
Boom bye-bye, bloodclaat!
Cliff Richard, lashed on Diamond White
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Fast and bulbous!
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Hennah
Ship's Mother Hen
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"mistletoe and wine!
Shazzer nother bolla fizz...
Maybe mix the two!"
At the cheese counter
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Never stand behind satan in a Post Office queue: the devil takes many forms.
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
# 10290
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Would sir care to try
This lovely sock-ripened Brie?
No f***ing way*, mate
(*with acknowledgements to Ross Noble)
novelty pencil sharpeners
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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comet
Snowball in Hell
# 10353
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you put your pencil
up Trigger's backside; spin Roy.
Horse you rode in on!
Phillippians 4:13
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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jinglebellrocker
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# 8493
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"I can do all things"
But not on my own; I need
Heaven's helping hand
gryphons
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For I know that my Redeemer lives,and at the last he will stand upon the earth. - Job 19:25
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kirk
Shipmate
# 10967
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Flying bit of yore.
Lion aft, avian fore.
Seen one? I think not!
Random kindness
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Keep the light in sight,
and the insights light.
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Trudy Scrumptious
BBE Shieldmaiden
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Two quarters, dropped in
my expired meter. Thanks,
kind passing stranger.
Olympic curling
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Books and things.
I lied. There are no things. Just books.
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wom_biddum_biddum
Apprentice
# 10592
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Duller than cricket,
Cross country skiing, fishing,
Darts and kabaddi.
Stuck in a lift with Reverend Ian Paisley
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kirk
Shipmate
# 10967
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These walls are too close.
Have I earned this painful fate?
I'm going down fast.
Grubby mice
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Keep the light in sight,
and the insights light.
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kirk
Shipmate
# 10967
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quote:
Originally posted by kirk:
These walls are too close.
Have I earned this painful fate?
I am going down fast.
Grubby mice
[edited: unable to count 5 syllabubs while typing]
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Keep the light in sight,
and the insights light.
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
# 10290
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Don’t bother to wash
Get up, or speak properly
Teenage grubby mice
St Veronica’s Hanky
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Master Tubby Bear
Shipmate
# 9739
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If sainthood means just
Having a hanky to hand
My mum's got a chance
Green Eggs & Hamas
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wom_biddum_biddum
Apprentice
# 10592
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Hamas' green flags egg
'Em on. That cat in the hat?
Yasser Marrowfat.
Urine therapy
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Fast and bulbous!
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Marvin the Martian
Interplanetary
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Lying on a couch?
Shrink asking about your dreams?
Urine therapy...
NASCAR
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Hail Gallaxhar
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The Great Gumby
Ship's Brain Surgeon
# 10989
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Going round and round
This oval drives me crazy.
Can I please turn right?
Bill and Ben, the Flowerpot Men
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The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. - Richard Feynman
A letter to my son about death
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Master Tubby Bear
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# 9739
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Lots of silly boys
With their bashed up vehicles.
"Broom Broom!!". Sad, really.
"U too can swim!" with Bono
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The Great Gumby
Ship's Brain Surgeon
# 10989
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Cross-posts are bad news.
I'll try to straighten it out
By answering yours.
Try the Butterfly -
It's symbolic of world peace -
But lose the glasses!
Now: Bill and Ben, the Flowerpot Men
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The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. - Richard Feynman
A letter to my son about death
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Master Tubby Bear
Shipmate
# 9739
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Recently relaunched
For C Beebies. Don't like it.
But a good theme tune.
Hop on Pope
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wom_biddum_biddum
Apprentice
# 10592
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Catholicism?
Pedestrianisation?
All aboard His Grace!
Rendition flights for naughty schoolchildren
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kirk
Shipmate
# 10967
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Cross culture post blues,
What is a rendition flight?
Sorry to be dim.
Jumbo shrimp
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wom_biddum_biddum
Apprentice
# 10592
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Guantanamo-bound,
Jumbo shrimp boards jumbo jet.
He's narwhal-Qaeda!
American worldview
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Fast and bulbous!
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Master Tubby Bear
Shipmate
# 9739
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Damn Russians! No, wait...
Damn Iranians! No, wait...
Damn Frenchies! No, wait...
Ice dancing with Kofi Annan
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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I gave it a shot
but Mr. Kofi Annan
just could not keep up
Line Dancing with the Swiss Bobsledding Team
[edited for spelling]
[ 23. February 2006, 22:55: Message edited by: mirrizin ]
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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kirk
Shipmate
# 10967
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Faster, faster Hans,
Mambo, Samba, boogie down.
You've got dandruff Lars.
Cow tipping
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Keep the light in sight,
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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quiet in the pasture
rustle ker-THUD angry moo
fleeing through the grass
there is something sad
about knocking over cows
for entertainment
Cute Slugs
[I couldn't decide which one was better]
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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her trail glistens,
that "come hither" antenna
waves as she passes.
truck stop "gourmet" coffee
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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The Great Gumby
Ship's Brain Surgeon
# 10989
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They say it's "gourmet"
But you know that the real thing
Doesn't taste of grit.
Badger baiting
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The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. - Richard Feynman
A letter to my son about death
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Master Tubby Bear
Shipmate
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I'll catch that Great White.
But how? I must find some bait.
Oi, Brock! Over here!
The inter-species desire felt by Rosemary the telephone operator for her dog hero
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wom_biddum_biddum
Apprentice
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Crime-fighting's sexy!
What? Number one super guy's
Neutered? You don't say!
Banana dacquiris
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Birdseye
I can see my house from here!
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"-Operator... Fire?!
... ... ... The Old Mine?!" (Dear boy, but paws
can't press nine-one-one)
When you stick your hand in your coat pocket and discover something disturbingly soft or sticky lurking there .
Blast -spent too long on code and ended up cross-posting.
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a birdseye view
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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
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(aiming to unite cross-posts)
What's in that pocket ? ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
A banana dacquiri ? ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
Oh - It's not my coat! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
having to share office supplies
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Master Tubby Bear
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My secretary
Tippexes her name on stuff.
But I still nick it.
I am the eggman
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The Great Gumby
Ship's Brain Surgeon
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Papa Smurf: Love it!
Where's the highlighter?
Did Libby take it with her?
I'll underline it!
Taking flying lessons with Michael Jackson
[ETA: Cross-post. I'll defer to the subject posted first]
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The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. - Richard Feynman
A letter to my son about death
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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
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(here we go again)
Jacko says "shamoown"
But it's hard for a walrus
to pilot a plane.
missing the last bus home
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Master Tubby Bear
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London night buses
Means the "last bus home" is an
Alien concept
Now that's what I call music 17
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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
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Adamski's Killer
UB40's Kingston Town
And many others
the water cooler
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Trudy Scrumptious
BBE Shieldmaiden
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Seventeen small socks,
Pink, yellow, blue, green, white
No two alike. Why?
Holiday cruises (because I'd like to be on one right now).
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Books and things.
I lied. There are no things. Just books.
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Master Tubby Bear
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# 9739
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Stuck on a boat with
Lots of grave-dodgers? I don't
Share Trudy's desire
my favourite chimney
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Birdseye
I can see my house from here!
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(Ooh -I actually have one of these but it'll take two Haikus...)
Twisted red brickwork
balances perilously
above the gargoyles.
Now cold, once your breath
Warmed King Henry and his Anne
In old Hampton Court.
Biscuit crumbs where they shouldn't be.
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Life is what happens whilst you're busy making other plans.
a birdseye view
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