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Source: (consider it) Thread: Circus: Haiku Chain: the Return
Master Tubby Bear
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Too late, the frottage
Shows my daughter ate biscuits
Near my pants drawer


[btw, very nice one about the chimneys]

HRH Queen Elizabeth II does Dallas

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Wet Kipper
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Lizzie keeps busy
entertaining the cowboys
"and what do you do?"

Lucozade.

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kirk
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Lucozade, Red Bull
Gatorade, energy drinks
Nay, good strong coffee

Bungled juggling

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dolphy

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Many coloured balls
I threw up in to the air
They fell on the floor.

Hotel room service

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Master Tubby Bear
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Room service quandry:
I want steak (hot) and ice-cream
(firm). Which to eat first?


ABBA in space

[ 24. February 2006, 15:36: Message edited by: Master Tubby Bear ]

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Master Tubby Bear
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Papa Smurf:
[QB] Lizzie keeps busy
entertaining the cowboys
"and what do you do?"

Hats off. You're a very naughty boy.

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wom_biddum_biddum
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Glam up Uranus!
Houston, we have a goblin -
...Wait, it's just Benny.

Jeremy Paxman joins the Chuckle Brothers

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Wet Kipper
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To Me? To You ? Oh
Get a Grip the pair of you.
Answer the question.

Dinner's nearly ready

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Master Tubby Bear
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Anticipation
Saliva flowing, waiting.
Oh. Turnip surprise.


How many roads must a man walk down?

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Mamacita

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Bob Dylan lyrics
Great folk songs from the sixties
Those were the days


raccoons in the trash

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comet

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Black, White and brown streak;
Bandit smiles from his dinner.
Our trash; his treasure.

model airplane glue

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"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin

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Clang, clang, scrabble, thump
Yesterday's gourmet food fare
Masks and glowing eyes

Sticky buns

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Master Tubby Bear
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Tubby takes the first one

Such a nice picture
But look - glue is not sticky!
Shame on you, Airfix.


The Hatchback of Notre Dame

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comet

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bummer cross post.

If the glue oozes
off the table to your chair
you get sticky buns!

[eta: EEK another cross post! go with the hatchback!]

[ 24. February 2006, 21:14: Message edited by: cometchaser ]

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"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin

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Master Tubby Bear
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George Smiley missing
Best look for him, double quick
Take Quasi's moto


Hanky Panky with Jeanette Krankie

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Wet Kipper
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[Overused] what a suggestion !

get kicks from your wife
Dressing up like a schoolboy ?
Fan-dabby-Dozey !!!
[Killing me]

'The Stig' on BBC Top Gear

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Master Tubby Bear
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Phantom race driver.
Listened to Whitesnake. Unmasked.
All mystery gone.


Cheese made from hair

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Jahlove
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Sounds most bizarre or
A Chick-tract demon product
Can you give a link?

Where have all the fountain pens gone?

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Moderate Muslims
Have not beheaded the Danes -
Just taken their pens.

Rod Stewart's enforced vasectomy

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Mamacita

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Do you think he'll still
sing "Do you think I'm sexy?"
after he's been snipped?

Horoscopes

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Tuesday, July third
"Great things are coming your way"
Translation: Watch Out!

Obscure Inside Jokes

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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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comet

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what did the kidney
say to the liver? "You scared
the piss out of me!"

[Big Grin]

doggy chew toys

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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions

"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin

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kirk
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Slick with slobber, ewww!
Come hither, to within reach
The chain is too short

Untied shoes

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Master Tubby Bear
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I try to be cool
Trainers' laces left undone.
Whoops! Arse over tit.


The expectation that when you get to the top of a hill the view will make the climb worth it but then it doesn't

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wom_biddum_biddum
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Sinai my eye!
There's nothing down there but dust.
I'll smash these tablets!

Earwig beach party

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Master Tubby Bear
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Parasitical
creatures shitting on the sand
Singing "Earwig-o"


The futility of home brew

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Wet Kipper
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It may seem cheaper
but takes a lot of effort
and still tastes of pee.

flat-packed furniture

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wom_biddum_biddum
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Virgin Mary said,
"I can't put this crib up, I
Haven't had a screw."

Breakfast epiphanies

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Master Tubby Bear
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My Golden Nuggets
Contain a plastic toy. How
Serendipitous.


Ernie leaves Bert for David Furnish

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Elton's last laugh comes
When David coughs up a huge
Big yellow hairball

Grace Jones, hostage negotiator

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Master Tubby Bear
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[why do I feel like I'm in some banjo/guitar Deliverance duel?]

She forced them to watch
"A View to a Kill" 12 times
(They soon surrendered)


Mungo and Midge get sprung by the ALF

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Bullfrog.

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They said they couldn't
take show biz any longer
Thanks to ALF, they don't

Winnie the Pooh vs. the IRS

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Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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Niënna

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a little bit of
fluff and some honey, is that
tax deductible?

Sombreros

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Nino: Now... tell me. Who started the war?
Chiki: [long pause] We did.
~No Man's Land

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Mamacita

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lovely sombrero
i shall wear you while I take
a nice siesta


gin & tonic

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Niënna

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gin and tonic, oh
God's gift to woman and man
down it goes, yummy

Disco

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[Nino points a gun at Chiki]
Nino: Now... tell me. Who started the war?
Chiki: [long pause] We did.
~No Man's Land

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Mamacita

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when cleaning house, i
play Donna Summer CD,
dance with the vacuum

fuzzy bedroom slippers

[ 26. February 2006, 05:26: Message edited by: Mamacita ]

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Master Tubby Bear
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Mrs Bear chucked mine
Now my poor little bear toes
Shiver bear naked


Serge Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin singing their controversial B Side "Vieux MacDonald (il avait une ferme)"

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Ooh la la, je l'aime,
Vos "milking apparatus".
Ah one two fur queue.

Prince Charles, political dissident

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Master Tubby Bear
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"Errrrr.... What does one want?
More butlers! Errrr... When does one
Want them? Presently!"


Moby Dixon of Dock Green

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Evenin' all. Ahab
Itual criminal, you
Are. Whale meet again.

Tess of the Baskervilles

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Bullfrog.

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Great unpleasantness
Never fails to occur
On the English moors


Morte D'Pratchett

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Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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When he goes AWOL
Susan steps into his place
BINKY, COME HERE, BOY


Kill Alice in Wonderland 2

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Master Tubby Bear
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Uma, Queen of Hearts
Caterwauls "off with her head"!
Swish, swish, swish! 'Tis done.


The past is another country

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kirk
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Here and now I'm home
Once upon a time I went
there, elsewhere, elsewhen

life in song

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Birdseye

I can see my house from here!
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SO: you are born, you
grow up, before you know it
you're old and dyiNG


The unbearable lightness of being Ernest.

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Life is what happens whilst you're busy making other plans.
a birdseye view

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Russians are coming?
Tush and fie, Lady Bracknell!
More vodka, Bosie?

Eaten by penguins

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Linguo

Ship's grammar robot
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Oh the irony
of the roles reversed. P-p
pick up a human.

Feather dusters

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Master Tubby Bear
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I'm sure they're useful
So why can't I think of them
without dirty thoughts?

Hippy Mr Whippy

[ 27. February 2006, 14:02: Message edited by: Master Tubby Bear ]

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Twilight

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Whippy's threads are cool.
Bell bottoms, head band and beads.
I can dig it, man.
---
Fat Tuesday.

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Despite the flooding
Brass, beads, booze and bods abound
Hot time in Nawleans

First kiss

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