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Thread: Circus: Haiku Chain: the Return
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Master Tubby Bear
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Mine was from Lisa
A flautist: which meant she knew
Where to put her tongue
Blessed are the cheesemakers
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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Blessed are the Poor;
For theirs is Heaven's Edam.
Deep Fried Wolf Nipples!
<<>>
When Mary Met Sally
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Master Tubby Bear
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The failed follow-up
Because women can be friends
Without faking it
Snow White and the Seven Samurai
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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The great swordsman "Doc"
and his loyal retainers
rescue the princess
Jurassic Python
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
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This Pteradactyl
Is an ex-Pterasaur
do fjords* exist yet ?
(* one syllable)
post it notes left by others on your computer monitor
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- insert randomly chosen, potentially Deep and Meaningful™ song lyrics here -
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The Great Gumby
Ship's Brain Surgeon
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The name is unclear,
The number illegible.
How do I call back?
Babies playing in the box their present came out of
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The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. - Richard Feynman
A letter to my son about death
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Master Tubby Bear
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A horrid mix-up
Resealing box for refund.
Hope they post him back.
Lassie acquires the power of speech
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wom_biddum_biddum
Apprentice
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"Should we follow you?"
"No - pay me back royalties,
And bring me a bitch."
Sense And Sensimilla
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Fast and bulbous!
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kirk
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Often using one
Leads to chronic avoidance
Of the other one
Fuedal futility
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Keep the light in sight,
and the insights light.
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Master Tubby Bear
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Oligarchical
Oppression for Joe Public
The serfs soldiered on
Pride and Parrot Jizz
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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There are certain things
One must never talk about
in good company
Driving with Cellphones
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
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phoning in the car
will you "be home soon"
or end up in hospital ?
altering images with Photoshop.
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Trudy Scrumptious
BBE Shieldmaiden
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Jude Law has his arm
around me. He adores me.
I love Photoshop.
Design your own reality show
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Books and things.
I lied. There are no things. Just books.
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Master Tubby Bear
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Preston, Abi Titmuss
Can't cross yet - Celebrity
Love Traffic Island
The Muppet Hamlet
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art dunce
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from the balcony
Statler and Waldorf would howl
we vote for not be!
Timothy Treadwell
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Ego is not your amigo.
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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God's own predators;
He wanted to love them all.
They wanted dinner.
The Dogs Must Be Crazy
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Master Tubby Bear
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Muttley, Deputy Dawg,
Hong Kong Phooey. Nuts, each one.
Who let them out? Who?
Brer Rabbit's dirty habit
[ 01. March 2006, 11:30: Message edited by: Master Tubby Bear ]
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Master Tubby Bear
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# 9739
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#*$%! syllable count
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Birdseye
I can see my house from here!
# 5280
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On joining Orders,
Rabbit avowed Poverty
Chastity and Filth.
Down and out in Eurodisney
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Life is what happens whilst you're busy making other plans.
a birdseye view
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
# 4543
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Disneyland Paris
Is just like Alton Towers
With rodent problems.
Country music
[Crappy code]
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Last ever sig ...
blog
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Master Tubby Bear
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# 9739
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Full of engaging
ditties like "You're The Reason
Our Kids Are Ugly"
Jihadi Kabbadi
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wom_biddum_biddum
Apprentice
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Forty virgins serve
No half time oranges but
Big Apple crumbles.
David Hasselhoff and Goliath
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Master Tubby Bear
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He chose five smooth hits
That were big in Germany;
Goliath ran off.
Frankie Pentangeli the Lollipop Man
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wom_biddum_biddum
Apprentice
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Frankie Five-Angels,
Your road safety hat suits you
More than a garotte.
[Building up a picture of what Master Tubby Bear gets up to in his free time: flicking between 'The Godfather', cartoons and the obscure Indian sports channel whilst eating steak, ice-cream and Golden nuggets...]
Mötley Crüe play Taizé
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Snowball in Hell
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Shout at the Devil!
Communal Headbanging,
Love and Hairspray; Amen.
Beverley Hillbillies, 90210
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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fight-club for the soul
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Posted
come see backwoods clan
love clothes as they sneakily
cheat on each other
next: university noticeboards
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"If I go they'll say I'm wrong, if I stay there'll be no song." - Delirious
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Posted
need a ride downtown
roommate seeks same for rental
easy credit now!
next: the joys and sorrows of Lent
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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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Niënna
Ship's Lotus Blossom
# 4652
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time for soul searching
time for fasting and some feasting
dust to dust, risen
More Lent thoughts
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[Nino points a gun at Chiki]
Nino: Now... tell me. Who started the war?
Chiki: [long pause] We did.
~No Man's Land
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Time for discipline
To prepare myself for God
And joy of Easter.
Wordsworth in New York
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Master Tubby Bear
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# 9739
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He wandered lonely
then came upon a host of
Golden taxi-cabs
Jamie Oliver Twist
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Naked fish fryer
with a simple hollandaise
"Please, I want some more."
Quotations
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Birdseye
I can see my house from here!
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Cutting out stolen
Bon-Mots from my wedding script,
Has left me speechless.
Cheese Sauce with everything.
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Life is what happens whilst you're busy making other plans.
a birdseye view
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Master Tubby Bear
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Tasty with pasta
Not so appropriate with
Lemon meringue pie
mmmmmm... Lemon Meringue Pie ....
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Snowball in Hell
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Gifted with lemons,
I attempted to make one.
Alas, it was goo.
A lone penguin, on an ice floe, contemplating Global Warming
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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The ice thins and melts
Where can we breed without ice?
Move to Miami?
The Helipad next door
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Snowball in Hell
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The sweetness of night;
I listen to the wind, then,
WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP!
Giving up sugar for Lent
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Linguo
Ship's grammar robot
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My teeth are happy.
I am not, as my eating
habits are constrained.
Being in the only part of the country with no snow
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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We bask in sunlight
And giggle at news reports
Welcome to summer!
Difference between the book and the film
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Birdseye
I can see my house from here!
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Bronzed, Charlton Heston
Commands in technicolor:
clean, yankee Hebrews.
Cake or death?
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Life is what happens whilst you're busy making other plans.
a birdseye view
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Master Tubby Bear
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# 9739
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Posted
He stands resolute
Only his son pleads with him, "please!
Take the Battenberg!"
don't get too close to The Edge
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
# 10424
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Yes songs rattle round
Music of another time
Wakeman on keyboards.
What the butler saw
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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There, in the white room
A lead pipe with a big dent
Was it Mr. Green?
A chihuahua, riding the train downtown, tucked in his master's jacket.
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Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Master Tubby Bear
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quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
Yes songs rattle round
Music of another time
Wakeman on keyboards.
WW-san, I understand not your Yes allusion. I have no doubt that there is science behind it, but The Edge has never played (to the best of my knowledge) with Yes. Please enlighten your ursine colleague. I thank you.
(fiddled with code)
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wom_biddum_biddum
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That's a strange ringtone.
Why won't he answer his phone?
Hold on, phones don't pee.
Pterodactyls attack Benny Hinn
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Snowball in Hell
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eyes like soggy leaves,
lovely legs, all a-quiver,
her warts almost glow.
Just Say No
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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kirk
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Poor Nancy Reagan
Fronting a fake war on drugs
Set up by the Right?
lucid raindrops
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and the insights light.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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quote:
Originally posted by Master Tubby Bear:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
Yes songs rattle round
Music of another time
Wakeman on keyboards.
WW-san, I understand not your Yes allusion. I have no doubt that there is science behind it, but The Edge has never played (to the best of my knowledge) with Yes. Please enlighten your ursine colleague. I thank you.
Ah well, most honourable MTB, back when I was but a slip of a lad, well somewhere in my 20s, Yes released an album called Close to the Edge - being an old fogey who now listens mainly to opera and chamber music I've never heard of a band called The Edge.
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I hope this knowledge brings glorious enlightenment.
(more code fiddling)
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Master Tubby Bear
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quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
I hope this knowledge brings glorious enlightenment.
It does, it does. May your cherry tree blossom throughout window.
The rain speaks to me
It says "you forgot your coat".
The rain never lies.
the fear that your mother packed cheese sandwiches for you when what you really wanted was peanut butter
(and yet more fiddling)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Dare I look inside?
Will all my hopes be shattered?
Childhood's dreams all gone?
The Alarm clock
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