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Source: (consider it) Thread: Circus: Haiku Chain: the Return
comet

Snowball in Hell
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(topic: alarm clock)

Saturday: it rings.
I forgot to shut it off.
It flies free; I rest.

skipping out of all responsibilities for a day and going sledding with the town's kids instead

[eta topic for new page]

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Completely Frocked
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Circus hosts remind
preview post is my friend, then
throw snowballs at you.

terrible twos

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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.

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Jahlove
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matt and luke goss-bros
bush and blair, the superfriends
wanna trantrum NOW!

Trangressing the Decalogue

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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain

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Lakefront liberal
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"Thou shalt" or "shalt not"
Temptation snatches us all
Sooner or later

your old collection of audio-cassette tapes

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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.

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Boheme and Trav with
With Sutherland or Callas
Full blast in rush hour!

Spiritual Seagull

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BUGGER - two 'with's - sorry about that.

I'll do my penance later.

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Tree Bee

Ship's tiller girl
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I have not yet read
Richard Bach's classic novel
about a seagull.

Trying not to sneeze

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Tickles; buzzy nose.
must get through weather report;
eh... eh... expect snow!

watching the cats watching the bird feeder

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Jahlove
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I see them thinking:
What an excellent device
The humans have made


The Rite of Spring-bottled water

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Drinking and dancing
Reaching for oblivion
With neutral pH.

The Scottish Play

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Master Tubby Bear
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Is this a dagger
I see before me? Double
Double, toil, trouble


George W and Kate meet at a family get-together

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She says, "I have all
the beauty, the talent, yet
you get all the press."

the futon mattress that keeps sliding to the floor

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"Pass the cheeseknife, Kate."
"It's in the cheese! It's coming!"
"Now, a rendition...?"

Zombies invade the Oscars

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Two posts within 6 minutes of each other after nearly 16 hours? Freaky. Go with the mattress.

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Birdseye

I can see my house from here!
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Taut skin hangs from bones,
Long teeth glint, claws clutch, convulse...
...Which are the zombies?


(going back to Cometchaser's theme:)
Unhelpful bedding

[ 07. March 2006, 08:32: Message edited by: Birdseye ]

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Life is what happens whilst you're busy making other plans.
a birdseye view

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The sheet is wrinkled,
My pillow is filled with rocks.
Sleep is elusive.

Tidying the house

[ 07. March 2006, 09:33: Message edited by: andyjoneszz ]

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Where is this thing from?
It can go beside his bed
I hope it's not mine!

Dreaming of chocolate at the end of Lent

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Twixt pancakes and choc-
olate: Forty tortured days
in the wilderness.


On the joy of a well-crafted sandwich

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a birdseye view

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Master Tubby Bear
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Granary slices
Reveal moist poached salmon. Munch.
I am transported.


The childhood chant "Ner Ner ne Ner Ner"

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Ner Ner ne Ner Ner
Can't catch me but, of course, mum
Always knows it all.

Fried Spam

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Not ham. Not sausage.
Neither fish nor fowl. When fried,
It's crispy pink pulp.


The Muppet Show, live and uncut.

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Life is what happens whilst you're busy making other plans.
a birdseye view

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Miss Piggy and the
Frog cavort naked across
The stage - Cut! - Curtain!

Ship's talent contest

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SarkyCow breathes fire,
while Kelly twirls the axe;
Pyx_e tells crude jokes.

Lenten Lentils (for supper AGAIN?!?!?)

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Pulses, Dal, Lentils
Dried Beans, Leguminous all
Sprouting from my ears!

The Supermarket Cafe

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Ship's Brain Surgeon
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Who comes here to eat?
The food's simply awful, and
The surroundings worse.

Getting the last little bit out of the jar

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The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. - Richard Feynman

A letter to my son about death

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That small sundae spoon
Might just do it, I hate waste
And Marmite ain't cheap!

Marmalade

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Bitter orange spread
On my bitt'a toast makes a
happy Tubby Bear

the dollar yen spot exchange rate

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"Mister Goldstein, may
I purchase your dalmation?"
queries Mister Wang.


The invention of alphabetti spaghetti.

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The Great Gumby

Ship's Brain Surgeon
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But Marco Polo,
Why would you want to eat that?
Why not write with it?

Blackpool - Cultural Mecca

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The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. - Richard Feynman

A letter to my son about death

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The Tower Ballroom
The pleasure beach and arcades
And "Kiss me Quick" hats!

Hadrian's Wall

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“Summat t’Romans did”
Said our kid, knowledgeable
After a field trip

The Hierarchy of Hell Ice Dance Show

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The problem was that
Lucifer's seven circles
Caused the ice to melt


The Isle of Man launch a space probe to Button Moon

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Astronauts: tailless
Colin Pillinger: still crap
Spaceship: wooden; burnt.

2Pac's eighty-seventh posthumous album

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Jahlove
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Still comes nowhere near
Bob Marley who recorded
Songs he’d never heard

Saul visits the witch of Endor

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He's recently blind;
it's a good thing, because she's
a sore for sight eyes.

Teletubby insurance claim

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Po wrapped his wagon
Round a tree and then fell off
Tree came from nowhere!


Horseback riding

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Sitting tall and proud
The palomino stands still
Yet still I fall off.

Scrooge

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Why, sometime between
Dickens and Disney, did our
Scrooge become a Scot?


The Dead Parrot Sketch

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This parrot is deceased
It is not pining for the fjords
John Cleese quite superb!

Pizza

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In praise of stuffed crusts,
I will build a new kingdom
Topping Domino's.

Tarantino directs Sesame Street

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Birdseye

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Too many syllables WW -that's not like you...are you under the weather?

O l i v e s... <anchovies<<
~~~Melted mozzarella~~~
{Red sauce and bread dough.}


Men in leotards.

Darn, cross-posted -go with wbb suggestion [Roll Eyes]

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Birdseye

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And I put in too FEW! 'THEN melted mozzarella'
that'll teach me to add up other people's syllables won't it.

[ 10. March 2006, 08:58: Message edited by: Birdseye ]

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The Great Gumby

Ship's Brain Surgeon
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Bert and Ernie plan
To kill that MoFo Oscar -
"Let's take out the trash!"

For Birdseye:
Men in leotards

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A letter to my son about death

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Bulges in lycra
In all the, erm, right places
A sight for sore eyes!

[Hot and Hormonal]

on the same theme: Ballet

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Occasional work
assembling sets, hanging lights
for women in tights.

Opera

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in my neighborhood,
admit that you like opera:
lose face at the pub.

"Do not bend, spindle, or mutilate"

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Instructions on post
Are useless. May as well say
"Please use for football"


The Nolan Sisters come round for cake

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Apprentice
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Celtic harpies are
"In The Mood For Dancing" while
Masticating scones.

American remakes of European films

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Fast and bulbous!

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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Subtlety all gone
Dialogue torn right apart
Is it really art?

Roller coasters

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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details

What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Tree Bee

Ship's tiller girl
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Tiny car, wind blows
s l o w l y up and hurtling down
hear me screaming Aaaaaaah!

Bend me, shape me

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"Any fool can make something complicated. It takes a genius to make it simple."
— Woody Guthrie
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