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comet
Snowball in Hell
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(topic: alarm clock)
Saturday: it rings. I forgot to shut it off. It flies free; I rest.
skipping out of all responsibilities for a day and going sledding with the town's kids instead
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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Circus hosts remind preview post is my friend, then throw snowballs at you.
terrible twos
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Jahlove
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matt and luke goss-bros bush and blair, the superfriends wanna trantrum NOW!
Trangressing the Decalogue
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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"Thou shalt" or "shalt not" Temptation snatches us all Sooner or later
your old collection of audio-cassette tapes
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Boheme and Trav with With Sutherland or Callas Full blast in rush hour!
Spiritual Seagull
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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BUGGER - two 'with's - sorry about that.
I'll do my penance later.
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Tree Bee
Ship's tiller girl
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I have not yet read Richard Bach's classic novel about a seagull.
Trying not to sneeze
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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Tickles; buzzy nose. must get through weather report; eh... eh... expect snow!
watching the cats watching the bird feeder
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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I see them thinking: What an excellent device The humans have made
The Rite of Spring-bottled water
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Drinking and dancing Reaching for oblivion With neutral pH.
The Scottish Play
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Master Tubby Bear
Shipmate
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Is this a dagger I see before me? Double Double, toil, trouble
George W and Kate meet at a family get-together
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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She says, "I have all the beauty, the talent, yet you get all the press."
the futon mattress that keeps sliding to the floor
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wom_biddum_biddum
Apprentice
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"Pass the cheeseknife, Kate." "It's in the cheese! It's coming!" "Now, a rendition...?"
Zombies invade the Oscars
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wom_biddum_biddum
Apprentice
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Two posts within 6 minutes of each other after nearly 16 hours? Freaky. Go with the mattress.
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Birdseye
I can see my house from here!
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Taut skin hangs from bones, Long teeth glint, claws clutch, convulse... ...Which are the zombies?
(going back to Cometchaser's theme:) Unhelpful bedding [ 07. March 2006, 08:32: Message edited by: Birdseye ]
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andyjoneszz
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The sheet is wrinkled, My pillow is filled with rocks. Sleep is elusive.
Tidying the house [ 07. March 2006, 09:33: Message edited by: andyjoneszz ]
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Where is this thing from? It can go beside his bed I hope it's not mine!
Dreaming of chocolate at the end of Lent
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Birdseye
I can see my house from here!
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Twixt pancakes and choc- olate: Forty tortured days in the wilderness.
On the joy of a well-crafted sandwich
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Master Tubby Bear
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Granary slices Reveal moist poached salmon. Munch. I am transported.
The childhood chant "Ner Ner ne Ner Ner"
-------------------- In every I Love You there is a Goodbye
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Ner Ner ne Ner Ner Can't catch me but, of course, mum Always knows it all.
Fried Spam
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Birdseye
I can see my house from here!
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Not ham. Not sausage. Neither fish nor fowl. When fried, It's crispy pink pulp.
The Muppet Show, live and uncut.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Miss Piggy and the Frog cavort naked across The stage - Cut! - Curtain!
Ship's talent contest
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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SarkyCow breathes fire, while Kelly twirls the axe; Pyx_e tells crude jokes.
Lenten Lentils (for supper AGAIN?!?!?)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Pulses, Dal, Lentils Dried Beans, Leguminous all Sprouting from my ears!
The Supermarket Cafe
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The Great Gumby
Ship's Brain Surgeon
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Who comes here to eat? The food's simply awful, and The surroundings worse.
Getting the last little bit out of the jar
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A letter to my son about death
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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That small sundae spoon Might just do it, I hate waste And Marmite ain't cheap!
Marmalade
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Master Tubby Bear
Shipmate
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Bitter orange spread On my bitt'a toast makes a happy Tubby Bear
the dollar yen spot exchange rate
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Birdseye
I can see my house from here!
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"Mister Goldstein, may I purchase your dalmation?" queries Mister Wang.
The invention of alphabetti spaghetti.
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The Great Gumby
Ship's Brain Surgeon
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But Marco Polo, Why would you want to eat that? Why not write with it?
Blackpool - Cultural Mecca
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A letter to my son about death
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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The Tower Ballroom The pleasure beach and arcades And "Kiss me Quick" hats!
Hadrian's Wall
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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“Summat t’Romans did” Said our kid, knowledgeable After a field trip
The Hierarchy of Hell Ice Dance Show
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Master Tubby Bear
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The problem was that Lucifer's seven circles Caused the ice to melt
The Isle of Man launch a space probe to Button Moon
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wom_biddum_biddum
Apprentice
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Astronauts: tailless Colin Pillinger: still crap Spaceship: wooden; burnt.
2Pac's eighty-seventh posthumous album
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Still comes nowhere near Bob Marley who recorded Songs he’d never heard
Saul visits the witch of Endor
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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He's recently blind; it's a good thing, because she's a sore for sight eyes.
Teletubby insurance claim
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Sir Kevin
Ship's Gaffer
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Po wrapped his wagon Round a tree and then fell off Tree came from nowhere!
Horseback riding
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Sitting tall and proud The palomino stands still Yet still I fall off.
Scrooge
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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Why, sometime between Dickens and Disney, did our Scrooge become a Scot?
The Dead Parrot Sketch
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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This parrot is deceased It is not pining for the fjords John Cleese quite superb!
Pizza
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wom_biddum_biddum
Apprentice
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In praise of stuffed crusts, I will build a new kingdom Topping Domino's.
Tarantino directs Sesame Street
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Birdseye
I can see my house from here!
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Too many syllables WW -that's not like you...are you under the weather?
O l i v e s... <anchovies<< ~~~Melted mozzarella~~~ {Red sauce and bread dough.}
Men in leotards.
Darn, cross-posted -go with wbb suggestion [ 10. March 2006, 08:55: Message edited by: Birdseye ]
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Birdseye
I can see my house from here!
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And I put in too FEW! 'THEN melted mozzarella' that'll teach me to add up other people's syllables won't it. [ 10. March 2006, 08:58: Message edited by: Birdseye ]
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The Great Gumby
Ship's Brain Surgeon
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Bert and Ernie plan To kill that MoFo Oscar - "Let's take out the trash!"
For Birdseye: Men in leotards
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A letter to my son about death
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Bulges in lycra In all the, erm, right places A sight for sore eyes!
on the same theme: Ballet
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Sir Kevin
Ship's Gaffer
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Occasional work assembling sets, hanging lights for women in tights.
Opera
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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in my neighborhood, admit that you like opera: lose face at the pub.
"Do not bend, spindle, or mutilate"
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Master Tubby Bear
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Instructions on post Are useless. May as well say "Please use for football"
The Nolan Sisters come round for cake
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wom_biddum_biddum
Apprentice
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Celtic harpies are "In The Mood For Dancing" while Masticating scones.
American remakes of European films
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Subtlety all gone Dialogue torn right apart Is it really art?
Roller coasters
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Tree Bee
Ship's tiller girl
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Tiny car, wind blows s l o w l y up and hurtling down hear me screaming Aaaaaaah!
Bend me, shape me
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