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Thread: Circus: Haiku Chain: the Return
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Master Tubby Bear
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Sounds like pop lyrics.
Sad thing is, it could be a
Christian chorus
Leo Sayer, witchfinder pursuivant
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In every I Love You there is a Goodbye
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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There’s an enormous
Crowd of People and they’re
All after my blood
A Perfect Fit
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Master Tubby Bear
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please enlighten me
Leo finding witches would
Seem not to feature
anyhoo
Look at me! Which crone
said leotards don't fit on
balding 70s stars?
Bjork buys a sticky bun
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kirk
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My goose IS my dress
I buy a lump of sweetness
Sugarcube Breakfast
Polar Bear Extinction
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Keep the light in sight,
and the insights light.
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andyjoneszz
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Drip, drip, drip into
the ocean goes my home, my
place, my hope, my life.
All Power Tends To Corrupt...
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Trust me for I'm safe
From Satanic influence
I'll just bomb Iraq!
Travel agents
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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quote:
Originally posted by andyjoneszz:
Drip, drip, drip into
the ocean goes my home, my
place, my hope, my life.
![[Tear]](graemlins/tear.gif)
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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For an extra grand
We add on an excursion
watching monkeys screw.
Girl Scout Cookies
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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andyjoneszz
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Myself, I wouldn't put
girl scouts in cookies, ev'n to
please the polar bears.
Railway Enthusiasts
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Anoraks on rails
Preserve the old and smoky
They call it "Romance"
A ballpoint pen
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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wom_biddum_biddum
Apprentice
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NASA spent thousands
Making one that writes in space;
Russia took pencils.
Telling your mum there's a man at the door when there isn't
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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(aside to Master Tubby Bear
Describes a witchhunt in
Leo's exact own words )
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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kirk
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Here Mum, I'll get it
Oooh, he's a giant, he is
Said he would return
Laughing till you cry
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Keep the light in sight,
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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That was fantastic,
The funniest thing I've heard,
My sides ache, it hurts.
Leaking washing machine
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Last ever sig ...
blog
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kirk
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My wishy washy
Drips and leaves a pool of suds
It's a laundry sieve
Tedious egos
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Keep the light in sight,
and the insights light.
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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walking on eggshells
lined with plastic explosives
get the idea?
half baked chocolate chip cookies
[ 13. March 2006, 02:46: Message edited by: mirrizin ]
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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they're turning golden
but there's still three minutes left
i'll eat the batter
leftovers for Sunday night dinner
[ 13. March 2006, 03:42: Message edited by: Mamacita ]
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Bubble and Squeak with
Stir fried cold roast Sunday joint
With lots of brown sauce!
Spellcheck
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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darling spellcheck, yew
eye dent i fye me as one,
"Almond Loose Strudel"
hyperactive 4 year old boys
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Mummy, daddy, can
We go and play and do and . . .
Then we want ice cream!
Sunglasses
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andyjoneszz
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Keeping out the light,
Shades that keep my soul from view.
Benefits both ways!
Deadlines
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Next time, different
None of this late night writing!
I know it won't change.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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kirk
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Ya, Guvernator!
Hear me now, You will be taxed!
Maria says so!
Ghosts with bad breath
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Nearly Headless Nick
With foetid halitosis
Does not use mouthwash.
Holiday photos
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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twenty years later,
And I still find that I look
stupid in that shirt.
street corner catnip pushers
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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kirk
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Jonesin' for the green?
The first frolic will be free
Wild eyes from then on
Sunset over water
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Bright flaming pink clouds
shifty cerulean band
chilliness abounds
Urban Skyline, viewed late at night from a train platform
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Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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andyjoneszz
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Strangely distorted
lights and shapes, seen through rain
in the side of a train.
That's an English late-night railway platform, by the way; the experience is probably quite different elsewhere in the world.
Housework
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Marvin the Martian
Interplanetary
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Ironing, washing,
drying, dusting, ah sod it
I'll do it later.
Trans-Atlantic flight
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Hail Gallaxhar
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wom_biddum_biddum
Apprentice
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Booze is kicking in;
Throw yoghurt at the steward.
Diversion; arrest.
Bin Laden's disco album
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andyjoneszz
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Saturday Night Fever
is now officially replaced
by Friday Night Prayers.
(Smudge the syllables of Saturday and officially together to make two and three apiece, in English city-dwellers' fashion, and it just about works...)
Religious Tolerance
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Snowball in Hell
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Lady asks, am I saved?
Smiles,and pushes Jesus.
yet, I don't kill her.
italian food for lent
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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FiliusSyon
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Lively fountains in spring -
Smells of peach and fertility
Is neighbor´s sweeter?
(Aww. To slow.)
[ 16. March 2006, 20:52: Message edited by: FiliusSyon ]
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- John K. Galbraith
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wom_biddum_biddum
Apprentice
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I deny myself
All food that contains basil.
It tastes of vomit.
The sequel to The Da Vinci Code which contends that not only did Jesus marry and have children, he also formed his own glam-rock covers band which toured pubs in the north of England
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andyjoneszz
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I cannot comment.
Brown has stolen my idea
and I shall sue him.
Holy Blood and Holy Grail, that fearless beacon of veracity
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Snowball in Hell
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It's nice in Theory,
all this Jesus-in-love stuff;
but the book was Dull.
playing with legos instead of doing your real work
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Master Tubby Bear
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DNA research
bores me. Instead, try Lego
double helix fun.
Finding that your mates have slipped a ham sandwich and a bottle of beer into your Haj lunchbox
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In every I Love You there is a Goodbye
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wom_biddum_biddum
Apprentice
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Carslberg? Like their heads,
The Danes hate to see it leave.
Ham? Make me fatwa.
Prince Charles' private diaries reveal fondness for wearing mother's bridal veil
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Fast and bulbous!
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Psyduck
Ship's vacant look
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Love the feel of silk!
Can't get the full effect, though.
Phil's nicked the gaiter...
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The opposite of faith is not doubt. The opposite of faith is certainty.
"Lle rhyfedd i falchedd fod/Yw teiau ar y tywod." (Ieuan Brydydd Hir)
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Psyduck
Ship's vacant look
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Oops, forgot: Poisoned by an organ (See Metapelagius's Purg thread for inspiration...)
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The opposite of faith is not doubt. The opposite of faith is certainty.
"Lle rhyfedd i falchedd fod/Yw teiau ar y tywod." (Ieuan Brydydd Hir)
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Autenrieth Road
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here
Lead me console-wards.
Lead makes most-musical pipes.
EU led astray.
[Next topic: the Widor Toccata]
[ 18. March 2006, 16:29: Message edited by: Autenrieth Road ]
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Truth
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Psyduck
Ship's vacant look
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Figurations - wow!
Unless you cheat - in both hands!
Bugger that! Who hears...?
Quality of food on long haul flights...
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The opposite of faith is not doubt. The opposite of faith is certainty.
"Lle rhyfedd i falchedd fod/Yw teiau ar y tywod." (Ieuan Brydydd Hir)
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Snowball in Hell
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I feel guilty
sneaking my subway sandwich;
but otherwise, EWW!
the one thing you have always wanted to say to your Sig Other
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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wom_biddum_biddum
Apprentice
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When will you get here?
I've waited half my life and
I'm losing my looks.
E=MC Hammer
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Snowball in Hell
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Energy equals
mass times the speed of light squared;
Can't touch this - BOOM BOOM.
getting squirrels out of the bird feeder
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
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Master Tubby Bear
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Oi, Nutkin! get lost!
Those peanuts are for the birds.
Go and find acorns.
Boutros Boutros Ghali plays a drop shot
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In every I Love You there is a Goodbye
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Once-mighty leader
Deeply disillusioned, still
Plays some mean tennis
Led Zeppelin at a golf match
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Master Tubby Bear
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"I don't care if you
Can do "magick" - spandex pants
are not golf attire"
What Frank Beard from ZZ Top might dream about if he had had too much cheese to eat last thing before going to bed
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In every I Love You there is a Goodbye
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Mice with the munchies
Appearing in my whiskers
They have many legs
The Interior Castle of Otranto
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Romans, Greeks, Turks, Normans
Have all passed through these stone walls
Now, the tourists reign
Learning Ancient Greek
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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