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wom_biddum_biddum
Apprentice
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Alpha, beta, .....umm
Bollocks, I'm off down the pub
For a cheese toastie.
Creatonist vs. Evolutionist ping-pong tournament
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Fast and bulbous!
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ping pong ping pong ping
pong ping pong ping pong ping pong
ping pong pong pong drat!
dishwasher blues
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I hated washing up;
Got a dishwasher. Brilliant!
Hate emptying it...
Cooking with uranium
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Gwai - we need a subject for the next one, please.
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Gwai
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eeep! Sorry
no time for dinner
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Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Rushing to and fro
Snatching nibbles as I go
More indigestion!
Thunderstorms
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Psyduck
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No matter how hard
I rub water, I can't get
Sparks. How come God can?
Mother Teresa's career in Formula One Racing
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Snowball in Hell
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pressure, tight gold chain;
thunder, crack: heaven splinters;
down falls cold release.
[blast! cross post! carry on.]
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A flameproof habit
Helmet, white with blue striping
In Calcutta's streets.
The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam
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Omar, "down under"
Dropped cap by marsupial.
"Look there! Roo by hat!"
Blu-tack
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"Lle rhyfedd i falchedd fod/Yw teiau ar y tywod." (Ieuan Brydydd Hir)
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Squdgy and gluey
Holding up the flip-chart sheets -
Gets stuck in my clothes.
Cleaning the cooker
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Snowball in Hell
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I am not so sure
that I really want to know
what this green stuff is.
fixing up your bicycle
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I got some pink paint
And some Barbie horns and bells
My daughter loved it
Learn your times table with Larry Mullen Jr.
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Psyduck
Ship's vacant look
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What is three times six?
Haven't you learned this stuff, Jake?
Karen? Not U2...
Tragic Accident with a Thurible
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Censing the altar
With the lid still raised, hot coals
Set the lace on fire!
Papal Bull Fighting
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Papal Bull Fighting
Get it by the horns
Benedict, it's heading for
the Basillica.
The "Axe-Murderer" Smilie
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Well, churches really should be like sluts; take everyone no matter who they are or whether they can pay. Spiffy da wondersheep
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(That's this one - ![[Axe murder]](graemlins/lovedrops.gif) hover your cursor over it in the group of "Instant Smilies" at bottom left when you're on the "Post a Reply" page. I knew it was there, but it took me a while to remember which one it is.)
Showers of red fall;
Who's lost their head over me?
You or your victim?
TOILET DUCK
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Green bottle with a
U-Bend in the neck to bleach
Away all the stains.
The Charge of the Light Brigade
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So your red engine
Isn't heavy! Why bill me
Heaps to put out fire?
On Hating Tomato Ketchup
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Hideous vile sauce
Full of sugar and colour,
I'd rather have blood!
Daylight Saving Time
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Sunday, 4 p.m.
Time just drags on endlessly.
Oh God! It's only THREE...
When the Fat Lady Sings
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When the Fat Lady
Has hit the Top C then died
We can all go home.
Things you find when cleaning the fridge
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I open the door;
Suddenly, I see clearly.
Ah! Enlightenment...
Things you find when cleaning the fridge II
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Green and furry thing
Are you bread, cheese or an old
Sad bit of sardine?
The Washing Machine is Broken
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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Judder, judder, bang.
Machine dies, and leaves the room
Knee deep in water.
Mobile phone with no signal
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Compassionate fundamentalist
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"Can you hear me now?"
Words of despair left afloat.
"Can you hear me now?"
the morning news
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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“Sir, my kedgeree’s
once more spoiled by your blatant
plagiarism”
Jehovah’s Witnesses - The Flower Power Years
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Psyduck
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Kaftaned two at door:
"Tune in, turn on, drop out, man!
Buy a Watchtower...?"
Spaghetti - Carbonara or Bolognese?
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Snowball in Hell
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for so many years,
I thought my only choice:
Prego or Ragu?
galloping glaciers
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In a jam I sit
Outside lane, M6, stuck fast.
A glacier whizzes by...
Apollo 13
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The Great Gumby
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Miles out into space,
That shouldn't do that! Houston:
We have a problem!
Seeing one of your haikus on another board
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A letter to my son about death
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Great minds think alike
Or is plagiarism now
A Circus problem?
Double Decker Aeroplanes
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First Class - delightful!
I tilt seat, to sleep. Blast! There's
A party upstairs...
Garlic ice cream.
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It's a favourite
Served with cold roast meats, cheeses
And wilted salad.
Columbus sails the Ship of Fools
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"Turn back, Cap'n! The edge!
We'll fall off!" "Scurvy knaves!We
Belong On The Edge!!"
Eminem as a Shipmate
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Snowball in Hell
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Calls to hell just got
turned to art; king of verbal
abuse, in bad rhyme.
blowing off work for the ship. again.
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A report due in
Ten minutes; one more haiku
Before I do it!
A hot shower
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Warm droplets caress;
Sress washed away... AAAARGH! Which swine
Ran "hot" in kitchen?
A cold shower
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In tropical heat
Cold showers still shock and chill
And get me awake.
Mushroom pizza
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Psyduck
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Crust, tomato paste,
Mozarella - I feel one with you!
I'm a Fun Ghi too!
All Day Breakfast Pizza
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Bleugh! My maths crashed completely. ![[Hot and Hormonal]](icon_redface.gif)
Mozzarella, crust
Tomato paste. Add me!
I'm such a Fun Ghi!
I'll sell the other one as parts, on Ebay... I'd blush to set the topic for the next one after such a crash.
Ah! Proofreading for Dummies! - Oops - wrong thread...
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I know! I know! I suddenly lost the ability to count up to seven. Please stick in "just" as the fifth syllable. Then burn it...
![[brick wall]](graemlins/brick_wall.gif)
![[Waterworks]](graemlins/bawling.gif)
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The subject, if I've got it right, is "All-day Breakfast Pizza"
Ooh, nice! Tomato,
Cheese and dough, topped with porridge,
Cornflakes, toast and jam! ![[Projectile]](graemlins/puke2.gif)
(The is silent!)
Confucius learns to ride a bicycle
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Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Confucius he say
Riding bike like sex, once learned
You never forget.
Cleaning my specs
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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The mists of neglect
cleared away with a swift wipe.
I can see clearly.
Eating very hot curry.
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Andhra food, chilli
Hot, lots of extra ginger -
I dread the morning!
- - - -
Jumping a red light
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The Great Gumby
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Amber, stay amber!
No, not red! Oh, hell with it!
Hope no one saw me...
Office parties
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Posted
working and playing
two distinct activities
ought never be mixed
Instant Messenger
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Sister Incubus Nightmare
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You ping me when I
Am busy and expect me
To chat inanely.
- - - -
Windchimes
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