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Ancient Mariner
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Deeply inspired by Starbelly's Religious Remakes thread and Jahlove's Lennon and McCartney re-interpretation (the title of this thread), here's an opportunity to Christianise any song title from the 1960's and 1970's...
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fisher
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I Can't Get No Benediction
I Am The Primus
"And here's to you, Mrs. Magdalene, Jesus loves you more than anyone, woah woah woah"
Riding along in my Popemobile
Hey Judas
Hey Mr. Augustine Man
All You Need is Vestments
All Along the Belltower
Chapterhouse Rock
House of the Rising Son
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy of Rectory B
Walk Like an Episcopalian
The Little Old Lady from Medina
I Get High With a Little Help From My Friars
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Choir
In the Court of the Christian King
When the Levi Breaks
Kung Fu Fasting
She Blinded Me With Scripture
Funky Cold Messiah
Love Grows Where My Rosary Goes
I'd Love to Change the Word
Here Comes the Son
Play That Funky Mantra White Boy
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mousethief
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quote:
Originally posted by Gort:
Love Grows Where My Rosary Goes
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mousethief
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Tollhouse Rock (this is decidedly Orthodox)
A Hard Day's All-Night Vigil
Angel of the Morning Service
Babylonian Rhapsody
Red Rubber Ba'al
Elderly Woman Behind the Altar in a Small Town
You Shrove Me All Night Long
The Layman Song (you can squeeze my layman...)
You're so Vain, Envious, Lustful, Greedy, Slothful, Wrathful, Envious and Gluttonous
Hey, You, Get Offa My Shroud
Communicant Breakdown
Life in the Fasting Lane
Mohel California
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Duo Seraphim
Ubi caritas et amor
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Pray it Again - Fratres Chemicae
Big Priests Don't Cry
(There's nothing much you can do with Lips of An Angel.)
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The Messiah, Peace be upon him, said to his Apostles: 'Verily, this world is merely a bridge, so cross over it, and do not make it your abode.' (Bihar al-anwar xiv, 319)
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Banner Lady
Ship's Ensign
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God on the Water (the fire was in His eyes, the devil was surprised!)
I Believe in Miracles (You Spirit Thing)
I Wanna Hold His Hand
Love, Love Him Do
and just substitue Spi-rit for Wild Thing...
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Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.
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Mama Thomas
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70s Christian Rock Covers
The First Time Ever I Saw Faith—Roberta Flack
Sunday Girl--Blondie
Sometimes We Pray—Dan Hill
Jesus’ Mother Says—Doctor Luke
The White Rose of Jerusalem—Nana Mouskouri
Wooh! We’re Going to Bethlehem—Typically Tropical
Rose of My Sharona—The Knack
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Timothy the Obscure
Mostly Friendly
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(I Can't Get No) Sanctification
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When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.
- C. P. Snow
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Norwegian Rood
Midnight Mass at the Oasis (by J)
The Tracts Man
A Host With No Name
Suite Judah Blue Eyes
Achey Breaky Sacred Heart
I Don't Know How to Love Hymns
Nights in White Satan
Another One Bites the Host
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Mama Thomas
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Can we go 90s?
All that She Wants (Is Another Bible)
Candle in the Hand
Don’t Cry For Me, Nehemiah
I Would Do Anything for Grace, but I won’t Do That
Nothing Compares 2 Yah
Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Bless Me
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Light My Choir
A Miracle Pie
Rabboni Maroney
Hey Jews
Who Wrote the Book of Mormon?
The High Way to El
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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The Funky Cold Messiah
Cold coolin' at a church, and I'm lookin for some action
But like Dick Dawkins said, I can't get no satisfaction
The liturgy is all around, but none of it wants ta get with me
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def, yo, what's up Christianity?
The girls is all jockin' at the other end of the pew
Havin' prayers with some no-name chump, when they know my time is due
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cathedral
I asked the guy, Why you so fly? he said, Funky Cold Messiah
This brother told me a secret on how to get lit quick
Put a little Messiah in your glass, and you'll be on my kick
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion, and you'll be coming back
So I gave some to my dog when he began to whimper
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me, seemed nothing could be simpler
He used to scratch and bite me, before there was much much trauma
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Messiah
I got plans with The Man
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mousethief
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Your Mama Don't Chant and Your Daddy Don't Walk Enrobed
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Jesuit's Just All Right With Me
Could It Be I'm Falling Away
Don't Fear the Reader
I Heard It Through the Grape Juice
Magdalenaville
One Baptist, One Scotch, One Beer
Back in the High Church Again
Sweet Little Sistine
Save the Last Trance for Me
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Whiskey Three
Discount Keelhauler
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The Anaheim, Azusa, And Cucamonga Sewing Circle, Book Review, And Timing Annunciation
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Ahleal V
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quote:
Originally posted by MouseThief:
Your Mama Don't Chant and Your Daddy Don't Walk Enrobed
...The Ship of Fools - Ecclesiantics: Your Mama Don't Chant and Your Daddy Don't Walk Enrobed
AV
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Ancient Mariner
Sip the ship
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quote:
Originally posted by MouseThief:
Another One Bites the Host
(Do you feel another home page vote coming on?)
(( ![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif) and that isn't a song title, btw ))
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Saint Hedrin the Lesser-Known
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From the Great White Way:
"A Mass that goes like this" from Spamalot
"I wanna be a Thurifer" from The Producers (or The Thurifers)
I can't think of others right now.
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Chap
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Now I'm a Believer
You don't even have to chnge the title
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Comfort the hurting; Feed the hungry; Clothe the naked.
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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Spirit in the sky.
Save the last supper for me.
Walk on the Water.
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Alaric the Goth
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Silver Mass chime
Fanfare for the Communion Man
Since You’ve Been God
Black Friar(’s a long way from home)
Lenten Fast in America
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Alaric the Goth
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For Pink Floyd Fans:
The Great God in the Sky
Wish you were CofE
Shine on You Crazy Charismatic
Uncomfortably Numb (from sitting on the pew)
And for ‘Yes’ fans:
Siberian Catechism
Going for the One God
Tales from Theologic Oceans
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Zealot en vacance
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Sunday, Sunday
Children of the congregation
I'm the urban christian
50 ways to take your wafer
All the girls love chalice
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He said, "Love one another".
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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quote:
Originally posted by Ancient Mariner:
(( and that isn't a song title, btw ))
I beg to differ.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Dreamwafer
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Ann
Curious
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quote:
Originally posted by Ancient Mariner:
quote:
Originally posted by MouseThief:
Another One Bites the Host
(Do you feel another home page vote coming on?)
(( and that isn't a song title, btw ))
I think it was "Do you feel another home page vote coming on?" that wasn't a song title.
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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quote:
Originally posted by dolphy:
Walk on the Water.
Just to set the record straight! This came from 'Smoke on the Water'.
If we were allowed to use group names also:
ABBA !
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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A Long, Long Way from Rome
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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<stealing this one from a dear friend>
Also Sprach the Apostles
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Revelation #9
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fisher
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# 9080
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Classic hits from the Altar Boys:
Servin' Safari and Serving USA
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"Down, down, presumptuous human reason!" But somehow they found out I was not a real bishop at all G. K. Chesterton
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Wildfriar
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fisher
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# 9080
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Will you love me, Gomorrah?
(the answer is probably 'yes')
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"Down, down, presumptuous human reason!" But somehow they found out I was not a real bishop at all G. K. Chesterton
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
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Angel in a reredos
Na na nana na na, Angel in a reredos!
His blood I hold!
My fair trade coffee has just been sold!
I love BCP
I saw him praying there by the Sacristy!
I knew he musta been about seventy!
I said I'll take ya home - Your walker's out on loan
Next we're moving on, he was with me, Yeah me!
Moving on, and singing that same old song, Yeah with me! Singing:
I love BCP!
Put another dime in the Poor Box, Baby!
I love BCP!
So bring ya BCP and pray with me!
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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quote:
Originally posted by Jimmy B:
I love BCP!
Put another dime in the Poor Box, Baby!
I love BCP!
So bring ya BCP and pray with me!
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fisher
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# 9080
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Blue Suede Pews
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fisher
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# 9080
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A good penance:
Once, Twice, Three Times the Hail Mary
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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Don't pray out loud.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Come Veil Away
Tat Scratch Fever
It's All Been Tongues Before
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Lucifer in the Sky with Demons
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Being for the Benefit of Mystic Rites
Partly Staged Roast Arian Time
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Mrs. Candle
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Brain Salad Sacristy
Songs from the Rood
Minister in the Gallery
Look Into the Son
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Pooks
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A hard prayers night. - The Beatles
Stare down the missale. - Bing Crosby
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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"Sister Christian" seems ok as is...
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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How about some Paul Simon?
You Can Call Me El
Stole-Crazy After All These Years
Codexcrone
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Stevie Boy Wonder
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I Fought the Lord (and the Lord Won)
Smells Like Holy Spirit
The Tithe is High
Dancing in the Ark
The Number of The Priest
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Jesus saves. But in the current economic climate, His pension probably won't be enough for eternity...
Also by the same author
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
# 6855
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by MouseThief:
Codexcrone
Wouldn't that be Codexchrome? ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Mama Thomas
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I love Bjork so:
Big Time Spirituality
Venus as a Goddess
You Only Live Twice (no change)
Show Me Forgiveness (no change)
Sh-Sh-It’s Oh So Choir
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