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mousethief
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I'm not going to grace that with an answer, Gort. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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mousethief
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Don't Cross the Reverend If You Can't Swim the Tiber
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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Message in a Chalice
Do Ya Think I'm Saintly?
Paradise by the Alter Light
Only the Good Die Saved
Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Choirboys
Cheese-verger in Paradise
Werewolves of Lent
Heaven Must Be Missing an Anglican
Bohemian Rosary
You're The First, The Last, My Epiclesis
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The Bede's American Successor
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The first time ever I saw His face
Save a horse, ride a choirboy
California Daemon (on such a winter's day)
Scars and stripes forever
Sythians, Parths, and Medes
(When Gypsies, tramps, and theives meet the day of Pentecost)
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mousethief
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Gospodi in Blue
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The Bede's American Successor
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[Holy] Foolin' (Def Leppard)
Mama, We're all Christians now (Slade)
Fairies wear Birettas (Ozzie)
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This was the iniquity of your sister Sodom: she and her daughters had pride of wealth and food in plenty, comfort and ease, and yet she never helped the poor and the wretched.
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mousethief
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That reminds me. A couple of obscure ones:
Rush: Red Biretta
Queen: Covenant Funster
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The Bede's American Successor
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50 ways to leave your lavabo
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The Bede's American Successor
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(It's amazing how many of these first sound good, and then you think better of them after you type it out. One has to keep one's inner voice "inner" at times.)
In the Vestry (Village People)
It's a jolly holiday with Mary (Mary Poppins)
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This was the iniquity of your sister Sodom: she and her daughters had pride of wealth and food in plenty, comfort and ease, and yet she never helped the poor and the wretched.
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The Bede's American Successor
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In the beginning (Emerson, Lake, and Palmer)
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This was the iniquity of your sister Sodom: she and her daughters had pride of wealth and food in plenty, comfort and ease, and yet she never helped the poor and the wretched.
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The Bede's American Successor
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Born-Again Free
Ground Control to Bishop Spong (Bowie)
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mousethief
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quote:
Originally posted by The Bede's American Successor:
In the Vestry (Village People)
How about just,
In the Nave
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The Bede's American Successor
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Coat of many colors (Dolly Parton)
Here You come again (Dolly Parton)
In the garden of Eden (I. Ron Butterfly*)
Something in the Way (Nirvana)
*I assume you know where I really got this one.
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The Bede's American Successor
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quote:
Originally posted by MouseThief:
quote:
Originally posted by The Bede's American Successor:
In the Vestry (Village People)
How about just,
In the Nave
"Vestry" has two syllables, so I thought it scanned better, but there is nothing wrong with yours.
St. Louis blues
Tip-toe through the track rack
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This was the iniquity of your sister Sodom: she and her daughters had pride of wealth and food in plenty, comfort and ease, and yet she never helped the poor and the wretched.
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The Bede's American Successor
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I just met a girl named Maria (West Side Story)
Little flower [sparrow] (Dolly Parton)
I could have tranced all night (King and I)
Puff, the magic censor (PP&M)
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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A few from Bauhaus:
The Passion of Lovers According to St. Matthew
She's in Vestries
Hallowed Hills
A couple from Bowie:
John, You're only Trancing (an alternative explanation for the Revelation, apparently)
A New Cure in a New Town
Etta James is among those who sang
Baby Jesus, What You Want Me to Do
The Clash had a few good ones:
Vatican City Rockers
I'm So Bored with the ECUSA
Julie's in the God Squad
Among the many Doors classics:
Steeples are Strange
When the Mass is Over
And a favorite of mine, Jimi Hendrix's
Manic Confession
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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quote:
Originally posted by The Bede's American Successor:
In the garden of Eden (I. Ron Butterfly*)
*I assume you know where I really got this one.
Hey! That's rock and/or roll!
How about the Beach Boys with a lisp: Little Thurifer
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Mama Thomas
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Oldies, anyone?
Gonna Take a Sacramental Journey
I Did It His Way
Que Selah, Selah
Swinging on a Thurible
As Wine Goes By
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Mamacita
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Doo-Wah-Diety
Talkin' 'bout my veneration
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The Bede's American Successor
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quote:
Originally posted by Mamacita:
quote:
Originally posted by The Bede's American Successor:
In the garden of Eden (I. Ron Butterfly*)
*I assume you know where I really got this one.
Hey! That's rock and/or roll!
The Simpsons. Bart pulled a switch at church one morning...
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mousethief
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quote:
Originally posted by Mamacita:
Talkin' 'bout my veneration
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Alaric the Goth
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quote:
Originally posted by MouseThief:
That reminds me. A couple of obscure ones:
Rush: Red Biretta
Queen: Covenant Funster
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
In the Rood
Pray by Night
The Candlelight Zone
Spirit of Redemption
Tom Server
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John Donne
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Ambo Beach
From 9 til 10 I have to spend my time in church
The sermon's very boring I play 'Rude hymn search'
I drop my offering into the silver tray
It's all mediocre, dunno if I will stay.
Ambo Beach
Might be a waste of time
Ambo Beach
Might be a waste of time
Ambo Beach etc.
Reading Heights (Kate Bush )
Out in the draughty, barren nave
We chant, intone and sing
You have a polity, like my future see:
Too hard. Too narrow.
How could you leave me?!
When I needed to, be ordained by you?!
I promised you: I didn't screw!
Conservatives in the night
Told me I was going to lose the fight
Leave behind my Reading, Reading,
Reading Heights-
Rowan! It's me, Jeffrey!
I've come home
I'm so-o-o-o shafted
Let me into my palace.
Rowan! It's me, Jeffrey! (etc)
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The Young Nuns (Cliff Richard)
With a little Hell from my Fiends (Joe Cocker)
Black Biretta Way (The Move)
Paul or Nothing (Small Faces)
Sunday Afternoon (The Kinks)
Baby, now that I've dunked you (The Foundations)
Where do you go to on Sunday (Peter Sarstedt)
Don't throw your Host away (The Searchers)
Sister Tambourine Sal (Byrds)
The Mean, Mean Class of Rome (Tom Jones)
I'll never find another Yew (The Seekers)
Preach out I'll be there (Four Tops)
Always some ring there to remind me (Sandie Shaw)
Paracletes for my Paraclete (The Searchers)
Walkin' back to Hippy Mass (Helen Shapiro)
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John Donne
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I am Woman I can bless (Helen Reddy ![[Axe murder]](graemlins/lovedrops.gif) )
I am Woman, I can bless
Absolve and consecrate with the best.
Morning Prayer, the Eucharist and Evensong
Are mine too, you have to share,
FiF better beware,
I will have a pointy hat before too long.
Oh yes, I have breasts
But I've seen man-boobs bigger too
Yes, I've passed the tests
And had to do things better than blokes do
If I have to, I can excommunicate
I have tat (tat)
I have a thurible (thurible)
I am woman!
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Mamacita
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quote:
Originally posted by The Bede's American Successor:
quote:
Originally posted by Mamacita:
quote:
Originally posted by The Bede's American Successor:
In the garden of Eden (I. Ron Butterfly*)
*I assume you know where I really got this one.
Hey! That's rock and/or roll!
The Simpsons. Bart pulled a switch at church one morning...
Right. And when Rev. Lovejoy figures it out, he yells, "Hey! That's rock and/or roll!"
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Jahlove
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Oblate-di, Oblate-da
Song to the Cyrene
Shul's Out
Bethel of Evermore
Stairway to Leaven
I'd Rahner go blind
When Ammon loves a Woman
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The Bede's American Successor
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quote:
Originally posted by Mamacita:
quote:
Originally posted by The Bede's American Successor:
quote:
Originally posted by Mamacita:
quote:
Originally posted by The Bede's American Successor:
In the garden of Eden (I. Ron Butterfly*)
*I assume you know where I really got this one.
Hey! That's rock and/or roll!
The Simpsons. Bart pulled a switch at church one morning...
Right. And when Rev. Lovejoy figures it out, he yells, "Hey! That's rock and/or roll!"
And then Bart gets to clean the pastor's organ. In public.
I say goodbye to Love (Carpenters)
The wreck of the +Edmund Browning (Lightfoot)
Riding on the city of New Jerusalem (Guthrie)
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Both Nico and Joy Division recorded completely different songs by the same name: Feast Days
(Joy Division also recorded Day of the Lord)
Nico continued, with the unforgettable
Sacristan of Lunacy and
The Fairest of Church Seasons
Not to be outdone, John Cale recorded
Holy Ghost Story
Big White Cloud of Witnesses
And who could forget the Velvet Underground's
I'm Waiting for the Mass
All Tomorrow's Altar Parties
I'll Be Your Mohel
Early on, The Cure recorded
10.15 Saturday Night Mass
Three Seminary Boys
David Bowie had a hit with
Scary Monsignors
And then there's the Janis Joplin classics
Pray (Just a Little Bit Harder)
Me and Father McGee
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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mousethief
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quote:
Originally posted by Jahlove:
Oblate-di, Oblate-da
Beatles:
Glass Onion Dome
Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monk
Why Don't We Do It in a Robe?
Alan Parsons Project:
I Rabbi
I Wouldn't Want to Pray Like You
The Turn of a Friendly Cardinal
Al Stewart:
The Year of the Tat
Queen:
The March of the Tat Queen
The Prophet Spong
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mousethief
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Queen, again: Encyclical Race
(I want to write encyclicals....)
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Ancient Mariner
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(Come on Baby) Light My Friar
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Elvis:
Return to Censer
Mary's the Name of the Saviour's Dame
In the Grotto
Cistercian Minds
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Jahlove
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El an' Noah (The Turtles)
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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MouseThief
quote:
You Shrove Me All Night Long
You're so Vain, Envious, Lustful, Greedy, Slothful, Wrathful, Envious and Gluttonous
and from fisher:
quote:
Will you love me, Gomorrah?
(fisher, that has to be in the top three)
Belated ROFLOLs & these
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Thanks, Jahlove! [I'd been pondering that humour on threads like this is an unsettlingly feedback-free process. Unless you come up with something that amuses somebody enough for them to spend a whole post nicely telling you, you could be writing rubbish or quite reasonable stuff and have no way of telling. It makes me insecure... ![[Ultra confused]](graemlins/confused2.gif) The software should incorporate a discreet way of registering a mild chuckle] quote:
Originally posted by MouseThief:
I want to write encyclicals...
Chuckle!
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The Bede's American Successor
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For 6-day creationists: We don't need no evolution (Floyd)
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David Castor
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Something so Spong (Crowded House)
Rock JC (Robbie Williams)
I Shot the Cleric (Bob Marley)
When a Man Loves a Mormon (Percy Sledge)
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The Bede's American Successor
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quote:
Originally posted by MouseThief:
Mary's the Name of the Saviour's Dame
You make it sound so Oedipal, unless you are talking about Magdalen.
O-re-mus [Do-ra-me] (Sound of Music)
Gloria! Gloria! In excelsis Deo, Gloria! (Young Divas)
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mousethief
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Well, dam, technically, but that sounds so uncouth. 400 years ago the proper translation of "Theotokos" would have been "Godsdam" but that probably looked wrong even then.
[ 13. July 2007, 01:45: Message edited by: MouseThief ]
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Jahlove
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ackshully, *Godsdamn* is exactly the word Terry Pratchett uses as an oath in the mouths of his characters (since there's a multiplicity of gods on Discworld)
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Mama Thomas
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Has anyone notice how Christians seem to take ANY pop song we like and Christianise them?
Like A Prayer
Open Your Heart
Kyrie Eleison (Mr. Mister)
Who's that Girl (Madonna)
Faith
Dancing Queen
Get Outa My Dreams and Into My Car
La Bamba
Don't Worry, Be Happy
Red, Red Wine
Sexual Healing
Or I do anyway.
Or to get back to the game:
Have You Ever Really, really, really loved a Spirit?
Kiss From a Rosary
You're Once, Twice, Three Times a Deity
Father Don't Preach!
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
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Theme song for my diocese:
I can't get no Benediction.
'Cause I try and I try and I try etc
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Pasco
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The following with unchanged song titles:-
John Denver:
I'm sorry
Please Daddy
Friends with you
Don't close your eyes tonight
Beatles:
Daytripper
Nowhere man
We can work it out
I want to hold your hand
(I don't want to walk on SAAANNNDD)
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GreyFace
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quote:
Originally posted by MouseThief:
Light My Choir
Eek! ![[Eek!]](eek.gif) Put the matches down Father, mocking your sermon was only a joke!
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multipara
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And in reverse:
One bed, one body, no joy at all....
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mousethief
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Does Anybody Really Know Who Simon Is?
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