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mousethief

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(ok, it was 20 k under the sea, but hey!)

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When Harry Met Jesus

Monty Python and the Meaning of Eternal Life

Shakespeare in Church

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Grandma's Boy: Saint Anne's Story
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Fahrenheit 3:16
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Well, I tried. Anyway, Mousethief, I wonder if I am the only one who walked about yesterday humming:

"And I said--what about---Breakfast Epiphanies--and she said---"etc?

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The Holy Ghost and Mrs. Muir
Peter, Paul & Mary--LIVE
Phantom of the Apocrypha
Cinena Paradiso and Purgatorio and Inferno

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mousethief

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quote:
Originally posted by Mama Thomas:
Well, I tried. Anyway, Mousethief, I wonder if I am the only one who walked about yesterday humming:

"And I said--what about---Breakfast Epiphanies--and she said---"etc?

[Hot and Hormonal] I love that song!

I think so far, "101 Damnations" has my vote for the Oskar™.

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Originally posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe:
Citizen Cain.

Been done. [Razz]

[ 21. June 2007, 00:22: Message edited by: MouseThief ]

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A Wing and a Prayer Wheel
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Bad Boys (Can be saved too!)
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Guess Who’s Coming to the Last Supper
The 39 Stripes
Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Holy Land
The Gay Divorcee, A Guide to the Anglican Episcopate
You CAN Take It With You
Wafer Madness

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Things to do in Heaven when you're dead
Chalice in Wonderland
Pulp Crucifixion
Censer and Censability
The Rite Stuff
While you were preaching
Some like it Prot

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The Wedding at Canaan Crashers

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mousethief

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quote:
Originally posted by Legodude_uk:
Dodge Baal

Now with power steering and tinted moon roof!

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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Oh George Burns!

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mousethief

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Close Encounters of the Third Person of the Trinity

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mousethief

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Vicar Victoria

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Look Romeward, Angel

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quote:
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Look Romeward, Angel

Which leads nicely onto:

Rome Alone

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quote:
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Vicar Victoria

At last, Australia need fight no more!
<sorry for tangent>

This thread would be so much easier with song titles; however:

Fried green fish at the Last Supper.

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mousethief

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Good Morning, Viet Imam!

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Back to the Fatwa

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The Invisible Son of Man.

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Backslide To The Future

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[tangent alert]

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Originally posted by dolphy:
This thread would be so much easier with song titles.

I know what you mean. While trying to think of suitable puns for this thread, I found myself singing... "They tried to make me go to Rahab, but I said no, no, no..."

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The Lion, King
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Prince of Tithes

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quote:
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Oh George Burns!

Subtle. Nicely done.

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About a Goy

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Suddenly, Last Sumer

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To Live and Let Dies Irae

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Herald and Maudlin
Charlie and the Chasuble Factory
The Fabulous Galilee Boys
The River Jordan Runs Through It
Mrs. Faithfire
A Brief History of Time, (A Genesis Only Film)
Casino--Monte
Beverly Hills Vicar II

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mousethief

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Better yet, how about:

Beverley Hills Copt

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Mama Thomas
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Much better!

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V for Virtuous

The Good, the Bad and the Unctuous

Rebel Without a Choir

Every Which Way But Liturgical

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Sweeney Todd, DD: the demon-buster of Fleet Street
The Last Hannukah
You've got Mohel
A Chorister Line
Allah? Allah?
Are you being censed?
Fawlty Chapels
Choirspray
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The St. Thomas Choir Affair
Star Wars, Episode II: Attack on the Cloisters

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A Hard Taize Night

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Help!meet

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The Man In The Gray Flannel Cassock

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The Bourne Againity

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quote:
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The Bourne Againity

Nice! That one took me a second!

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