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Thread: Heaven: Religious Remakes
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Ancient Mariner
Sip the ship
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Originally posted by Jahlove:
A Hard Taize Night
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[ 23. June 2007, 09:48: Message edited by: Ancient Mariner ]
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
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These are inspired guys! Only now read this thread. Was grinning wider and wider on the first page and lost it with:
"Honey, I Blew Up the Kidron Valley" though in an unsure whether to ![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif) or ![[Waterworks]](graemlins/bawling.gif) way.
Well done all, really high qual!
Dances with Flags and She Stoops to Consecrate:
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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Lord of the Silver Rings
and its sequel:
Bored of the Silver Rings
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Whiskey Three
Discount Keelhauler
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Originally posted by MouseThief:
Nice! That one took me a second!
Thanks.
Francis The Talking Mohel
Francis Goes To Seminary
Bonzo Goes To Bible College
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They say we're stubborn, they say we're closed-minded. But, I say there's nothing closed-minded about shunning ideas that make you scared and uncomfortable.
-- Hal Wilkerson
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
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The Year of Living Sacramentally
Careful, He Might Transform You
Stewardship Little
Truth is Stranger that Biblical Literalism
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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Tat on a Hot Tin Roof
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Whiskey Three
Discount Keelhauler
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The Muppets Take Jerusalem
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They say we're stubborn, they say we're closed-minded. But, I say there's nothing closed-minded about shunning ideas that make you scared and uncomfortable.
-- Hal Wilkerson
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Whiskey Three
Discount Keelhauler
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Abbott And Costello Meet Dr. Jekyll and Praying Hyde.
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They say we're stubborn, they say we're closed-minded. But, I say there's nothing closed-minded about shunning ideas that make you scared and uncomfortable.
-- Hal Wilkerson
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Whiskey Three
Discount Keelhauler
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Bris Congeniality
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They say we're stubborn, they say we're closed-minded. But, I say there's nothing closed-minded about shunning ideas that make you scared and uncomfortable.
-- Hal Wilkerson
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Monster's Baal
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Posted
Nowhere near as brilliant as the rest of yours, but here's a few...
The Fisher King of Kings
High Church Fidelity
The Usual Supplicants
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Just went to my Netflix history for a little help...
House of D Lord
The Light of Christ Keeps Me Company
A Lesson from the Prophet Isaiah Before Dying
The Shipping Gospel
Detroit Rock of Ages
Total Epiclesis
Boogie Evensong (a stretch, I know)
(Problem is, so many on my list already had religious-sounding names. The actual religious remake could be interesting:
--Inch'Allah Dimanche
--Sin City
--Lord of War
--Saving Grace
--Gods & Monsters
--Jesus' Son
--The Magdalene Sisters
(etc.))
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Mrs. Candle
Shipmate
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Praise In Arizona
Support Your Local Pontiff
Snake Handlers on a Plane
Cult on a Hot Tin Roof
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Je suis le président de Burundi.
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The Revolutionist
Shipmate
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TV remake, Life on Mars as Life in Church. A non-Christian is in a car accident, and wakes up in church. "Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time?" they wonder.
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Second Hand Lions' Den
Priscilla, Aquilla and the Bee
The Mysterion of Kasper Hauser
The Tippets of Belleville
Mammon des Sources
A Sabbath Day's Journey into Night
Mars Hill Attacks!
The Hunt for Red-Letter Days in October
The Madness of King Nebuchadnezzar
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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or:
101 Domitions
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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quote:
Originally posted by Badfundie:
Praise In Arizona
Snake Handlers on a Plane
You rock! I'd been working on those two since this thread opened!
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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Mitred Joe Young
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
# 5521
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Pulpit Fiction
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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The Seventh See
Talmud in the Saddle
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Whiskey Three
Discount Keelhauler
# 11531
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House of The Rising Son
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They say we're stubborn, they say we're closed-minded. But, I say there's nothing closed-minded about shunning ideas that make you scared and uncomfortable.
-- Hal Wilkerson
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Annie Halal
The Synagogous Seven
Up in Smoke: Tales of Thurifers Gone Mad
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Monsigneur
Peyote Place
Debbie Does Dolorous
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Whiskey Three
Discount Keelhauler
# 11531
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The Pink Cantor Strikes Again
[ 28. June 2007, 23:40: Message edited by: danofsteel ]
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They say we're stubborn, they say we're closed-minded. But, I say there's nothing closed-minded about shunning ideas that make you scared and uncomfortable.
-- Hal Wilkerson
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Whiskey Three
Discount Keelhauler
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Blade Nunner
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They say we're stubborn, they say we're closed-minded. But, I say there's nothing closed-minded about shunning ideas that make you scared and uncomfortable.
-- Hal Wilkerson
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
# 10290
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Pig Trouble in Little Shinar
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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High Nones
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Loveheart
Blue-scarved menace
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She stoups to conquer
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You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. Mahatma Gandhi
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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Start the Reformation Without Me
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Whiskey Three
Discount Keelhauler
# 11531
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Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Rectory
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They say we're stubborn, they say we're closed-minded. But, I say there's nothing closed-minded about shunning ideas that make you scared and uncomfortable.
-- Hal Wilkerson
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Off Centre View
Shipmate
# 4254
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With Nails and I
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Looking for Authenticity in the Corporate Abyss? Change Your Self, Change Your Workplace, Change Your World: www.corporateabyss.com
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
# 5521
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Off Centre View:
With Nails and I
No Way to Treat Our Lady
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Mrs. Candle
Shipmate
# 9422
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Sinnerella
The Virgin Mary Poppins
That Darn Catholic!
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbi
The Perils of the Pauline Epistles
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Je suis le président de Burundi.
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MSHB
Shipmate
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Rome and Juliet
Ferris Bueller's Pray Off (like this..)
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MSHB: Member of the Shire Hobbit Brigade
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MSHB
Shipmate
# 9228
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Carry On Up the Tiber (in which a team of British comedians become Catholics)
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MSHB: Member of the Shire Hobbit Brigade
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Ancient Mariner
Sip the ship
# 4
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And now you can vote for your favourite...
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Jim Goodfellow
A thoroughly decent chap
# 12121
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Honey, I Shrunk the Congregation, starring Rev. Brakes-Wynde.
Laurel and Hardy meet the Pope (another fine Mass you've gotten us into).
Gentle Persuasion, starring Father Pokynge-Smallboys.
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Buffer's Yeoman
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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
# 1984
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JG, I'm begining to worry about your lack of good taste ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
Remake:
The Man Who Wasn't There
Polemical documentary presented by Richard Dawkins, following the lives of three of the disciples after the crucifiction.
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All political thinking for years past has been vitiated in the same way. People can foresee the future only when it coincides with their own wishes, and the most grossly obvious facts can be ignored when they are unwelcome. George Orwell
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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The Sixth Censing
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Jim Goodfellow
A thoroughly decent chap
# 12121
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quote:
Originally posted by Jim Goodfellow:
Honey, I Shrunk the Congregation, starring Rev. Brakes-Wynde.
Laurel and Hardy meet the Pope (another fine Mass you've gotten us into).
Gentle Persuasion, starring Father Pokynge-Smallboys.
Cock-up Alert! Shoulda been "Friendly Persuasion"
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Buffer's Yeoman
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
# 582
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Have we had 'Who killed Roger Rabbi?'? (which is reputed to have happened when a 'T' fell off a cinema sign...)
Dr Shrive-ago
Chalice, Texas
Wings of De Spire
For those who remember a certain British Christian festival: The Royal Week Tenenbaums.
The Magnificent Leaven
A Thurifer and a Gentleman
Curates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Stole
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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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Huntress
Shipmate
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Shrine (Shine, Geoffrey Rush etc.)
The Texas Chainsaw Mass
Saturday Night Vigil and Sunday Morning Mass
Bram Stoker's Scapular
My Bloody Tridentine
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Jim Goodfellow
A thoroughly decent chap
# 12121
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Some Like it Cool, starring Rev.Hay-Withitman.
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Buffer's Yeoman
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
# 582
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Reservoir Dog-collars
Tractspotting
American Pie-ty
National Lampoon's Animal Housechurch
Heavenly Preachers
A Room with a Pew
28 Prays Later
Meet the Prayer-rents
The Day of the Missal
Mr Bean's Holy Day
Johnny Anglican
The Vicar Man
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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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Melisande
Shipmate
# 4177
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Okay, I'm just piggybacking on Jahlove, but:
Long Taize Journey into Night
The Eleisonist
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The door itself makes no promises.
It is only a door.
-- Adrienne Rich
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Timothy the Obscure
Mostly Friendly
# 292
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M*A*S*S
Father Mulcahy gets a bigger role in this one...
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When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.
- C. P. Snow
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Timothy the Obscure:
M*A*S*S
That one is so perfect!
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Oh, Frank.. my thurible is hot... swing my hot thurible...
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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(to Kelly and to Timothy the Obscure)
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Campbellite
Ut unum sint
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Kelly:
I should be incensed about that. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
[ 02. July 2007, 04:33: Message edited by: Campbellite ]
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I upped mine. Up yours.
Suffering for Jesus since 1966.
WTFWED?
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