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Source: (consider it) Thread: Circus: Quiz-Off
jedijudy

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16) Apparently he's part of a plot.

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Wet Kipper
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16) Wall-E is coming soon to a cinema near you.

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Liberty

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He's called Waldo here in N. America. He's hiding and using a pseudonym, [Paranoid] , I'm guessing the CIA are looking for him too.

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MiceElf

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Question 16) Wheres Wally?

Right here in Wally's cafe Boston Massachusetts, looks like a lot of fun.

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Beaver's big brother? That Wally?
He's up in his room - alone.

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Cusanus

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16) Yes doesn't it?

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Mertseger

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a15)I eat mine with a bit of spicy sauce. Gong Hei Fat Choy!.

a16)Wally is in an upper left-hand square in heaven.

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Points for Round Sixteen

3 : Davelarge : You can be the chairman
3 : Sharkshooter : You are now in charge of catering
3 : Sharkshooter : Doubling up as entertainment rep
1 : Banner Lady : Why would they ever ban wally?
2 : Chorister : Nice but I can't read Scottish
3 : Jedijudy : My favourite answer of all so far
3 : Wet Kipper : New man in charge of entertainment
3 : Icklejen : Our agent in America speaks
3 : Footdoc : We should have a Boston meet there
3 : Pearl B4 Swine : That’s the best place for him
3 : Cusanus : I love it - Some people will miss it
3 : Mertseger : A15) Appropriate timing
2 : Mertseger : A16) You nearly had me watching


TOP OF THE TABLE

47 Chorister
47 Jedijudy
47 Wet Kipper
43 Sharkshooter
42 Banner Lady
42 Cusanus
42 Icklejen
42 Mertseger
38 Davelarge
32 Footdoc
29 Ann
26 Dogwonderer
24 Gwai
15 Lady in Red
14 Jon J
11 Quizmaster
8 Jim Goodfellow
8 Mr. E
8 Pearl B4 Swine
8 Smudgie


Q17) How many beans make five?

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A17) Two human beans are perfectly capable of making five, given some low lighting, a warm moonlit night, some soft, romantic music and a fertility drug thrown in for good measure.

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Ann

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A17) Two beans, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean.

(I'll try to get back to the other questions when my brain can cope - unexpectedly busy at the moment)

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Q17) 10 has beens elsewhere, but only 2 if you're Australian.

And why was Wally banned from so many countries and school libraries? Because in many of the pictures there are slightly naughty things to be found: like in the beach picture where there is a topless sunbather, although my youngest child tells me it was really very tame stuff. Which has me worried...tame compared to what, I wonder?

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jedijudy

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17) Apparently it only takes one Bean.

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Imaginary Friend

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quote:
Originally posted by Quizmaster:
Q17) How many beans make five?

Surely there's a few typos there. Everyone knows that Beanz meanz Heinz, and there are in fact 57 varieties.

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MiceElf

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Question 17)
If you lay the beans out to spell out the word FIVE you would need 15 beans.

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Pearl B4 Swine
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#17 : You people are concentrating on the wrong part of the question. Its the 'five' part that's interesting. Five is either 3 + 2, or 2 + 3, as is taught in conducting class. Choir singers however, always try to round up to 6 or down to 4, by inserting a 1 beat rest, or hurrying over a pair of notes. Having them listen to Take Five [/URL] does no good what-so-ever.

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Pearl B4 Swine
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Sorry about the link. I don't know 'beans' about how to do that [Frown]

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Mertseger

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a18)Since beans do not have fingers or any cognitive facilities whatsoever none can write, and, therefore, no number of beans collectively or individually can make "5".

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Marks for Round Seventeen

3 : Chorister : Quintuplets for the couple please
2 : Ann : Obvious answer but accurate
3 : Banner Lady : Long live the republic of Australia
3 : Jedijudy : Mr Bean lives on
3 : Davelarge : Beans Means Heinz 57
4 : Footdoc : For making me laugh out loud
3 : Pearl B4 Swine : All points for the 'Don’t know beans'
3 : Mertseger : An excellent analysis of the facts


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50 Chorister
50 Jedijudy
47 Wet Kipper
45 Banner Lady
45 Mertseger
43 Sharkshooter
42 Cusanus
42 Icklejen
41 Davelarge
36 Footdoc
31 Ann
26 Dogwonderer
24 Gwai
15 Lady in Red
14 Jon J
11 Pearl B4 Swine
11 Quizmaster


Q18) How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Chorister

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A 18) If a woodchuck could chuck Wood, presumably the woodchuck would chuck all of him (unless bits of him - his arms, and legs, or other unmentionables, were to drop off while he was being chucked. As I believe Wood is rather attached to his extremeties, I think on balance that is extremely unlikely).

While pondering this deep and meaningful question, you may like to visit this site which doesn't realise we are talking about a shipmate called Wood and thinks we are talking about this sort of wood! [Killing me]

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Ann

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A18) Who's Wood?

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Banner Lady
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Q18) Would he could he should he good be, he'd do it only once.

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Liberty

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A17) 5 beans is the number of beans that United are behind (this makes me happy!, the 8 beans we need don't, but I'm sure Mr Abramovich could afford a tin or two!)

A18) I've dealt with that much [Projectile] at work, coz the wee ones all have stomach flu, I'd really rather not talk about up-chuck anymore.

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Imaginary Friend

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LeChuck clearly does not have enough time to be chucking wood, given that he's after Big Whoop.

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MiceElf

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Question 18) How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

These darn critters are trouble enough without encouraging them to chuck wood around.

So I hope the answer would be none... but I expect it would probably be ..." too much". here

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sharkshooter

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quote:
Originally posted by Quizmaster:
... Q17) How many beans make five?

That depends on how potent the beans are, and how iron-clad your digestive tract is.

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sharkshooter

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quote:
Originally posted by Quizmaster:
Q18) How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[ 14. February 2008, 15:30: Message edited by: sharkshooter ]

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jedijudy

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18)How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. I don't believe a woodchuck would chuck wood at all, as it involves too much heavy lifting. As I recall, they would rather chuck marshmallows into their wide-opened mouths. This is based on sad experience, I tell you. Greedy little varmints. Whoever heard of marshmallowless s'mores? Well, bucko, that's what you get when the woodchuck helps himself to the marshmallow bag.

There were tears, I tell you.

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Marks for Round Eighteen

3 : Chorister : Would that Wood would
3 : Ann : Does it really matter whose wood it is?
3 : Banner Lady : Rhyme in time and chime for a dime
3 : Icklejen : A17) Five beans makes me happy too
2 : Icklejen : A18) Lovely thought that baby sick
3 : Davelarge : I played all the Monkey Islands once
3 : Footdoc : Woodchucks are vermin all right
1 : Sharkshooter : My digestive track is pulsing already
3 : Sharkshooter : It is hard to argue with that Chuckie
3 : Jedijudy : What a sad sad tale of woodchuck woe
1 : Ann : Bonus from Chorister

TOP OF THE TABLE

53 Chorister
53 Jedijudy
48 Banner Lady
47 Icklejen
47 Sharkshooter
47 Wet Kipper
45 Mertseger
44 Davelarge
42 Cusanus
39 Footdoc
35 Ann


Q19) How dare you?

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The wood he did chuck, he should not have; and the wood he could not chuck, he did not; and the wood he left unchucked he surely should have chucked; yea, the woodchuck builded him a dam with a quantity of chucked wood, many cubits tall and deep, the number of chucked woods unknown except to the Almighty, who keepeth track of such things.

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jedijudy

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19) I've been told by people who seem to know, that I seem to have not grown out of the "indestructible" phase of teen-agedness. What seems to me to be a normal, well-considered course (walking on the railroad trestle about 150 feet in the air, without checking on the rail schedule) apparently was seen to be daring to reasonable folks. So, I dare because of ignorance and folly. [Help]

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Q19) Because it's fun!

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Liberty

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Coz he who dares wins!

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MiceElf

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Question 19) How dare you?

I think you might be meaning this

All I can say is I am sorry and.... The voices made me do it!

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Chorister

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A19) I'm very dwell, dthank you, but isn't it dstrange how on both our dcomputers the 'd' key dkeeps getting dstuck?

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quote:
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...Q19) How dare you?...

One bite at a time.

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Wet Kipper
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A19) usually with double dogs, so the other person is less likely to back down.

(am still working on the other Qs)

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Wet Kipper
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A17) it depends on how many beans you've already got.

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Mertseger

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a18)Your typical woodchuck would chuck about a 1/4 cord given sufficient time and inclination.

a19)It seemed like a good idea at the time.

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Wet Kipper
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18) Could ? Would ? you're forgetting the more important question of whether or not a woodchuck should chuck wood.

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17. 4.9999...
18. Who is Chuck Wood and what has he done to annoy North American rodents?
19. Am I bovvered?

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Quizmaster

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Apologies to those who love this thread. My sudden development of a social life must be quite distressing. Last night I was in the pub with some Speedway fans and tonight we watched the Holiday on Ice Romanza performance.

Next Round Tomorrow.....Before/After the Football.

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jedijudy

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Quizmaster has a life outside of the Ship? Who knew? [Biased]

Enjoy your fun time, oh great and grand QM! [Overused]

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Bonus for Jedijudy!

Marks for Round Nineteen:

2 : Pearl B4 Swine : A18) A reasonable attempt at chucking
3 : Jedijudy : That seems spot on to me
3 : Banner Lady : Too true my lady
3 : Icklejen : Have a word with Chelsea then
2 : Footdoc : Definitely a different twist
3 : Chorister : Ddreaddfully goodd Iddea ddear
3 : Sharkshooter : Bad cookies just don’t exist
3 : Wet Kipper : That's a shiatsu attempt
3 : Wet Kipper : A17) It does that does it not?
3 : Mertseger : A18) I will not ask for the proof
3 : Mertseger : A19) Obvious but acceptable
3 : Wet Kipper : A18) Should a shoed woodchuck?
3 : Cusanus : A17) I will accept that partial answer
3 : Cusanus : A18) A new take on that one for me
3 : Cusanus : A19) The fashionable answer
1 : Chorister : Bonus from Jedijudy
0 : Jedijudy : Bonus from Quizmaster for crawling


TOP OF THE TABLE

57 Chorister
56 Jedijudy
56 Wet Kipper
51 Banner Lady
51 Cusanus
51 Mertseger
50 Icklejen
50 Sharkshooter
44 Davelarge
41 Footdoc
35 Ann
26 Dogwonderer
24 Gwai
15 Lady in Red
14 Jon J
13 Pearl B4 Swine


Q20) When will you get around to it?

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The wise person does not know all the answers, but always asks the right questions.

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sharkshooter

Not your average shark
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I got a round tuit when I was a teenager.

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Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O LORD, my strength, and my redeemer. [Psalm 19:14]

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jedijudy

Organist of the Jedi Temple
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20)Here it is! I'll have it as soon as I print it.

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Imaginary Friend

Real to you
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19) I'll take truth, this time.

20) I'll get around to IT just as soon as I've got my computer working... [Mad]

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Brian Clough

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Banner Lady
Ship's Ensign
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q20) At the second coming.

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Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.

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Mertseger

Faerie Bard
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a20) Any day now: I plan to get started just as soon as Chinese Democracy comes out.

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The Body of Christ,
The Goddess of Body,
The Manifest Song of Faerie.

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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
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Q20 Not until stimulated amongst the Tumbleweed it would seem.

  • Q1 Cautiously
  • Q2 An empty palace, until one returns with one's staff
  • Q3 You scuff the line in the sand
  • Q4 You just take a deco at it and decide
  • Q5 Absolutely no rice, none whatsoever
  • Q6 A cable's length
  • Q7 Three women walk into a bar, the first orders a G&T, the second orders a glass of white wine and the third turns to the other two and says: "Hooray, we've colonised a male dominated joke format" (Copyright Mr Bill Bailey, who tells it so much better than me.)
  • Q8 The moment in which the achievement of your desire is imminent, especially if it involves chocolate
  • Q9 When you want to enter your waggle dance in a hoe down
  • Q10 I think you should stick to your usual impressionistic approach
  • Q11 No, this is Austin Texas Mental Hospital and you are the Asshole from El Paso, you Broke Down South of Dallas - you kept telling everyone that the Devil Lives In Dallas and that there was a Dracula From Houston, If You Ever Get Back To Amarillo - don't you forget your Pretty Little Lady from Beaumont
  • Q12 When browsing round the 'burbs for rental properties
  • Q13 Because good malt whiskey takes time
  • Q14 On a toilet, I only use a poop-a-scoop for doggy doo
  • Q15 I can't, my spine is not flexible enough ...
  • Q16 Well, it was quite a journey but he gave up his humanity in the end, so he's a bit nebulous and omnipresent nowadays though he does take human form
  • Q17 Some beans and another bean
  • Q18 Well a woodchuck weighs about 10 pounds, so about the size of a small baby - and your average small baby can chuck a small wooden building block the exact distance from its hand to your eye - so that'd be my guess
  • Q19 Well it is after the watershed
I like to think of my entry as a piece of postmodernist literature, you may disagree - probably violently.

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All political thinking for years past has been vitiated in the same way. People can foresee the future only when it coincides with their own wishes, and the most grossly obvious facts can be ignored when they are unwelcome. George Orwell

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Liberty

ship's football fanatic
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A20) Jeez, who are you, my mother???

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