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Thread: Heaven: Drinking rules in Hell, and other formalities
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WatersOfBabylon
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# 11893
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When IngoB and MadGeo start duking it out over the true nature Buddhism, just grab the whole bottle. You're gonna' be here for a while.
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RooK
1 of 6
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In Hell:- If a newbie issues a new battle cry (It's WAR WITH NO RULES!), get out the beer bong - it's time to funnel-chug.
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Sioni Sais
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# 5713
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Whenever:
- Someone confuses SoF with real life
- Someone doesn't realise that SoF can play a part in real life
have a drink.
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Zwingli
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quote:
Originally posted by The Wanderer:
OK - my comment was meant to raise a smile, rather than to cause offence. Clearly I got that wrong. I apologise.
The Wanderer - I took no offense, and I'm sorry that it came off that I did, I found your post humerous. Calvinism makes all our heads spin occasionally, as do many other -isms; I just don't like it used as an insult especially when misapplied, which is not what you were doing.
Jengie Jon - if Calvin is mentioned, take a glass of wine.
- if Luther is mentioned, grab a beer.
- if Zwingli is mentioned, buy Zwingli a beer. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Sioni Sais
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# 5713
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If someone claims that "this is a lame Hell thread/call" have a drink. If they claim that this is the lamest ever, have three. If someone requests a new TICTH thread, buy a host a drink.
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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quote:
Originally posted by Zwingli:
if Zwingli is mentioned, buy Zwingli a beer.
Zwingli, Zwingli, Zwingli, Zwingli, Zwingli.
There, that oughta keep you on the floor for a few days. ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Jack o' the Green
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Originally posted by WatersOfBabylon:
When IngoB and MadGeo start duking it out over the true nature Buddhism, just grab the whole bottle. You're gonna' be here for a while.
Very True.
![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
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Sober Preacher's Kid
Presbymethegationalist
# 12699
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For Purg:
Whenever one of the Orthodoxen assert they are the One True Church and the West is fallen/heretical/has cooties, take a shot of Ouzo or Vodka, depending on the source. This may require two shots.
If one of the Roman Catholics mentions they are the One True Church, down some Marsala or Port.
If one of the Anglicans asserts they are the One True Church, drink a shot of Gin.
If one of the Reformed says they are the One True Church, down a shot of whisky. No water, that's cheating. It's full Presbyterian Fire for you.
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NDP Federal Convention Ottawa 2018: A random assortment of Prots and Trots.
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beachpsalms
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# 4979
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If someone from the United Church of Canada asserts that THEY are the One True Church, ask what they have been drinking, (or smoking) and if they are going to share.
After you've picked yourself up off the floor, and controlled the hysterical laughter, that is.
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"You willing to die for that belief?"
"I am. 'Course, that ain't exactly Plan A."
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Sober Preacher's Kid
Presbymethegationalist
# 12699
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All right, all right, I 'fess up. I said the United Church was the One True Church.
It was drinking Bacardi 8 on the rocks. Want shome, I'ff shtill got haff a bottle left. <hiccup>
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NDP Federal Convention Ottawa 2018: A random assortment of Prots and Trots.
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Beautiful Dreamer
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# 10880
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When you see someone accuse someone else of doing something, and then they do that thing themselves, take a drink.
If they try to justify why it is okay for them to do X but not for the other person, take two drinks.
Drain your bottle if they actually manage to convince anyone or sound coherent.
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More where that came from
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
Posts: 6028 | From: Outside Atlanta, GA | Registered: Jan 2006
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beachpsalms
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# 4979
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Whenever someone interrupts the current conversational thread to hurl incoherent insults and demand that a host close the thread because it isn't to their taste: drink. ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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"You willing to die for that belief?"
"I am. 'Course, that ain't exactly Plan A."
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jlg
What is this place?
Why am I here?
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Aw, did someone step on your precious little toes somewhere? Poor baby.
Posts: 17391 | From: Just a Town, New Hampshire, USA | Registered: May 2001
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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quote:
Originally posted by beachlass:
Whenever someone interrupts the current conversational thread to hurl incoherent insults and demand that a host close the thread because it isn't to their taste: drink.
If it's any comfort, beachlass, rest assured that hosts generally look at such posts, lift their glass, and say, "Not on your life, sweetheart."
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Beautiful Dreamer
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# 10880
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When you read the post of someone you can't stand and actually find yourself agreeing, take a drink.
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More where that came from
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
Posts: 6028 | From: Outside Atlanta, GA | Registered: Jan 2006
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Marvin the Martian
Interplanetary
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quote:
Originally posted by jedijudy:
When someone quotes a post and adds "What he/she said", take a drink.
What she said.
:glug:
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Hail Gallaxhar
Posts: 30100 | From: Adrift on a sea of surreality | Registered: Apr 2003
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The Weeder
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# 11321
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quote:
Originally posted by Marvin the Martian:
quote:
Originally posted by jedijudy:
When someone quotes a post and adds "What he/she said", take a drink.
What she said.
:glug:
What they both said....empty the bottle
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Still missing the gator
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Eleanor Jane
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# 13102
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Hmm... good idea. I think it's wine o'clock.
(and I don't even need an excuse!)
EJ
Posts: 556 | From: Now in the UK! | Registered: Oct 2007
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
# 2522
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(Because this just happened...)
Circus, SOF Quotes File:
Take two drinks every time somebody complains that another shipmate already logged the quote they were about to post.
(Oh, and on a similar note:)
Anywhere on the Ship: two drinks for a double post, three drinks for a triple post, etc.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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The Rogue
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# 2275
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Whenever anyone resurrects a thread in Heaven which was very amusing but has run its course ages ago ... take a drink.
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If everyone starts thinking outside the box does outside the box come back inside?
Posts: 2507 | From: Toton | Registered: Feb 2002
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Beautiful Dreamer
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# 10880
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Whenever anyone changes the subject to avoid answering a direct question, take a drink.
Whenever someone posts something that has nothing to do with the thread at hand but is still funny, take a drink.
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More where that came from
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
Posts: 6028 | From: Outside Atlanta, GA | Registered: Jan 2006
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
# 473
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Whenever anyone refers to this thread in another thread: take a drink.
In fact, take two and offer the other one to the drunken sailor.
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Organ Builder
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# 12478
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Choose a thread you haven't been following, but is on its third page or more. Click to the last post. Unless it has a remote connection with the thread title, take a drink.
(Use carefully: alcohol poisoning can easily result).
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How desperately difficult it is to be honest with oneself. It is much easier to be honest with other people.--E.F. Benson
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