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Pearl B4 Swine
Ship's Oyster-Shucker
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St. Matthew 8:23
Then He got into the goat followed by His disciples.
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"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Leviticus 25:11
A jubilee shall that fiftieth year be unto you: ye shall pot sow
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Those backyard chores never end:
will multiply your seed for mowing
(2 Cor 9:10)
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Consolation for those whose Toad-in-the-Hole doesn't rise
The end of the batter; all has been heard.
(Ecc k12:13)
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MiceElf
Not your average mouse
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If Only ..........
1 Corinthians 13 v 13
Meanhile these three things remain; faith, hope, and clarity, and the greatest of these is clarity.
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What do we want.... Cure for Obesity
When do we want it.... After Dessert.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Hope you have your MasterCard during the rapture...
for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be charged.
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goperryrevs
Shipmtae
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Genesis 17:4
"As for me, this is my covenant with you: You will be the father of manly nations."
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"Keep your eye on the donut, not on the hole." - David Lynch
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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Buddhism summarized:
Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Roly Spirit.
[ 02. September 2009, 23:03: Message edited by: Amanda B. Reckondwythe ]
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jawsywales
Apprentice
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God arranges the first wrestling bout:
And God said, Let there be fights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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And he shall give his angels charge over you, and they shall beer you up.
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la vie en rouge
Parisienne
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Behold, I will stand before you there on the sock in Horeb; and you shall strike the sock, and water will come out of it, that you may drink (Exod 17.6)
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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quote:
Originally posted by lady in red:
Behold, I will stand before you there on the sock in Horeb; and you shall strike the sock, and water will come out of it, that you may drink (Exod 17.6)
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jacobsen
seeker
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The Lord has magnified my game....
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
And he shall give his angels charge over you, and they shall beer you up.
O my God, I dry out by day, but you do not answer.
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Song of Solomon 2:16
My beloved is wine.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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quote:
Originally posted by leo:
Good Amanda - on the wagon now?
Nope: I take Proverbs 20:1 as my text (modified for the thread):
Wine is a mocker, strong drink a brawler,
And whoever is intoxicated by it is now wise.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Whoever finds a wine finds a good thing, and obtains favour from the Lord.
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jacobsen
seeker
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Hail, Mary, full of trace....
(One for the blood test?)
[ 05. September 2009, 22:29: Message edited by: jacobsen ]
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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Turning from the art of the sommelier to that of the baker:
Which one of you would hand his son a scone when he asks for a loaf of bread?
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jacobsen
seeker
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Agnostic's credo.
With God, all things are. Possibly.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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(With apologies to Charles Darwin):
And the worm became flesh and dwelt among us.
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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The Almighty steam iron:
In the beginning, God creased the heavens and the earth.
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Orlando098
Shipmate
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17And a voice from heaven said, "This is my Ron, whom I love; with him I am well pleased."
When the day comes, many will say to me: "Lord, lord, did we not prophesy in your name, drive out lemons in your name?"
Anyone who does not take his cress and follow in my footsteps is not worthy of me
he came towards them, walking on the tea
It is easier for a camel to piss through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven
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jacobsen
seeker
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One for the coven:
Hail, Mary, full of grace, the lore is with thee.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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quote:
Originally posted by Orlando098:
It is easier for a camel to piss through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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Psalm 33:10 -- Proof that God is a vegetarian. (OK -- I changed two letters.)
The Lord boils the plants of the nations.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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This might belong in DH:
He said: I am the voice of one crying in the wilderness: Make straight the gay of the LORD
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MiceElf
Not your average mouse
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At his first attempt at genetic engineering Joseph produced a Goat of many colours.
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What do we want.... Cure for Obesity
When do we want it.... After Dessert.
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Golden Key
Shipmate
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Genesis 1:3
"And God said, Let there be flight: and there was flight."
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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And she said to herself, "If I can just torch his garment, I shall be healed."
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Golden Key
Shipmate
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For Erin:
Various from Genesis 1.
2And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the Gaters.
6And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the Gaters, and let it divide the Gaters from the Gaters.
7And God made the firmament, and divided the Gaters which were under the firmament from the Gaters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
9And God said, Let the Gaters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
20And God said, Let the Gaters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
31And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good.
NOTE: this is the King James Version, so, of course, it uses an older spelling of "Gators".
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Give us this day our daily broad.
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jacobsen
seeker
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One for the ship:
Holy, holy, holy, Lord God of Posts.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Pooks
Shipmate
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Numbers 10:9
When you go into battle in your own land against an enema who is oppressing you, sound a blast on the trumpets. Then you will be remembered by the LORD your God and rescued from your enemies.
Woohoo! What a relief, eh? ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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2 Timothy 4:7
I have fought the food fight.
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
# 10290
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Don't forget the kitchen timer, folks
the bun shall be turned to darkness
Acts 2:20
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Matthew 14:30
And when Peter had come down out of the boat, he walked on the wafer.
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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<psst! Mousethief! Don't tell RW ![[Biased]](wink.gif) >
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jacobsen
seeker
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....and blessed is the fruit of thy comb, Jesus.
(Honey child)
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Loveheart
Blue-scarved menace
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quote:
Originally posted by Jahlove:
<psst! Mousethief! Don't tell RW >
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You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. Mahatma Gandhi
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Orlando098
Shipmate
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When you are fisting, do not put on a gloomy look, as the hypocrites do
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jacobsen
seeker
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As the heart pants for Walter....
(I know it's two changes, but note how the original feeling is preserved.)
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Orlando098
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
This might belong in DH:
He said: I am the voice of one crying in the wilderness: Make straight the gay of the LORD
Another one for those conservatives in the CofE to point to in the endless debates on gayness... You are good at this Mousethief
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2 Timothy 4:7
I have fought the food fight.
LOL
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jacobsen
seeker
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Jesus therefore had seen his mother and the disciple standing, whom he loved, and he saith to his mother, Woman, behold thy sin.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Daniel 5:4
They drank wine, and praised the gods of golf.
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