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andythehat

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Brothers, do not be children in your thinking. Be in pants in evil, but in your thinking be mature.
(1 Corinthians 14:20 ESV)

One thing God has spoken, two things have I heard: that you, O God, are string.
(Psalm 62:11)

Keep your lives free from the love of monkey,and be content with what you have
(Hebrews 13:5)

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Esmeralda

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An oldie but a goodie from Adrian Plass:

They mocked him, and called out 'He shaved others, himself he cannot shave'.

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Left at the Altar

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This is hilarious. I can't believe you've got me looking up bible verses. But, here goes:

Isa 26:3: On how to keep your man happy

You will keep in perfect peace him whose mind is steadfast, because he thrusts in you.


Self-gratification is OK

Deuteronomy 2:7
For the Lord thy God hath blessed thee in all the works of thy hand: he knoweth thy wanking ..

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Left at the Altar

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... And they made their wives bitter with hard bondage


Therefore God give thee of the dew of heaven, and the fatness of the earth, and plenty of porn and wine


And he said, Behold, I have heard that there is porn in Egypt: get you down thither, and buy for us from thence.

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mousethief

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Ps. 40:3

He hath put a new dong in my mouth.

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Esmeralda

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No, no, surely that's 'He hath put a new bong in my mouth'?

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andythehat

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quote:
Originally posted by Esmeralda:
No, no, surely that's 'He hath put a new bong in my mouth'?

[Overused] [Overused] [Overused] [Overused]

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mousethief

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Ezekiel 24:9

I also will make the pipe great.

Genesis 29:28

An Jacob did so, and fulfilled her weed.

Genesis 37:29

And Reuben returned to the pot.

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Esmeralda

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The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not wank.

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