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MiceElf
Not your average mouse
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Flandishments Essential provision for all Church Social occasions.
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What do we want.... Cure for Obesity
When do we want it.... After Dessert.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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euchre wrist -- the priest's carpal tunnel injury (from playing cards too much) which prevents his serving the mass
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cattyish
Wuss in Boots
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Presbyopterian
Denomination defined by far-sightedness related to increasing age.
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...to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived, this is to have succeeded.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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colonbarium - something anyone who's had intestinal x-rays can explain to you
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Banner Lady
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excommuniKate
Southern Cone severing talks with TEC
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Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.
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jacobsen
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Wholly bibulous - my kind of fundamentalism.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Ann
Curious
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Auntie Doran - that nice relative who gives you cookies.
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Pearl B4 Swine
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Olde TestyMint - the bottle of Creme de Menthe the choir director hid in the music filing cabinet.
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Oinkster
"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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jacobsen
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New Testy Mentor - imported after the PCC were alerted to the existence of the Olde Testymint.
[ 11. August 2010, 07:08: Message edited by: jacobsen ]
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Pearl B4 Swine
Ship's Oyster-Shucker
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Haha ! But what's the PCC? Something like The Warship and Music Committee I suppose.
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Oinkster
"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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jacobsen
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Standoff committee - how decisions are not made.
[ 11. August 2010, 16:20: Message edited by: jacobsen ]
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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Franklinsense
Pithy axioms uttered by priests as they swing the thurible.
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Banner Lady
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Elastianism where one declares that all are welcome at the communion table, then must stretch out the eucharistic elements to go round.
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Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.
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Pearl B4 Swine
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Cattychism - peppering your answers to the standard questions with comments about the Priest's hairdo and wardrobe.
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Oinkster
"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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The National Inquisitor
A tabloid that publishes reports of ecclesiastical scandals, including details about the priest's hairdo and wardrobe.
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Pearl B4 Swine
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The Organ Console - A charitable group who send sympathy notes to organists who wish their organ was bigger.
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Oinkster
"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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jacobsen
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Thirty two foot stop - the PCC putting down all their feet to prevent the Vicar from renting out the church as a rave venue.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Banner Lady
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Pisscina
The urinal in the vestry washroom.
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Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.
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Ann
Curious
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Ooffertoy - when the handle of the collection baggies catches you in the small ribs.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Christmas Tide, Easter Tide, Whitsun Tide - the washing of the altar linens in the Blessed Detergent prior to a major festival.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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Now I thought they were the tides of the crystal river, by which we shall gather Or not, as the case may be.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Welease Woderwick
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Lam Ass Day - the day the choirboys all get beaten for bad behaviour.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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Lame ass day - any day following that upon which an ass was ridden, e.g. a heavily pregnant Mary, or a well grown Jesus. Or an unobservant Balaam.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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The Religious Society of Fiends - even the Devil can quote the scriptures?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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mousethief
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Cardinall - Checking the ID of everyone entering the church.
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Pearl B4 Swine
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quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
The Religious Society of Fiends - even the Devil can quote the scriptures?
I've heard it said that the Devil does his best work in churches ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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Welease Woderwick
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Bishop Rick - a trendy young senior cleric.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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Gospelting - Not content with bible bashing, they hurl it from a distance at the unsuspecting passer by.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Pearl B4 Swine
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The Door Mission - the last task of the day, when Sister checks that all the convent doors are locked.
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Oinkster
"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Jerry Mire - the mess and confusion Father Jeremy causes everywhere he goes.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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ThunderBunk
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As unintentionally provided elsewhere...
psychophantic
Madly, maddeningly fawning. As experienced at an episcopal visitation near you.
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Currently mostly furious, and occasionally foolish. Normal service may resume eventually. Or it may not. And remember children, "feiern ist wichtig".
Foolish, potentially deranged witterings
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Banner Lady
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The Cope Cupboard
The place to look for senior clergy before a demanding service.
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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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Predestination - Asymmetric orgasm
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Australians all let us ring Joyce
For she is young and free
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jacobsen
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The cope chest - Where optimistic clergy store vestments for weddings.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Septua-git - an elderly man in the congregation who is a bit of a nuisance.
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Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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Neuteronomy - Instructions for feline birth control.
FD
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Banner Lady
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Levitaticus
That bit of the bible that really elevates your spirit....
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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Epistols
Straight-shooting from Saul of Tarsus.
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Banner Lady
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The Book of Roof
about building a spiritual house and being well covered by prayer...
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Chorister
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mice hole, mice hole
there is a country far beyond the stairs
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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jacobsen
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Plenteous Grace with thee is found -caught in delictu with the lusciously endowed head chorister
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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mousethief
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The Book of Common Pear includes recipes, growing tips, helpful instructions on canning, etc.
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Pearl B4 Swine
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Instinction - the innate ability to dip into the chalice correctly.
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Oinkster
"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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MiceElf
Not your average mouse
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Aposhstate Arriving at church wearing your Sunday Best.
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What do we want.... Cure for Obesity
When do we want it.... After Dessert.
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MiceElf
Not your average mouse
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Benedictionary: (N)
A useful liturgical book containing the correct spelling of all blessings.
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What do we want.... Cure for Obesity
When do we want it.... After Dessert.
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mousethief
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quote:
Originally posted by MiceElf:
Aposhstate Arriving at church wearing your Sunday Best.
Very nice!
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jacobsen
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quote:
Originally posted by MiceElf:
Aposhstate Arriving at church wearing your Sunday Best.
And rather the worse for wear, I feel.
(or something like that)
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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
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Banner Lady
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The Book of Micar
particularly beloved by all rev-heads...
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