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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Comfit-Eeyore - Sweets for stuffed animals.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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Palmer some day - the eternally hopeful golfer.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Lit Any? - Have you lighted the candles yet?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Pearl B4 Swine
Ship's Oyster-Shucker
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The E-Pistol Lesson : and you better pay strict attention, or you'll be sorry! Feel lucky today, punk, well, do ya?
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"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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Loveheart
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Sharing the peas - but only if the liturgical colour is green, and said peas are marrow and fat.
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You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. Mahatma Gandhi
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Banner Lady
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Passing the pees
Trying not to dash to the toilet before the end of the service.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Can-tatas - tinned potatoes for the Harvest Supper.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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mousethief
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Cannun - To give a sister the pink slip.
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jacobsen
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To rah or not to rah - should there be cheerleading as well as flag waving in the service?
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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jacobsen
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quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Cannun - To give a sister the pink slip.
??? ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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quote:
Originally posted by jacobsen:
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Cannun - To give a sister the pink slip.
???
To Can someone is an across pond euphemism for sacking someone and a pink slip is the equivalent of a P45.
I think.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Rude Screen - what some of the older choirboys watch on their computers when they get home from choir practice.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Pearl B4 Swine
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Celibrant : a priest who doesn't get to see or touch anybody, except on Sunday mornings; that's why s/he's so excited !
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"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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jacobsen
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Bi-shop - Dating site run by an inclusive church
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Dixie Dominoes - a variant played only below the Mason-Dixon Line.
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jacobsen
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Queue-rate - The time it takes at a crowded service to get to the altar rail.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Loveheart
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Sack re: Stan - Poor Stanley just isn't up to the job!
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mousethief
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SacreStan - Holy, French-speaking former Soviet republic
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jacobsen
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Income bent - plunders the Poor Box to feed his habit
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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Originally posted by jacobsen:
Bi-shop - Dating site run by an inclusive church
That role is almost as funny as being one of the po-lice.
cureit minister who takes Healing and Wholeness services.
[ 04. September 2010, 16:35: Message edited by: Chorister ]
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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jacobsen
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Sir Rennety - A knight indulging in junkets
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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East Price Road
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Acker-lite - some members of the Paramount Jazz Band are missing.
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"Fishes stop and ask me where I'm bound." (Incredible String Band)
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Esmeralda
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Liturgistics All the practical tasks which have to be done before you can hold a service.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Lecher-nary - rota for the dirty old men in the choir to show whose turn it is to sit near the cute young mezzo who recently joined.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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Samsonite - a devotee who goes round destroying temples. Or possibly, in the 21st C version, burnng the holy books of other religions.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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mousethief
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Originally posted by jacobsen:
Samsonite - a devotee who goes round destroying temples. Or possibly, in the 21st C version, burnng the holy books of other religions.
In luggage?
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jacobsen
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Luggage would have chewed their hands off.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) Discworld?
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jacobsen
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The very one.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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Pastorization
Turning up a church's heating system so high as to kill off all infectious congregants.
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jacobsen
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Congregantsies - Those who invariably take the opposite view.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Loveheart
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Adventing - ranting about how soon Christmas stock is appearing in the shops
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Pearl B4 Swine
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Ant-them - sacred song sung by a set of black-cassocked singers. Mostly, in procession.
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"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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Deputy Verger
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Cope-ability - the talent possessed by a few experienced priests to put on and take off their own vestments without assistance.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Kop-tic Christians - Liverpool FC fans when in church.
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Deputy Verger
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Fiends' Meeting House - where the PCC convenes.
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Esmeralda
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Fanabaptist - a congregant whose idea of church life is sitting on his/her fanny.
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Deputy Verger
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![[Overused]](graemlins/notworthy.gif) Good one. Or fanning themselves with the service sheet!
Joan of Ark - She survived the flood and went on to be the great great (etc...) grandmother of a famous French saint.
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Which makes me think of:
Ark-Angels - Noah's guardian angels, who saw that everyone survived.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Day Profundis - the day the tax bill arrives.
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Demonination - A group of congregations of the possessed.
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jacobsen
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Regina Cheerleader - leads the procession on festal days.
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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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Salivation Army
Sect founded by Russian monk Ivan Petrovich Pavlov, whose followers literally drool over the ringing of the sanctus bell during the eucharistic prayer.
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Latrine Rite – A special service of thanksgiving for the new facilities in the church hall.
That wasn't my first definition, but I don't want to be sent to Hell while I am still an Apprentice!
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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Ad Aurientem
A service for the hard of hearing.
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Banner Lady
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Docents - Those who only ever put coins in collection boxes and offertory receptacles, as opposed to Notaries - who only ever give paper money.
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Pearl B4 Swine
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Tress-passes - members of the altar party having a bad hair-day.
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"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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Sir Kevin
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Consegration - seperating convicted felons who miss letters when they try to spell in church.
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If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Writing is currently my hobby, not yet my profession.
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