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Thread: Circus: Should I challenge Chorister to a Duel?
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lilBuddha
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Keep your heavy cakes and breads an I shall use my sister's chocolate chip biscuits, made without the called for leavening agent. They were like shuriken.
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jacobsen
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I want to see a duel 'tween the Host
And Dyfrig, brave if pot valiant, 'tis said.
The reason noxious, cruel and unavenged
Is that she killed my quatrains thread stone dead.
I want to see her dodging cement scones,
Leaden fruitcake, porridge poured by tons.
Not necessarily hit by them, but made to skip a little.
Though it won't change her hosting style by one small jot or tittle.
Fight, fight, fight!
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Welease Woderwick
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Don’t you think it’s a tad infra dig
That Chorister’s attacked by Dyfrig;
She’s a saint of a host
Much kinder than most
And for conflict she don’t care a fig!
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Chorister
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quote:
Originally posted by jacobsen:
I want to see a duel 'tween the Host
And Dyfrig, brave if pot valiant, 'tis said.
The reason noxious, cruel and unavenged
Is that she killed my quatrains thread stone dead.
If I needed a reason not to waste any joules on Dyfrig, then here it is.
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Ariel
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quote:
Originally posted by jacobsen:
I want to see her dodging cement scones,
Leaden fruitcake, porridge poured by tons.
Not necessarily hit by them, but made to skip a little.
Though it won't change her hosting style by one small jot or tittle.
Alas the porridge poured by tons
Is not for Chorister, nor the cake:
'Tis designed to land on the very ones
Who will fight for Dyfrig's sake.
So armed with pots of mighty oat
Chorister's forces await the fray;
One spoonful of this, ye shall not float
But rather wobble, groaning, away.
The cake awaits a daring foe
With teeth of steel and cast iron tum;
Brave, who cuts a slice to go,
And eats the icing, every crumb!
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Benny Diction 2
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quote:
Originally posted by jacobsen:
I want to see a duel 'tween the Host
And Dyfrig, brave if pot valiant, 'tis said.
The reason noxious, cruel and unavenged
Is that she killed my quatrains thread stone dead.
I want to see her dodging cement scones,
Leaden fruitcake, porridge poured by tons.
Not necessarily hit by them, but made to skip a little.
Though it won't change her hosting style by one small jot or tittle.
Fight, fight, fight!
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Pax Romana
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quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
I can't really advise you one way or another because the decision has to be yours but I would ask whether or not you think it is seemly for someone British to act in such a way?
Certainly Foreigners might act in such a manner and, to an extent, one has to allow this as they weren't brought up any better but surely we Britishers should be setting an example.
My Dear Welease Woderwick:
As a Foreigner, I stringently object to your classification of me as someone who was not "brought up any better." Just because I prefer coffee to tea doesn't mean that I am lacking in seemliness. I will even refrain from using gutter language, just to show you how seemly I am.
Personally, I would love to see Chorister challenged to a duel. We women are just as capable of dirty fighting as any man, and we should be given the opportunity to use our talents to the fullest.
So there!
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Pax Romana
[ 08. November 2010, 18:38: Message edited by: Pax Romana ]
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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quote:
Originally posted by Pax Romana:
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
I can't really advise you one way or another because the decision has to be yours but I would ask whether or not you think it is seemly for someone British to act in such a way?
Certainly Foreigners might act in such a manner and, to an extent, one has to allow this as they weren't brought up any better but surely we Britishers should be setting an example.
My Dear Welease Woderwick:
As a Foreigner, I stringently object to your classification of me as someone who was not "brought up any better." Just because I prefer coffee to tea doesn't mean that I am lacking in seemliness. I will even refrain from using gutter language, just to show you how seemly I am.
Personally, I would love to see Chorister challenged to a duel. We women are just as capable of dirty fighting as any man, and we should be given the opportunity to use our talents to the fullest.
So there!
Pax Romana
Yes, I see what you mean.
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