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The Jets and the Sharks fight over drug sales turf in
West Side Stony
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A British seaside resort is left to fend for itself against hoards of invading holidaymakers when the councilmembers of a nearby city suddenly absent themselves.
Hove Alone
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Woody Allen has everyone fooled that he's not flat broke, but when he's peer-pressured into training for the New York marathon, he resorts to counterfeiting to pay the registration fee and hilarity ensues in
Fake the Money and Run
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Psyduck
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Black belts won't save you from
The Danbusters
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A failing politician gets a boost in popularity when he has his facial features surgically altered to look like the late President Reagan.
The Man In The Ron Mask
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Woody Allen stars as a neurotic comedian who falls in love with a ditzy, clumsy "woman of pleasure."
Fannie Hall
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Woody Allen falls in with a band of lawbreaking poets.
Rimes And Misdemeanours
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mousethief
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Woody Allen falls in love with his stepson this time:
Shadows and Fag
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Woody (once again) discovers the secrets of Pharaonic home-brew in
The Purple Nose of Cairo
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Psyduck
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Dracula attempts to slake his thirst with the blood of a space alien - but she's packing garlic!
Clove Encounters of the Third Kind
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Psyduck
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Some horses can count by nodding their heads, some by swishing their tails - but these mustangs do maths by tapping their feet.
Cloven Counters of the Third Kind
[ 09. July 2010, 21:11: Message edited by: Psyduck ]
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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Not just sighting -- not just physical evidence -- but actual contact with beings who are exact replicas of each other!
Clone Encounters of the Third Kind
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mousethief
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A priest and his brother cop sell genuine team gear to the fans -- unlike those other guys.
True Concessions
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Pearl B4 Swine
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quote:
Originally posted by Psyduck:
Some horses can count by nodding their heads, some by swishing their tails - but these mustangs do maths by tapping their feet.
Cloven Counters of the Third Kind
Are you telling us that horses have cloven hoofs?
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mousethief
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Let's not bicker over taxonomy.
An early Christian martyr from a town in New Jersey:
The Seacacus Steven
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Psyduck
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Are you telling us that horses have cloven hoofs?
Blast! I had hoped no-one would spot that. Quality control were on holiday...
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andythehat
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I know it's more change-a-word than change-a-letter, but:
After months spent arguing about which shade of pink to paint their DeLorean, they go....
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wait for it....
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Back to the Fuschia!
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pimple
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Synod saga sequel:
For a Few Collars Bore
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pimple
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and a sequel to E.T.
F.U.
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mousethief
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There is a thread for if you want to change more than one letter. The challenge of this thread is to make a funny title by only changing one letter. That's part of the fun of the game. If you want to play a different game, there's another thread. Coming into a room where everybody is playing poker and saying "go fish" isn't on.
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pimple
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Oops.
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pimple
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Lulu?
Ice Station Debra?
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pimple
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The Louse That Roared ![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif)
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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A small-time haberdasher gets a once-in-a-lifetime chance to have his line of footwear accessories worn by a top model in a major fashion show.
Socky
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mousethief
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quote:
Originally posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe:
A small-time haberdasher gets a once-in-a-lifetime chance to have his line of footwear accessories worn by a top model in a major fashion show.
Socky
Damn you, now I'm going to have that bloody fanfare stuck in my head all day. ![[Help]](graemlins/help.gif)
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Sir Kevin
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An artificial bird that allegedly delivers babies and was never alive:
Toy Stork
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andythehat
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quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
There is a thread for if you want to change more than one letter. The challenge of this thread is to make a funny title by only changing one letter. That's part of the fun of the game. If you want to play a different game, there's another thread. Coming into a room where everybody is playing poker and saying "go fish" isn't on.
Apologies MT, hadn't seen the other thread. ![[Hot and Hormonal]](icon_redface.gif)
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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The largest passenger ship ever built, on her maiden voyage, is taken over by a cruel dictatorial captain.
Tiranic
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Psyduck
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Amanda B Reckondwythe:
Tiranic
I don't know why, but ![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
From Northern Ireland, is he, by his accent? That's what I hear in my head - and oddly enough, in Christine Bleakley's voice...
andythehat: quote:
Apologies MT, hadn't seen the other thread.
That happened to me, too! It's just creativity run amok! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Psyduck
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The Pope plots to replace Sepp Blatter, and take over the whole of world football:
20,000 Leagues Under The See
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Psyduck
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Trevor Howard wipes some dust from a French cheese he is astonished to discover in the buffet at Carnforth station, and falls in love with fromage:
Brie Encounter
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Psyduck
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A young Michel Foucault is horrified by a dream that he is sitting the entrance exam for the Ecole Normale Superieur - and can't answer any of the questions!
Nightmare On Ulm Street
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Psyduck
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Gene Hackman risks his life to stop a ruthless patissier:
The French Confection
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Psyduck
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An actor dreams of playing the biggest monster role in the movies:
The Man Who Would Be Kong
...while another dreams of portraying the legendary crooner:
The Man Who Would Be Bing
...and meanwhile, a martial arts expert has his eye on the throne of a small middle-European monarchy:
The Dan Who Would Be King
...but some people are just happy with a burger:
The Man Who Would B-King
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mousethief
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I like your idea of ringing multiple changes on the same movie. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
An gang of insane whaling ship captains surround Richard Nixon in...
Mob Dick
Ishmael and the boys go in search of the giant albino merganser:
Moby Duck
The crew of the Pequod roll the bones in:
Moby Dice
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Psyduck
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Clive Cussler considers a happy-ending sequel to the Whale Movie, and flirts with calling it "Moby Dick II; Raise the Pequod!"
but settles for
Moby Dock
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Seriously, Psyduck, one post at a time.
Imaginary Friend
Circus Host
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pimple
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Talking about whales, I can hardly wait to see yet another repeat of that exciting tale of banditry on the high seas, thwarted by a pod of brave sperm whales:
The Magnificent Semen
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pimple
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Talking about whales, I can hardly wait to see yet another repeat of that exciting tale of banditry on the high seas, thwarted by a pod of brave sperm whales:
The Magnificent Semen
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pimple
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Apologies for the double-post. I did attempt to cancel the duplicate the moment it appeared on the secreen, but was told editing time was up.
I'm still confused by the two similar threads. I hope this is on the right one this time.
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Pearl B4 Swine
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A convict organizes a theater troupe, turning hardened criminals into literature-loving guys in...
The Bard-man of Alcatraz
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Originally posted by Pearl B4 Swine:
A convict organizes a theater troupe, turning hardened criminals into literature-loving guys in...
The Bard-man of Alcatraz
(This could be a based-on-a-true-story film - I saw on the news recently that they're doing Romeo & Juliet in San Quentin prison!)
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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The devil-may-care adventures of a Benedictine abbot who dashes from chapter house to chapter house while finding time to immerse himself in all sorts of ecclesiastical intrigues.
Dom Jones
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mousethief
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Lovelorn Don Juan searches for a life partner in a grimy Illinois rust-belt town:
Romeo and Joliet
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Pearl B4 Swine
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A worn-out sofa in a movie director's office tells its story of starlets who came and went, in
Stagecouch
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Sir Kevin
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A whale is asked what's under his kilt and he rolls down his sock to show:
Moby Dirk
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Sordid tale of drus and crime on the killing fields of Flanders in WWI:
The Trench Connection
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I think, therefore I yam.
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mousethief
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A Mexican nun ekes out a living helping desperadoes, but really wants a birthmark like Marilyn Monroe. Finally, a cosmetic surgeon, fleeing the French, comes to the convent, but he gets carried away....
Two Moles for Sister Sara
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Sir Kevin
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A man takes his new girlfriend out for a meal at a Hawaiian restaurant and they eat 'til they're tired:
Sate Night
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mousethief
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A long, long time ago in a soup kitchen far, far away:
Stir Wars
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