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Loveheart

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Medical documentary about liver function

The green bile

Its a long way to the nearest supermarket, better start walking now

Spar Trek

Jesus thinks its unfair he's the only one who gets transport into Jerusalem, so arranges some for his followers in...

Twelve Donkeys

Story about a man who is able to get what he wants by strong arguments:

The Exhortist

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Dodgy goings-on at the crematorium in:

Kick-ash

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Documentary of one woman"s journey through the underground world of sexual fetishes:
The Kink and I

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quote:
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Documentary of one woman"s journey through the underground world of sexual fetishes:
The Kink and I

No no, that's the story of a woman with extremely good taste in men, who is obsessed with Ray Davies.

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quote:
Originally posted by Esmeralda:
quote:
Originally posted by Bacchus:
Documentary of one woman"s journey through the underground world of sexual fetishes:
The Kink and I

No no, that's the story of a woman with extremely good taste in men, who is obsessed with Ray Davies.
Presumably a Merchant Avory Film?

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A sepia-toned film of an elderly couple who find romance in entering a rural swimming contest

In Golden Pond.

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Severed limbs suddenly come back to life and prey on the living.

Night of the Living Head

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Vietnamese veteran desperately looking for the toilet:

The Door Hunter.

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The tale of how one medieval village, afflicted by a particularly vindictive witch's curse which inflicted a series of monsters and rivers upon them, managed to get round it with a bright idea:

Seven Bridges for Seven Bothers

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A film in which a young bacon-maker, played by Hayley Mills, fails to bring samples of her product to a vagrant:

Whistle Down the Rind .

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Post modern documentary pic following the ups and downs of an owner of a tanning salon.

A tan for all seasons

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A character from East Enders finally gets enough to eat:

The Full Minty

[ 09. April 2010, 10:51: Message edited by: St. Stephen the Stoned ]

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Magic meets "The Birds" (highly influenced by the fact that I saw a lovely bird of prey hovering over a field two days ago):

The Buzzard of Iz

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Thrills and chills movie, which may be too intense for the little kids:

Malice In Wonderland

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Dogs at a local shelter seize power and gain control of adoption procedures and feeding schedules:

The Canine Mutiny

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Inspired by this news report, it was announced that production has started of

Bardemic

The story of an invasion of truly awful poets and singers, with uncertain outcome. Sponsored by MTV and introduced by Britney Spears. (And already mocked by some as 'Barfemic'.)

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Hairy night out in a quaint corner of the city:

Wig Trouble in Little China

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An alien with superior hearing ability is unable to complete its mission here on Earth, and goes bonkers because of earthy germs and fungus which its home planet does not have:

The Seven Ear Itch

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Quinine
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Grammarians with sinister powers in

The Sixth Tense

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Quinine
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The young wizard learns to spit like a dragon in

Harry Potter and the Gobbet of Fire

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Quinine
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A peninsula in peril in

Tor Story

I'll stop now.

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West Indian women find friendship at an exercise class

Pilates of the Caribbean

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Bacchus
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Speculative sci-fi movie based on the very real fear that television was created by aliens:

E.TV

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A young wizard finds an impractical drinking vessel:

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Wire

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A contemplative community in Botwana, prone to Spoonerisms, suddenly finds itself involved in guerrilla warfare and sabotage:

The Nuns of Gaborone

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The African Queer - A must see moving drama dealing with the issues of homophobia and racism. Tells the story of how a gay bootlegger was forced to escape on a boat with a queen from a traditionally minded African tribe. Ends with a surprising outcome.
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Two pothead lawyers wake up after a night of partying and can't find their way to court.

Dude, Where's My Bar?

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A high octane spy thriller with a full flavoured liquidity of plot. Not for the faint hearted or fans of Anthea Turner.

Drainspotting

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Beautiful girl looks in mirror and discovers, too late, that the dwarves have stolen all her handkerchiefs to use as sheets:

Snot White.

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Superhero who's superpower is to brown-nose people into submission:

Lick Ass

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Bacchus
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Story of a group of friends who gather one weekend to concoct a large pot of soup:

The Big Chili

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Pooks
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A classic horror story of the attempted murder of a pet owner by his pet duck using allergy sensitivity as the chosen weapon.

Clear and Present Dander

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Or the version for dyslexic birds slightly larger than ducks:

Clear and Present Gander .

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Film detailing the humorous battles between two artist's models:

The War of the Poses

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quote:
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Film detailing the humorous battles between two artist's models:

The War of the Poses

Heh, same description could apply to

True Grin

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Clint Eastwood is starving to death, but can't even begin to contemplate eating his pet gosling.

Every Which Way But Goose

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Bacchus
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Classic horror film about a man about to be cut in half by two huge swinging breasts:

The Pit and the Pendulous

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Pooks
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An undercover narcotic agent meets an Amish woman and lost the plot.

Witless

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A glowing dog howls in the middle of the night before a dead body is discovered at the foot of the alp, a score clutched in its lifeless hand:

The Hound of Music

There is also the Dartmoor version, a family choir raising the echoes in close harmony (?):

The Sound of the Baskervilles .

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A creature lurks in the brewery at night.... (cue sinister music)

The Pint Panther

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A group of Homepride flour graders invites Whoopi Goldberg to join their Amateur Dramatic society:

Sifter Act .

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Documentary of the effects of famine on wild cats:

The Thin Manx

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A Canadian exterminator business is taken hostage by an angry, vengeful colony of termites - oh, it's just too horrible !

North by North-Pest

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Be prepared to explore the tasty world of two Michelin star chefs and the lengths they would go to roast a bird.

To Kiln a Mockingbird

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1950s American teens get hooked on ironing:

Crease .

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Great historical drama about a man who had an excuse for everything:

A Man For All Reasons

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Epic based on the triumph of good over evil and the retreat and defeat of Satan and Hell

Cowering Inferno

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Kittehs lurves 2 goe 2 teh mooviez an eat popcornne an giggle inna darke 2 !

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcat

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In a similar vein... evil katz iz lookin at u

Salem's LOL

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Short film about church-goers eagerly talking together before the service while the
bells ring out:

Chatty-Chatty-Bong-Bong.

Clearly not into Ignatian spirituality.

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