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Bob Two-Owls
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I don't post naked, mainly because I do most of my posting from the office and I would quite like to keep my job and my liberty. I have done almost everything else naked at one time or another. I'm not a naturist but there are just some times when clothes are annoying like a sunny day out on a boat or camping in the middle of nowhere.

I was once interviewed by the sainted Richard Whitely for Calendar news while my modesty was covered by three balloons tied around my clacker-bag. It was the sheffield pyjama jump (rag week drinking/clubbing session) and my argument was that I never wear pyjamas. Not that I habitually wear balloons...

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Pyx_e

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Bob, you got Moobs?

If "yes" then we can do the "Bob, two owls, posting neekid? What lovely pair of hooters" joke.

P

[ 09. May 2011, 18:16: Message edited by: Pyx_e ]

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Anglican't
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No, I use a laptop so doing this naked would cause untold damage.
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Depends whether or not there's a mouse, surely?

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rufiki

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I had to get naked at w*rk this morning. That's quite enough for one day thankyouverymuch.
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Bob Two-Owls
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quote:
Originally posted by Pyx_e:
Bob, you got Moobs?

As I said in the other thread, my girlfriend calls me a gummi bear - what do you think?

[Big Grin]

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Lyda*Rose

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quote:
Originally posted by rufiki:
I had to get naked at w*rk this morning. That's quite enough for one day thankyouverymuch.

You can't leave us...erm...hanging, can you? [brick wall]

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Enigma

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I am clothed with skin. Covering is better.

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Firenze

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quote:
Originally posted by Enigma:
I am clothed with skin.

Yes...but whose? (And I hope you tanned it properly. Doesn't last otherwise).
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Bob Two-Owls
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quote:
Originally posted by Firenze:
quote:
Originally posted by Enigma:
I am clothed with skin.

Yes...but whose? (And I hope you tanned it properly. Doesn't last otherwise).
It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again...
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I am clothed in Lacoste, naturally.

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quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
Here in the tropical warmth with the windows wide open and the ceiling fan whirring away I am, of course, starkers ...

You don't count, Wodders, as you're always talking about wandering starkers around your roof-garden in the rain ...

This thread really contains Far Too Much Information. [Big Grin]

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St. Punk the Pious

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I was talking to someone this evening who thinks that when we are raptured on May 21st, we will be nekkid. What do you all think?

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QuietMBR
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quote:
Originally posted by Barnabas62:
We need to add Skype to make this thread work. Doubt whether the budget will run to to that.

(Posting topless in bed, in the guestroom in my mum's home. Showering shortly ...)

Are you SURE you don't have chatroulette open in another window??? [Paranoid]

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QuietMBR
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quote:
Originally posted by St. Punk the Pious:
I was talking to someone this evening who thinks that when we are raptured on May 21st, we will be nekkid. What do you all think?

I think someone read the first book in that magnificent literary series Left Behind one too many times. Weren't the post-rapture piles of clothing the reason for the title?

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quote:
Originally posted by Anglican't:
No, I use a laptop so doing this naked would cause untold damage.

Indeed, indeed. Even if I am just out of the shower/bath, I have learned to grab something as a laptop pad.

I also have three cats, who regard Human with Laptop as a signal to jump on unoccupied bits of me and knead. (They dislike each other enough that they won't all try at once, but one with Pointy Bits is Quite Enough.)

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Which is why you do it in bed.
Much more comfy that way, no?

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rufiki

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quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
quote:
Originally posted by rufiki:
I had to get naked at w*rk this morning. That's quite enough for one day thankyouverymuch.

You can't leave us...erm...hanging, can you? [brick wall]
Shower at home is out of action. So I'm using the ones attached to the gym at w*rk.

Explanations are always a let down.

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Latchkey Kid
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I'm nekkid for the left half of the screen with SoF but not for Skype on the right half, so .......... Oh!

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Twilight

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I hope all you nekkid people are wearing scruchies. ZombieBunny tells us they discourage unwanted advances.
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Back to the OP--No, as I am at church and while the thought of posting in the buff while sitting here is funny, the reality would be not be.
Alas [Roll Eyes]

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Zappa
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quote:
Originally posted by Bob Two-Owls:
clacker-bag

Not a term I've necessarily encountered before ...

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quote:
Originally posted by Geneviève:
Back to the OP--No, as I am at church and while the thought of posting in the buff while sitting here is funny, the reality would be not be.
Alas [Roll Eyes]

Tell any busybodies that you're following the example of King David, and dancing nekkid before the LORD.
[Big Grin]

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Darllenwr
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Doing anything in the buff is too damn dangerous in this house - with two crazy cats both equipped with the full set of stabbers, the risk of damage is just too great.

To illustrate, this morning the crazier of the two cats attempted to scramble onto my lap as I was sitting on the edge of the bed prior to getting dressed. He missed his footing and there was a brief interval whilst he attempted to establish some grip. Result? One long scratch in a very personal place. Oh, and one cat sent into orbit around the moon.

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Lyda*Rose

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quote:
Originally posted by rufiki:
quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
quote:
Originally posted by rufiki:
I had to get naked at w*rk this morning. That's quite enough for one day thankyouverymuch.

You can't leave us...erm...hanging, can you? [brick wall]
Shower at home is out of action. So I'm using the ones attached to the gym at w*rk.

Explanations are always a let down.

Sigh.


[Biased] [Big Grin]

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