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Lamb Chopped
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Poor Telepath.

For what it's worth (not much), I'd take any job you can get at this point, and THEN continue to job hunt on the sly. It's much easier to get hired when you already have a job. And you can always say something to your newer prospect about how you are looking to stretch your horizons, gain experience in a company that offers more scope for your potential, yadda yadda.... Besides, you have to pay the bills, and any interviewer with half a brain shouldn't fault you for taking whatever comes along in the meantime to make that possible. It's not like you got a golden parachute.

If you look at my resume, my best (highest status, best paying job) comes right out of school, and it's all downhill from there. I'm hoping to reverse the trend at my present position. But the bills really need paying, and I found my PhD was a handicap if anything in the job market. ("What are YOU doing looking for a job? Must be something wrong with you I don't know about," and etc.)

My two cents: Take the next d(&@#$ job that comes along, at whatever pay (livable), and then, in the less-stressful time that follows, plan your next strategy.

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Curiosity killed ...

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Or is there any agency work in your field, or anything remotely near your field so that you have some money coming in and are building up experience?

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neandergirl

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[Votive] and encouraging thoughts for all seeking a job/the right job.

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Telepath
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Originally posted by Lamb Chopped:

quote:
I'd take any job you can get at this point
I'd certainly take a job if I could get it. The problem is that I can't get one.

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and THEN continue to job hunt on the sly. It's much easier to get hired when you already have a job
I have never found this to be true; generally I'm lucky to be able to apply for ten jobs a week when I'm already employed, and continually sneaking out to try to follow them up can literally take hours out of the working day.

Additionally, I had six weeks to look for something before I left my last job, and that was a situation where I could look openly and spend as much time on the job search as I wanted. Nobody wanted to know. All I got was an enormous mobile bill.

As I said, I couldn't manage on the money I was getting at my last job. For my next job, I will certainly have to commute, and because of the cost of that and the cost of entering the higher tax bracket I will have to make about 30% more just to break even.

And as I said, the thing that prevents me from applying to the more poorly paid jobs is the same thing that prevents me from applying to the better-paid ones: not enough commercial experience in the required toolsets or industry sectors.

I am reaching the conclusion that I would be wasting my time by not getting a poorly paid job when I could be not getting a job that pays the industry average.

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Telepath
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quote:
Or is there any agency work in your field, or anything remotely near your field so that you have some money coming in and are building up experience?
Nope.

Anyway, building up experience won't help because by the time I have added a year's experience in (say) SPQR and RTFM, I'll still only have a year's experience in SPQR and RTFM, and the market will have changed its demands and they will want experience in another toolset that I won't have been using.

The problem isn't that I'm inexperienced, you see. If that were the problem, I could solve it by gaining experience.

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Telepath
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Just to go for the replying-to-my-own-posts hat-trick:

Unless something else comes up, the only thing that's going to help in the short term is if I get the consulting contract I was talking about. It's only four weeks, but it's in my specialist area, and the going rates for independent consulting in the relevant sector are pretty pleasant (as in, over four weeks I'd probably take home what I earned in three months in the previous job).

It would be an addition to my CV and would enhance my reputation a good deal, even if I then went on to look for an unrelated development job afterwards.

Needless to say, they're not sure they're going ahead at all and I won't find out till Friday. [brick wall]

This is an opportunity to develop patience and humility, and whistle a happy tune throughout my trials, and skip and jump and so on.

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Telepath
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And in the next episode of "Verbal Diarrhea R Us", I should probably explain myself a bit more clearly.

The problem is not that I'm inexperienced as such, but that the recruitment process in software development does not recognize transferable skills.

For example, we're all used to seeing "must have clean driving licence" in a job spec, right?

For instance I apply for such a job, happily thinking that a manual licence will meet that requirement. Mind you, this isn't a job driving an HGV, nor is it a job where (say) driving a car with an automatic transmission is an obvious and major part of the job description.

Imagine my dismay when they ask me what make and model of car I've been driving most recently.

"It's a Ford Escort."

"Oh dear. What model year? How many doors?"

"1998, five doors... why is that important?"

"We really want someone who has at least three years' experience of driving a five-door 2006 Vauxhall Tigra with the roof up. Have you been doing anything like that at all?"

So, to get the requisite experience, all my friends urge you to sell my Ford Escort and take out a loan, and drive a 2006 Vauxhall Tigra with the roof up for one year, and then maybe my one year's experience of driving the Tigra will get me a job with a salary big enough to pay off the loan.

So I do that, but now employers want experience of driving a 2007 Vauxhall Tigra with the roof down.

I gamely try to convince them that I have transferable skills from driving the 2006 Tigra. They're dubious, but prepared to hear me out.

"What about a three-door Vauxhall New Corsa 2001 diesel? Have you driven one of those at all?"

"No, but I've driven a 1998 Ford Escort," I reply feebly. I hope they don't notice that I didn't mention diesel.

"That might help, because we're thinking of introducing a new project that might involve that... let me talk to my colleague Kevin..."

[sit and wait]

"It's very important to Kevin that you have experience of driving the 1998 Ford Escort north on the A486."

"North? Why not south?"

I overcome their reluctance and they agree to give me an Escort to test-drive. The trouble is it's automatic and I've been driving a manual for a few years, but I'm basically OK. The only thing is, I make a few false moves because I'm used to handling the clutch, and the job goes to someone who didn't make any false moves.

Another thing that worries me is that I think the next job I accept will be crucial to my career.

The last job I took involved a pay cut, sure, but I'd get great experience and be able to leave after a year.

I was stuck there for six years, during which I am fairly certain that they intentionally subjected some of my marketable skills to attrition to make it harder for me to get a better job.

I think that if I compromise again, poorly-paid crap jobs will be all I'll ever be able to get.

If you are still reading this, color me amazed.

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neandergirl

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((T)) I'm not sure which is worse, waiting and hearing something as negative as 'You don't have experience' (even though you do) or waiting and not hearing anything.

If I was superstious I'd go and turn every can in the cupboard upside down just to change our luck!

Many [Votive] and good vibes to you.

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Telepath
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neandergirl, if you think it will help you, I will go downstairs and do even so!

I'm glad to be able to do something to make you feel better [Big Grin]

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Ethne Alba
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...cheering on the sidelines.........
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Telepath
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Hum. One prospect apparently has declined to interview me because they're wondering why I was made redundant, and why I've been unemployed for so long. So now I have this problem to add to the others.

I did try applying for two "any jobs": a graduate training scheme and an entry-level job, neither requiring experience. I was explicitly rejected from one and haven't heard back from the other. I don't expect to because applications for that kind of job aren't really credible coming from me.

Hum.

Last Monday I was turned down by a particular company, but the interviewer urged me to apply to another company where she used to work. I explained that I'd already applied and not heard anything. She told me to mention her name because I'd done unusually well in her tests.

Anyway, I have an interview for that company now, on September 3rd.

I was whistling a happy tune this morning, but the "why are you (still) unemployed" objection has given me the jitters again.

Prayers for faith and endurance would be much appreciated.

If I could just get this four-week consulting gig... then something else...

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neandergirl

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Holding all job seekers in the light. I'm leaving the armpit in a week and taking up residence in another part of Asia. If the much desired job comes through I'll be moving to NA sometime in Sept but if it doesn't this gives me a default position where I'll be able to make ends meet and network a bit. This shifting career paths is tricky. At least I have a place for me and the mutt to stay for the first 4 days. Thanks be!

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Joining Ethne in the sidelines support

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Telepath
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neandergirl, I pray your desired job comes through.

[Votive] for all of us who are [brick wall] right now.

Unless I get a call in the meantime, I will be phoning them at 4pm British Summer Time tomorrow (technically today - Friday) about the consulting contract.

Which I really want and need. [Help] Pleeeeeeze?

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Janine

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Where's the saggy-almost-flat smiley face, with the dead-deer tongue hanging out?

If I have to fill out another job application I'll... I'll... *sigh*

I'll fill out another job application.

I went ahead and signed up for unemployment payments. I hope to already have a job by the time they finally get around to sending me any money. It's been so long since I used Unemployment -- and when I did it was in another state, somewhat different rules.

I trust it's still a mind-numbing process to report in every week about all the places you applied at.

Part of the process involves a mandatory visit to a state-sponsored "Job Center", where you are greeted, and you have it carefully explained to you how to use the computer to enter your name and Social Security number, so you can get a username and password.

then she sits you down at a table and hands you a sweet little school-type manila folder, and inside are wondrous things -- like, a checklist feedback kind of sheet so you can score the Job Center on how they helped you.

And even an exciting sheet that tells you how to take a shower and wear deodorant and brush your teeth and use eye drops and wear clothes and everything like that, when you go to a job interview.

Then the lady who greeted you -- a civil servant if ever there was one -- writes down the username for you and misspells it. And cannot figure out how to straighten it out. So you breathe a sigh of relief when she finally staggers off to "help" someone else by misspelling their name and reminding them to take a bath.

Then you sit down at the Magical Job Search Computer and straighten out the trouble yourself with a couple of keystrokes -- after all, you've already set yourself up in the system from your home computer on the 'Net days before.

But this isn't valid until you show up personally to be misspelled at and taught how to wash your hair by the Job Service Staff.

I'm refreshing my acquaintance with all the temp services in town. Worse comes to worse I can take something with them while waiting for my State Job Service Lady to land me some interviews with perverts who want to smell my clean hair.

[Disappointed]

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neandergirl

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<pours cooling drinks passes them 'round> So sorry for everyone's troubles.

[Votive] for better, brighter days.

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Janine

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I can hardly believe this. It's like some sort of cheesy reality TV show.

If I'm reading the signs correctly, the indications, the company that just laid me off has replaced me with what I cynically assumed they would -- someone younger, thinner and blonder.

They've rehired the girl they fired a couple of days before I started work there.

The one who supposedly had such horrendous 'Net-usage? The one who violated all the sundry company policies re: instant messaging and whatnot?

Well, actually, her own personal 'Net activity may not have been all that bad. The way I heard it, she sort of got caught in the wake of the firing of the really jerky manager at a sister location. Probably she had some 'Net interaction with him, and her input was all tied into his problem activity. It was a "fire her, too, or the jerky guy will be able to get a lawyer to put together some sort of lawsuit against the company" sort of advisement from corporate personnel folks.

Well, the same corporate personnel folks have hired her right back. I guess since they are owned by a different master company now, they feel like they can do that.

Either the new company's lawyers are not afraid of that particular sort of nasty lawsuit... or my former "child company" has not informed the "parent company" of the reasons for firing her.

This goes a long way to explain why the disgruntled young lady who was supposed to be informing me about my duties and training me, instead kept me in the dark on a few key points. You wonder if she (consciously or not) was treading water for her much-missed treasured former co-worker.

It might also help explain why the personnel/accounting/payroll people were never advised that I was their contact at my location.

The only reason I even started getting the payroll emails -- semi-monthly emails that explained the way they wanted the calendar divided each pay period -- was because halfway thru my stay there, I personally emailed the headquarters payroll lady and told her I needed to be on her mailing list.

Prior to that the girl who was supposed to be training me would get those emails -- and print one out and hand it to me when she thought of it. Usually when she had some free time to take it over and do it herself anyway...

You'd think the location managers who hired me would have advised the appropriate folk at headquarters. Instead they apparently left that management-type item to the lady who didn't seem too enthusiastic about training me.

Am I whining too much here? Should I not bother to be indignant? It's not like I would want to work there again, anyway, after they treated me this way.

*Sigh*

Not that I have any room to talk about using the 'Net in ways that might bug the companies involved. I'm here talking to you, aren't I?

And of course I'm only going by "indications". I could be totally wrong... "indications" being things the blonde in question has posted on a public message board online. Quelle suprise!

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Janine, in a little while, you are going to look back on this and laugh. And laugh.

And lllaaaauuughh, hahahhahhhahhhhhhhhaaaaa... [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Smile] [Tear] [Frown] [Waterworks]

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Janine

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You know the really weird thing is this --

I have applied to several companies online. They were signed up with my state employment office, or I found their ads thru jobmonster or careerbuilder or some other similar website.

When I type in the lists of skills and duties my two most recent jobs have involved, I get replies back from big time companies about much higher paying positions than I have had in recent years.

If I look up jobs by key words like "Administrative Specialist" I get dumpy little ads that don't even pay as well as I was was getting. If I submit resumes and fill out applications and don't specify what sort of job, the interest "pings" that come back are for much nicer positions.

Hmmm... interesting.

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ken
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quote:
Originally posted by Telepath:
The problem is not that I'm inexperienced as such, but that the recruitment process in software development does not recognize transferable skills.

That tends to be because recruitment is done by agencies who don't understand.

Many, many, years ago I had a similar experience, though luckier than yours because I still had a job. I was thinking of going to contracting which, in those days, paid far more than working for a company. A couple of contractors who worked for us suggested that I apply to their agency. They also recommended meto the agent, saying that I was (in their view) a technical expert in whatever it was (some esoteric bit of mainframe system programming now as obsolete as cahriot driving I expect).

The interview wasn't for a specific job, but just to be on their books for them to try to sell me to their customers. I had two interviews and got turned down because I wasn't skilled enough. In fact no-where near skiled enough. They looked on the interview as more or less of a waste of time and I think they said that to my co-workers who had recommended met. Which surprised them, becuase from their point of view I was the most technically skilled of the lot of them.

I realised that the agency meant soemthing quite different from us by "technical skills".

We meant the ability to do things. Which in the system programming line includes the ability to pick up someone else's software problem and try to fix it even if you haven't ever used that software before.

When the agents said "skillset" (horrible, horrible word) they meant a list of products you had worked with. Ideally a certain number of years using the exact same thing. If not that then a piece of paper from the supplier saying that you had sat through their indocrination and brainwashing course and managed not to criticise the company in the excuse for a test at the end.

(I dislike supplier certification on principle. Too much conflict of interest. I did in fact once do the courses you'd need for an MCSE but never bothered to take the tests because I would rather not have one than have one. But then I had a decent job at the time, which makes it easier to have such principles)

And the reason recruitment agents do this is because they haven't got the slightest idea what they are talking about. If they want someone who can, say, administer an Oracle 10 database on HP Unix, they want someone who has exactly that on their CV. It doesn't matter to them that someone who has used previous versions of Oracle, writes SQL code for a MS SQLserver application, and currently administers an Apache/PHP/MySQL website on Linux, almost certainly has the right skills for the job.

Because they don't know what the words actually mean. To them they are just magic words the customer wrote on a piece of paper. They'd never do anything as icky as actually get involved with programming so they don't really know what they are talking about. And they use vile managementspeak jargon to try to hide that.


In the company I worked for then we has the same problem with recruiting staff through our own company's management. The personell department (or HR or whatever it called itself) had lots of rules and regulations about what qualifications new recruits had to have for particular jobs.

Once we did manage to get somemone they told us we couldn't have, and she was brilliant. They said she didn't have the right experience, but we knew that what she had doen was just as good. They said that she needed a relevant degree or whatever, but we knew that doesn't matter. And they gave her silly personality tests and said that she wasn't a team player or some crap like that. But we felt she would fit in. Which she did.

Sorry, all that was a mild rant.

No real advice to give [Frown]

Except maybe you have a better cance of getting a fair hearing at a place where the recruiting is done by the people you would be working with, rather than by an agency or by some central HR department.

How you find such places I do not know.

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Janine

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By applying to companies that are small enough that there IS no HR department?

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Ken, you are spot on. That's basically what I'm experiencing.

Working with obsolete technologies over the past six years has not helped. Not because I'm unskilled because of it, but because I can't use it to win at buzzword bingo.

I'm going to try to avoid agents for the most part, from now on. I am seeing one on Tuesday, but the fact that he has made an appointment to see me speaks well for him. Also I have a big interview on September 3rd, based on a recommendation from an interview I did last week.

And I did have FOUR interviews last week. That is kind of good (shame I didn't get any of the jobs).

I only need ONE JOB. Is anything too hard for the Lord? Yeah, creating the solar system and the universe and duck-billed platypuses and stuff, okay. But finding ME a job? That'll be impressive.

I seriously think I'm being punished, though I can't figure out what to do to not be punished any more. [Confused] Maybe I'm just being tested, not punished. Or something.

Anyway, thank the Lord that I didn't get the contracting gig... whatever the reasons for my not getting it. At least the company said clearly that the rejection was about them, not me. Which sorta makes it easier. I don't have a job, but they didn't put the boot in or anything.

Between now and September 3rd, I'm going to focus on building up my Java skills in the sense of LEARNING JAVA BY HEART, which is what I need to do to get through an interview. One isn't used to learning programming languages by heart. Oh well.

I NEED you guys' prayers. And ken, your rant was strangely encouraging. Thank you.

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Whatever happened to the "ability to think" and "problem solve" as valued skills? And "knowing where to look" for an answer?

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They test you for those, too. Having those skills isn't enough, that's all.

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[Votive] Telepath
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Ethne Alba
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Dear Heavens!
I'd clean forgetten how much one needs to apply-boot-to-rear with agencies.
Prayers for a pleasant outcome for all concerned would be appreciated. My manners are holding, but only just..........

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Ethne Alba
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hours later: courses have to be completed,
courses i knew nowt about.
boot-to-rear has resulted in one course booked for tomorrow
and another for next week.

How my temper held I shall never know.
But a cup of sweet tea is called for.............

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Janine

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It doesn't help me to tell people I'm a "NASA monkey".

That is, that I am self-taught in use of various operating systems and office suites and programs I have used. I don't know how they work or why they work, and I probably don't know half the correct names.

I just know that if I go here and click there and use this thingy and make up a file out of this, then I can do the work I've set out to do -- if I poke the right buttons I will get my banana.

*Sigh*

I probably ought to just go to work at McDonald's. At least I know how to count back proper change.

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Telepath
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Janine,

May I suggest getting a book out of the library and working through it, noting down the jargon as you go?

I know it's a pain but it will help you to find an impressive way of talking about what you know. Maybe you can even pad your CV with it.

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RE: HR and placement agencies not understanding:

I was checking the latest postings at one of the agencies who've bought my soul, and ran across a gem. The client was seeking an office manager position, with 3+ years experience with Windows Vista. [Roll Eyes]

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quote:
Originally posted by Evensnog:
The client was seeking an office manager position, with 3+ years experience with Windows Vista. [Roll Eyes]

[Razz]

Though of course such people will exist, there will be a few hundred of them out of Microsoft. Though I suspect they won't be going for office manager jobs, unless we include software development managers.

I've been there twice myself. (though not used it to get a job). There was an IBM mainframe system called VM/XA, followed by VM/ESA that I worked on before it was released, because my then employers got involve in a pre-release early support program. And I once put my number of years working with Microsoft Exchange on a CV and got taken up for it because if it was true I'd have been using it a year before it came out. Which of course I had - I went on a Microsoft training course for Exchange about six months before it was released. Again, because my employers were fans of getting in early.

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So, living proof that if anyone ever does live up to the job description, they'll accuse you of lying [Roll Eyes]

A most exciting job interview on Friday. Job description could have been written with me in mind, groovy company in an industry sector so close to my heart I assumed I could just forget about it (that isn't as self-defeating as it sounds, just go with me on that).

If I just don't blow it... [Paranoid]

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Breathe, relax, say lots of positive affirmations to yourself, and
impress the heck out of them!

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Yeah but impressing the heck out of them won't be enough... what else?

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I have been on disability for most of the last three years. Tomorrow (Thursday) I have a meeting with the Regional Minister (read "bishop") about a possible open parish. I am not crazy about moving from Lynchburg, but it is in Virginia (not too from Moo, in fact).

Prayers appreciated. Thanks.

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I had an interview today with a temp agency, and have another interview for an admin position on Monday. I have been looking for a job for the past two months or so. I really need something full-time. I have a part-time job, but that does not pay the bills. I have a gap on my resume for when I was in a car accident and could not work for seven months. I feel as though I am being punished for taking time off because the employers see that gap and just pass me over entirely. I am happy to explain the gap and even put a line about it on my resume, but I have been told to remove it. I don't know what else to do.

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Beautiful_Dreamer, is there a way you could make your employment dates less specific so that you wouldn't be showing a gap? I'm not suggesting deception here, only a reduction in detail about something which you believe is getting you rejected out of hand.

Anyway, today's interview. The job ad could've been written with me in mind, therefore I assumed they would not invite me for interview. They did [Eek!]

They were shy - they were shy - so I gabbled. Probably enough to get me rejected for being "nervous" or simply for talking too much.

Although C++ was listed as an extra skill in the ad, one of them explained that C++ was a big part of his life and I explained that my C++ was quite rusty and therefore I was only comfortable selling C++ as a secondary skill.

Ohhhhhh.

And I gave dumb answers to most of the questions.

And I told the truth, didn't I, when they asked if I had been going to great lengths to find a job in their particular industry as opposed to any other. I haven't, because I worked through this a long time ago and I felt that I wouldn't be using my talents, only watching others use their talents. So along comes an ad for a job in this industry which would fully use my talents and I was overjoyed.

[brick wall] what kind of a gormless answer is that? AND I said it too verbosely and too fast and too long. [Waterworks]

They asked how much money I wanted, and I told them, and they exchanged confirming glances and pleased nods, in the manner of people who have found something at a very reasonable price.

And they'll let me know about second interviews by next Friday.

I feel I made a fool of myself and wasn't an exact enough match to their needs, and should just go away and cease to exist somewhere or something.

Ohhhhh.

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Jengie jon

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Telepath

Just one thought here, if you do not get this job, ask to see your references! I know one friend whose job chances were bollockeds because his previous employer who he had grievances against gave a false reference.

Jengie

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I left the references off this CV, so if they get as far as taking up references, they will have to ask me for them.

Since no-one has actually gotten to the stage of extending an offer yet, I assume references will not come into play. But I have wondered what would happen if a request for references fell into the wrong hands. If someone, rather than asking me for referees simply phoned my previous company and asked for someone from the team I used to work for, the request would go straight to my line manager, who was publicly rejoicing at my redundancy after an extended campaign of grossly misrepresenting my work and discrediting me.

Nobody else in that company would speak badly of my work, but that would be a worst-case scenario. I have two other referees, one of them being my academic supervisor and the other one being the account manager for our team until 2004. Having spoken to the latter, she assured me that there were never any problems whatsoever with my work there; and I have a history with that agency going back years before I started working for that particular company.

After 2004 our team was represented by another agency, whose policy is not to give references, but they will provide a note stating that policy on request.

But there was some contradiction about that. The contact for that agency said she would write me "a good reference", but also asked why I didn't ask my manager for a reference? I didn't want to stir up trouble by shrieking "ARE YOU JOKING?!?" The department manager would give me a good reference (if he could do so and be assured of staying out of trouble), but the line manager would give me the worst reference he could possibly get away with.

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Jen.

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Telepath,

Please don't worry about your interview technique. I went for a job in a careers service, got an interview. I obeyed non of the rules about interviews (mainly as I didn't know any of them) - I wore a pale pink suit (not business like black/grey) I wore a (relatively) low cut top. I wore a skirt with no tights.

I arrived 30 mins early (and I'd wasted as much time as I could on the way, and i'd had a coffee too). I was invited to look round the service before the interview, I didn't.

The the interview proper began. I was asked the first question. 'So JennyAnn, you went to this university, did you use the careers service then?' I hadn't, and I told them as much. somehow manageing to imply I didn't need to as look, i'd got an interview.

I then realised how nervous I was and managed to gab for the entire length of the interview (15 minutes). I walked out of that job interview totally convcinced I had not got the job, and in fact went shopping in comiseration. I spent so long shopping I missed their call at home. They had offered me the job. I rang to accept, and asked if they were sure as i'd interviewed very badly!

They said that they'd loved the fact I gave full answers and my (ok, somewhat bubbly) personality had shone through.

It was the worst interview i've ever had, but i've been in the job 3 years now, they've put so much into training me and are actually funding my MA. I don't earn a lot its true, but I can live on it.

All this because I gabbed like a mad thing through nerves at the interview.

J.

P.s. - I also had an interview for a library job once, when upon being asked what book I was reading totally forgot the title. A full and frank description of the book later, the interviewer kindly reminded me of its title. 'Rebecca'. D'oh!

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JennyAnn, [Killing me] you are the greatest!

Now I'm paranoid about references [Help]

After I got canned, my line manager was making such a public display of slagging me off that the department manager hauled him away for a couple of discussions, after which the blatant slagging-off stopped. Though on one of my last days, the line manager did turn around and give me a lengthy glare, as if he wanted to murder me. I think he would do anything he could get away with.

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Jengie jon

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Telepath

My experience is that quite often people take up references between interview and offer. It seems to be the part that always falls down for you, so it seemed to me worth asking.

Jengie

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But if my line manager were giving references, he wouldn't be putting them in writing. That could get him into trouble.

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Telepath
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Okay, let's think:

- the last one was the contract thing. They never even saw my CV, and I'm pretty sure references had nothing to do with that. I also think that it fell through for the reasons that they said; they weren't ready to do the project.

- the one before that I think also fell through because I had a particular weakness that showed in the interview. So I'm working on that one and will be stronger at it the next time it comes up.

- the one before that supposedly was because of a closer experience match. Since the interviewer offered to recommend me for another company, who have invited me for interview based on what she said, AND they have all my referee details upfront since they ask for them as part of the application process... false references won't be causing me problems there yet.

Hmmmm.

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Jen.

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Can you ask the agencies you are working with to inform you if references are being requested?

As you say, if you have 'available on request' on a CV you should know if they are requested, but if the agencies have them anyway, they could be passing details on.

you could always tell the agency its so you can say thanks to the referee. (say this with a smile on your face and no one will even suspect you have ulterior motives)

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When I talked to the old-account-manager-listed-as-reference, it was pretty clear that nobody had asked her for a reference yet.

The two things I have in the pipeline are not through agencies; yesterday's one I found for myself, and the other was by recommendation from that interview with another company.

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In which case, I wouldn't worry about references.

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The next time something falls through (if it does), I'll take some form of investigative action.

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On interviews I have sometimes been asked, "And what will your references say about you?"

My reply has always been as follows:

"Everyone has their champions and everyone has their detractors. On balance, I think you will find that my references speak very well of me and were delighted with every aspect of my work. But it is impossible to please everyone, and I'm sure you will also find the odd person who didn't share the majority opinion everyone else had of me."

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Telepath, I found myself out of work for six years because my former (temporary) manager left the world's most evil reference in my HR file. (And of course HR lied about its being there). After several hot interviews fizzled, I called a professional reference checking co. and they looked into it. Bingo!

After which the next step is a threatening letter from your lawyer. That often handles it, particularly when it's just one person who' out of line and other, higher up people at the company know you are good. The asshole might get in trouble, too, for exposing the company to liability.

People can and do check references at any point in the process, even before the interview. And lots of them are far too lazy to request the proper references from you (or me). Instead they just look your old company up in the directory and ask for HR.

Given what you've said, I think it's time to have somebody check. Don't do what I did--go for two years thinking it was all my fault--and then, by the time you discover the truth, you've already made the rounds of so many companies that your name is pretty well smeared already.

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