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Thread: Circus: TT&T Redux: The Game of Love
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
Those green antenae look...useful. Are they prehensile?
Can he breathe through them?
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
Can he breathe through them?
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![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
Ah! I get it! A snorkel! (Hmmm, interesting idea...) ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
N0pe. i got the answer to it all. Aren't you glad I am here?
1. Women need to masturbate in order to learn the most effective routes to their personal orgasm. And then speak the hell up.
2. Men need to masturbate in order to train themselves to prolong orgasm. And then they need to ask women some damn questions.
So basically, I am saying that the entire spiritual cosmos revolves around the female orgasm and masturbation. And having some simple goddamn conversations.
Ponder this: Traditional Judaic ... tradition teaches that a female orgasm ensures a male heir. I know, it's biological hogwash, but that's one hell of a tradition in a supposedly patriarchal world. And a tradition fostered by God's Chosen People, no less.
(for the very first time since yesterday, I am wondering what kind of Pope I'd make...)
OK, God has blessed my little offering of a bold new spiritual movement, and has given me a
Holy Writ...
ETA: AHA!
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So here's one more helpful thing you may not know that might help: The clitoris never ages. Once it matures, it maintains its sexual peak for the rest of a woman's life. So, if you aren't on good terms with the clit in your life, it isn't too late to start getting acquainted.
[ 14. February 2013, 19:41: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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alienfromzog
Ship's Alien
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Originally posted by comet:
(um, seriously. I love woodwork. I used to carve masks. we should exchange photos. of our work. ![[Biased]](wink.gif) )
I think we might be in danger of a Heaven thread here but...
Link
AFZ
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An Alien's View of Earth - my blog (or vanity exercise...)
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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(Affecting air of nonchalance)
Interesting. On that note, what do you make of this, theologically?
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So basically, I am saying that the entire spiritual cosmos revolves around the female orgasm and masturbation.
Just sociological curiosity, understand.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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jedijudy
Organist of the Jedi Temple
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
(JediJudy! Holla! High-five, my albuterol-sucking sister!) ![[Overused]](graemlins/notworthy.gif)
Yeah, Kelly! Or, should that be Yyyeeeaaaahhh,,,,Kkkkkeeellllllllyyyy. Still have the albuterol shakes after a nebulizer treatment yesterday. ![[Help]](graemlins/help.gif)
The shaking should be useful, right? ![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif)
No quarters.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Exactly what I was thinking !
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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You know, the only reason why nobody's shut this place down is probably because IF and Pengu won't come near, and I keep the brain bleach handy.
And, well, vain hope that lB might give me the time of day, since Cthulhu's unavailable.
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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lB? I'd thought loquacious Beachcomber got 'imself the boot.
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Hallellou, hallellou
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North East Quine
Curious beastie
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During the kids' bit of Sunday's service, we had "If I were a butterfly" And when we got to the lines "If I were an octopus, I'd thank the Lord for my good looks" and did the tentacle-waving action, I thought of this thread and choked.
I hate you all.
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alienfromzog
Ship's Alien
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Originally posted by North East Quine:
During the kids' bit of Sunday's service, we had "If I were a butterfly" And when we got to the lines "If I were an octopus, I'd thank the Lord for my good looks" and did the tentacle-waving action, I thought of this thread and choked.
I hate you all.
![[Mad]](angryfire.gif) Oi! Who you calling an octopus??!!!
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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I myself feel a measure of pride that we corrupted the Butterfly Song. Fine work, you all. It is an honor to serve with you.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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