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Kelly Alves

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Yeah, you should have stuck around. A crowd gathered, and Cyndi Lauper herself emerged from it an joined me in harmony. Check YouTube, it's all over the place now!

You're just too stupid to understand my statement.

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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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Loquacious beachcomber
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That does seem possible; however, I understand what most people say. For perspective, do many of your friends, family and acquainances have difficulty following your thought process?

When you looked in the mirror today, did you gasp in horror or just accept what you saw there as your present reality?

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TODAY'S SPECIAL - AND SO ARE YOU (Sign on beachfront fish & chips shop)

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Both, actually! [Killing me] Isn't it fun getting older?

[Here's one I used on someone once:]

If your professor didn't call you on that, you should be refunded your tuition.

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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balaam

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Why thank you. Have you got the cheque?

I have house plants with a higher IQ than you.

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Smudgie

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In that case I'd be very careful - houseplants with the intelligence of a genius may suddenly decide that it's you that needs pruning!

I see you didn't have time to tidy up

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Miss you, Erin.

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Bean Sidhe
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I know. Once I'd finished my dissertation, taken Kofi Annan's call and citizens-arrested the burglar, the day had simply flown. What have you been up to?]

Looks out of kitchen window - 'I pay a lovely little man to do our garden, do you want his number?'

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lilBuddha
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You are so very kind to offer, thank you! He can help keep up what I have worked so hard to achieve.

There is a girl at my salon who does wonders with even the most hideous rat's nest. Would you like me to set an appointment for you?

[ 17. November 2012, 16:10: Message edited by: lilBuddha ]

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Hallellou, hallellou

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churchgeek

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I don't have rats in the house, but thank you. If I ever spot any, I'll keep that in mind.

I see you're growing your hair out. I always hate that phase when you just can't do anything with it.

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Firenze

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And I just have to toss it back in its natural untamed splendour.

Don't you think it's time you stopped wearing turquoise glitter eyeshadow at your age?

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Bean Sidhe
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Sweet of you to care, but I think it keeps me safer cycling after dark.

You have such lovely teeth. Where did you get them?

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His lips are moving.


Danny DeVito

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I inherited them from my mother.

The children of teachers and preachers are always the worst behaved, aren't they?

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Miss you, Erin.

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balaam

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So which was your mother, teacher or preacher?

Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own

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Don't you know that size doesn't matter? Besides, I'm often accompanied by the great minds behind great books.


Where did you get that ugly painting? A garage sale?

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--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")

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Smudgie

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Yes, it was a real bargain. It's an antique, you know, and will make a fortune when I sell it at auction.

You look like you've been dragged through a hedge backwards

(I just know what Kelly's answer to this would be!)

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Miss you, Erin.

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jacobsen

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It's the latest windswept look - you're obviously not keeping up!


I see you're into the vintage look

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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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pjl
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Yes, at the moment I'm into antiques, can I buy you a drink?


Was that your wife I saw you with last night?

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Smudgie

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No, it was yours!

It must be lonely having such a minority taste in music

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Miss you, Erin.

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jacobsen

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We do pay a price for our good taste.


I know a remedy for thinning hair - would you like it?

[ 21. November 2012, 06:52: Message edited by: jacobsen ]

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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Gwai
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Oh, don't you worry, loves, they say the hair will come back when I stop taking chemo.

But surely someone with as many degrees as you have could be making smarter choices.

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A master of men was the Goodly Fere,
A mate of the wind and sea.
If they think they ha’ slain our Goodly Fere
They are fools eternally.


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kankucho
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Try not to be so self-deprecating. I don't mind your company at all.

Are you a born idiot, or do you have to practise?

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Kankucho Bird Blues

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Bean Sidhe
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Every day, I so envy your instinctive flair for it.
You incense-swinging tat queens really get up my nose, in every sense.

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jacobsen

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My wife feels the same way, but hey, in church I'm the boss.


Don't you ever brush your teeth?

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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Yes, but I'm going to be a patient for a dental student's final exam, and the instructors advised me to have my teeth nice and messy! And I get free dental work! w00t!


Ohmygosh, you live in THAT house? What'd you do, find it in a Dumpster??

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--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")

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jacobsen

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Isn't it awful? But we're taking part in a TV makeover. Wait till you see it in six months.


I see you're wearing your other suit.

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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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balaam

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Other than the birthday one? Yes, don't want to frighten the horses.

When there's no more to be said on a subject we can be certain you'll still be saying it.

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Someone has to have the last word.

You're still using that old technology?

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jacobsen

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I'm a Luddite at heart and cling to tradition.


I see you are running after the latest novelty again.Haven't you learned by now that if you wait a year the product will be freer of bugs and much cheaper?

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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Chorister

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I look so cool being the latest trendsetter - and graciously spare you any silly mistakes into the bargain. What's not to like.

What the Dickens are you still doing singing those old songs in that old choir?

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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.

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jacobsen

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Have you heard the belt sound of the youngsters? The old songs are the best, and so is the old choir's technique. The ignorance of some comments has to be heard to be believed, but now you at least know where the quality is. Thank you for giving me the opportunity of enlightening you.


Leggings? Did you forget your skirt?

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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Ariston
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Have you seen me in a skirt? It's quite fetching, actually. I don't like causing car crashes from when people turn around to get a second look, though—I know, I know, you wouldn't understand.

Dear Lord, were you born in a barn?

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Kelly Alves

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You were there, Mom, you know I was. And OK, I'll turn the water into wine, stop nagging me.

You are such a show-off. What makes you think you are so special?

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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kankucho
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I have it on the highest authority. Mine.


Well, thank you for your free and frank opinions. They were worth every penny.



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Kankucho Bird Blues

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Adam.

Like as the
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They are indeed worth every penny in the universe. It's good for my soul to give them away for free.

It's such a shame you can't afford nice things, isn't it?

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Ave Crux, Spes Unica!
Preaching blog

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Smudgie

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It's a good thing that the best things in life are free, isn't it?

Are you going to put something smart on before you go out? (said just after you've got yourself ready!)

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Welease Woderwick

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Oh, I hope you don't mind, I borrowed this out of your wardrobe, retro is "in" these days.

Are you ever going to submit any homework?

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Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details

What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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pjl
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You mean I can bring my girlfriend to school.


When are you going to buck up your ideas?

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Chorister

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I have this great idea to play Buckaroo.

Why can't you ever listen?

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jacobsen

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When you say something worth hearing, I will.


Everytime I go near you, there's an odd smell.

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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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kankucho
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Yes, I've noticed that too.

'I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception.

[ 09. December 2012, 20:16: Message edited by: kankucho ]

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jacobsen

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It's my voice which is memorable.


( Said with intolerably lofty kindness) - Let me do that - it's so easy. You look as if you could do with a rest.

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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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balaam

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You always wait for something easy before you offer to help.

If you were any more stupid you would photosynthesise in sunlight

[eta - stolen from an old Hell thread, years ago.]

[ 10. December 2012, 12:07: Message edited by: balaam ]

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jacobsen

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What can you expect of a lily of the field?


Don't worry - I know you did your best.

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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Bean Sidhe
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Oh dear, you're so generous I must confess... I was actually stitching you up. Quite successfully as it happened. Now I feel awful, will you forgive me?

Your old vinyls are amazing, I've not heard the Osmonds in years! I was more Dylan and Leonard Cohen myself.

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How do you know when a politician is lying?
His lips are moving.


Danny DeVito

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jacobsen

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Yes I can see how Cohen would feed your rather self indulgent depression. But we do have the capacity to change our feelings, and I'm more for an upbeat mood.


[This seems to be rather on the I refuse to be insulted, but I don't mind insulting you, lines.)


Said by an adjudicator at a competition I'm sure with some more rehearsal the choir will manage to get it right.

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claret10

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Who said we were trying to get it right?

That is a good idea, even though you suggested it.

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Just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does

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Welease Woderwick

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Thank you, thank you, thank you - you see my judgement is improving.

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What an appalling taste in dress you show these days!

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Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details

What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Smudgie

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quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
Thank you, thank you, thank you - you see my judgement is improving.

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What an appalling taste in dress you show these days!

Oh, I am so surprised you think so. I had taken you as my role model.

You used to be so much more astute

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Bean Sidhe
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Not at all, it's just that at last you're catching up with me so I no longer dazzle. Well done!

Your boy's the spitting image of my trainer! Who do you use?

[ 18. December 2012, 23:58: Message edited by: Bean Sidhe ]

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How do you know when a politician is lying?
His lips are moving.


Danny DeVito

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jacobsen

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Oh I think he's better looking than your old boot.


You used to be such a nice child...

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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Raptor Eye
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Thank you! It was a good foundation for who I am today.

You look like a sack of potatoes tied up in the middle.

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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10

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