My profile login | | Directory | Search | FAQs | Board home   Printer-friendly view   » Ship of Fools   » Ship's Locker   » Limbo   » Circus: Sine Nomine Training Grounds (Page 4) Email this page to a friend or enemy.   Pages in this thread: 1  2  3  4  5    Source: (consider it) Thread: Circus: Sine Nomine Training Grounds Smudgie Ship's Barnacle # 2716 Posted                        Yes, the rustic look really accentuates my tiny waist, doesn't it? Did your hair have a battle with the lawn mower last night? I see the lawn mower won! [ 28. December 2012, 15:46: Message edited by: Ariston ] -------------------- Miss you, Erin. Posts: 14382 | From: Under the duvet | Registered: Apr 2002  |  IP: Logged Gwai Shipmate # 11076 Posted                        Well, in about four hours, it will all be in dreads. In fact, why don't you come help. That would speed things up! Your friends are so interesting. S looks like she walks around with her head permanently in the clouds. -------------------- A master of men was the Goodly Fere, A mate of the wind and sea. If they think they ha’ slain our Goodly Fere They are fools eternally. Posts: 11914 | From: Chicago | Registered: Feb 2006  |  IP: Logged Raptor Eye Shipmate # 16649 Posted                       Yes she is tall and elegant, isn't she? Your legs are so thin they look like a couple of brittle twigs. -------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10 Posts: 4359 | From: The United Kingdom | Registered: Sep 2011  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                        Fantastic in trousers, aren't they? Thin legs denote a wonderfully low BMI. You should try to get yours down, too. -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Gwai Shipmate # 11076 Posted                        Oh I was reading just yesterday that those of us with a slightly higher BMI are actually healthier. When it looks like I can be both beautiful and long-lived, why settle for less? Speaking of settling for less, I met your husband at the grocery story Tuesday morning. Is he ever going to get a job? -------------------- A master of men was the Goodly Fere, A mate of the wind and sea. If they think they ha’ slain our Goodly Fere They are fools eternally. Posts: 11914 | From: Chicago | Registered: Feb 2006  |  IP: Logged Chorister Completely Frocked # 473 Posted                          You met him at the grocery store because he is the Managing Director. Of all the stores with the same name in the whole of Great Britain. At school you were so shy and mousy looking that I didn't really notice you. -------------------- Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change. Posts: 34626 | From: Cream Tealand | Registered: Jun 2001  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                        And now you do. Bless! You're a shelf stacker in a supermarket? How pleasant to have such an undemanding job. -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Gwai Shipmate # 11076 Posted                        Yeah, writing masterpieces is fun and renumerative, but I find that if I spend too much time with the intellectual elite, I forget how the rest of you actually talk. Now you're just whining. You should be grateful you have it easier than your grandparents! -------------------- A master of men was the Goodly Fere, A mate of the wind and sea. If they think they ha’ slain our Goodly Fere They are fools eternally. Posts: 11914 | From: Chicago | Registered: Feb 2006  |  IP: Logged Kelly Alves Bunny with an axe # 2522 Posted                        Yeah, I guess it does sound like that. I was just trying to tone it down, because it's gotten back to me that, when I talk about all the wonderful, marvelous things that are happening in my life that aren't happening in yours, you complain about me bragging. Guess I have to hit that golden mean, eh? It's useless answering your questions about baseball. You'll never appreciated it like I do. (Another Momism) -------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003. Posts: 35076 | From: Pura Californiana | Registered: Mar 2002  |  IP: Logged Raptor Eye Shipmate # 16649 Posted                       I must allow you to think that there's one thing you know more about than me. Your beard looks as though a bird has nested in it. -------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10 Posts: 4359 | From: The United Kingdom | Registered: Sep 2011  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                        Oh good - I was going for the Biblical look. Fee, fie, foe, fum, I smell the - oh, it's you. -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Gwai Shipmate # 11076 Posted                        Ah, so I see I succeeded in looking and even smelling English. Wonderful! Now, I'm certainly not trying to criticize you or anything, but I thought you might want to know: No one likes what you've been doing lately and <hordes of insults that clearly originate from the speaker not some mysterious group of nay-sayers> -------------------- A master of men was the Goodly Fere, A mate of the wind and sea. If they think they ha’ slain our Goodly Fere They are fools eternally. Posts: 11914 | From: Chicago | Registered: Feb 2006  |  IP: Logged Raptor Eye Shipmate # 16649 Posted                       Some people simply don't want us to change things for the better. Don't you have trouble eating without putting your teeth in? -------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10 Posts: 4359 | From: The United Kingdom | Registered: Sep 2011  |  IP: Logged Kelly Alves Bunny with an axe # 2522 Posted                        The guys kinda like it. HEY, NOW! What have you done with your life? Loser! -------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003. Posts: 35076 | From: Pura Californiana | Registered: Mar 2002  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                        I prefer to concentrate on the things I can take with me when I die. Do you really find that all your many expensive possessions compensate for the lack of love in your life? -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Smudgie Ship's Barnacle # 2716 Posted                        Yes Now, what was it you wanted to borrow? You shouldn't worry about still being single as, by the time they get to your age, men are usually looking for the "second time around". -------------------- Miss you, Erin. Posts: 14382 | From: Under the duvet | Registered: Apr 2002  |  IP: Logged Chorister Completely Frocked # 473 Posted                          That's funny, I did notice your husband taking great interest in me the other day. My grandmother wore a coat just like that when it was in fashion. -------------------- Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change. Posts: 34626 | From: Cream Tealand | Registered: Jun 2001  |  IP: Logged Gwai Shipmate # 11076 Posted                        Maybe I'm bringing it into fashion again then. I've had three compliments on it just today! Oh my! Your outfit today is very original. It reminds me of a ostrich really. -------------------- A master of men was the Goodly Fere, A mate of the wind and sea. If they think they ha’ slain our Goodly Fere They are fools eternally. Posts: 11914 | From: Chicago | Registered: Feb 2006  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                        That's an ostrich,as a matter of fact. I always feel that good use of language is what really defines us. My mother always said that you milked your greater age. -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Raptor Eye Shipmate # 16649 Posted                       Maturity sweeps the floor with the green broom. My word, you do look ill! -------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10 Posts: 4359 | From: The United Kingdom | Registered: Sep 2011  |  IP: Logged Gwai Shipmate # 11076 Posted                        Ah, so I am getting better with makeup. Think the boss will send me home without me having to lie and say I'm sick? Why don't you grow up and wear normal clothes? -------------------- A master of men was the Goodly Fere, A mate of the wind and sea. If they think they ha’ slain our Goodly Fere They are fools eternally. Posts: 11914 | From: Chicago | Registered: Feb 2006  |  IP: Logged Smudgie Ship's Barnacle # 2716 Posted                        Why, are you after my hand-me-downs? I guess you're not bad for your age -------------------- Miss you, Erin. Posts: 14382 | From: Under the duvet | Registered: Apr 2002  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                        You underestimate me. I can be very, very bad indeed. We really do love you, in spite of everything. -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged TomOfTarsus Shipmate # 3053 Posted                       Then you are indeed fine Christian people! I suppose I may grace you with my presence more often! Do you have to talk that way? I've completely had it with your fart talk! (Actual example of my dear beloved's complaint to her brother!) -------------------- By grace are ye saved through faith... not of yourselves; it is the gift of God; not of works, lest any man should boast. For we are His workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath ... ordained that we should walk in them. Posts: 1570 | From: Pittsburgh, PA USA | Registered: Jul 2002  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                        Look on the bright side - I don't try to ignite them. It's been so peaceful while you were away. -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Smudgie Ship's Barnacle # 2716 Posted                        I'm glad it didn't all fall apart without me - it was peaceful where I was too You're really helpful when I'm trying to make a decision - I get your advice and then do the opposite, it always works! -------------------- Miss you, Erin. Posts: 14382 | From: Under the duvet | Registered: Apr 2002  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                        I know - it's a pleasure to manipulate you. You bring stubborn to previously unknown levels of impenetrability. -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Sir Kevin Ship's Gaffer # 3492 Posted                           What? Are you accusing me of being a goat? My, that is a long skirt! Even the newest Supreme Court justice wears one shorter than that and she likely has better legs! -------------------- If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction Dietrich Bonhoeffer Writing is currently my hobby, not yet my profession. Posts: 30517 | From: White Hart Lane | Registered: Oct 2002  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                        I only show my legs to very close friends. Said to a dear friend - Wow - shaving your beard off has changed you completely. You look like an Irish estate agent. -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Raptor Eye Shipmate # 16649 Posted                       Thank you. My healthy colouring really comes through now, eh? You trumped-up big-head! -------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10 Posts: 4359 | From: The United Kingdom | Registered: Sep 2011  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                        I'm so sorry - I had really no intention of making you feel insecure. Late again? You're so laid back you're practically horizontal. -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Raptor Eye Shipmate # 16649 Posted                       It's the reason I'm never off sick, stress is so harmful to our health. Your teeth look like a piano keyboard! -------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10 Posts: 4359 | From: The United Kingdom | Registered: Sep 2011  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                        You noticed I've had them done! Thank you! I could see you were in difficulties there. Do ask for help when you need it. -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged pimple Ship's Irruption # 10635 Posted                        Gosh, you're so kind. I have a spare hour or two now. Your place or mine? Is this your, um, hat? -------------------- In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill) Posts: 8018 | From: Wonderland | Registered: Nov 2005  |  IP: Logged Gwai Shipmate # 11076 Posted                        No, it's my meh hat. My umm hat is much stranger looking. How on earth did you manage to live on your own for so many years? -------------------- A master of men was the Goodly Fere, A mate of the wind and sea. If they think they ha’ slain our Goodly Fere They are fools eternally. Posts: 11914 | From: Chicago | Registered: Feb 2006  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                        High standards and inner strength. It was great to meet your partner. I see your lame duck proclivities are alive and well. -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Kelly Alves Bunny with an axe # 2522 Posted                        Birds of a feather, as they say. I don't know why you're so pleased with yourself. Anyone could have done that. [ 02. February 2013, 05:58: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ] -------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003. Posts: 35076 | From: Pura Californiana | Registered: Mar 2002  |  IP: Logged Boogie Boogie on down! # 13538 Posted                       Thank you so much for noticing that I was the one who chose to do it. Do you have to pick your nose in public? -------------------- Garden. Room. Walk Posts: 13030 | From: Boogie Wonderland | Registered: Mar 2008  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                        Darling, you are not public. You are very specially you. Have you tried charcoal biscuits for your flatulence? -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Smudgie Ship's Barnacle # 2716 Posted                        I decided against it as they clearly don't work for you. Were you aware that you have a pimple right on the end of your nose? It looks very unsightly! -------------------- Miss you, Erin. Posts: 14382 | From: Under the duvet | Registered: Apr 2002  |  IP: Logged Kelly Alves Bunny with an axe # 2522 Posted                        Hm. Maybe if I grew one on the left things would balance out. ( high--fives self-- I like that one.) (Here's one from my ex) Your sister can really cut a rug. She sure blew you away tonight. [ 03. February 2013, 03:13: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ] -------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003. Posts: 35076 | From: Pura Californiana | Registered: Mar 2002  |  IP: Logged Smudgie Ship's Barnacle # 2716 Posted                        Yes, we take it in turns in rug cutting, as good sisters do, so we don't both steal the limelight. I sent you this postcard of a Yak because something about it reminded me of you -------------------- Miss you, Erin. Posts: 14382 | From: Under the duvet | Registered: Apr 2002  |  IP: Logged Boogie Boogie on down! # 13538 Posted                       Ohhh thank you - they are such gentle animals, aren't they Your sermon was so boring I counted ever tile on the roof. -------------------- Garden. Room. Walk Posts: 13030 | From: Boogie Wonderland | Registered: Mar 2008  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                        As good a way of meditating as any - I'm glad the sermon started you off. That's a very interesting dress. Did you make it yourself? -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Raptor Eye Shipmate # 16649 Posted                       Yes it is interesting, isn't it? The home made look always demands a premium. Thank you for noticing. You walk like a duck. -------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10 Posts: 4359 | From: The United Kingdom | Registered: Sep 2011  |  IP: Logged ChaliceGirl Shipmate # 13656 Posted                        ..and if I quack like a duck and talk like a duck...I'm a DUCK! Oh, you're as pretty as the rest..you just need a nosejob, that's all. [ 07. February 2013, 18:03: Message edited by: ChaliceGirl ] -------------------- The Episcopal Church Welcomed Me. "Welcome home." ++Katharine Jefferts Schori to me on 29Mar2009. My KJS fansite & chicksinpointyhats Posts: 710 | From: Philadelphia, PA, USA | Registered: Apr 2008  |  IP: Logged Kelly Alves Bunny with an axe # 2522 Posted                        (Ooh! I've actually gotten this one before!) Yeah, but there is such a thing as being too pretty. If you really want to shine, you have to be unique. So I find my bigass, bumpy nose really puts that extra dash of the exotic on my otherwise boringly stunning features. You know, you live in a dreamworld of self-congratulation. Wake up and face the fact that you have a face like a hippo's backside. [ 07. February 2013, 19:06: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ] -------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003. Posts: 35076 | From: Pura Californiana | Registered: Mar 2002  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                        Nice of you to include me. We hippos should stick together. Are you aware that no matter what the topic, you always bring the conversation round to yourself? -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Smudgie Ship's Barnacle # 2716 Posted                        But let's not talk about me, what about you? I photocopied these important papers before giving them to you as I know you'll only go and lose them -------------------- Miss you, Erin. Posts: 14382 | From: Under the duvet | Registered: Apr 2002  |  IP: Logged Raptor Eye Shipmate # 16649 Posted                       That's good, you can use the reverse sides to draw on when I don't. Is that the smell of your fish dinner clinging onto your clothes? -------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! 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