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Ultraspike
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Yes, we all know by now that George W. is the antichrist. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) As for this Armageddon scenario, those fundies and antifundies have all been reading too many Left Behind novels. But I think the OPer must also come from a very shallow gene pool, regardless of his native state. ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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duchess
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Originally posted by Sarkycow:
Great duchess. Dubya, bible thumping, Myers-Briggs, "liberal" as an insult, and your ass - all that post needed was your Magic 8 ball, and I'd have been forced to flame you outta Hell, and into TnT (or something).
You're edging up my most-hated list (Sine is still on top - which must be something he rarely hears ![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif) )
Your declaration of hate for my MG8 ball butt makes me proud you limey wench. I wear it like a medal. Sign might get excited if you keep flaming his gentle ash heap. Go easy now.
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Alt Wally
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Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water
That's right, SEE you meat puppets at the Rapture!
HA HA HAHA HAHA HA
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RooK
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Gotta hand it to duchess, she does manage to make Dubya seem not quite so amazingly stupid.
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QLib
Bad Example
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Originally posted by The Prophetess:
I'm still trying to figure out how foil hats fit into the picture. Let me guess---they block the radio waves with which the governor of Tennessee is trying to control one's thoughts?
I think that, in your haste to roast an unwary newbie, you and several others have missed a note of self-mockery here. I suggest that RipshodPrym8 knows that his theory is just a tad off-the-wall and is, in fact, stating the most extreme version of a paranoia that many of us, in a milder form, may share (as Buzzy Bee and others have indicated). ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
[ 17. April 2004, 09:29: Message edited by: Qlib ]
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Tortuf
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Originally posted by Sarky in one of the rare moments when her keeper accidentally lets her close to a computer, quote:
In summaryl: I hate most of you, especially Sine, Tortuf and Grits.
Had I deigned to read anything in Hell lately I would have read this little jewel before now. However, I spend my time with the grownups in Purgatory. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif) So there.
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FatMac
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Awww crap! I've got about 4 hours of work to do before tomorrow's service, it's 20 to midnight and I just wasted 5 minutes reading that drivel. I want my minutes back...
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irreverentkit
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quote:
Originally posted by Janine:
Yeah, my end time is all that is important to me...
But I am a Bush supporter anyway.
Hey, anyone got a link to somewhere that will show me how he stands on all that end-times bushwa?
Janine!!! And here I thought you were perfect in all ways. All but this, alas.
I know Bush's current "pastor" (Episcopal priest). The senior Bushes are typical mid-stream Episcopalians. George W. is a Methodist (I think because of Laura), but in town he attends the Episcopal church. While he may have broad support among evangelicals/fundamentalists, he is much more a mainstream Protestant.
Ashcroft, now he's an entirely different piece of work!
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Sine Nomine*
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Originally posted by Sarkycow:
(Sine is still on top - which must be something he rarely hears)
I cannot let this vile canard pass unchallenged. Except it's true. Otherwise I'd challenge it.
I do, however, hope your tent collapses on you next time you're at Camp Colditz. In the middle of the night. In a big rainstorm.
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Sine Nomine*
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quote:
Originally posted by Ultraspike:
I think the OPer must also come from a very shallow gene pool, regardless of his native state.
Do you know why it's so hard to solve redneck murders?
There are no dental records, and all the DNA evidence is the same.
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mousethief
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quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Do you know why it's so hard to solve redneck murders?
There are no dental records, and all the DNA evidence is the same.
Ba-dum-bum-CHING!
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Siegfried
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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
quote:
Originally posted by Ultraspike:
I think the OPer must also come from a very shallow gene pool, regardless of his native state.
Do you know why it's so hard to solve redneck murders?
There are no dental records, and all the DNA evidence is the same.
This thread was worth reading after all! ![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
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Nicolemr
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ya' know duchess, people like ultraspike occationally worry me: witty, urbane, rational, conservetive bush-supporters that you can still have a decent conversation with. it shakes my pre-concieved notions, and rattles my world.
then i read something from you, and alls well with my world again.
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Nicolemr
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ya' know duchess, people like ultraspike occationally worry me: witty, urbane, rational, conservetive bush-supporters that you can still have a decent conversation with. it shakes my pre-concieved notions, and rattles my world.
then i read something from you, and alls well with my world again.
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Grits
Compassionate fundamentalist
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quote:
Originally posted by JohnBoot:
Mr. Sarkycow is a she?
Sine, why don't you take this one? You know you want to.
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The Bede's American Successor
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quote:
Originally posted by Grits:
Maybe he was actually just told to "go to hell" and assumed it was an invitation to repost.
Easy mistake to make, for such a hellish post.
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Sine Nomine*
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quote:
Originally posted by Grits:
quote:
Originally posted by JohnBoot:
Mr. Sarkycow is a she?
Sine, why don't you take this one? You know you want to.
Johnny has a lot of gender-recognition problems. He thought Ultra was a "he" also. Apparently anybody who's aggressive must be a man. Guess he doesn't get out much.
(Actually, according to Opthalmos, Sarky, until very recently, was a lesbian. Surprising, but apparently he has secret sources of information. Although I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't wear jockey shorts.)
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duchess
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RooK& NicholeW: It ain't rocket science to exclaim geninue joy at the selection of leader I have. It also helps me to sleep at night, knowing both of you clueless people live far away from me ..faaarrr from Silicon Valley. Bite me. I say that dripping with Christian Charity.
[edited cuz I made up my own nicknames for them & then changed my mind to be cruel to be kind]
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The Bede's American Successor
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Originally posted by duchess of delights:
RooK& NicholeW: It ain't rocket science to exclaim geninue joy at the selection of leader I have. It also helps me to sleep at night, knowing both of you clueless people live far away from me ..faaarrr from Silicon Valley. Bite me. I say that dripping with Christian Charity.
Governor Ah-nold?
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Sine Nomine*
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You know, duchess, Bush & Co. steal from your pockets for the benefit of the rich and corporations while pandering to your social and religous prejudices. They can't really change society by governmental decree, yet they get people like you to vote for them while screwing you and yours.
It's incredible, really. One would have to laugh, if it wasn't so pathetic.
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Nicolemr
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bite you? sorry duchess (and please note, _i_ spelled _your_ name correctly, sorry you aren't capable of the same courtasy towards me, not that i'm greatly surprised) but you are very much _not_ my type. in any way.
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JohnBoot
BOOTED
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quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Johnny has a lot of gender-recognition problems. He thought Ultra was a "he" also. Apparently anybody who's aggressive must be a man. Guess he doesn't get out much.
(Actually, according to Opthalmos, Sarky, until very recently, was a lesbian. Surprising, but apparently he has secret sources of information. Although I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't wear jockey shorts.)
Um, too much information.
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duchess
Ship's Blue Blooded Lady
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Originally posted by nicolemrw:
bite you? sorry duchess (and please note, _i_ spelled _your_ name correctly, sorry you aren't capable of the same courtasy towards me, not that i'm greatly surprised) but you are very much _not_ my type. in any way.
After a few tries you did nicolemrw and I appreciate it. Thanks for for setting me straight, I can sleep better at night now.
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duchess
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quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
You know, duchess, Bush & Co. steal from your pockets for the benefit of the rich and corporations while pandering to your social and religous prejudices. They can't really change society by governmental decree, yet they get people like you to vote for them while screwing you and yours.
It's incredible, really. One would have to laugh, if it wasn't so pathetic.
You know, I felt the same way about Clinton & Co. sadly and also about my Democrat Mayor in San Jose. Especially when it comes to teachers in my Valley and housing for the poor.
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Nicolemr
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yes, i'm sure that the disapointment's easier to deal with than the uncertainty.
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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duchess, does it not bother you that a greater and greater proportion of the nation's wealth is being held by a smaller and smaller percentage of the population?
That fifteen million dollar co-ops on Park or Fifth are being snapped up in under a month? That the Ritz-Carlton, Central Park South, is offering condos at twenty-four million? And expects to easily sell them?
Do you really not undertand that the Republican Party is taking advantage of your frontier, American Protestant prejudices to get you to vote for them?
It makes me sick to my stomach. It really does.
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jlg
What is this place?
Why am I here?
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Sine, darling, go have a drink and then polish some silver. You're starting to get all Purgatorial on us, and, well, that's just not done here in Hell.
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Sioni Sais
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Apropos previous umpteen posts (except immediately prior) and a fair few threads hereabouts.
Is it just me or will Hell be full of American politics? I thought ours were bad.
At last, a reason to be saved. Once people are told about that they will be falling over themselves to get to church, finda minister, you name it.
![[Yipee]](graemlins/spin.gif) ![[Cool]](cool.gif)
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Sine Nomine*
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I'm sorry. Middle-class people who vote for Bush make me angrier than a guest at my table using the wrong fork. It makes me crazy.
I do need to go check the boullion spoons, however. Haven't used them for a while. And my sister is coming for Sunday dinner tomorrow. I'll get to hear how hateful my brothers have been to her. We still haven't determined who stole my mother's engagement ring. Everyone denies it.
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Anna B
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Originally posted by duchess of delights:
It ain't rocket science to exclaim geninue joy at the selection of leader I have.
I'm still trying to get over this statement. It's one thing to vote for the guy, but to feel "genuine joy"? Sounds like someone's been doing some genuine drugs.
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Sioni Sais
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Originally posted by The Prophetess:
quote:
Originally posted by duchess of delights:
It ain't rocket science to exclaim geninue joy at the selection of leader I have.
I'm still trying to get over this statement. It's one thing to vote for the guy, but to feel "genuine joy"? Sounds like someone's been doing some genuine drugs.
Well, there is such a thing as "Fake Joy", but it should probably be discussed on TnT.
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Nightlamp
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That certainly was one of the dullest OP's ever in Hell.
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chive
Ship's nude
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You read it? I'm impressed. I'm going to print it off in an attempt to cure my insomnia.
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Frater_Frag
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Odd... I have always considered Foil to be the kind of practise weapon that I teach four times a week... ![[Two face]](graemlins/scot_twoface.gif)
Foil Fencing...
Picture
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
They can't really change society by governmental decree, yet they get people like you to vote for them while screwing you and yours.
Still, if they're screwing her, then at least she's getting some.... Unlike poor ol' Sine ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
*snicker*
btw Sine, it doesn't rain at Camp Colditz. There the sun always shines - even in the middle of the night. Or was that just the searchlight?
Oh, and Hoppy probably thought I was a lesbian because I turned him down at Greenbelt. Or didn't even talk to him. Or something equally as terrible.
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duchess
Ship's Blue Blooded Lady
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Sign, I can't get into it now cuz I have given the 411 on my views too many times to count in here. I hate to appear to be reasonable or well-read, therefore I stay in hell and just trade insults. It's better that way for all of us.
If I breathe one word of why I vote the way I do, I get a carload of serious responses that force me to think and argue. I ain't down with that right now, I would rather finish buying some plants for my patio darlin'.
[one word]
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
(Actually, according to Opthalmos, Sarky, until very recently, was a lesbian. Surprising, but apparently he has secret sources of information. Although I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't wear jockey shorts.)
Note to Sine: Having re-read the thread, it has become clear to me that Hoppy thought you were a lesbian female (as opposed to a lesbian male, one wonders?) until last week. See, Hoppy says "Did you know that I thought you were a lesbian female until last week, Mr. Ship's Bastard?"
Never mind Sine. I'm sure that your essential maleness finally shone through. Just as soon as you stopped talking about icecream forks. And losing fights to the girls (i.e. Grits and me).
Sarkycow
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KenWritez
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Originally posted by GoldenKey:
Even if that's *one* of the problems of his administration, I think there are others--lust for oil, greed, ego, empirism, massive incompetence, delusion, elitism,...and just generally not being nice.
You mean his administration is just like every other? ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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Sine Nomine*
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Originally posted by Sarkycow:
if they're screwing her, then at least she's getting some.... Unlike poor ol' Sine
If poor ol' Sine isn't getting screwed, it's because he frequently finds himself in bizarre situations where the instinct for self-preservation kicks in and he thinks to himself "Self, this is way too weird. Get the hell out of here before you have to make an emergency call to Tortuf."
So far I've managed to avoid appearing on a police report.
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Sine Nomine*
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Originally posted by Sarkycow:
I'm sure that your essential maleness finally shone through. Just as soon as you stopped talking about icecream forks. And losing fights to the girls (i.e. Grits and me).
You know, hon, one of the few advantages of middle age is that I could give a flying fuck about "essential maleness". I wash my "essential maleness" whenever I take a shower. Other than that, I don't worry about it, and just try to be me, as pitiful as that sometimes is, ice cream forks and all.
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Grits
Compassionate fundamentalist
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I think it's time you two lesbians kissed and made up.
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Sine Nomine*
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No. I won't do it. She always wants to be on top. And she won't share the strap-on.
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Liopleurodon
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Won't share the strap on? What in the world do you do with a strap on if you're not prepared to share it? I can't imagine how that would be any fun at all.
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Martin60
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Do any of you know what picture Reagan had on his desk whenever he spoke to Sharon?
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KenWritez
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A pic of Sarky and Sine wearing a strap-on?
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Martin60
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Of a little Palestian girl mutilated in an Israeli air raid.
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Nightlamp
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Originally posted by chive:
You read it? I'm impressed. I'm going to print it off in an attempt to cure my insomnia.
OK I plead guilty for only reading a few lines but i got the general drift and was amazed that anyone would think it was interesting.
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jlg
What is this place?
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OK, 'fess up, did anyone actually read every single word of the OP?
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