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Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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Dearest Tomb,
Thank you for your kind words! I have no sympathy for the fact that you haven't had a gin in a while and quite frankly I wouldn't even contemplate sharing my wine with you.
May your toe nails rot and drop off.
Most sincerely,
Dolphy. [Snigger]

Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.

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Havinnng surfed off on the babyboard to rescue an apparennntly distressed (bloody womennn, huh!) Miss Molly from the wicked & evil nnnunnns and get my latest offsprinnng back, I find myself in a compromisinnng positionnn. Againnn. [Embarrassed]
Reachinnng the nnnunnnnnnery, I prepared to swash some buckle & leapt gloriously over the 8' wall but unfortunnnately my fishnnnet rope severed on the razor wire and I crashed headfirst through a stained glass window to lannnd atop the Mother Superior just as she was sayinnng the last prayer of Matinnns. She was nnnot impressed and spouted forth ( [Flaming] ) some unnngodly curses uponnn my me.
So, I am nnnow trussed up in the bell tower by my ownnn (well, my wife's) fishnnnet stockinnngs. They have tied me directly onnnto the mainnn bell and every hour on the hour I get struck and rinnnnnnnnngggggggggg.
Oh, nnnnnnnnooooooooo, it is nnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnn. [Eek!]

I wrestled with God, and lost by two falls & a submission.

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Ship's Barnacle
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Olorin! Have you dropped a clanger?

Miss you, Erin.

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