My profile login | | Directory | Search | FAQs | Board home   Printer-friendly view   » Ship of Fools   » Ship's Locker   » Limbo   » Hell: What I did on shore leave (Page 4) Email this page to a friend or enemy.   Pages in this thread: 1  2  3  4    Source: (consider it) Thread: Hell: What I did on shore leave dolphy Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity # 862 Posted                        Dearest Tomb, Thank you for your kind words! I have no sympathy for the fact that you haven't had a gin in a while and quite frankly I wouldn't even contemplate sharing my wine with you. May your toe nails rot and drop off. Most sincerely, Dolphy. -------------------- Looking forward to my rock moving closer again. Posts: 15134 | From: my camper van | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged Olorin Shipmate # 2010 Posted                          Havinnng surfed off on the babyboard to rescue an apparennntly distressed (bloody womennn, huh!) Miss Molly from the wicked & evil nnnunnns and get my latest offsprinnng back, I find myself in a compromisinnng positionnn. Againnn. Reachinnng the nnnunnnnnnery, I prepared to swash some buckle & leapt gloriously over the 8' wall but unfortunnnately my fishnnnet rope severed on the razor wire and I crashed headfirst through a stained glass window to lannnd atop the Mother Superior just as she was sayinnng the last prayer of Matinnns. She was nnnot impressed and spouted forth ( ) some unnngodly curses uponnn my me. So, I am nnnow trussed up in the bell tower by my ownnn (well, my wife's) fishnnnet stockinnngs. They have tied me directly onnnto the mainnn bell and every hour on the hour I get struck and rinnnnnnnnngggggggggg. Oh, nnnnnnnnooooooooo, it is nnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnn. -------------------- I wrestled with God, and lost by two falls & a submission. Posts: 390 | From: Hammersmith, London | Registered: Dec 2001  |  IP: Logged Smudgie Ship's Barnacle # 2716 Posted                        Olorin! Have you dropped a clanger? -------------------- Miss you, Erin. Posts: 14382 | From: Under the duvet | Registered: Apr 2002  |  IP: Logged Pages in this thread: 1  2  3  4    Printer-friendly view Go to: Select a board: Category: Ship's business -------------------- The Styx Category: Community discussion -------------------- Heaven Purgatory Hell All Saints Category: Special interest discussion -------------------- Ecclesiantics Kerygmania The Circus Dead Horses The Eighth Day Category: Ship's Locker -------------------- Glory Limbo Category: Things we did -------------------- Nativity Play Auctions The Laugh Judgment The Da Vinci Code Chapter & Worse Contact us | Ship of Fools | Privacy statement © Ship of Fools 2016 UBB.classicTM 6.5.0