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Thread: Hell: Today I consign to hell--II
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Louise
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# 30
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Today I consign to hell -ME - for having forgotten my keys *&%$£"!!! People who think they have a right to know where I am and for me to be contactable to them 24hours a day and who can't handle it if I'm away from my phones for a few days. It's NONE of their *&^%$£"!!! business! Now I have to calm down and explain to this person tomorrow, that No, I have not been kidnapped by aliens, and no, it is none of her business where I've been. And I'm not very good at dealing with these things calmly. All this because I went away for some peace and quiet...
L.
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babybear
Bear faced and cheeky with it
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quote: Originally posted by Louise: All this because I went away for some peace and quiet...
how about saying "Thanks for your concern. I just fancied a few days away from things. It was absolutely lovely!" and then walk off in a dreamy fashion.... OR
"It is none of your business where I was, or who I was with, or what I was doing. No, no. I refuse to answer any questions on the grounds that it might incriminate me." You would have to start that one with a slight smile, then increase the size of the smile until you were grinning from ear to ear. bb
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Louise
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Praise be! Prayer has occasionally been known to work even on my short temper.Managed to listen almost calmly to the recitation of the extremely non-urgent matter, said person had thought it worth leaving five increasingly hysterical messages on my phones for. Due to wonderful display of 'pretending to care' I managed to avoid any awkward questions as to where I'd been, instead of being instantly at the beck and call of person with not-very-urgent-or-important query. Not sure that 'Lord teach me to pretend to care!' is exactly a wonderful motto, but it's an improvement on screaming 'Tell it to someone who cares!!!' down the phone. Eventually I'll work up to the 'actually caring' bit - but I'm not there yet! Louise
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Cusanus
Ship's Schoolmaster
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Uruguay
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
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I guess that means we lost, ay?
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sakura
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You could say that - lost three nil.
-------------------- Keep me as the apple of Your eye. Hide me under the shadow of Your wings.
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Alan Cresswell
Mad Scientist 先生
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I presume you mean a particular sports team from Uruguay rather than the whole country?
-------------------- Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it.
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Newman's Own
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This being a shopping season, I am sure many of us have visited online sites which sell books, videos, and the like and invite customer reviews. Often, I'll admit I find these useful, but I do consign to hell those who "review" a book without referring to its contents or style (many of which begin with something like "Oprah chose this one"); who don't realise that a film review is intended to comment on its own merits, and that no one gives a damn whether "she's my favourite actress"; those which assume that C. S. Lewis is a heathen (or the equivalent); or, worst of all, those who write their review only to blast other reviewers who didn't agree with them. Somehow, the moment I see anything such as "it is for the whole family," I know it is a loser.
-------------------- Cheers, Elizabeth “History as Revelation is seldom very revealing, and histories of holiness are full of holes.” - Dermot Quinn
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sharkshooter
Not your average shark
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The flu...all 4 of us had it this weekend (imagine the smell (there should be a "smilie face" for this, but I can't decide which one)). Fortunately, we are all recovering now.
-------------------- Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O LORD, my strength, and my redeemer. [Psalm 19:14]
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blackbird
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does your state practice the death penalty? if it does, make a display about being opposed at all costs. if it doesn't, do the opposite. ham it up.
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tomb
Shipmate
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quote: Originally posted by sharkshooter: ... or, be a tax auditor - defense attornies do not like anyone who has anything to do with any kind of law enforcement
Thanks for the suggestions, guys. Actually, I've always found an almost foolproof method of avoiding jury duty is to wear a tie. Scares the defense attorneys, because they figure nobody in professional dress will be sympathetic to their client (a lawyer told me about that particular dodge). As to the death penalty, Colorado does have the death penalty, but the summons was for county, not district court--which probably means civil and not criminal cases, so shall most likely not have to worry about that. Unless, of course, the damn district attorney decides to empanel a Grand Jury to investigate the Grinch or somesuch. And in spite of being completely opposed to the death penalty, I'll probably be so querulous that close to Christmas that I'll scream "Off With Their Heads" and they'll carry me out of the box feet first having a fit.
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Newman's Own
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Clichés.Today, following a week when lots of pain had been amplified, I was in such depression and tension that I felt tears coming while I was in my office, and I slipped outside, to an area where I thought no one was. I didn't realise that someone else was nearby, and saw the tears on my cheeks. Her immediate response was, "There are people in the world who have it worse than you." (For the record, she had no knowledge of what was paining me.) Yes - indeed there are! I'm not terminally ill, or being bombed in Afghanistan, or sleeping in the street. But does that mean my own pain is "invalid"?! It reminds me of a man I knew , who, if he saw anybody in pain, would say, "You woke up this morning! Lots of people didn't!" True! And they are the lucky ones!
-------------------- Cheers, Elizabeth “History as Revelation is seldom very revealing, and histories of holiness are full of holes.” - Dermot Quinn
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Joan the Outlaw-Dwarf
Ship's curiosity
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(((Newmann)))
-------------------- "There is a divine discontent which has always helped to better things."
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Joan the Outlaw-Dwarf
Ship's curiosity
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[oops, one n, sorry]
-------------------- "There is a divine discontent which has always helped to better things."
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Qestia
Marshwiggle
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Oh, Newman's Own, I hate to think of people being such jerks to you, or you being in pain period. I always read your posts eagerly, knowing that you will always be adding something thoughtful and kind. So I second Joan's hug.
-------------------- I’m on Aslan’s side even if there isn’t an Aslan to lead it. I’m going to live as like a Narnian as I can even if there isn’t any Narnia.
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Newman's Own
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Thank you, Qestia and Joan! I'm so grateful for your affirmation that I'll not even use the board to pour out all the things that are tearing me apart!
-------------------- Cheers, Elizabeth “History as Revelation is seldom very revealing, and histories of holiness are full of holes.” - Dermot Quinn
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Ariel
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Today I'm roasting Personnel people who advertise a job on a Friday, but don't send you the stuff until two days before the closing date, so you have only one evening to write an outstanding and well-considered application before you have to post it the next morning in the hope it will get there for the following day. Idiots.
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Nicolemr
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ticth the jerk whos been running a scam on the library for several years now involving identity theft and fraudulent library cards, leading to massive amounts of stolen material, and causing me to get a piteous phone call from a guy today who's the latest victem. grrrrrr.......
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sharkshooter
Not your average shark
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TICTH freezing rain and th quarter inch of ice on the sidewalks and streets
-------------------- Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O LORD, my strength, and my redeemer. [Psalm 19:14]
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tomb
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# 174
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For heaven's sake, Shark, you live in Canada, and it's almost December.Deal with it. Perhaps you and the Coot could get together and trade complaints. I can imagine it now: "I'll see you a chillblain and raise you two prickly heats." Of course, the two of you could establish a Subscription Service and both move to the tropics. But then, I daresay, you'd be complaining about the Inexorable Fungus that was slowing absorbing your extremities. There's no pleasing some people.
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Tumbleweed
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TICTH Four-inch flying cochroaches and barely-scopic ants that come by the score
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Moo
Ship's tough old bird
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quote: Originally posted by chive: TICTH the nameless (Thomsons) phone directory people who mistakenly put my name in the phone book as belonging to a construction company. Obviously this results in dozens of irritating calls from people looking for builders, work or to sell me things I don't want.<snip> AAAAAAARRRGGGHHH - have just spent a night shift planning reprisals (he he he wicked laugh). Could I possibly piss them off as much as they have me. Suggestions on a postcard please.
quote from Islandexile ------------------------------------------ TICTH Four-inch flying cochroaches and barely-scopic ants that come by the score ------------------------------------------- Maybe Islandexile could send you some of his cockroaches and ants to pass along to the directory people. Moo
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Reepicheep
BANNED
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TICTHthe A$$holes who are having a party right outside my bedroom window, right now. myself - for feeling so crappy, I forgot to go and buy fruit. and this virus, because it won't go away. Angel
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Nunc Dimittis
Seamstress of Sound
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TICTH my bowels. Grrrr Just when I get on holidays my IBS decides, "hey, she's taking a break - let's make her take frequent breaks in her favourite place - the lavatory!!!"
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Tim V
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TICTH the ways blokes' brains are wired which involves becoming some sort of dribbling grunting idiot whenever the girl in front of whom they really don't want to appear stupid turns up. I would like categorically to state that I am actually pretty funny and bright, most of the time but for some reason all this girl has to do is appear in my field of view and I just can't string a sentence together. Plus, the effect seems to obey some sort of inverse-square law so the closer she gets the more tongue tied I get. Why? Does this get better as you get older? I am 20, for goodness sake...
-------------------- Scots steel tempered wi' Irish fire. Is the weapon that I desire.
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Qestia
Marshwiggle
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quote: Originally posted by Arietty: Re people who say you could be worse off - my parents were great for that, I suffered from depression for most of my childhood & adolescence, whenever I was asked why I looked so miserable and said I felt sad, I would get a big lecture on how other people were worse off, I had nothing to be depressed 'about' and then a long list of people who were cheerful under terrible circumstances. On one memorable occasion I was told 'at least you've got legs'!!
My mother used to tell me (this AFTER my first suicide attempt) "You could be happy if you wanted to be." Maybe that's true for the much of the population, but what I really needed, and never got for any effective period, was professional HELP! But I'm better now regardless, so I guess I must have chosen happiness at some point? ****************** TICTH my group project. Of course the big research paper for my first graduate-level course is a group project--otherwise the professor would have to read all those extra papers! So instead of our paper, due Wednesday, being done by now, it is still being squabbled about. I and one other person had made an effort to WRITE something for the paper before the whole group met Saturday for what was supposed to be a run-through of the whole thing to put it into a final draft. I had been e-mailing the first draft (which barely included half what the final draft will) to all the group members for 3 weeks BEGGING them to add to it so we wouldn't have to write the paper from scratch on Saturday. Well they couldn't be bothered to, so Saturday we met for hours. After arguing for hours over what one section of the paper should contain, I asked that we just leave what we had written for now and continue on to make a draft of the next two sections. At which point one of the non-contributers says to me, "But we HAVE to finish this now, it's due Wednesday!" Well, no kidding! That's why I'd been begging her to write something before then. We ended up never getting farther than that section so I had to write the results and discussion on my own as well as the abstract and making 4 charts and now I am e-mailing the file around begging them to look it over before Wednesday. And the chance of them doing so is nil.
-------------------- I’m on Aslan’s side even if there isn’t an Aslan to lead it. I’m going to live as like a Narnian as I can even if there isn’t any Narnia.
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tomb
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# 174
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TODAY I CONSIGN TO HELL the mindless piece of cat vomit who called in a Bomb Threat to my son's school.The younger children ended up cowering in the basement of a nearby building while the older students stood in the cold at the edge of the parking lot ("out of the way of flying debris if anything happens" according to the SWAT commander). This is Jefferson County, for God's sake, home of Columbine High School. When a co-worker ran up to me and told me that "something bad is happening at your son's school" I thought I was going to be sick I was so frightened. It was a hoax, of course. Good thing I'm not liable to get my hands on the little bastard, though, before the Law catches him. I'd rip off his testicles and stuff them in his ears (I imagine they'd be just about the right size to fit.) And this on the day after the State Department issues another warning about "unspecified terrorist threats." There isn't enough Gin in the world to calm me down right now. tomb
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Joan the Outlaw-Dwarf
Ship's curiosity
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((((tomb))))
-------------------- "There is a divine discontent which has always helped to better things."
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