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Highlander
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...a strange man in the market of Jerusalem who claimed to be descended from Moses. He also claimed to know the whereabouts of...
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... a large number of dried Philistine foreskins. Some archaeologists speculate that these may have been used in an early version of the game "Tiddlywinks". This view is ...

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...a mysterious station that is not shown on any maps of the London underground but is known to all followers of...

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...highly suspect to say the least. however, reports that the holy grail was....

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...made of plastic...

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quote:
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... a large number of dried Philistine foreskins. Some archaeologists speculate that these may have been used in an early version of the game "Tiddlywinks". This view is ...




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... have been greatly boosted following the rediscovery of an original Jacobean manuscript. This clearly shows that the KJV is a mistranslation; and "Palestine" should read "Plasticine" throughout.
This, combined with the previously mentioned "q" source, leads logically to the assertion that...

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Possible Ending:That the world is a funny old place and we'll never understand it.So why bother?Anyone coming down the pub?

Carrying On? That the hallucogenic properties of Plasticine which have been kept secret for years actually allow us to empathise with other creature.Certain colours correspond to certain enviroments.Blue for Aquatic Animals.Green for Grass dwelling animals and Orange for the animals which dwell inside the core of the earth.A whole civilization devoted to their worship was wiped out in 2000BC by...

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...a rather nasty ear infection that did cause them to expire in agony. This was caused by....

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...ignoring your mother when she told you not to stick your finger in your ear, as you didn't know where it had been.

That reminds me of another story--this was told to me by this guy I met at the pub, who swore it happened to his mother's neighbor's cousin's hairdresser. It seems that he had recently visited...


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the antarctic continent, on a penguin sightseeing tour, when he....

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quote:
Originally posted by nicolemrw:
the antarctic continent, on a penguin sightseeing tour, when he....

saw a strange, robed figure, frozen in a huge block of ice...as he walked towards the iceblock it began to crack and...


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.....and thaw and ultimately said to him
"Can you tell me please which is the right road to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgerychwyrndrobwllllantissilioogogoch?
I've been here for the last twenty centuries and I think I've got lost..."
Whereupon it started to....

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...rain very confused looking marmosets. Now this was a lucky break, as everyone knows that marmosets are vital for the preparation of...
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...Chelsea Hotel Muffins. The recipe for these is so exorbitantly priced (in addition they have cornered the market in marmosets) that...

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...people are spreading the recipe around the Internet for free, to keep people from being charged for the recipe. The recipe, interestingly enough, is usually also accompanied by a warning, written by officer Stan Gleason of the Kalamazoo, MI PD, cautioning readers...
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"Chelsea Marmoset Muffins: Warning, these muffins may contain traces of marmoset. Also, sleeping tablets may cause drowsiness and Superman pajamas do not enable the wearer to fly."

This warning has achieved cult status amongst young...


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...Conservatives. It is read out with great solemnity at their annual dinner dance in Winchester , immediately before the ritual of...

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...engaging in ritualistic and bizarre sex practices.

Iain Duncan-Smith, one of their highest-rankiang acolytes...

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...and High Priest of the Royal and Ancient order of Xrmphz, personally sacrifices several virgins wearing twin sets and pearls(The virgins, not him). These virgins....

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...are actually alien/human hybreds, and haivng "relations" with one will cause....

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...have an irresistible urge to hide beneath cars in mall parking lots, waiting for...
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...christmas. At the annual gathering of "Illuminati for Free Speech"...
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quote:
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...christmas. At the annual gathering of "Illuminati for Free Speech"...

The chairman of the board was thrown out for swearing. As he wandered the streets desperately trying to remember where he parked his car he met....


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...a maiden dressed in samite of the purest white, carrying a long sharp sword and leaving a trail of water and pond weed. She asked....

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...."excuse me sir, do you know the shortest bus route to tintagel?" he replied.....

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".....Oh,dear.The X34 has just gone....you can get there with the X42,but you'll have to change at Swansea, Inverness and Carmarthen.In that order".....whereupon she expostulated.....

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...this sharp weapon I am carrying was one from a whole set of swords bought in 1969 by John Lennon from the proceeds of ...

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...the sale of his grandmothers false teeth which had originally belonged to....

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...his grandmother.

Surprisingly enough, this reminded me of the story which was told me by a (conveniently) deaf window-cleaner from Shoreditch, who had an debilitating addiction to campanology (but that is another story). He told me that his Guatamalean lover's poodle's gynacologist had once driven down a remote country lane late at night, and in the headlights of his hearse saw...

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...a patch of mist that looked suspiciously like a normal patch of mist....

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..but closer to, resolved itself into a veritable spectral crowd, including a wan girl in a party dress, a highwayman hanged on the spot 200 years ago, an anomalous big cat and a visitant from the future, who...
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Promptly began to have an argument. Each insisting that the others could not possibly exist. Suddenly they all looked upward hearing the sound of a......
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....descending dirigable filled with lamenting neopagans....

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....playing digeredoos which had been used to smuggle uranium out of the Northern Territory for supply to ...

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...the Trilateralist commission. They planned to use the uranium to construct...
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... a teleporter to communicate with the lizards. The main drawback with this was that the lizards were massive Elvis fans, and ...

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have all set off on a life-long quest to prove he's not dead. They've come up with some interesting evidence, which...

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...all other authorities refute with great scorn, this has caused them to withdraw to their stronghold at....

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an undisclosed location deep in antarctica. this mountain stronghold is also home to....

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...the pixie liberation front....

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Editorial Request
Could we try to include UM references or conspiracy theory references in each installment? Otherwise, this is just devolving into a generic story relay.
Thanks.

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quote:
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Editorial Request
Could we try to include UM references or conspiracy theory references in each installment
Thanks.

Hey Siegfried out of the last 7 postings (before yours) I could point all of those back to UM's (except the pixie liberation front ... and that is simply because I have been keeping away from the PLF because at my height I would be in great danger from them)

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Oh? I didn't recognize several of the references, then. For example--the stronghold in Antarctica and the uranium smuggling?

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Oh? I didn't recognize several of the referencese--the stronghold in Antarctica and the uranium smuggling?

Sieg


OK: Stronghold in Antartica; inhabited by aliens or alien lizards or Nazis is the usual one for that: anyone gonna help me with a location for that... and if it doesn't exist time for us to create it!

Found one....here!

AUTHOR: Vesco, Renato and Childress, David Hatcher
"Nazi UFO's" get major play here, along with the claim of a Nazi escape after the war -- to Antartica?!?

Uranium smuggling is usually a UM created by governments to justify bombing small countries to smithereens (despite their own capabilities to annhilate the whole planet).

As to Uranium smuggling, loadsa stuff on the net about this. Specific to Australia, not so much since it is spent uranium which is most dangerous (and the digereedoos was my poetic licence, yes). Here's one Aussie set that mentions smuggling.

Do you want answers for the others too Siegried?

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...who went in search of Santa Claus and found him living in Spain. He was wearing blue at the time and they asked him if he had ever met Brian. santa refused to either confirm or deny that he had met this semi-legendary figure. Meanwhile, in their cavern under Harvard university, the Skull & Bones society was carrying out on of their sinister occult rituals, when they had finished they met up with the freemasons and went down the pub (whose sign shows a triangle with an eye in it). When George Bush tried to pay for a round with a cheque he found he couldn't because he did not have a number on his wrist or forehead. Shortly after this, on a lonely country lane in Yorkshire, a young couple were stopped by...


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Nice one!

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a man, asking for change for a fiver. when they obliged, he pocketed the money, and in a hushed voice, warned them not to...

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...listen to a word he was about to say. However, they ignored his warning and listened in awe as he told them about the UFO which had crashed just half a mile up the road sometime in the 1960s. He offered to show them the sight. They noticed he was wearing a name badge, it said "BRIAN". He got in to their car and gave them directions as they drove. When they reached the location they saw that Brian had vanished. They looked around the alleged crash sight but found little evidence of a UFO. Assuming they had been tricked, they got back in to the car and drove home. Watching the news the next morning they found out that, had they taken their intended route, they would almost certainly have...
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arrived in no time at all. Spooky, huh?
Send this to all your friends. If u send it to ten people, you...

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