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Highlander
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...a strange man in the market of Jerusalem who claimed to be descended from Moses. He also claimed to know the whereabouts of...
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Ham'n'Eggs
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... a large number of dried Philistine foreskins. Some archaeologists speculate that these may have been used in an early version of the game "Tiddlywinks". This view is ...
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Kitten
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...a mysterious station that is not shown on any maps of the London underground but is known to all followers of...
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Nicolemr
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...highly suspect to say the least. however, reports that the holy grail was....
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Kitten
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...made of plastic...
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Phil R.
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... have been greatly boosted following the rediscovery of an original Jacobean manuscript. This clearly shows that the KJV is a mistranslation; and "Palestine" should read "Plasticine" throughout.
This, combined with the previously mentioned "q" source, leads logically to the assertion that...
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Kitten
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...a rather nasty ear infection that did cause them to expire in agony. This was caused by....
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Nicolemr
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the antarctic continent, on a penguin sightseeing tour, when he....
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Stephen
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.....and thaw and ultimately said to him
"Can you tell me please which is the right road to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgerychwyrndrobwllllantissilioogogoch?
I've been here for the last twenty centuries and I think I've got lost..."
Whereupon it started to....
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Stephen
'Be still,then, and know that I am God: I will be exalted among the nations and I will be exalted in the earth' Ps46 v10
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Siegfried
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...rain very confused looking marmosets. Now this was a lucky break, as everyone knows that marmosets are vital for the preparation of...
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Ham'n'Eggs
Ship's Pig
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...Chelsea Hotel Muffins. The recipe for these is so exorbitantly priced (in addition they have cornered the market in marmosets) that...
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Siegfried
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...people are spreading the recipe around the Internet for free, to keep people from being charged for the recipe. The recipe, interestingly enough, is usually also accompanied by a warning, written by officer Stan Gleason of the Kalamazoo, MI PD, cautioning readers...
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Kitten
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...Conservatives. It is read out with great solemnity at their annual dinner dance in Winchester , immediately before the ritual of...
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Kitten
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...and High Priest of the Royal and Ancient order of Xrmphz, personally sacrifices several virgins wearing twin sets and pearls(The virgins, not him). These virgins....
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Nicolemr
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...are actually alien/human hybreds, and haivng "relations" with one will cause....
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Siegfried
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...have an irresistible urge to hide beneath cars in mall parking lots, waiting for...
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Highlander
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...christmas. At the annual gathering of "Illuminati for Free Speech"...
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Kitten
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...a maiden dressed in samite of the purest white, carrying a long sharp sword and leaving a trail of water and pond weed. She asked....
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Nicolemr
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...."excuse me sir, do you know the shortest bus route to tintagel?" he replied.....
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Stephen
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".....Oh,dear.The X34 has just gone....you can get there with the X42,but you'll have to change at Swansea, Inverness and Carmarthen.In that order".....whereupon she expostulated.....
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Stephen
'Be still,then, and know that I am God: I will be exalted among the nations and I will be exalted in the earth' Ps46 v10
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Late Quartet
Irredeemably speciesist?
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...this sharp weapon I am carrying was one from a whole set of swords bought in 1969 by John Lennon from the proceeds of ...
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Kitten
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...the sale of his grandmothers false teeth which had originally belonged to....
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Kitten
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...a patch of mist that looked suspiciously like a normal patch of mist....
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Firenze
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..but closer to, resolved itself into a veritable spectral crowd, including a wan girl in a party dress, a highwayman hanged on the spot 200 years ago, an anomalous big cat and a visitant from the future, who...
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Sue of Visions
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Promptly began to have an argument. Each insisting that the others could not possibly exist. Suddenly they all looked upward hearing the sound of a......
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Nicolemr
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....descending dirigable filled with lamenting neopagans....
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Late Quartet
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....playing digeredoos which had been used to smuggle uranium out of the Northern Territory for supply to ...
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Siegfried
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...the Trilateralist commission. They planned to use the uranium to construct...
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Ham'n'Eggs
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... a teleporter to communicate with the lizards. The main drawback with this was that the lizards were massive Elvis fans, and ...
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Stoo
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have all set off on a life-long quest to prove he's not dead. They've come up with some interesting evidence, which...
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Kitten
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...all other authorities refute with great scorn, this has caused them to withdraw to their stronghold at....
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Nicolemr
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an undisclosed location deep in antarctica. this mountain stronghold is also home to....
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Kitten
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...the pixie liberation front....
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Siegfried
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Editorial Request
Could we try to include UM references or conspiracy theory references in each installment? Otherwise, this is just devolving into a generic story relay.
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Siegfried
Life is just a bowl of cherries!
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Late Quartet
Irredeemably speciesist?
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quote:
Originally posted by Siegfried:
Oh? I didn't recognize several of the referencese--the stronghold in Antarctica and the uranium smuggling?Sieg
OK: Stronghold in Antartica; inhabited by aliens or alien lizards or Nazis is the usual one for that: anyone gonna help me with a location for that... and if it doesn't exist time for us to create it! Found one....here! AUTHOR: Vesco, Renato and Childress, David Hatcher
"Nazi UFO's" get major play here, along with the claim of a Nazi escape after the war -- to Antartica?!? Uranium smuggling is usually a UM created by governments to justify bombing small countries to smithereens (despite their own capabilities to annhilate the whole planet). As to Uranium smuggling, loadsa stuff on the net about this. Specific to Australia, not so much since it is spent uranium which is most dangerous (and the digereedoos was my poetic licence, yes). Here's one Aussie set that mentions smuggling. Do you want answers for the others too Siegried? 
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Siegfried
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Nice one!
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Siegfried
Life is just a bowl of cherries!
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Stoo
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a man, asking for change for a fiver. when they obliged, he pocketed the money, and in a hushed voice, warned them not to...
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Highlander
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...listen to a word he was about to say. However, they ignored his warning and listened in awe as he told them about the UFO which had crashed just half a mile up the road sometime in the 1960s. He offered to show them the sight. They noticed he was wearing a name badge, it said "BRIAN". He got in to their car and gave them directions as they drove. When they reached the location they saw that Brian had vanished. They looked around the alleged crash sight but found little evidence of a UFO. Assuming they had been tricked, they got back in to the car and drove home. Watching the news the next morning they found out that, had they taken their intended route, they would almost certainly have...
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Stoo
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arrived in no time at all. Spooky, huh?
Send this to all your friends. If u send it to ten people, you...
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