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quote:
Originally posted by RooK:
throbbing snobbery

I'm stealing this. you can't stop me.

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You need to add to that the "thrumming jealousy" of a few years back. Golden words.

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quote:
Originally posted by AristonAstuanax:
Shhh, even mentioning that would be beneath him. He has more important things to do, like copying Amazon customer reviews and posting them in the book thread.

Clever - some one is doing some research. The reviews on Amazon that I summarise on these boards are, in fact, my own - they have my name against them.

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quote:
Originally posted by Curiosity killed ...:
I just wish I recognised one of the books I've read and leo's review as the bearing some relation to one another.

Well, I have written reviews in peer-reviewed academic journals.

Maybe you don't read those sort of books.

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Leo, you are such a snobbish cunt.

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It's all well and good to be the sort that is smarter and knows more than everyone else, Leo, but some of us have the decency to not lord it over everyone.

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quote:
Originally posted by RooK:
Please, just stop deluding yourself.

If leo did that there would be nothing of him left.

Zach82, if you think leo's claims to superiority have any actual basis, you haven't read enough of his posts.

Still waiting to hear what was Islamic about the book thread call.

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quote:
Originally posted by leo:
quote:
Originally posted by Curiosity killed ...:
I just wish I recognised one of the books I've read and leo's review as the bearing some relation to one another.

Well, I have written reviews in peer-reviewed academic journals.

Maybe you don't read those sort of books.

Wikipedia doesn't count, please try again.

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quote:
Originally posted by leo:
I have written reviews in peer-reviewed academic journals.

Have I ever mentioned Queen Elizabeth waved at me once? It's true. I swear.

(Somehow when I imagine leo's peers, Pee-wee Herman comes to mind.)

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quote:
Originally posted by leo:
quote:
Originally posted by Curiosity killed ...:
I just wish I recognised one of the books I've read and leo's review as the bearing some relation to one another.

Well, I have written reviews in peer-reviewed academic journals.

Maybe you don't read those sort of books.

Peer-reviewed. Ah yes. You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

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posted by Leo the not-so-great
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Well, I have written reviews in peer-reviewed academic journals.

Well get you, you fatuous dribbling old goat. [Projectile]

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quote:
Originally posted by leo:
Well, I have written reviews in peer-reviewed academic journals.

And, as someone else who's done the same, let's burst your bubble for a moment: book reviews in academic journals don't mean shit. They're pretty much just CV padding, writing/dealing with journals practice for grad students, or something the journal sticks at the back to make its pages come out to a multiple of 16. Any fool can write one—Hell, they let me do it!—since all that's required is someone handing you one of the fifteen thousand books a journal's office gets every week and you writing some BS about something pretty much nobody else (especially the people who let you write the review) will ever read.

So don't act like you're special for doing something I'd reckon more than a few people here on the Ship have done.

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quote:
Originally posted by AristonAstuanax:
So don't act like you're special for doing something I'd reckon more than a few people here on the Ship have done.

You forgot to mention they let you keep the books - specialist academic publishers charge like a wounded rhino for those things. [Yipee]

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I'll see you a Queen, Sine, and raise you a not-quite-recognised-as-a-saint-yet - Mother Teresa - I was prayed over no less. That's what makes me the nice hellhost.

I don't know if it elevates me above the level of Leo's contempt though ...

[ 12. August 2011, 19:53: Message edited by: Think² ]

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quote:
Originally posted by leo:
Well, I have written reviews in peer-reviewed academic journals.

I expect you probably have, but that isn't really what the book thread is about. It's not really about posting frequent reviews of what you read for work, or something you've been asked to read, or something you've been paid a fee for reading. It's more about what you read for pleasure and what's made a particular impression on you. We could probably all post about what we read because we have to, or what we read for work, and it would likely make for some pretty uninspiring reading, worthy though it is.

Go on, read something frivolous for a change. It'll do you good.

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quote:
Originally posted by Think2:
I'll see you a Queen, Sine, and raise you a not-quite-recognised-as-a-saint-yet - Mother Teresa - I was prayed over no less. That's what makes me the nice hellhost.

I don't know if it elevates me above the level of Leo's contempt though ...

A Premiership Footballer's Dog barked at me once. I don't know why, the telescopic zoom lens was none of its business ...

I also once met someone who was so ignorant he'd never even heard of leo. But he's not worth bothering about, because he had different views from leo on Judaism and Islam, and was therefore obviously an Islamophobic anti-Semite.

[ 12. August 2011, 20:00: Message edited by: Ricardus ]

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quote:
Originally posted by leo:
Well, I have written reviews in peer-reviewed academic journals.

You do know you're not supposed to write in the margins of library copies of journals, because the librarians get quite cross with you when you do.

[edited because I can't spel.]

[ 12. August 2011, 21:58: Message edited by: Spiffy ]

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quote:
Originally posted by Think²:
I'll see you a Queen, Sine, and raise you a not-quite-recognised-as-a-saint-yet - Mother Teresa - I was prayed over no less. That's what makes me the nice hellhost.

I don't know if it elevates me above the level of Leo's contempt though ...

I'm gonna trump with Jimmy Swaggart. (and I swear to God I babbled in tongues as I fell over from his prayer...)

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quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
quote:
Originally posted by leo:
I have written reviews in peer-reviewed academic journals.

Have I ever mentioned Queen Elizabeth waved at me once? It's true. I swear.

(Somehow when I imagine leo's peers, Pee-wee Herman comes to mind.)

I once exchanged the peace with Mr. Rogers...

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Chorister

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This exchange reminds me of those 'Do you know who I am?' nursing home jokes.

Although this one is better.

I somehow imagine Leo as the invigilator and RooK as the student.

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Is it a nursing home joke? I thought it was a restaurant joke...
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quote:
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Is it a nursing home joke? I thought it was a restaurant joke...

The one I know is:

Nurse: I'm afraid I can't let you in, sir.
Important Visitor: Excuse me, do you know who I am?
Nurse: No, dear, but if you go and ask the ward sister I'm sure she'll be able to tell you.

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quote:
Originally posted by Siegfried:
I once exchanged the peace with Mr. Rogers...

Mr Rogers?
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quote:
Originally posted by Evensong:
quote:
Originally posted by Siegfried:
I once exchanged the peace with Mr. Rogers...

Mr Rogers?
Not... surely not...the great Will Rogers?
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The real problem I have is that all the famous people I know are either scientists or SF/F authors - who are highly regarded in their field, but pretty much unknown outside.

Just like me [Waterworks]

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quote:
Originally posted by Ricardus:
The one I know is:

Nurse: I'm afraid I can't let you in, sir.
Important Visitor: Excuse me, do you know who I am?
Nurse: No, dear, but if you go and ask the ward sister I'm sure she'll be able to tell you.

Apparently Southwest Airlines has instructed its agents to do this when someone demands immediate service, saying, "Do you know who I am?" The agent takes the microphone and announces, "There is a man here who does not know who he is. If anyone can identify him, please come to the Southwest desk." Naturally, the self-important individual wilts.

My son-in-law saw this happen once, and I have heard the same story from others.

Moo

[ 13. August 2011, 12:45: Message edited by: Moo ]

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quote:
Originally posted by leo:
quote:
Originally posted by AristonAstuanax:
Shhh, even mentioning that would be beneath him. He has more important things to do, like copying Amazon customer reviews and posting them in the book thread.

Clever - some one is doing some research. The reviews on Amazon that I summarise on these boards are, in fact, my own - they have my name against them.
Are you going to withdraw your imputation of plagiarism re- the above?

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quote:
Originally posted by Chorister:
...Although this one is better.

I somehow imagine Leo as the invigilator and RooK as the student.

Amusing clip. However, to be pedantic, all the students would have failed on a technicality were it in England or Wales, since the exam boards stipulate that the students must remain seated, in silence, while the invigilators collect all scripts directly from their desks. Only then may they leave the room - in silence.

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Give it up, you plagiarizing suckhard.
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Uncle Pete

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That would only, once again, bring me to ask the question:

Do I know who you are?*

Presumably these Amazon reviews and peer-reviewed journals are submitted under your real name.

I certainly don't know that and would expect others are in the same boat.

*The ward sister knows, I'm sure.

[oooh, a cross-post with a Kindly One™ who expressed in one succinct sentence what took me paragraphs!]

[ 13. August 2011, 14:09: Message edited by: PeteC ]

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quote:
Originally posted by PeteC:
That would only, once again, bring me to ask the question:

Do I know who you are?*

Presumably these Amazon reviews and peer-reviewed journals are submitted under your real name.

I certainly don't know that and would expect others are in the same boat.

*The ward sister knows, I'm sure.

Yes, under my real name, as I have already pointed out to AristonAstuanax twice.

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leo minor responded to Chorister:

quote:
to be pedantic
What an amazing insight!

[Roll Eyes]

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quote:
Originally posted by leo:
Yes, under my real name, as I have already pointed out to AristonAstuanax twice.

Oooh, how jolly! But I point out, yet again, to you that no-one outside your small coterie of friends in the UK, knows your real name.

[ 13. August 2011, 14:22: Message edited by: PeteC ]

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Curiosity killed ...

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You wish, PeteC. (related to the pedantry quote)

An amazing lack of self-awarenes is being demonstrated, along with the pedantry, snobbery and assumptions that just because he says so, shipmates should believe that some random person off the internet isn't just plagiarising stuff and calling it their own.

eta - cross post, with PeteC's last post

[ 13. August 2011, 14:22: Message edited by: Curiosity killed ... ]

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What's a invigilator ? Some kind of a dildo?

BTW, I think more of you would look up to me if you knew that I was the page-turner for the organist at Dwight Eisenhower's funeral, at the National Cathedral. Any number of truly important people were there, and none of them made even a hint of bad comment about my performance.

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quote:
Originally posted by Evensong:
quote:
Originally posted by Siegfried:
I once exchanged the peace with Mr. Rogers...

Mr Rogers?
Fred Rogers. Although, to most of us, I think, he has no need of a first name. He is simply the Mr. Rogers.

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quote:
Originally posted by leo:
quote:
Originally posted by Chorister:
...Although this one is better.

I somehow imagine Leo as the invigilator and RooK as the student.

Amusing clip. However, to be pedantic, all the students would have failed on a technicality were it in England or Wales, since the exam boards stipulate that the students must remain seated, in silence, while the invigilators collect all scripts directly from their desks. Only then may they leave the room - in silence.
Perhaps this was an internal exam?
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Hadn't thought of that (though the phrase conjures up some sort of medical examination with rubber gloves in odd places).

Then again, we have always tried to run 'mock' exams as close to the real thing as possible so that students are trained long in advance of sitting externals.

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Perhaps those cheeky Aussies just like to throw caution to the wind when preparing mock exams?
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No - as the Archbishop was saying to me in Synod yesterday - UK exams must ALWAYS be carried out in accordance with best practice regulations - as I sit on the exam board's regional under-sub-sub-sub-commmittee I have some experience of these matters.

"Indeed, it is often considered ... pedagogical ... optimisation ... value-added ... framework ... target action plan ... checklist ... competencies ... key skills ... core outcome action framework target plan."

-- Dr Herbert McSporran, Discussion-Stifling Quotations for Bulletin Board Users (Bognor Regis: University Press, 2004)

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No - as the Archbishop was saying to me in Synod yesterday

Synod did not meet yesterday. [Biased]

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quote:
Originally posted by Pearl B4 Swine:
What's a invigilator ? Some kind of a dildo?

BTW, I think more of you would look up to me if you knew that I was the page-turner for the organist at Dwight Eisenhower's funeral, at the National Cathedral. Any number of truly important people were there, and none of them made even a hint of bad comment about my performance.

Close. An Invigilitor is the person who sits in the exam room and makes sure you don't cheat. They also collect your exam and return it to wherever exams go.

That's the theory anyway. I had one Invigiliator who left the room in the middle of a math exam I was writing. I then saw him through the window, looking in while smoking a cigarette.

The world "dildo" springs to mind. [Disappointed]

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I had an invigilator who would arrive at exams with a big box of sweeties and half way through the exam would put one on every desk.

That doesn't take away from the fact that leo is a cock though.

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No - as the Archbishop was saying to me in Synod yesterday

Synod did not meet yesterday. [Biased]
OK, I'll admit that was quite nicely played ...

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I never post in the contemptible board called Hell, until I do.
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I never post in the contemptible board called Hell, until I do.

Does that then make you contemptible? [Biased]

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I never post in the contemptible board called Hell, until I do.

Does that then make you contemptible? [Biased]
Certainly not. I am a pure and spotless Girardian lamb, here to be scapegoated by your vicarious violence, as I defend my virtuous causes.
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I never post in the contemptible board called Hell, until I do.

Fair do's - but I am defending myself in The Styx and am only responding to allegations of plagiarism here. I do not respond to playground bullying. As a teacher, I just walked slowly towards it so that it melted away before I had to deal with it by cracking heads.

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Originally posted by Niteowl2:
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Originally posted by Leaf:
I never post in the contemptible board called Hell, until I do.

Does that then make you contemptible? [Biased]
Certainly not. I am a pure and spotless Girardian lamb, here to be scapegoated by your vicarious violence, as I defend my virtuous causes.
Girard - well done. You have done your homework. Alpha minus.

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I just wish I recognised one of the books I've read and leo's review as the bearing some relation to one another.

If you could tell me one of these books, I will gladly correspond with you about the differences. Until such time, this is just a hearsay allegation that argues that either you or I, or both, are ignorant or have too much to read.

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