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Thread: Hell: Snarky mousethief- -maybe , but the world is too chickenshit to tell him so.
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Kelly Alves
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It's a rather limited ambition. What do you do when you get there?
(Well, spin in a circle and piss on people, I suppose.)
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Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Barnabas62
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Originally posted by RooK:
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Hell is about is being as piss-mean as you can be, or establishing yourself as King of Badass Hill
You say that like it's not a worthy aspiration. [sniffle]
You don't fool me. Experienced Shipmates still quake when you re-enter Hell. We know you have some purpose worthy of your aspirations to be a Terrible Judge.
Just a little too nice though, since leavened by Adminning. The evil persona may need a bit of work.
I remember the Big Bad RooK in Hell days. Used to stay out of your way for fear of being verbally eviscerated, hung out to dry, etc. Like just about anyone else with any sense ..
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Yeah, the pussy.
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Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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mousethief
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
I actually was trying to be authentic with MT, rather than blowing smoke up his ass, like what was happening with the first page. The dialogue I made up actually had roots in exchanges I have had with him (at least how they seemed to me.) Some of them weren't funny at all. Some of them had me logging off in tears.
Please accept my apologies for those assholicities. Your willingness to continue to engage with me subsequent to same speaks volumes about your strength of character. I have definitely learned from you.
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Pooks
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Originally posted by mousethief:
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
I actually was trying to be authentic with MT, rather than blowing smoke up his ass, like what was happening with the first page. The dialogue I made up actually had roots in exchanges I have had with him (at least how they seemed to me.) Some of them weren't funny at all. Some of them had me logging off in tears.
Please accept my apologies for those assholicities. Your willingness to continue to engage with me subsequent to same speaks volumes about your strength of character. I have definitely learned from you.
Damn it, Mouse! I already said Kelly is a star. Now I would have to give you a ![[Overused]](graemlins/notworthy.gif) as well. Honestly, what's the world coming to?
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lilBuddha
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And in Hell no less. ![[Disappointed]](graemlins/disappointed.gif)
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Hallellou, hallellou
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mousethief
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Oh come on, you lily-livered cretins. People apologize in Hell all the time. Get the fuck over it.
Edited to add:
TU QUOQUE! TU QUOQUE!
[ 26. May 2013, 14:26: Message edited by: mousethief ]
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lilBuddha
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What matter to you, the colour of my liver?
(Wanders to mousethief's kitchen)
Careful the beans don't burn. Nice choice of wine, love the straw-covered bottles. What is the main course?
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mousethief
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Originally posted by lilBuddha:
What is the main course?
Tonight it's baked pork chops with a rhubarb-cherry sauce. (pork, rhubarb and fresh cherries all from the farmers' market yesterday)
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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Originally posted by mousethief:
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
I actually was trying to be authentic with MT, rather than blowing smoke up his ass, like what was happening with the first page. The dialogue I made up actually had roots in exchanges I have had with him (at least how they seemed to me.) Some of them weren't funny at all. Some of them had me logging off in tears.
Please accept my apologies for those assholicities. Your willingness to continue to engage with me subsequent to same speaks volumes about your strength of character. I have definitely learned from you.
Oh MT, there's no need to be that mean to Kelly
She's said that she was trying to insult you and she failed. And now you talk about her strength of character and caringness in continuing to engage with you? You're just underlining how much she failed.
I mean, we all know she failed, but telling her is a bit like shooting fish in a barrel. She needs encouragement in trying to be hellish, not thanking for her caring ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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mousethief
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The levels of reversed meaning are starting to give me a headache. Damn you, Sarkycow.
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Sine Nomine
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Witness Sine on the other thread-- I told him once, like a year ago, that he'd thrown the word "Loser" into a couple posts in ways that struck me as odd --just that, just an observation-- and he remembers that as being "jumped on".
Actually "jumped on" was chosen to be ironical considering who I was talking about. However I do think this business of telling people how you really feel can be highly overrated and frequently leads to unfortunate boundary issues.
I say nod, smile, and keep moving.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Originally posted by mousethief:
Oh come on, you lily-livered cretins. People apologize in Hell all the time. Get the fuck over it.
Edited to add:
TU QUOQUE! TU QUOQUE!
I so did not fail.
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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Barnabas62
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Originally posted by mousethief:
Damn you, Sarkycow.
Let's see if I've got this right. When Sarky was a HellHost, that would have been a compliment, but now she isn't, it's a curse. Unless she becomes a HellHost again ...
Yes, that must be it.
But, on the other hand ....
Hmm. Maybe Sine has a point.
(Nods, smiles, moves on.)
[Translations available on request]
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Actually "jumped on" was chosen to be ironical considering who I was talking about.
Oh. In that case, fuck you. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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mousethief
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
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Originally posted by mousethief:
Oh come on, you lily-livered cretins. People apologize in Hell all the time. Get the fuck over it.
Edited to add:
TU QUOQUE! TU QUOQUE!
I so did not fail.
You're welcome.
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LeRoc
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I'm not sure if Mousethief is snarky, but I do find his latest trend of seeing logical fallacies everywhere (even where there aren't any) tiresome. Maybe he should start by looking up what Bulverism really means.
Just a hint:
- You claim that A is true.
- Because of B, you personally desire that A should be true.
- Therefore, I don't accept your claim that A is true.
is not Bulverism.
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quetzalcoatl
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I'm puzzled why mousethief keeps making anal-obsessive criticisms of grammar or vocabulary on some of my posts. I did wonder if mt is not a native English speaker, as idiomatic phrases seem to be a particular difficulty - for example, I recently uttered a rhetorical question, to which mousethief replied 'of course not', which is course, the point of a rhetorical question.
Anyway, before I get onto 'fuck off' and variants thereof, what gives? Please stop doing it.
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mousethief
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Originally posted by quetzalcoatl:
for example, I recently uttered a rhetorical question, to which mousethief replied 'of course not', which is course, the point of a rhetorical question.
That's called "agreeing with you." I know you're not used to people agreeing with you, so it may come as a shock. But when someone asks a rhetorical question and somebody else answers in a way that confirms and does not contradict the question, what they are doing is agreeing with the person who asked the question. Happy to have provided this informative service.
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quetzalcoatl
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But why do you keep correcting other posts? Is it that you are not a native speaker of English, or you're anal-obsessive, or just for shits and giggles?
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mousethief
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Who can say? At any rate, I apologize for agreeing with you. I didn't make that clear in my earlier post. It won't happen again.
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orfeo
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Originally posted by mousethief:
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Originally posted by quetzalcoatl:
for example, I recently uttered a rhetorical question, to which mousethief replied 'of course not', which is course, the point of a rhetorical question.
That's called "agreeing with you." I know you're not used to people agreeing with you, so it may come as a shock. But when someone asks a rhetorical question and somebody else answers in a way that confirms and does not contradict the question, what they are doing is agreeing with the person who asked the question. Happy to have provided this informative service.
See, this is the kind of posting that Facebook avoids by providing a Like button.
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quetzalcoatl
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Well, keep doing it buddy, and I will roast your fucking nuts, and turn them into some shitty Mediterranean spread, metaphorically speaking of course.
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mousethief
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Originally posted by orfeo:
See, this is the kind of posting that Facebook avoids by providing a Like button.
When shippies have asked for a "Like" button in the past, they were told they could just quote the relevant part of the other person's post and make "I agree with you" kinds of noises. Which usually works. "Usually" being the key term here.
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quetzalcoatl
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I'm watching you, fuck-face.
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mousethief
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Originally posted by quetzalcoatl:
Well, keep doing it buddy, and I will roast your fucking nuts, and turn them into some shitty Mediterranean spread, metaphorically speaking of course.
Don't you have some mud cakes to bake, or swing sets to climb, or something?
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orfeo
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Originally posted by mousethief:
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Originally posted by orfeo:
See, this is the kind of posting that Facebook avoids by providing a Like button.
When shippies have asked for a "Like" button in the past, they were told they could just quote the relevant part of the other person's post and make "I agree with you" kinds of noises. Which usually works. "Usually" being the key term here.
All very true. I am forced, however reluctantly, to agree with you.
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quetzalcoatl
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Originally posted by mousethief:
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Originally posted by quetzalcoatl:
Well, keep doing it buddy, and I will roast your fucking nuts, and turn them into some shitty Mediterranean spread, metaphorically speaking of course.
Don't you have some mud cakes to bake, or swing sets to climb, or something?
Fucking hell, mate, you're an amateur at this.
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mousethief
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Originally posted by orfeo:
All very true. I am forced, however reluctantly, to agree with you.
Be careful or quetzalcoatl will grind your stones to make his bread.
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Wesley J
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Time to get your quetzalcoat?
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quetzalcoatl
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Originally posted by mousethief:
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Originally posted by orfeo:
All very true. I am forced, however reluctantly, to agree with you.
Be careful or quetzalcoatl will grind your stones to make his bread.
Not bread, cunt-brain. Grinding your nuts would produce a very fine powder, which would probably make some awful instant coffee.
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mousethief
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Originally posted by quetzalcoatl:
Fucking hell, mate, you're an amateur at this.
Oh God, you're playing noob. It's so cute. Thump your chest some more, and tell me I can't touch your erudition in insults. Truly, I am enjoying this muchly. Reminds me of Thomas DF. Now THERE was a better-insulter-than-thou troll of monumental proportions.
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Wesley J
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Can a cunt-brain cock up, one wonders.
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quetzalcoatl
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Originally posted by mousethief:
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Originally posted by quetzalcoatl:
Fucking hell, mate, you're an amateur at this.
Oh God, you're playing noob. It's so cute. Thump your chest some more, and tell me I can't touch your erudition in insults. Truly, I am enjoying this muchly. Reminds me of Thomas DF. Now THERE was a better-insulter-than-thou troll of monumental proportions.
Well, I genuinely thought maybe you are autistic, as your attempted corrections of English seemed so weird, or you're maybe a Lithuanian who's autistic. But fucking A, it's much worse, you're a man who does sarcasm. Oh fuck.
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quetzalcoatl
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Oh fuck, did you really say 'muchly'? Now I just feel sad.
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quetzalcoatl
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Hey mousethief, I don't know if you're used to this stuff or not, but the point isn't about being clever at insults; well, that is how these things often start. But quite quickly people move beyond that, and that's when it gets serious and grown-up. That's when I wonder if you are an amateur really, and there's something about you that makes me feel sad, as I wonder if you can go beyond the sarcasm or not. Off to watch TV now.
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mousethief
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Still more dick-waving. I'm an amateur and you're a professional. You're used to it, and I'm not. That's where it starts, and apparently that's where it ends.
[ 26. June 2013, 18:36: Message edited by: mousethief ]
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orfeo
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The interwebz suggests quetzalcoatl is the god of intelligence and self-reflection.
I'm not seeing it.
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quetzalcoatl
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Originally posted by mousethief:
Still more dick-waving. I'm an amateur and you're a professional. You're used to it, and I'm not. That's where it starts, and apparently that's where it ends.
No, not dick-waving. You make me feel sad. That's it.
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Sine Nomine
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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Originally posted by quetzalcoatl:
I'm watching you, fuck-face.
That's a little creepy. Unless of course – as I hope – he is speaking metaphorically. Perhaps even transcendentally. But vocabulary and syntax suggest that would be a stretch.
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Jahlove
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Posted
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Originally posted by orfeo:
The interwebz suggests quetzalcoatl is the god of intelligence and self-reflection.
I'm not seeing it.
Every day's an endless dream of ziggurats and thorazine. Mm-hmm.
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Kyzyl
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Originally posted by Wesley J:
Can a cunt-brain cock up, one wonders.
Of course not.
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Martin60
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@Kelly Alves, like this?
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Golden Key
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Methinks the MesoAmerican feathered serpent god's feathers are not just ruffled, but bent.
Perhaps no one's made the requisite sacrifice of butterflies and snakes lately???
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orfeo
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Originally posted by Kyzyl:
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Originally posted by Wesley J:
Can a cunt-brain cock up, one wonders.
Of course not.
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irish_lord99
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Reading all the way back to the original 'offense' in Purg, I can't for the life of me figure what's got him/her so pissed?
You been hitting the sauce Q?
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RooK
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Wait, you mean we can get paid for insulting people? Fascinating.
Mind you, I'm certain that some people would still earn insults for free.
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duchess
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quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Time to get your quetzalcoat?
Quite time quesycoat.
[eta: 10 pts = Wesley Jr. ZERO = quesycoat].
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mousethief
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Hi Duchess! Long time! I hope you are doing well.
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