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Nenya
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Ass-cheeks soft and wobbly
Like a pair of whales.


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Eutychus
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Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Your love makes me sing
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Your love is the pits,
Like a faceful of zits.


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I head for the exits,
I have to escape


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jacobsen

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As I rush on my way
There's just this to say


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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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I head for the bay
To reach the farthest cape.


(Well, you said "as excruciating as possible")

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Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Your love makes me sing
x2
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[this is going swimmingly, but note first lines are supposed to start with "your love is". As in:]

Your love is palpable
Like a Christmas bauble...


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Charles Had a Splurge on
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Holding a Papal Bull,
That captures my heart


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Gamaliel
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Your love is electric,
I just don't expect it

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A Ronaldo hat-trick,
That takes Barca apart


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Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Your love makes me sing
x2
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Your love is life-giving
A safe place to live in

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Eutychus
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Quite unlike New Malden
and none the worse for that


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Charles Had a Splurge on
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Your love is just sappy,
But I'm happy-clappy


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So stop being sappy
Beloved old bat.


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Rara temporum felicitate ubi sentire quae velis et quae sentias dicere licet

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Meike
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Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Your love makes me sing
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Your love is omnipresent
Its presence so pleasant


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I may eat some pheasant,
Or maybe some grouse.


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jacobsen

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But no time to fry it
'Cos I'm on a diet


[ 22. May 2015, 17:07: Message edited by: jacobsen ]

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The man who made time, made plenty.

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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You'll like it -- go try it!
It tastes quite like mouse!

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Eutychus
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Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Your love makes me sing
x2
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jacobsen

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Your love is my passion
I feel quite in fashion


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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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no prophet's flag is set so...

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While feeding the chickens
or shov'ling manure

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Eutychus
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[note the rhyme pattern is supposed to be AAAB CCCB! But even old Brendon makes an exception from time to time, so we're ok]

Your love is entrancing
Even if I can't sing


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Meike
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I feel like dancing
Myself into a trance


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Eutychus
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[and the last line after each couplet should rhyme with the last line after the one before, e.g. manure/pure]

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Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
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Your love is juicy as a mango
We're dancing a tango


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we remain, thanks to original sin, much in love with talking about, rather than with, one another. Rowan Williams

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jacobsen

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I can't let this man go,
He's mine for all time.


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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Meike
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[Sorry, Eutychus, lost track last time]

Your love is translucent
Like thin coffee for fifty cents


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Eutychus
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That doesn't even make sense
But the audio's now online¹


¹One-take on the fly of first ten minutes' worth, with bog-standard headset mike. Enjoy?

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[Eutychus [Overused] for singing that for 10 minutes!]

Your love is an ear-worm
In my head for the long-term
Sorry, couldn't make that fit!

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Meike
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[ [Overused] Ha ha, I especially liked the hurrh/myrrh line]

Tonight you should perform
at the ESC


[ 23. May 2015, 10:59: Message edited by: Meike ]

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balaam

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Your love is amazing,
just like double glazing,

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Eutychus
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I'm zapped as if by a tazing
On the count of three


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Eutychus
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[balaam I've nicked that suitably atrocious rhyme to put a plug in my sig!]

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Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Your love makes me sing
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Your love says,"Kazoom!"
In my heart there is room


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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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jacobsen

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Eutychus - wonderful. You are hired! [Overused]

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The man who made time, made plenty.

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As you died for all whom
Will receive your grace.


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Your love is like grammar:
It strikes with a hammer.


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Meike
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Just like my old grandma
Said: „Use the right case!“


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jacobsen

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Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Your love makes me sing
x2
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Beyond words is your love
As it falls from above


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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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no prophet's flag is set so...

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Like into a ball glove
drops a lead anvil

[ 23. May 2015, 15:52: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]

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Your love is as splendid
As music by Kendrick


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Which isn't as eccentric
As the New York Phil' -

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Eutychus
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Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Your love makes me sing
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[Big Grin]

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Your love is forever
Like shoes of fine leather

[guess who's been browsing the "Shoes" thread in Heaven]

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Good for stormy weather
And quite comfy too -

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Your love is so stellar
Quite like Cinderella

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Charles Had a Splurge on
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So sharp it can fell a,
tree such as a yew


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Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
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[b]Your love is so awesome,
It slackens my jaw some,

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Charles Had a Splurge on
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I know you adore dumb,
struck Fools of the Ship


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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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Your love's all enclosing
Like a songster composing.

[ 23. May 2015, 19:53: Message edited by: Amanda B. Reckondwythe ]

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