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Thread: Hell: I'd call you to Hell, but you're not worth the effort
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Grits
Compassionate fundamentalist
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Posted
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Originally posted by Eutychus:
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Originally posted by Evensong:
EXPLAIN YOURSELVES.
Explanatory link
I like that song much less now after seeing that.
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Lord, fill my mouth with worthwhile stuff, and shut it when I've said enough. Amen.
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Grits
Compassionate fundamentalist
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Posted
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Originally posted by Eutychus:
Explanatory link for explanatory link
Can we call someone to Hell for being Rickrolled?
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Lord, fill my mouth with worthwhile stuff, and shut it when I've said enough. Amen.
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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Haven't seen a rickroll for a couple of years. Nice.
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Evensong
Shipmate
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You are all completely useless.
This seems to be a host/admin conspiracy. Only the saved seem to be able to go to heaven and it's all a goddamn secret.
GNOSTICISM LIVES.
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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Your mistake, Evensong, is that you assume you have to know what's going on in order to participate.
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Loquacious beachcomber
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The above is a full-scale illustration of what most retired folk wear all day - and all night - in order to save on laundry.
Enjoy carrying the weight of that mental image around for the rest of the day.
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TODAY'S SPECIAL - AND SO ARE YOU (Sign on beachfront fish & chips shop)
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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passer
Indigo
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ι'м иσт ѕυяє ωнαт тнιѕ ιѕ αℓℓ αвσυт, but if there's a bandwagon rolling, ʇɥǝu I ɯɐʎ ɐs ʍǝll ɾnɯd ou˙
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Loquacious beachcomber
Shipmate
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Posted
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Originally posted by orfeo:
Your mistake, Evensong, is that you assume you have to know what's going on in order to participate.
Employing your regular posting style then, are you, orfeo?
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TODAY'S SPECIAL - AND SO ARE YOU (Sign on beachfront fish & chips shop)
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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Posted
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Originally posted by Silver Faux:
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Originally posted by orfeo:
Your mistake, Evensong, is that you assume you have to know what's going on in order to participate.
Employing your regular posting style then, are you, orfeo?
At least mine has variations.
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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Can you see an invisible joke?
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Anselmina
Ship's barmaid
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Posted
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Originally posted by dj_ordinaire:
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Originally posted by Alan Cresswell:
There's only one answer to that.
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Tortuf
Ship's fisherman
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I have done an extensive review of doctrine in my church. The inevitable conclusion of the teachings of the church fathers is that the OP in this thread is doctrinally unsound.
Had our so called administrator bothered to check with me first, I would have been pleased to inform him that
is, and always will be, heretical. Of course, I have no desire to be overly harsh so I want you readers to understand that heretical here is used in only its technical sense. There is nothing in our teachings that says that
leads to eternal damnation, although a good long period in Purgatory is probably merited. Fortunately, Mr. Cresswell has already served a good long time in Purgatory, so he has little to worry about in this instance.
As to Evensong not understanding what Alan meant with
I can only say that sometimes the less said, the better.
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Otter
Shipmate
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Posted
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Originally posted by Chorister:
O
I could tell you stories about O...
[ 02. May 2012, 16:36: Message edited by: Otter ]
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Eutychus
From the edge
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I was just thinking that rickrolling was a relatively tame alternative...
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Schroedinger's cat
Ship's cool cat
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Posted
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Originally posted by orfeo:
Your mistake, Evensong, is that you assume you have to know what's going on in order to participate.
Which, TBH, is unusual for Evensong. She normally joins in happily when she has no clue what is going on. Like always.
Typical woman. Knows fuck all, but still can't keep her gob shut.
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Lord may all my hard times be healing times
take out this broken heart and renew my mind.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Oh, isn't that the cutest little remark ever.
(Polishes it and puts it on curio shelf.)
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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monkeylizard
Ship's scurvy
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In the beginning there was
Then Alan spoke, and there was
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The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. ~ Herbert Spencer (1820 - 1903)
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Kyzyl
Ship's dog
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Posted
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Originally posted by monkeylizard:
In the beginning there was
Then Alan spoke, and there was
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And then She Was
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Eutychus
From the edge
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And then there was a copyright blocking notice from Youtube ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
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rufiki
Ship's 'shroom
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Posted
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Originally posted by Alan Cresswell:
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Originally posted by Marvin the Martian:
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Originally posted by Ricardus:
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Originally posted by dj_ordinaire:
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Originally posted by Alan Cresswell:
I thought this was a website!
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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HOW did you do that????
I didn't think we could do spoiler tags!
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Beeswax Altar
Shipmate
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Posted
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Originally posted by dj_ordinaire:
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Originally posted by Alan Cresswell:
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Losing sleep is something you want to avoid, if possible.
-Og: King of Bashan
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molopata
The Ship's jack
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I think Alan's point is to show how people of power can start self-perpetuating conversations about nothing. Literally.
Hey, where's Peatsy to close this thing down like he normally would?
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passer
Indigo
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I just think he's calling No Body SPecial to Hell...
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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Posted
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Originally posted by Tortuf:
I have done an extensive review of doctrine in my church. The inevitable conclusion of the teachings of the church fathers is that the OP in this thread is doctrinally unsound.
Since when did the Ship ban heresy?
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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Posted
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Originally posted by Molopata The Rebel:
I think Alan's point is to show how people of power can start self-perpetuating conversations about nothing. Literally.
Ship's Seinfeld.
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art dunce
Shipmate
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Won't someone think of the children.
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rugasaw
Shipmate
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Posted
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Originally posted by orfeo:
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Originally posted by Molopata The Rebel:
I think Alan's point is to show how people of power can start self-perpetuating conversations about nothing. Literally.
Ship's Seinfeld.
You mean like every other Hell thread?
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Treat the earth well, It was not given to you by your parents. It was loaned to you by your children. -Unknown
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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Posted
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Originally posted by rugasaw:
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Originally posted by orfeo:
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Originally posted by Molopata The Rebel:
I think Alan's point is to show how people of power can start self-perpetuating conversations about nothing. Literally.
Ship's Seinfeld.
You mean like every other Hell thread?
Reduced to its essence. But why stop at Hell? Or even the Ship? You mean like every other message board thread across internet history?
Alan has created the nearest thing to a perfect OP the web has yet seen.
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Evensong
Shipmate
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Well you see. That's it. I think it's a test. ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
I hate tests.
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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^ Flashbacks to high school trauma?
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Evensong
Shipmate
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Current trauma.
My every move is scrutinized these days. They've probably even got a very fat file on Evensong.
All I can do is wave.
*waves*
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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(takes screen shot of wave.)
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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Posted
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Originally posted by Evensong:
Fuckin tourists.
Tourist? A cunning disguise for an agent of Them.
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Tortuf
Ship's fisherman
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Posted
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Originally posted by orfeo:
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Originally posted by Tortuf:
I have done an extensive review of doctrine in my church. The inevitable conclusion of the teachings of the church fathers is that the OP in this thread is doctrinally unsound.
Since when did the Ship ban heresy?
Damn, you are a fucking idiot.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Posted
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Originally posted by Evensong:
I should have known. It was Kelly all along.
She's got that fluffy bunny innocent look about her.
Can you lean closer and speak into my lav mic, please? I mean, in my ear?
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Everybody is so damn hung up on that axe.
Here's my axe, OK? Yeesh.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Barefoot Friar
Ship's Shoeless Brother
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![[Mad]](angryfire.gif) I broke the handle on an axe today. Second day in a row, too. I guess it would help if I could actually hit the damn log with the head of the axe instead of the handle.
What I really need, but do not have, is a sledge and a wedge. I'm trying to make do.
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Do your little bit of good where you are; its those little bits of good put together that overwhelm the world. -- Desmond Tutu
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