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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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Really? Good to know.

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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Drifting Star

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A surprising number of threads seem to develop into discussions of the best way to eat Shipmates.

Are supplies running low?

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Chorister

Completely Frocked
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You have to give money or you get eaten. Simples.

(I think my church is moving towards the same ethos, better up my payments [Ultra confused] )

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molopata

The Ship's jack
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quote:
Originally posted by comet:
for you, RooK, the finest New Mexico red chili sauce.

So you are saying that RooK on his own is in fact rather bland?

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Sioni Sais
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quote:
Originally posted by Molopata The Rebel:
quote:
Originally posted by comet:
for you, RooK, the finest New Mexico red chili sauce.

So you are saying that RooK on his own is in fact rather bland?
No, rather that you could smother RooK in chili sauce and RooK would still be there.

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molopata

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Oh, then we need to upgrade it with some sulfuric acid! [Snigger]

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Nicolemr
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Another cannibalism thread. It's been awhile since we had one of those...

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rugasaw
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quote:
Originally posted by Molopata The Rebel:
quote:
Originally posted by comet:
for you, RooK, the finest New Mexico red chili sauce.

So you are saying that RooK on his own is in fact rather bland?
Personally I would be offended by Comet that it was not green chili. Everybody with any taste knows New Mexican Green is much much better than New Mexican Red.

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orfeo

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quote:
Originally posted by RooK:
I have to admit, I mostly categorize all of you by which condiment I think you would taste best with.

My life will not be complete without knowing.

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Kelly Alves

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(Thinking it over) I would guess that horseradish has the best chance of standing up to your personality, Orf.

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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RooK

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quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
My life will not be complete without knowing.

Would you feel any more complete knowing that I'd smother Grits in honey?
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Meg the Red
Shipmate
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Wouldn't sorghum be more regionally appropriate?

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Grits
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quote:
Originally posted by RooK:
quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
My life will not be complete without knowing.

Would you feel any more complete knowing that I'd smother Grits in honey?
Ooh, muy caliente, Señor Hot Sauce.

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Lamb Chopped
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[sighs] I suppose I already know my own sauce.

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Er, this is what I've been up to (book).
Oh, that you would rend the heavens and come down!

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Grits
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quote:
Originally posted by Meg the Red:
Wouldn't sorghum be more regionally appropriate?

This would be the most perfect -- tenderize and mesmerize, so I wouldn't feel a thing. [Cool]

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Kelly Alves

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quote:
Originally posted by Meg the Red:
Wouldn't sorghum be more regionally appropriate?

Naw, Naw, Sweet Tupelo Honey it is.

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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Patdys
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RooK-Annoyer
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Ha, sucks to be all of you.
Nobody, but nobody, eats yellow snow.

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comet

Snowball in Hell
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quote:
Originally posted by rugasaw:
quote:
Originally posted by Molopata The Rebel:
quote:
Originally posted by comet:
for you, RooK, the finest New Mexico red chili sauce.

So you are saying that RooK on his own is in fact rather bland?
Personally I would be offended by Comet that it was not green chili. Everybody with any taste knows New Mexican Green is much much better than New Mexican Red.
ah, Ruggy. you're so smart! and the only one to get this. I need to not be quite so geeky in the future.

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comet

Snowball in Hell
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quote:
Originally posted by Patdys:
Ha, sucks to be all of you.
Nobody, but nobody, eats yellow snow.

oh yeah? Pineapple shaved ice is a personal favorite...

c'mere, sweet thang...

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orfeo

Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
(Thinking it over) I would guess that horseradish has the best chance of standing up to your personality, Orf.

Seriously, that made my day. I'm on something of a horseradish kick lately. Been putting it on sandwiches a lot.

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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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[Big Grin] Does this mean we've moved from mutual apprehension to provisional friendship?

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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orfeo

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You can lick me if you like. [Yipee]

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Firenze

Ordinary decent pagan
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Shades of Round the Horne...

Smear a Shipmate in Ass in the Tub Armageddon for Hell Week

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Zappa
Ship's Wake
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quote:
Originally posted by Patdys:
Ha, sucks to be all of you.
Nobody, but nobody, eats yellow snow.

Some dude sang about it. That's nearly as bad.

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orfeo

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quote:
Originally posted by Firenze:
Shades of Round the Horne...

Smear a Shipmate in Ass in the Tub Armageddon for Hell Week

Alas, it's out of stock. [Big Grin] [Razz]

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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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Orfeo (cough)


That stuff looks like it would really STING, if you feel me. [Ultra confused]

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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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art dunce
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quote:
Rugsaw posted: Personally I would be offended by Comet that it was not green chili. Everybody with any taste knows New Mexican Green is much much better than New Mexican Red.
I'm offended that you don't know it's chile not chili. Many people prefer both and call it "Christmas".

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Nicolemr
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Chocolate sauce. Good on anything.

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Nicolemr
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Or, even better, hot fudge.

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comet

Snowball in Hell
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quote:
Originally posted by art dunce:
quote:
Rugsaw posted: Personally I would be offended by Comet that it was not green chili. Everybody with any taste knows New Mexican Green is much much better than New Mexican Red.
I'm offended that you don't know it's chile not chili. Many people prefer both and call it "Christmas".
my sister always corrects me on that, can't get it through my thick skull.

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rugasaw
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Patdys:
Ha, sucks to be all of you.
Nobody, but nobody, eats yellow snow.

As long as there are older brothers there will be people eating yellow snow.

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rugasaw
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by art dunce:
quote:
Rugsaw posted: Personally I would be offended by Comet that it was not green chili. Everybody with any taste knows New Mexican Green is much much better than New Mexican Red.
I'm offended that you don't know it's chile not chili. Many people prefer both and call it "Christmas".
If lack of spelling ability offends you then you probably should spell the offender's name correctly. And by the way many people have no taste.

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Patdys
Iron Wannabe
RooK-Annoyer
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quote:
Originally posted by rugasaw:
quote:
Originally posted by Patdys:
Ha, sucks to be all of you.
Nobody, but nobody, eats yellow snow.

As long as there are older brothers there will be people eating yellow snow.
Thank God for Australia*.

* yes there are a few places that get snow but we don't talk about those. Bit like your Uncle in prison really.

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Uncle Pete

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quote:
Originally posted by Alan Cresswell:
 

Cannibalism makes me grumpy and hungry.
As does pedantry. None of which has anything to do with the OP.

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