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Thread: Hell: I'd call you to Hell, but you're not worth the effort
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Really? Good to know.
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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A surprising number of threads seem to develop into discussions of the best way to eat Shipmates.
Are supplies running low?
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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You have to give money or you get eaten. Simples.
(I think my church is moving towards the same ethos, better up my payments )
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molopata
The Ship's jack
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quote: Originally posted by comet: for you, RooK, the finest New Mexico red chili sauce.
So you are saying that RooK on his own is in fact rather bland?
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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quote: Originally posted by Molopata The Rebel: quote: Originally posted by comet: for you, RooK, the finest New Mexico red chili sauce.
So you are saying that RooK on his own is in fact rather bland?
No, rather that you could smother RooK in chili sauce and RooK would still be there.
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molopata
The Ship's jack
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Oh, then we need to upgrade it with some sulfuric acid!
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Nicolemr
Shipmate
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Another cannibalism thread. It's been awhile since we had one of those...
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rugasaw
Shipmate
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quote: Originally posted by Molopata The Rebel: quote: Originally posted by comet: for you, RooK, the finest New Mexico red chili sauce.
So you are saying that RooK on his own is in fact rather bland?
Personally I would be offended by Comet that it was not green chili. Everybody with any taste knows New Mexican Green is much much better than New Mexican Red.
-------------------- Treat the earth well, It was not given to you by your parents. It was loaned to you by your children. -Unknown
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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quote: Originally posted by RooK: I have to admit, I mostly categorize all of you by which condiment I think you would taste best with.
My life will not be complete without knowing.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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(Thinking it over) I would guess that horseradish has the best chance of standing up to your personality, Orf.
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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RooK
1 of 6
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quote: Originally posted by orfeo: My life will not be complete without knowing.
Would you feel any more complete knowing that I'd smother Grits in honey?
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Meg the Red
Shipmate
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Wouldn't sorghum be more regionally appropriate?
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Grits
Compassionate fundamentalist
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quote: Originally posted by RooK: quote: Originally posted by orfeo: My life will not be complete without knowing.
Would you feel any more complete knowing that I'd smother Grits in honey?
Ooh, muy caliente, Señor Hot Sauce.
-------------------- Lord, fill my mouth with worthwhile stuff, and shut it when I've said enough. Amen.
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Grits
Compassionate fundamentalist
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quote: Originally posted by Meg the Red: Wouldn't sorghum be more regionally appropriate?
This would be the most perfect -- tenderize and mesmerize, so I wouldn't feel a thing.
-------------------- Lord, fill my mouth with worthwhile stuff, and shut it when I've said enough. Amen.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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quote: Originally posted by Meg the Red: Wouldn't sorghum be more regionally appropriate?
Naw, Naw, Sweet Tupelo Honey it is.
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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quote: Originally posted by rugasaw: quote: Originally posted by Molopata The Rebel: quote: Originally posted by comet: for you, RooK, the finest New Mexico red chili sauce.
So you are saying that RooK on his own is in fact rather bland?
Personally I would be offended by Comet that it was not green chili. Everybody with any taste knows New Mexican Green is much much better than New Mexican Red.
ah, Ruggy. you're so smart! and the only one to get this. I need to not be quite so geeky in the future.
-------------------- Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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quote: Originally posted by Patdys: Ha, sucks to be all of you. Nobody, but nobody, eats yellow snow.
oh yeah? Pineapple shaved ice is a personal favorite...
c'mere, sweet thang...
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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quote: Originally posted by Kelly Alves: (Thinking it over) I would guess that horseradish has the best chance of standing up to your personality, Orf.
Seriously, that made my day. I'm on something of a horseradish kick lately. Been putting it on sandwiches a lot.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Does this mean we've moved from mutual apprehension to provisional friendship?
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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You can lick me if you like.
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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quote: Originally posted by Firenze: Shades of Round the Horne...
Smear a Shipmate in Ass in the Tub Armageddon for Hell Week
Alas, it's out of stock.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Orfeo (cough)
That stuff looks like it would really STING, if you feel me.
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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art dunce
Shipmate
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quote: Rugsaw posted: Personally I would be offended by Comet that it was not green chili. Everybody with any taste knows New Mexican Green is much much better than New Mexican Red.
I'm offended that you don't know it's chile not chili. Many people prefer both and call it "Christmas".
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Nicolemr
Shipmate
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Chocolate sauce. Good on anything.
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Nicolemr
Shipmate
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Or, even better, hot fudge.
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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quote: Originally posted by art dunce: quote: Rugsaw posted: Personally I would be offended by Comet that it was not green chili. Everybody with any taste knows New Mexican Green is much much better than New Mexican Red.
I'm offended that you don't know it's chile not chili. Many people prefer both and call it "Christmas".
my sister always corrects me on that, can't get it through my thick skull.
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"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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rugasaw
Shipmate
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quote: Originally posted by Patdys: Ha, sucks to be all of you. Nobody, but nobody, eats yellow snow.
As long as there are older brothers there will be people eating yellow snow.
-------------------- Treat the earth well, It was not given to you by your parents. It was loaned to you by your children. -Unknown
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rugasaw
Shipmate
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quote: Originally posted by art dunce: quote: Rugsaw posted: Personally I would be offended by Comet that it was not green chili. Everybody with any taste knows New Mexican Green is much much better than New Mexican Red.
I'm offended that you don't know it's chile not chili. Many people prefer both and call it "Christmas".
If lack of spelling ability offends you then you probably should spell the offender's name correctly. And by the way many people have no taste.
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Patdys
Iron Wannabe RooK-Annoyer
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quote: Originally posted by rugasaw: quote: Originally posted by Patdys: Ha, sucks to be all of you. Nobody, but nobody, eats yellow snow.
As long as there are older brothers there will be people eating yellow snow.
Thank God for Australia*.
* yes there are a few places that get snow but we don't talk about those. Bit like your Uncle in prison really.
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Uncle Pete
Loyaute me lie
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quote: Originally posted by Alan Cresswell:
Cannibalism makes me grumpy and hungry. As does pedantry. None of which has anything to do with the OP.
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