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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

Dressed for Church
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A gentleman is never without a clean handkerchief.

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"We're not in Wonderland anymore, Alice." – Charles Manson

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Garden Hermit
Shipmate
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If you have found someone to put up with you for the rest of your Life, don't presume there's anyone else out there that will do the same.
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Jemima the 9th
Shipmate
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Do not lie down whilst giving birth*.

*Unless you're having an epidural, ofc.

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Chorister

Completely Frocked
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Never put anything in writing.

Oops.

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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.

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Garden Hermit
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From my Dad, - 'Read the small print before you sign anything'.
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Garden Hermit
Shipmate
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The Strongest Oaks have learnt how to bend with the Wind.
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Kitten
Shipmate
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From my Dad - Anyone can get drunk once, but only a fool does it more than once

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Maius intra qua extra

Never accept a ride from a stranger, unless they are in a big blue box

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Chorister

Completely Frocked
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don't take Ibuprofen on an empty stomach

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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.

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Sandemaniac
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Don't eat the yellow snow.

AG

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"It becomes soon pleasantly apparent that change-ringing is by no means merely an excuse for beer" Charles Dickens gets it wrong, 1869

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Caissa
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The worst thing you can get from a test is a paper cut.
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Nicolemr
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Never stand when you can sit; never sit when you can lie down; and never miss a chance to use the toilet.

According to my mother that was the advice given by some previous holder of the title of Prince of Wales when asked for his advice on dealing with public life.

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On pilgrimage in the endless realms of Cyberia, currently traveling by ship. Now with live journal!

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Galloping Granny
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S**t happens. Deal with it. Move on.

GG

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The Kingdom of Heaven is spread upon the earth, and men do not see it. Gospel of Thomas, 113

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Garden Hermit
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From my Wife - the 3 'A's she's calls it, to be used whenever anything negative happens. Accept, Adapt, Achieve.
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Patdys
Iron Wannabe
RooK-Annoyer
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quote:
Originally posted by Sandemaniac:
Don't eat the yellow snow.

AG

Indeed.
(Patdys, pure as the driven yellow snow)

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Marathon run. Next Dream. Australian this time.

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Patdys
Iron Wannabe
RooK-Annoyer
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If you're not at the table, you're on the menu.

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Marathon run. Next Dream. Australian this time.

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rolyn
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Don't bite off more than you can chew.

Says he scoffing toast while posting [Razz]

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Change is the only certainty of existence

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Philip Charles

Ship's cutler
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Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.

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There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

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