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HCH
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Yesterday at a church dinner I saw a young woman wearing an apron bearing the words "Have you hugged a United Methodist today?"

This promptly made me think: what verb would you use for different flavors? My pastor suggested "Have you dunked a Baptist today?" but that may be low-hanging fruit.

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Lyda*Rose

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Have you crossed a Catholic today? Nice double meaning.

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Bishops Finger
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Have you censed an Evangelical today?

[Two face]

we do, now and then, when our Very Evangelical assistant priest officiates....

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Have you waited for a Quaker today?

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Lord may all my hard times be healing times
take out this broken heart and renew my mind.

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Have you done tongues with a Pentecostal today?

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Have you dunked at the rail lately.

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Change is the only certainty of existence

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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Have you scriptura'd a letter to a Lutheran lately?

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"Stop your noisy songs; I do not want to listen to your praise bands." -- Amos 5:23, Good News Bible (modified)

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Have you been expecting an Adventist?

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Books and things.

I lied. There are no things. Just books.

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quote:
Originally posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe:
Have you scriptura'd a letter to a Lutheran lately?

Surely: have you nailed a Lutheran lately?

Or: have you offered a Lutheran a diet of worms?

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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Yes, I agree. Those are much more clever.

Are you predestined to love a Calvinist?

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"Stop your noisy songs; I do not want to listen to your praise bands." -- Amos 5:23, Good News Bible (modified)

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Have you rightly divided a dispensationalist in the second half of the 70th week?

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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy

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Have you disorganised a Methodist?
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Stetson
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quote:
Originally posted by HCH:
"Have you hugged a United Methodist today?"


Have you drugged a Christian Scientist today?

(They certainly hope not.)

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I have the power...Lucifer is lord!

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Stetson
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Have you mooned a Unificationist?
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Were you late to become a Latter Day Saint?

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Sipech
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quote:
Originally posted by cliffdweller:
Were you late to become a Latter Day Saint?

ITTWACW!!

Have you had porridge with a Quaker?

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Rossweisse

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Have you been tasteful with an Anglican today?

Alternatively, Have you opened a bottle of wine with an Anglican today?

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I'm not dead yet.

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Sandemaniac
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Have you got your oats with a Quaker?

AG

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Nick Tamen

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In a similar vein, a few decades back, those in Presbyterian circles could find numerous things—buttons, tee shirts, etc.—that said “Presbyterians do it decently and in order.”

I had an Episcopal friend who would counter that “Episcopalians do it liturgically and with great pomp.”

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The first thing God says to Moses is, "Take off your shoes." We are on holy ground. Hard to believe, but the truest thing I know. — Anne Lamott

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HCH
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Have you sacrificed to Cthulhu today?

Have you married several Mormons today?

Have you sat quietly with Quakers today?

Have you decyphered a Pentecostal today?

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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What? You never celebrated Father and Son night with an Orthodox?

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"Stop your noisy songs; I do not want to listen to your praise bands." -- Amos 5:23, Good News Bible (modified)

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churchgeek

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"Have you ____________ed a Unitarian Universalist today?
(Seriously, fill in the blank.)"


I was actually thinking that could work for us Anglicans, too...

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Sipech
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Have you churned butter with an Amish today?

(with thanks to Weird Al)

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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Have you rung a Jehova's Witness' bell today?

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"Stop your noisy songs; I do not want to listen to your praise bands." -- Amos 5:23, Good News Bible (modified)

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jacobsen

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Have you simplified a Friend today?

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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Stetson
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Have you replaced a Supersessionist?

Have you delighted a Luciferian?

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I have the power...Lucifer is lord!

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mousethief

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Did you make an Orthodox fast today?

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Lyda*Rose

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Have you shod a Discalced Carmelite?

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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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Have you shut a cloistered nun up today?

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"Stop your noisy songs; I do not want to listen to your praise bands." -- Amos 5:23, Good News Bible (modified)

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jacobsen

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Have you communed with a communicant lately?

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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Bishops Finger
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When did you last bless a Benedictine?

IJ

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Stetson
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Have you hosted Communion lately?
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Lyda*Rose

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Have you inquired into choir yet?

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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano

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roybart
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Have you persecuted a heretic today?

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"The consolations of the imaginary are not imaginary consolations."
-- Roger Scruton

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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"Do charcoal and incense give you a slow burn?"

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"Stop your noisy songs; I do not want to listen to your praise bands." -- Amos 5:23, Good News Bible (modified)

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Stetson
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Have you dueled with a Manichean lately?
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Mennonites--Four part harmony and pot lucks, too

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balaam

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Have you GIN-uflected with an Anglo-Catholic today?

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Love the dinner, hate the din.
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balaam

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Have you shared secrets with a Gnostic today?

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Fearfully and wonderfully mad
Love the dinner, hate the din.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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Have you immersed yourself with a Baptist today?

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"Stop your noisy songs; I do not want to listen to your praise bands." -- Amos 5:23, Good News Bible (modified)

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Lyda*Rose

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Have you predestined your life's -and afterlife's-
schedule with the Calvinists?

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balaam

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quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
Have you predestined your life's -and afterlife's-
schedule with the Calvinists?

That was always going to be posted.

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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Have you sat down with a Sedevacantist today?

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"Stop your noisy songs; I do not want to listen to your praise bands." -- Amos 5:23, Good News Bible (modified)

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rolyn
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Have you venerated a vicar verbally?

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Change is the only certainty of existence

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Rossweisse

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Have you remarked on the lack of truth in matter with a Christian Scientist today?

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I'm not dead yet.

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Stetson
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Was the Oxford Movement ever distracted?

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I have the power...Lucifer is lord!

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Stejjie
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Conga with a Congregationalist!

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Stetson
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Did Brando convert to Methodism?

Was Akhenaten a disk jockey?

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I have the power...Lucifer is lord!

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Stejjie
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Have you ever irked the URC?

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A not particularly-alt-worshippy, fairly mainstream, mildly evangelical, vaguely post-modern-ish Baptist

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Have you doubted with an Agnostic?

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