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Thread: Famous Consecutive Posts!
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Front page:
Isn't Christianity... vaginal cosmetic surgery
Not an option I've considered, but I'm sure it could be psychoanalysed to death.
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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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St. Stephen the Stoned
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Currently in Heaven (catch it while you can):
I'm not gay but if I were, I would fancy...
Camping.
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Do you want to see Jesus or don't yer? Well shurrup then!
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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In the Styx:
Things I want to know, but don't need to know...
Ship stats
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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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What a bumper crop!
Heaven:
What's your favourite children's book, Author
August book group - "Cybergypsies" by Indra Sinha
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From Purg:
I'm not easily offended, BUT,
Was it something I did?
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also from Purg:
What's with marriage?
Is it belief only? or does life matter too?
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
# 11333
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Hell trifecta:
Vaginal cosmetic surgery: I am really offended and disgusted...for I am a self-absorbed tosser.
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Posted
One of everyone's favorite triplets has contributed to this in the Styx:
I'm not easily offended.., BUT
Should I be scared?
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
# 11333
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In Heaven:
I'm not gay, but if I were, I would fancy...Apocryphal New Testament.
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
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Purg + Hell on the front page
Suitable attire for...
Butt Cracks
cover them up, please !
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Mertseger
Faerie Bard
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Wet Kipper:
Purg + Hell on the front page
Suitable attire for...
Butt Cracks
cover them up, please !
Even better Heaven had a connector as well when I logged on:
How did you find the...
Suitable attire for...
Butt Cracks
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Go and be who you are:
The Body of Christ,
The Goddess of Body,
The Manifest Song of Faerie.
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Mrs. Candle
Shipmate
# 9422
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From Purgatory..
What's with marriage
Are they gluttons for punishment or what?
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Je suis le président de Burundi.
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
# 3659
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Posted
Now playing in Hell:
Another Republican Caught with his Pants Down
Butt Cracks
The fact that these two are followed by
Vaginal Cosmetic Surgery is even better.
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Posted
What brought you to Christianity?
Relativism?
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
# 473
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Get your motor and running, head out on the highway - Pavarotti's passing.
vroooooom!
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
# 11333
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Posted
Another Republican caught with his pants down: embarrassed to be an American?
Well, I can't say it's helped.
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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Triple Tiara
Ship's Papabile
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Posted
That Republican thread is providing some neat consecutive posts!
Kathy Griffin: Jesus Another Republican
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I'm a Roman. You may call me Caligula.
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
# 11333
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quote:
Originally posted by Gwai:
Facts nobody needs to know American Educational Traditions
Yep, them's our schools.
As a proud member of the American public educational system, let me just say...
...I was coming here to post exactly that.
[ 16. September 2007, 05:20: Message edited by: infinite_monkey ]
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
# 11333
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Posted
Front page:
For your personal security...butt cracks.
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
# 5557
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Posted
Similarly:
Satan
For your personal security and convenience
Admittedly, I omitted the question mark at the end...
[ 20. September 2007, 05:10: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Posted
Shite your priest told you to stop you wanking
You are the only one
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
# 582
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How did you find the church you attend?
Quick Bible quiz
Well yes, that would test their orthodoxy...
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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
# 11333
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The Jesus Army...Say Something Nice About Them!
Sir yes sir! They have the courage of their convictions SIR!
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Posted
How do tobacco executives sleep at night?
Church
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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
# 1654
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Posted
Who gets to be Bishop...
You are the only one
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Posted
Who will keep the church going?
The next Episcopal bishop of Chicago
Whew.
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
# 11333
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Who may confess? Satan.
Well, I guess that's a first step.
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Posted
How do we doubt?
Hedging bets
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Posted
Which ones are OK to kill?
The next Episcopal bishop of Chicago
That's only one. Who else?
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Organ Builder
Shipmate
# 12478
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Beggars
Which ones are OK to kill?
Seems a bit Draconian to me...
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How desperately difficult it is to be honest with oneself. It is much easier to be honest with other people.--E.F. Benson
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
# 3659
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The Demon of Scroll Lock
Dealing With Demons
So that's how you deal with them? Lock 'em up?
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
# 11333
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Posted
Who should stand? Jesus freaks and arsonists.
All righty then.
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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Ariel
Shipmate
# 58
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"Buggering about with Bible section headings"
I know it says (somewhere) the first shall be last and the last shall be first, but this New Reversed Version does make it a bit difficult to find anything.
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
# 11333
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Why stupid people shouldn't be allowed to breed...Jesus freaks and arsonists.
Now now, many of those are LEARNED behaviors.
[ 28. October 2007, 01:22: Message edited by: infinite_monkey ]
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Posted
Salvation by child-bearing and marriage?
Let the women be silent.
That's right. No more of this "you did this to me" crap.
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fisher
Shipmate
# 9080
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Praying to Mary and... stupid fucking co-workers
"Hail Mary, Gareth, Tracey and Big Stevo full of grace..."
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"Down, down, presumptuous human reason!" But somehow they found out I was not a real bishop at all G. K. Chesterton
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Choirboy
Shipmate
# 9659
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What a lousy job...What's the good of...HMRC--idiots
Couldn't have said it better.
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
# 11333
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Posted
How was John the Baptist conceived? Unquenchable fire.
Dang.
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Posted
I was wondering where this thread had gone. A moment ago, we had The Historicity of Yo Mama.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Autenrieth Road
Shipmate
# 10509
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Bonanza on the front page:
Ancient Geek - The Missionary Atheists
Hey! Some of us geeks are believers!
Mobile Phones - The Secret Santa
Plz plz brng me 1. i'll b gd
Ok to wear rosary or Unquenchable fire - Three word story
Beads burnt. Phooey.
Unsuitable Songs? AS: Bell Ringers Meet
You need to be careful just who you let in your church tower.
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Truth
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
# 11333
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Posted
Surely I'm not the only one holding my breath in anticipation of these two Circus threads lining up:
I hope that someone gets my....Mormon knickers.
They were just one thread apart awhile ago.
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
# 11333
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Evil: Where Does it Come From?....Jack Chick tracts.
Well, yeah, sort of. In little cartoon doses.
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Evil: Where does it come from?
Sunday school?
Somehow I think it's been around longer than that.
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Autenrieth Road
Shipmate
# 10509
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The problem of Susan, Wedding Extortion
Asked her uncle for $30,000 for lipsticks and nylons.
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Truth
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