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balaam

Making an ass of myself
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Birdwatchers on land and sea, it can happen anywhere!

Indeed, those twitchers get everywhere.

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balaam

Making an ass of myself
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Three posts together in Hell could exlain this:

quote:
Originally posred by Autenrieth Road:
The problem of Susan, Wedding Extortion

Wedding Extortion - An apology - Gort

Looks like we've found the culprit.

[speling]

[ 07. January 2008, 14:27: Message edited by: Balaam ]

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Chorister

Completely Frocked
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What every man needs
Erin

But of course.

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Jack o' the Green
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Sex.....We have to be alone

Better than "I have to be alone" I suppose.

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Autenrieth Road

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Things I want to know, But I don't want to!

Make up your mind, will you?

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Truth

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Campbellite

Ut unum sint
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Music Theory and Practice
What is suffering?

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I upped mine. Up yours.
Suffering for Jesus since 1966.
WTFWED?

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Jack o' the Green
Shipmate
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What's the difference between a psychologist and a psychiatrist? Sex

And I thought they had professional standards.

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Chorister

Completely Frocked
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Society of Queen Mary Gort.

Royal connections, eh?
I suppose we'll have to pay to talk to him now. [Roll Eyes]

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Autenrieth Road

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My new hobby: vomiting Hair Today

says my cat.

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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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What did Jesus actually die of?
Eccentric Papal Geocentricity


but but but ... there was no Pope then.

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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
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Abandon Hope: Words to Live By

ITTWACWS.

You know, rather than a gothic one.

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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.

--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Sex revisited:
Is giving up something for Lent worth it?


Whatever it takes, dude. Whatever it takes.

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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Having Babies
Is small really beautiful?


No, but it hurts less.

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MiceElf

Not your average mouse
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There are only two
best hell put downs


But my lips are sealed...

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What do we want.... Cure for Obesity
When do we want it.... After Dessert.

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Autenrieth Road

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Castration Prayer Requests 2008

Oh my Father, if it be possible, let this cut pass away from me.

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Esmeralda

Ship's token UK Mennonite
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What's taken you deeper?
Denomination hopping


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http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/

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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
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Rowan Williams ate my hamster! My hamster ate Rowan Williams!

Is this one of those chicken versus egg paradoxes?

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And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.

--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
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Joyeux

Ship's Lady of Laughter
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Another reason not to fly
Swans Necking


Definitely don't want to get in the way of that activity. Quite dangerous to be a spectator there!

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Float?...Do science too

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Bullfrog.

Prophetic Amphibian
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From Purg:

Castro Retires
Obama, Convince me


Of course, you can't just read about it in the news like every other human being. You have to hear it from Obama...

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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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PrettyFly

Ship's sunbather
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First time with certain Christian sex shop

But not the last [Two face]

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Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.

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Autenrieth Road

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O Canada: the Shrine...
Random Liturgical Questions


It's Lent. Shouldn't you be using a purple maple leaf?

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Joyeux

Ship's Lady of Laughter
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It wasn't my fault...
Those d*mn Enzyte commercials


They made me do it!

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Militant_Sheep
Apprentice
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In Purgatory just now

Baby Bible Bashers

Christian sex shop?


Admittedly it'd be far funnier the other way round, but still...

[ 24. February 2008, 01:00: Message edited by: Militant_Sheep ]

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Militant_Sheep
Apprentice
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Sorry for the double post, everyone, but I just found this in Heaven:

The other half

He that pisseth on the wall


[Ultra confused] [Paranoid] [Killing me] [Overused]

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rufiki

Ship's 'shroom
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What do you get for... The Multiverse?

Quite a lot, if you can find the right buyer.

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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It wasn't my fault ... Genocide denial

[Paranoid]

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MiceElf

Not your average mouse
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What was wrong with calling Andrew Brown Duchess

Well for a start he didnt like it... and then.... need I go on.. I'm sure you can figure the rest.

(code)

[ 28. February 2008, 21:16: Message edited by: Chorister ]

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What do we want.... Cure for Obesity
When do we want it.... After Dessert.

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Joyeux

Ship's Lady of Laughter
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Celebrity Crushes
How many are needed


I don't know that it's a matter of necessity, but rather a fact of existance.

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Autenrieth Road

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C'mon BLiar, send Euan New Member Thread

I'm sure if Euan joins the Ship he can find the New Member Thread on his own.

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Autenrieth Road

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One prayer book or
The Bible, non-stop


The eternal struggle between high and low church.

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fisher
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Horrible liturgical
Hey Jude
U2-charist
Yup, that does indeed sound pretty nasty.

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HenryT

Canadian Anglican
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Two different main board ones ...
Embryo selection for
Be A Better Troll



Oh, Say Can You See:
Question about candles


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HenryT

Canadian Anglican
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And another

Embryo selection for
Female "Priests"?


Ecclesiologically fascinating

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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788

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Esmeralda

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Credit crisis - what next?
Women's World Day of Prayer


Yes, that might help.

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HenryT

Canadian Anglican
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You know you're getting
The political junkie
Only 8.5 years!?!


Is that an electoral term or a prison one?

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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Right here in the Circus:

Papa's gonna buy you
A nu haiku


Oooh! Big spender! Thanks, dad! Besides, you couldn't just write your own haiku, you had to buy one?

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Pastors Clash Over

The Sunday Morning

Thread With No Purpose


"No, I tell you the least purposeful Sunday Morning thread is ...... ".

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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"

(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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Esmeralda

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What are you doing for Easter?
Dancing with the Stars


Mmm.. nice.

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PrettyFly

Ship's sunbather
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Hilary is going to
Santa Fe meet June


Wow, a celebrity guest?!

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Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.

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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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A nice question-and-answer trifecta:

True God? False God?
Where is your limit?
God's purpose in marriage.


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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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Is it time again for
sex before marriage


Way too late for me ...

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rufiki

Ship's 'shroom
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Take comfort from......
naughty comet

[Eek!] ITTWACW!

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Esmeralda

Ship's token UK Mennonite
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The Supersizers go
Whisky thread


I guess it'll be a double then.

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infinite_monkey
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The God of rape, murder, and genocide...I don't believe in God anymore.

Fair enough, if those are your only options.

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And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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I hope I'm not being...

Inscrutable to a non-native... [Big Grin]

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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balaam

Making an ass of myself
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What music will be least embarrassing to Daughter-Unit?

Eurovision


Not sure Wogan would agree.

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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
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The God of Murder, Rape, and Genocide: Selling Your Baby on Craigslist

All the close involvement and personal relationship, way the hell less of the love and compassion.

[ 01. June 2008, 00:54: Message edited by: infinite_monkey ]

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And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.

--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Holy Crap! Groceries cost a fortune! I don't believe in God anymore.

And the seeds that were sown along the path sprang up quickly...

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Esmeralda

Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Should I read..
Riddley Walker


Definitely. Brilliant book.

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http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/

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Esmeralda

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And somewhat more disturbingly:

What's on your kitchen table?
Riddley Walker


I really don't know how he got there...

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