My profile login | | Directory | Search | FAQs | Board home   Printer-friendly view   » Ship of Fools   » Special interest discussion   » The Circus   » Famous Consecutive Posts! (Page 14) Email this page to a friend or enemy.   Pages in this thread: 1  2  3  ...  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  ...  25  26  27    Source: (consider it) Thread: Famous Consecutive Posts! Gwai Shipmate # 11076 Posted                        On the ritual use of Mornington Crescent -------------------- A master of men was the Goodly Fere, A mate of the wind and sea. If they think they ha’ slain our Goodly Fere They are fools eternally. Posts: 11914 | From: Chicago | Registered: Feb 2006  |  IP: Logged Triple Tiara Ship's Papabile # 9556 Posted                          Sacred Dance Help it's the 1970s -------------------- I'm a Roman. You may call me Caligula. Posts: 5905 | From: London, England | Registered: May 2005  |  IP: Logged Sioni Sais Shipmate # 5713 Posted                        Grammar Schools - the Simpletons -------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor" (Paul Sinha, BBC) Posts: 24276 | From: Newport, Wales | Registered: Apr 2004  |  IP: Logged mousethief Ship's Thieving Rodent # 953 Posted                       The Jesuits Another threat to 'Christian free speech'? Depends on whom you ask, obviously. -------------------- This is the last sig I'll ever write for you... Posts: 63536 | From: Washington | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged mousethief Ship's Thieving Rodent # 953 Posted                       Big matey offers word for those facing sack sacred dance That's two words. -------------------- This is the last sig I'll ever write for you... Posts: 63536 | From: Washington | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged Sioni Sais Shipmate # 5713 Posted                        The sensible (and orthodox) Simpletons .... are easier to handle than those we get in Purg. these days. -------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor" (Paul Sinha, BBC) Posts: 24276 | From: Newport, Wales | Registered: Apr 2004  |  IP: Logged Gwai Shipmate # 11076 Posted                        46 - too old to be Brain-dead wankers Perhaps true, but that doesn't stop some of our politicians. -------------------- A master of men was the Goodly Fere, A mate of the wind and sea. If they think they ha’ slain our Goodly Fere They are fools eternally. Posts: 11914 | From: Chicago | Registered: Feb 2006  |  IP: Logged mousethief Ship's Thieving Rodent # 953 Posted                       How did Adam and Eve sin? Strippers I thought their problem was not taking clothes off, but putting them on? -------------------- This is the last sig I'll ever write for you... Posts: 63536 | From: Washington | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged Geneviève Mother-Hatting Cat Lover # 9098 Posted                        Searching Fluffy Bunnies Would one need a warrant? -------------------- "Ineffable" defined: "I cannot and will not be effed with." (Courtesy of CCTooSweet in Running the Books) Posts: 4336 | From: Eastern US | Registered: Feb 2005  |  IP: Logged E Tiddy Shipmate # 9201 Posted                           Adult "Christian... thrice betrayed How sad... Posts: 142 | From: West Yorkshire | Registered: Mar 2005  |  IP: Logged Jahlove Tied to the mast # 10290 Posted                        Ways to screw up your 2009 Birthdays, Holydays #1 Lose Diary #2 Lose Calendar #3 Forget to post Birthday List at Selfridge's -------------------- “Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain Posts: 6477 | From: Alice's Restaurant (UK Franchise) | Registered: Sep 2005  |  IP: Logged Ariel Shipmate # 58 Posted                          German Pastor ordered Strippers. Posts: 25445 | Registered: May 2001  |  IP: Logged JonahMan Shipmate # 12126 Posted                        To resurrect an old idea..... at the moment in Purgatory we have "Mel Gibson and annulment" "Castration - a valid alternative?" Seems a bit harsh, but maybe worth a try in his case? Jonah -------------------- Thank God for the aged And old age itself, and illness and the grave For when you're old, or ill and particularly in the coffin It's no trouble to behave Posts: 914 | From: Planet Zog | Registered: Dec 2006  |  IP: Logged mousethief Ship's Thieving Rodent # 953 Posted                       What do the non-denoms have that mainliners don't? Noah's Ark If it's big enough for all those animals, it's big enough for a megachurch, fer shure! -------------------- This is the last sig I'll ever write for you... Posts: 63536 | From: Washington | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged Autenrieth Road Shipmate # 10509 Posted                        Andrew comes to London Hanging Pyx sources An enigmatic new stage of The Plot. -------------------- Truth Posts: 9559 | From: starlight | Registered: Oct 2005  |  IP: Logged mousethief Ship's Thieving Rodent # 953 Posted                       How can churches attract people to want to know more about God? Carrots and sticks. Could you be more specific? -------------------- This is the last sig I'll ever write for you... Posts: 63536 | From: Washington | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged Jahlove Tied to the mast # 10290 Posted                        But what if I don't Just get it right! Then you'll be kept behind until you do -------------------- “Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain Posts: 6477 | From: Alice's Restaurant (UK Franchise) | Registered: Sep 2005  |  IP: Logged Gwai Shipmate # 11076 Posted                        Swine Flu Today I condemn to Flora London Marathon Well, I think I'll skip that event then! -------------------- A master of men was the Goodly Fere, A mate of the wind and sea. If they think they ha’ slain our Goodly Fere They are fools eternally. Posts: 11914 | From: Chicago | Registered: Feb 2006  |  IP: Logged Autenrieth Road Shipmate # 10509 Posted                        Characters at your Discernment of a calling Well, there's your parish priest, and your DDO, and your Bishop, and your BAP committee, and your Ship friends, and.... Yup, quite a few characters. (Any Anglican biases in this post are entirely harmless and may be consumed as desired, as long as they are properly prepared and well-basted. Or -toasted, if you prefer.) -------------------- Truth Posts: 9559 | From: starlight | Registered: Oct 2005  |  IP: Logged Autenrieth Road Shipmate # 10509 Posted                        Is there hope for the... Brisbane Romans I dunno. What do the Sydney Anglicans think? -------------------- Truth Posts: 9559 | From: starlight | Registered: Oct 2005  |  IP: Logged mousethief Ship's Thieving Rodent # 953 Posted                       What do denominationals have that non-D's don't? Pirates. Arrrr. -------------------- This is the last sig I'll ever write for you... Posts: 63536 | From: Washington | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged mousethief Ship's Thieving Rodent # 953 Posted                       What's wrong with California? Christianity and Capital Punishment The old one-two. -------------------- This is the last sig I'll ever write for you... Posts: 63536 | From: Washington | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged Hennah Ship's Mother Hen # 9541 Posted                        You better start packing... Sat 23rd May shipmeet Bit late for packing now, surely? -------------------- Never stand behind satan in a Post Office queue: the devil takes many forms. Posts: 925 | From: The Henhouse, Beside The Seaside, Kent | Registered: May 2005  |  IP: Logged Esmeralda Ship's token UK Mennonite # 582 Posted                        Not Ship posts, but last night I was hopping TV channels to get programme information and I got the following three programme titles in succession: Come dine with me Where eagles dare Inside Britain's fattest man -------------------- I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand. http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/ Posts: 17415 | From: A small island nobody pays any attention to | Registered: Jun 2001  |  IP: Logged Jahlove Tied to the mast # 10290 Posted                        You Better Start Packin Shorts, Sandals and... Suncream? (Umbrella for the UK-based) -------------------- “Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain Posts: 6477 | From: Alice's Restaurant (UK Franchise) | Registered: Sep 2005  |  IP: Logged Sioni Sais Shipmate # 5713 Posted                        On front page: How Muslims see Shoes Down there on their feet, or in a pile by the door. -------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor" (Paul Sinha, BBC) Posts: 24276 | From: Newport, Wales | Registered: Apr 2004  |  IP: Logged Sioni Sais Shipmate # 5713 Posted                        Tell me about your Post Count Landmark and they do, don't they. -------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor" (Paul Sinha, BBC) Posts: 24276 | From: Newport, Wales | Registered: Apr 2004  |  IP: Logged mousethief Ship's Thieving Rodent # 953 Posted                       Stop! What are you reading today? Who wrote it? And what's it called? -------------------- This is the last sig I'll ever write for you... Posts: 63536 | From: Washington | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged infinite_monkey Shipmate # 11333 Posted                        Your faith journey: what you discovered Invisible white unicorns -------------------- His light was lifted just above the Law, And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw. --Dar Williams, And a God Descended Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com Posts: 1423 | From: left coast united states | Registered: Apr 2006  |  IP: Logged W Hyatt Shipmate # 14250 Posted                        On the 20 most popular threads page: Military bans meeting of militant church Why not Andrew? Apparently they did, although he claimed that he would be traveling for a couple of months. Posts: 1565 | From: U.S.A. | Registered: Nov 2008  |  IP: Logged Leaf Shipmate # 14169 Posted                       Currently in Purg: Marriage liturgy's theology "It's all a mistake - honest!" Posts: 2786 | From: the electrical field | Registered: Oct 2008  |  IP: Logged Esmeralda Ship's token UK Mennonite # 582 Posted                        In Heaven: What did you do for your holidays? Beautiful beaches for dreaming and strolling -------------------- I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand. http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/ Posts: 17415 | From: A small island nobody pays any attention to | Registered: Jun 2001  |  IP: Logged churchgeek Have candles, will pray # 5557 Posted                           In Purg: How to be 'recognizably Anglican' The Friends know best? -------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind. My article on the Virgin of Vladimir Posts: 7773 | From: Detroit | Registered: Feb 2004  |  IP: Logged Chorister Completely Frocked # 473 Posted                          Evony - control your sex before marriage Yes, please do, or before long we will be overrun by lots of little Evonys pitter-pattering about the place! -------------------- Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change. Posts: 34626 | From: Cream Tealand | Registered: Jun 2001  |  IP: Logged mousethief Ship's Thieving Rodent # 953 Posted                       Yes...it's those TMI Nice Methodist Pictures -------------------- This is the last sig I'll ever write for you... Posts: 63536 | From: Washington | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged Jahlove Tied to the mast # 10290 Posted                        [ 15. August 2009, 17:25: Message edited by: Jahlove ] -------------------- “Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain Posts: 6477 | From: Alice's Restaurant (UK Franchise) | Registered: Sep 2005  |  IP: Logged Chorister Completely Frocked # 473 Posted                          See what you've done, Mousethief - you've rendered Jahlove speechless! -------------------- Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change. Posts: 34626 | From: Cream Tealand | Registered: Jun 2001  |  IP: Logged Joyeux Ship's Lady of Laughter # 3851 Posted                        You know you've been Alan Turing to Get AS: Bell Ringers Meet Sounds like part of a current circus game ...when you look in a mirror and see yourself holding an Alan Turing mask... -------------------- Float?...Do science too Posts: 4318 | From: over th... no, there! | Registered: Dec 2002  |  IP: Logged infinite_monkey Shipmate # 11333 Posted                        Really wishing the Kerygmania could take just the briefest of holidays from the board, so that we could enjoy: Random Liturgical Questions...and Zombies. -------------------- His light was lifted just above the Law, And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw. --Dar Williams, And a God Descended Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com Posts: 1423 | From: left coast united states | Registered: Apr 2006  |  IP: Logged mousethief Ship's Thieving Rodent # 953 Posted                       Is it possible to idolize Jesus? I doubt it -------------------- This is the last sig I'll ever write for you... Posts: 63536 | From: Washington | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged Gwai Shipmate # 11076 Posted                        God told me to ... Celebrate the death of Genevieve Ouch! -------------------- A master of men was the Goodly Fere, A mate of the wind and sea. If they think they ha’ slain our Goodly Fere They are fools eternally. Posts: 11914 | From: Chicago | Registered: Feb 2006  |  IP: Logged infinite_monkey Shipmate # 11333 Posted                        I know I'm getting entirely too much mileage out of one thread, but I'd still like to draw your attention to: The 2009 Ship Of Fools Celebrity Death Pool game thing...and Zombies. -------------------- His light was lifted just above the Law, And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw. --Dar Williams, And a God Descended Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com Posts: 1423 | From: left coast united states | Registered: Apr 2006  |  IP: Logged Nunzia Shipmate # 4766 Posted                        Yes, it's those TMI...Funerals There are some things I'd just rather not know about the Dearly Departed. -------------------- ----- ---------. ---- - ---- ----. Posts: 1903 | From: Crazy-glued to the ledge | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged Sioni Sais Shipmate # 5713 Posted                        On the front page, first threads in Heaven and Purgatory: Tips for fighting the British Government Answers on a postcard please. -------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor" (Paul Sinha, BBC) Posts: 24276 | From: Newport, Wales | Registered: Apr 2004  |  IP: Logged Leaf Shipmate # 14169 Posted                       Here in the Circus: You know you've been... deeply, deeply offended (raises back of hand to forehead, dramatically) Alas, 'tis true! Posts: 2786 | From: the electrical field | Registered: Oct 2008  |  IP: Logged Chorister Completely Frocked # 473 Posted                          Or even: "you know you've been taking it literally" "Never have I ever"! (You could make whole conversations this way....) -------------------- Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change. Posts: 34626 | From: Cream Tealand | Registered: Jun 2001  |  IP: Logged Jahlove Tied to the mast # 10290 Posted                        Vicars who resign after the worst Bible Coffee in London may be taking distaste for Fair Trade produce a bit far -------------------- “Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain Posts: 6477 | From: Alice's Restaurant (UK Franchise) | Registered: Sep 2005  |  IP: Logged infinite_monkey Shipmate # 11333 Posted                        The Book of Revelation...and Zombies. -------------------- His light was lifted just above the Law, And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw. --Dar Williams, And a God Descended Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com Posts: 1423 | From: left coast united states | Registered: Apr 2006  |  IP: Logged Sioni Sais Shipmate # 5713 Posted                        What's the point of the worst Bible To provide material for lamebrained proof-texters. -------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor" (Paul Sinha, BBC) Posts: 24276 | From: Newport, Wales | Registered: Apr 2004  |  IP: Logged Sioni Sais Shipmate # 5713 Posted                        The Book of Revelation and Zombies Even more wacky stuff in the conspiracy theorists favourite book. -------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor" (Paul Sinha, BBC) Posts: 24276 | From: Newport, Wales | Registered: Apr 2004  |  IP: Logged Pages in this thread: 1  2  3  ...  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  ...  25  26  27    Printer-friendly view Go to: Select a board: Category: Ship's business -------------------- The Styx Category: Community discussion -------------------- Heaven Purgatory Hell All Saints Category: Special interest discussion -------------------- Ecclesiantics Kerygmania The Circus Dead Horses The Eighth Day Category: Ship's Locker -------------------- Glory Limbo Category: Things we did -------------------- Nativity Play Auctions The Laugh Judgment The Da Vinci Code Chapter & Worse Contact us | Ship of Fools | Privacy statement © Ship of Fools 2016 UBB.classicTM 6.5.0