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Gwai
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On the ritual use of
Mornington Crescent

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A master of men was the Goodly Fere,
A mate of the wind and sea.
If they think they ha’ slain our Goodly Fere
They are fools eternally.


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Triple Tiara

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Sacred Dance
Help it's the 1970s


[Snigger]

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I'm a Roman. You may call me Caligula.

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Sioni Sais
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Grammar Schools - the
Simpletons


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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"

(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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mousethief

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The Jesuits
Another threat to 'Christian free speech'?


Depends on whom you ask, obviously.

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“Religion doesn't fuck up people, people fuck up religion.”—lilBuddha

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mousethief

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Big matey offers word for those facing sack
sacred dance


That's two words.

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“Religion doesn't fuck up people, people fuck up religion.”—lilBuddha

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Sioni Sais
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The sensible (and orthodox)
Simpletons


.... are easier to handle than those we get in Purg. these days.

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(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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Gwai
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46 - too old to be

Brain-dead wankers


Perhaps true, but that doesn't stop some of our politicians.

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A master of men was the Goodly Fere,
A mate of the wind and sea.
If they think they ha’ slain our Goodly Fere
They are fools eternally.


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mousethief

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How did Adam and Eve sin?
Strippers


I thought their problem was not taking clothes off, but putting them on?

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“Religion doesn't fuck up people, people fuck up religion.”—lilBuddha

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Geneviève

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Searching
Fluffy Bunnies


Would one need a warrant?

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"Ineffable" defined: "I cannot and will not be effed with." (Courtesy of CCTooSweet in Running the Books)

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Adult "Christian...
thrice betrayed

How sad...

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Jahlove
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Ways to screw up your
2009 Birthdays, Holydays


#1 Lose Diary

#2 Lose Calendar

#3 Forget to post Birthday List at Selfridge's

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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain

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German Pastor ordered Strippers.
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To resurrect an old idea.....

at the moment in Purgatory we have

"Mel Gibson and annulment"
"Castration - a valid alternative?"

Seems a bit harsh, but maybe worth a try in his case?

Jonah

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Thank God for the aged
And old age itself, and illness and the grave
For when you're old, or ill and particularly in the coffin
It's no trouble to behave

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mousethief

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What do the non-denoms have that mainliners don't?
Noah's Ark


If it's big enough for all those animals, it's big enough for a megachurch, fer shure!

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“Religion doesn't fuck up people, people fuck up religion.”—lilBuddha

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Andrew comes to London
Hanging Pyx sources


An enigmatic new stage of The Plot.

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Truth

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mousethief

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How can churches attract people to want to know more about God?
Carrots and sticks.


Could you be more specific?

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But what if I don't
Just get it right!


Then you'll be kept behind until you do

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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain

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Gwai
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Swine Flu
Today I condemn to
Flora London Marathon


Well, I think I'll skip that event then!

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A master of men was the Goodly Fere,
A mate of the wind and sea.
If they think they ha’ slain our Goodly Fere
They are fools eternally.


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Autenrieth Road

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Characters at your
Discernment of a calling


Well, there's your parish priest, and your DDO, and your Bishop, and your BAP committee, and your Ship friends, and.... Yup, quite a few characters.

(Any Anglican biases in this post are entirely harmless and may be consumed as desired, as long as they are properly prepared and well-basted. Or -toasted, if you prefer.)

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Autenrieth Road

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Is there hope for the...
Brisbane Romans


I dunno. What do the Sydney Anglicans think?

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Truth

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mousethief

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What do denominationals have that non-D's don't?
Pirates.


Arrrr.

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mousethief

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What's wrong with California?
Christianity and Capital Punishment


The old one-two.

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“Religion doesn't fuck up people, people fuck up religion.”—lilBuddha

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Hennah

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You better start packing...
Sat 23rd May shipmeet


Bit late for packing now, surely?

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Never stand behind satan in a Post Office queue: the devil takes many forms.

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Esmeralda

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Not Ship posts, but last night I was hopping TV channels to get programme information and I got the following three programme titles in succession:

Come dine with me
Where eagles dare
Inside Britain's fattest man
[Eek!]

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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/

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Jahlove
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You Better Start Packin
Shorts, Sandals and...


Suncream? (Umbrella for the UK-based)

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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain

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Sioni Sais
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On front page:

How Muslims see
Shoes


Down there on their feet, or in a pile by the door.

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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"

(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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Sioni Sais
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Tell me about your
Post Count Landmark


and they do, don't they.

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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"

(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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mousethief

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Stop! What are you reading today?
Who wrote it? And what's it called?


[Big Grin]

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“Religion doesn't fuck up people, people fuck up religion.”—lilBuddha

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Your faith journey: what you discovered
Invisible white unicorns

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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.

--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com

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On the 20 most popular threads page:

Military bans meeting of militant church
Why not Andrew?


Apparently they did, although he claimed that he would be traveling for a couple of months.

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Currently in Purg:

Marriage liturgy's theology
"It's all a mistake - honest!"

[Big Grin]

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Esmeralda

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In Heaven:

What did you do for your holidays?
Beautiful beaches for dreaming and strolling


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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/

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churchgeek

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In Purg:

How to be 'recognizably Anglican'
The Friends know best?


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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Chorister

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Evony - control your
sex before marriage


Yes, please do, or before long we will be overrun by lots of little Evonys pitter-pattering about the place! [Eek!]

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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.

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mousethief

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Yes...it's those TMI
Nice Methodist Pictures


[Eek!]

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[ 15. August 2009, 17:25: Message edited by: Jahlove ]

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Chorister

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See what you've done, Mousethief - you've rendered Jahlove speechless!

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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.

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Joyeux

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You know you've been
Alan Turing to Get
AS: Bell Ringers Meet


Sounds like part of a current circus game
...when you look in a mirror and see yourself holding an Alan Turing mask...

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Float?...Do science too

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infinite_monkey
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Really wishing the Kerygmania could take just the briefest of holidays from the board, so that we could enjoy:

Random Liturgical Questions...and Zombies.

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And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.

--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
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mousethief

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Is it possible to idolize Jesus?
I doubt it


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Gwai
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God told me to ...
Celebrate the death of Genevieve

Ouch!

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A master of men was the Goodly Fere,
A mate of the wind and sea.
If they think they ha’ slain our Goodly Fere
They are fools eternally.


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infinite_monkey
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I know I'm getting entirely too much mileage out of one thread, but I'd still like to draw your attention to:

The 2009 Ship Of Fools Celebrity Death Pool game thing...and Zombies.

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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.

--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com

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Nunzia

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Yes, it's those TMI...Funerals

There are some things I'd just rather not know about the Dearly Departed.

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Sioni Sais
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On the front page, first threads in Heaven and Purgatory:

Tips for fighting the
British Government


Answers on a postcard please.

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(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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Leaf
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Here in the Circus:

You know you've been... deeply, deeply offended

(raises back of hand to forehead, dramatically) Alas, 'tis true!

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Chorister

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Or even:

"you know you've been taking it literally"
"Never have I ever"!

(You could make whole conversations this way....)

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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.

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Vicars who resign after
the worst Bible
Coffee in London


may be taking distaste for Fair Trade produce a bit far

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The Book of Revelation...and Zombies.

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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.

--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com

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Sioni Sais
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What's the point of
the worst Bible


To provide material for lamebrained proof-texters.

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Sioni Sais
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The Book of Revelation
and Zombies


Even more wacky stuff in the conspiracy theorists favourite book.

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(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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