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Angel Wrestler
Ship's Hipster
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Sexual Advances from Banner Lady.
(this is probably going to generate a lot of nominations for famous last post)
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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quote: Originally posted by Angel Wrestler: Sexual Advances from Banner Lady.
I dread to think where she tried to stick her pole.
-------------------- I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Did Jesus Exist? Tricky
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Joyeux
Ship's Lady of Laughter
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What's Your Favourite ACORN and Prostitution
Not sure what to say to that combination.
-------------------- Float?...Do science too
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Refugees Only Want Michael Jackson Dead
Hardly; I think most want to go home to a peaceful country.
-------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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St Thérčse of Lisieux.. Woo woo witchy woman
one man's saint is another man's sorceror
-------------------- “Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
# 5713
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Satnavs Benny Hinn refused
All of them. Probably didn't listen to his lawyers either.
-------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Romans 1:27... Men... Unfrocking ceremony
um, isn't that one of them Dead Horse thingies?
-------------------- “Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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quote: Originally posted by Jahlove: St Thérčse of Lisieux.. Woo woo witchy woman
one man's saint is another man's sorceror
Isn't that the moral of the story of Joan of Arc?
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Nunzia
Shipmate
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And God the Word Was....Deeply, Deeply Offended
Uh oh! Somebody's gonna get smitten.
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
# 5713
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Women Bishops debate Different Beliefs
Which is a more tenable objection to women bishops than genitalia.
-------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Why did Christianity last? Selective fundamentalism
...and I guess the dumb luck of having selected the right ones?
-------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
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Letting "God" redderfreak
He needs permission?
-------------------- In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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I've decided to buy Sermons and Doctrine
No more long, coffee-fuelled, Saturday evenings then.
-------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Mogwai joins the Daily Mafia Meet on 6 November
i) They meet daily? ii) Do Sine, Grits and Monkeylizard know?
-------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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And God the Word was Deeply Deeply Offended
Those Pharisees again, no doubt.
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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In Purg:
Talkers vs. Thinkers Experience of alternative lifestyle
Good advice. But I can't make heads or tails of this one:
Why did Christianity last? "Too stupid to marry"
In Eccles: Greeting a Hierarch Unfrocking ceremony
I would not recommend that.
In Heaven:
It's official - 100 most beautiful words in English Cranmer's prayer for a parking spot
(Cranmer's prayers are beautiful, but I can't imagine him going on for 100 words!)
In Keryg: And God the Word was... Finding a bible, picky picky picky
In the Styx: What's up with Erin? History of the Ship
-------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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I love Disney but We have seen his star
And it is Mickey Mouse.
-------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Eat your dog to save Drug companies
Y'know, I think my dog might live.
-------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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A gem in Purg:
Can we make the world a better place, or do we have to wait for God to do it? Was the BBC right to do it?
-------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Where do our pets go when they die? Resurrection of the body
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Angel Wrestler
Ship's Hipster
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Resurrection of the body Saints do unusual things
-------------------- The fact that no one understands you does not make you an artist. (unknown)
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Nunzia
Shipmate
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We have seen His star Turn that damn camera OFF!
Wait, wait! I just wanna get one of Balthazar pointing at the star! OK, great. Melchior, you wanna squeeze in there? Good. Now, smile! Smile! C'mon it's the Messiah, ffs! OK, now let me set the timer...
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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What must I do to be saved Mark of the beast
Surely that can't be right?
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
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At last! The stars have aligned!
What must I do to be saved? Eat your dog.
(I've been waiting DAYS for this one!)
-------------------- His light was lifted just above the Law, And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw. --Dar Williams, And a God Descended Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Holy Kiss - what about it? Is talking about other people's sex lives always gossip?
I'm pretty sure a kiss of peace in church doesn't constitute a sex life.
-------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Who eats out on Christmas Pope announces plans
I guess he's entitled to. He's busy enough that time of year to be cooking for himself.
-------------------- I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Assume that there is no god Does my pew need its own Bible?
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say probably not.
Why bother with the Ship? Euthanasia and self-sacrifice
What should people wear to church? Sneakers on wires
I'm finding this difficult to picture for SO many reasons...
Democracy's dilemma? Immortality of the soul, versus Resurrection of the dead
Why don't we settle it with a vote.
-------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Sorry, one more:
How do Americans preach Christ the King Sunday? The path to hell is paved with good intentions
I'm sure we've all heard worse non-sequiturs from the pulpit.
-------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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How do Americans preach Christ the King Sunday? The Conservative Evangelical Agenda
Everything looks like a nail.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Assume that there is no God Any thoughts?
No. Nor any people to think them, nor even any matter to make people to think thoughts.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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No room at the inn? Not tonight, Joseph
Dang. Can you put us up in the barn?
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
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What would get drop-outs to talk? Raising the dead.
I imagine it might just.
-------------------- His light was lifted just above the Law, And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw. --Dar Williams, And a God Descended Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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What every Methodist needs to know value of relationships that traverse religion & belief
Yes those Methodists are so insular. Need to get out more. Ride the circuit some.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Out of the old and into the... Porridge!
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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Marching Muslims... Come here to get your... Parenting support...
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Heat up the coals for Prayers of the Faithful.
has a good biblical precedent
-------------------- “Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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quote: Originally posted by Keren-Happuch: Mobile phones in the Image of God...
Is that because like God, they're incomprehensible?
-------------------- I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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Dormouse
Glis glis Ship's rodent
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On Heaven, at the moment: Lenten Recipes How to make a Donkey
But I thought meat was off limits...
-------------------- What are you doing for Lent? 40 days, 40 reflections, 40 acts of generosity. Join the #40acts challenge for #Lent and let's start a movement. www.40acts.org.uk
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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From the front page...
Heat up the coals for...no smoking support.
That's not terribly supportive, now is it?
-------------------- The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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Nunzia
Shipmate
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What do you know about...Hyper-sensitive offense-taking....Lawyers
No answer, but it's almost worth waking up at 2am to catch that one.
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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In Styx,
Gay Ghetto Café now testing Shipmates not revealing their geographical locations
Those anywhere near the Gay Ghetto Café will be lured in by the aroma of mochachino and we will know where they are
-------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Ariel
Shipmate
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Why are we lighting Hannah's beer?
Cos Dave here promised he'd get her a flamin' pint...
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Joyeux
Ship's Lady of Laughter
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A Day in the Life of Coffee
Today, we grow, in the shade, on an organic farm.
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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On the front page, right now.
Decline and fall of ... Tits
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(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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