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Angel Wrestler
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Sexual Advances from
Banner Lady.


(this is probably going to generate a lot of nominations for famous last post)

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Esmeralda

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quote:
Originally posted by Angel Wrestler:
Sexual Advances from
Banner Lady.

I dread to think where she tried to stick her pole.

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mousethief

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Did Jesus Exist?
Tricky


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Joyeux

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What's Your Favourite
ACORN and Prostitution


Not sure what to say to that combination.

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Sioni Sais
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Refugees Only Want
Michael Jackson Dead


Hardly; I think most want to go home to a peaceful country.

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(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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Jahlove
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St Thérčse of Lisieux.. Woo woo witchy woman



one man's saint is another man's sorceror

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Sioni Sais
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Satnavs
Benny Hinn refused


All of them. Probably didn't listen to his lawyers either.

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(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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Jahlove
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Romans 1:27... Men... Unfrocking ceremony


um, isn't that one of them Dead Horse thingies?

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mousethief

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quote:
Originally posted by Jahlove:
St Thérčse of Lisieux.. Woo woo witchy woman



one man's saint is another man's sorceror

Isn't that the moral of the story of Joan of Arc?

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Nunzia

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And God the Word Was....Deeply, Deeply Offended

Uh oh! Somebody's gonna get smitten.

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Sioni Sais
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Women Bishops debate
Different Beliefs


Which is a more tenable objection to women bishops than genitalia.

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(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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churchgeek

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Why did Christianity last?
Selective fundamentalism


...and I guess the dumb luck of having selected the right ones?

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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pimple

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Letting "God" redderfreak

He needs permission?

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Sioni Sais
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I've decided to buy
Sermons and Doctrine


No more long, coffee-fuelled, Saturday evenings then.

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(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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Sioni Sais
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Mogwai joins the Daily
Mafia Meet on 6 November


i) They meet daily?
ii) Do Sine, Grits and Monkeylizard know?

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(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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mousethief

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And God the Word was
Deeply Deeply Offended


Those Pharisees again, no doubt.

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churchgeek

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In Purg:

Talkers vs. Thinkers
Experience of alternative lifestyle


Good advice. But I can't make heads or tails of this one:

Why did Christianity last?
"Too stupid to marry"


In Eccles:
Greeting a Hierarch
Unfrocking ceremony


[Eek!] I would not recommend that.

In Heaven:

It's official - 100 most beautiful words in English
Cranmer's prayer for a parking spot


(Cranmer's prayers are beautiful, but I can't imagine him going on for 100 words!)

In Keryg:
And God the Word was...
Finding a bible, picky picky picky


In the Styx:
What's up with Erin?
History of the Ship


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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Sioni Sais
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I love Disney but
We have seen his star


And it is Mickey Mouse.

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Sioni Sais
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Eat your dog to save
Drug companies


Y'know, I think my dog might live.

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(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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churchgeek

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A gem in Purg:

Can we make the world a better place, or do we have to wait for God to do it?
Was the BBC right to do it?


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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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mousethief

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Where do our pets go when they die?
Resurrection of the body


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Angel Wrestler
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Resurrection of the body
Saints do unusual things

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(unknown)

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Nunzia

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We have seen His star
Turn that damn camera OFF!


Wait, wait! I just wanna get one of Balthazar pointing at the star! OK, great. Melchior, you wanna squeeze in there? Good. Now, smile! Smile! C'mon it's the Messiah, ffs! OK, now let me set the timer...

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mousethief

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What must I do to be saved
Mark of the beast


Surely that can't be right?

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infinite_monkey
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At last! The stars have aligned!

What must I do to be saved?
Eat your dog.


(I've been waiting DAYS for this one!)

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And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.

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churchgeek

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Holy Kiss - what about it?
Is talking about other people's sex lives always gossip?


I'm pretty sure a kiss of peace in church doesn't constitute a sex life.

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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LeRoc

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Who eats out on Christmas
Pope announces plans


I guess he's entitled to. He's busy enough that time of year to be cooking for himself.

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churchgeek

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Assume that there is no god
Does my pew need its own Bible?


I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say probably not.

Why bother with the Ship?
Euthanasia and self-sacrifice


[Eek!]

What should people wear to church?
Sneakers on wires


I'm finding this difficult to picture for SO many reasons...

Democracy's dilemma?
Immortality of the soul, versus Resurrection of the dead


Why don't we settle it with a vote.

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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churchgeek

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Sorry, one more:

How do Americans preach Christ the King Sunday?
The path to hell is paved with good intentions


I'm sure we've all heard worse non-sequiturs from the pulpit.

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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mousethief

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How do Americans preach Christ the King Sunday?
The Conservative Evangelical Agenda


Everything looks like a nail.

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mousethief

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Assume that there is no God
Any thoughts?


No. Nor any people to think them, nor even any matter to make people to think thoughts.

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mousethief

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No room at the inn?
Not tonight, Joseph


Dang. Can you put us up in the barn?

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infinite_monkey
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What would get drop-outs to talk?
Raising the dead.

I imagine it might just.

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And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.

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mousethief

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What every Methodist needs to know
value of relationships that traverse religion & belief


Yes those Methodists are so insular. Need to get out more. Ride the circuit some.

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mousethief

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Out of the old and into the...
Porridge!


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Lyda*Rose

Ship's broken porthole
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Marching Muslims...
Come here to get your...
Parenting support...


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Jahlove
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Heat up the coals for
  Prayers of the Faithful.


has a good biblical precedent

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Keren-Happuch

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Mobile phones in the
Image of God...

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Travesty, treachery, betrayal!
EXCESS - The Art of Treason
Nea Fox

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Esmeralda

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quote:
Originally posted by Keren-Happuch:
Mobile phones in the
Image of God...

Is that because like God, they're incomprehensible?

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Dormouse

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On Heaven, at the moment:
Lenten Recipes
How to make a Donkey

But I thought meat was off limits...

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40 days, 40 reflections, 40 acts of generosity. Join the #40acts challenge for #Lent and let's start a movement. www.40acts.org.uk

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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From the front page...

Heat up the coals for...no smoking support.

That's not terribly supportive, now is it?

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Nunzia

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What do you know about...Hyper-sensitive offense-taking....Lawyers

No answer, but it's almost worth waking up at 2am to catch that one.

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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In Styx,

Gay Ghetto
Café now testing
Shipmates not revealing their geographical locations


Those anywhere near the Gay Ghetto
Café will be lured in by the aroma of
mochachino and we will know where they are

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Ariel
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Why are we lighting Hannah's beer?

Cos Dave here promised he'd get her a flamin' pint...

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Joyeux

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A Day in the Life of
Coffee


Today, we grow, in the shade, on an organic farm.

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Esmeralda

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Who gets prayed for?
The Copts


Well, maybe they need it more.

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http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/

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churchgeek

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How'd you change atheists
Bullying nuns


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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Avila
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Encroaching Creatures
Churchgoing for Dummies


[Help]

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Avila
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New Anglican bishop of Chelmsford
Vince Cable? ...


Checking out a new job???

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Sioni Sais
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On the front page, right now.

Decline and fall of ...
Tits


[Frown]

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