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Trudy Scrumptious
BBE Shieldmaiden
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In Purg:
The Return of Ruth What is the Reason?
Officially, it's just that a couple of us Hosts are very busy and we need some backup, but could there be a more sinister plot afoot?
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I lied. There are no things. Just books.
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mousethief
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What conservatives really want Atheism on purpose
And they're getting it.
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joan knox
Knoxy is my homeboy
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Top Gear - ''acceptable sexism'' this time? There's nothing surer....
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lilBuddha
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I Don't Intend On Tolerating Y*nkee Doodlings Oh, come on then! The colonials are not all bad.
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infinite_monkey
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What conservatives really want: Wisconsin teachers
Perhaps you really do always hurt the ones you love?
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Darkwing
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When book club goes horribly wrong:
Which book is this? What were we thinking?
-------------------- "Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament!" - Kenneth, 30 Rock
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Waitrose secretly sells Nuclear power stations
how very upmarket - our local Spar only sells sacks of coal.
-------------------- “Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Sioni Sais
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Can we be honest about Nuclear Power Stations
Why? Has anyone ever been?
-------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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joan knox
Knoxy is my homeboy
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Both in Purg -
The American Constitution what would you cut?
and...
When does temptation become a sin? When politcal correctness calls
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lilBuddha
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Things you think are Nuclear? Nuclear power stations Too obvious an answer?
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Hedgehog
Ship's Shortstop
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A lovely pun from a combination of Dead Horses and Limbo:
The emotional toll AS: Bell ringers meet...
For the full flavor, I prefer to read "AS" as "as."
-------------------- "We must regain the conviction that we need one another, that we have a shared responsibility for others and the world, and that being good and decent are worth it."--Pope Francis, Laudato Si'
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joan knox
Knoxy is my homeboy
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Rob Bell and Universalism Time for Godzilla?
Well, I know in some quarters Bell's unpopular, but surely sending in Godzilla's a little harsh?
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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When I Was a Kid I Really Wanted Alternative Hymn Lyrics
And I still do.
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Sioni Sais
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Appositely in Heaven:
Did you get an E-Bacc? Wasted Education
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(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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When political correctness calls... No, St Paul, you can't be our minister
You're just too insensitive.
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Jonah tells the Ninevites Limitless Limericks
I was told to make all you lot quail But I ended up in a whale It wasn't no fun In the cetaceous tum But it makes for a rattling good tale.
-------------------- “Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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jedijudy
Organist of the Jedi Temple
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Fictional Character's Fictional Feelings
Well, that would seem to make sense...
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Nunzia
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I Don't Intend on Tolerating... Advice for Pet Owners
Damn right!
If I want to anesthesize my Snookums with Jack Daniels before trying out the Kitty Kutz Home Spay Kit from Gillette, thats my own freaking business, OK?
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Books that help heal No fly zone over Libya
Biggles Flies Undone
-------------------- “Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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lilBuddha
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Can we burn Terry Jones? Parenting for All Ages Are we teaching the children why it would be wrong to do this? Or how to stack the wood and proper use of kindling?
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Trudy Scrumptious
BBE Shieldmaiden
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Q&A currently in Purg:
What Have Been the Contributions of Calvinism to Christian Worship?
Depression
-------------------- Books and things.
I lied. There are no things. Just books.
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Nunzia
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Trudy
''Yid Army'' - Is this chanting anti semitic?
The Revenge of the Blindingly Obvious
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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"Yid Army" - is this chanting anti-semitic? Limitations on Free Expression
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Osama bin Laden is Challenging Fellow
tense amendment required
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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A six year old writes a letter to God Who has it easiest in life - men or women ?
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lilBuddha
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Osama Bin Laden is Challenging Fellow Shipmates expecting Royal Wedding Watching for fear of the Jews Limitless Limericks
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Why are weddings so expensive? The Coming of the Holy Spirit
Everything has to be just so.
Added by iF: Read the new rules, mt! [ 08. May 2011, 22:24: Message edited by: Imaginary Friend ]
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lilBuddha
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FEMA stands for I am a total knobend.
Says it all really.
I know it is over. One last time, though.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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IF, can you give us a link to these new rules?
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Imaginary Friend
Real to you
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It was a H&A day thing: every post in the Circus had to include a link to picture of an alligator. Normal service has now been resumed.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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How do we know God turned up in church this week? Depression.
Sounds like somebody's in the wrong religion.
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joan knox
Knoxy is my homeboy
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How did you hear about sex? Through the lens
sounds a tad like Hitchcockian voyeurism
That would be a great name for a band Missing body parts
Heavy metal band perhaps?
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QLib
Bad Example
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Has anyone noticed that Jesus is returning in May? How then should we dress?
Suppose it depends on whether you're expecting to be Raptured (dress as for a posh wedding?) or Left Behind (something practical - fatigues?)
-------------------- Tradition is the handing down of the flame, not the worship of the ashes Gustav Mahler.
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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I'd like to teach the Sola scriptura and Limitless Limericks
RE for Fun and Profit
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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On a similar note to QLib's:
If we were all paid the same How then should we dress?
Definitely go with wash-and-wear.
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joan knox
Knoxy is my homeboy
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picking up from QLib's...with an insert in the middle for a nice triple run:
Has anyone noticed that Jesus is returning in May? This is the freedom ride of this era How then should we dress?
comfortably, for travelling?
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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RCC to open up Sacraments to all Trinitarian believers.....what would happen? Will the C of E become a less tolerant place?
There's a certain twisted logic here....
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Jahlove
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Worship leaders - do we need The Resurrected Jesus
dunno - can he play *Shine, Me, Shine*?
-------------------- “Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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A dilemma posed, then solved:
I'd like to teach the world to sing How to teach unfamiliar songs? Organ music.
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lilBuddha
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In Heaven:
Bad Food Club, Hands off our (protected) Cream Teas! I would comment further, but I fear Chorister's wrath.
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Sioni Sais
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Archbishop Criticises Tory Economics Again
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mousethief
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Lost your faith in Catholicism due to the sex abuse scandals? No second chances
Geeze, that seems a little harsh.
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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Do emoticons add to Dying
When I read this, I nearly died laughing
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Sioni Sais
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Penal Substitutionary ... Dying
A yet more extreme view of the Mystery of the Cross.
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(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Sioni Sais
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My other car is a Muslim for a month
After that it's back to being a tatty Renault Scenic.
-------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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joan knox
Knoxy is my homeboy
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The Beatles continued taking cats on holiday
...the real reason for the break-up of the Beatles.
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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In All Saints:
Help needed — in Missouri, USA Whom shall we send? The Vocations Thread
Discerning a vocation is so much easier when you have a specific vocation in mind. Anyone feel called to full-time Misery?
[For shipmates not in the know, "misery" is an affectionately joking pronunciation of Missouri]
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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And a couple good ones in Styx:
Atheists and agnostics - why are you here? Spam
Aw, come on. I know most are here for real community and discussion.
Café now testing pre-emptive para-penitent punishment Um, I think I'll just have a scone please.
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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lilBuddha
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Why do people hate News of the World? Fairly obvious why, I should think
Originally posted in the wrong thread.
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