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Trudy Scrumptious

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In Purg:

The Return of Ruth
What is the Reason?

Officially, it's just that a couple of us Hosts are very busy and we need some backup, but could there be a more sinister plot afoot?

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Books and things.

I lied. There are no things. Just books.

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mousethief

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What conservatives really want
Atheism on purpose


And they're getting it.

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joan knox

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Top Gear - ''acceptable sexism'' this time?
There's nothing surer....

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lilBuddha
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I Don't Intend On Tolerating Y*nkee Doodlings
Oh, come on then! The colonials are not all bad.

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Hallellou, hallellou

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infinite_monkey
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What conservatives really want:
Wisconsin teachers

Perhaps you really do always hurt the ones you love?

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And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.

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Darkwing
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When book club goes horribly wrong:

Which book is this? What were we thinking?

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"Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament!"
- Kenneth, 30 Rock

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Jahlove
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Waitrose secretly sells Nuclear power stations

how very upmarket - our local Spar only sells sacks of coal.

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Sioni Sais
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Can we be honest about
Nuclear Power Stations

Why? Has anyone ever been?

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(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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joan knox

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Both in Purg -

The American Constitution
what would you cut?

and...

When does temptation become a sin?
When politcal correctness calls

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lilBuddha
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Things you think are
Nuclear?
Nuclear power stations

Too obvious an answer?

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Hedgehog

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A lovely pun from a combination of Dead Horses and Limbo:

The emotional toll
AS: Bell ringers meet...


For the full flavor, I prefer to read "AS" as "as."

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joan knox

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Rob Bell and Universalism
Time for Godzilla?


Well, I know in some quarters Bell's unpopular, but surely sending in Godzilla's a little harsh?

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mousethief

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When I Was a Kid I Really Wanted
Alternative Hymn Lyrics


And I still do.

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Sioni Sais
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Appositely in Heaven:

Did you get an E-Bacc?
Wasted Education


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(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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mousethief

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When political correctness calls...
No, St Paul, you can't be our minister


You're just too insensitive.

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Jahlove
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Jonah tells the Ninevites
Limitless Limericks



I was told to make all you lot quail
But I ended up in a whale
It wasn't no fun
In the cetaceous tum
But it makes for a rattling good tale.

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jedijudy

Organist of the Jedi Temple
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Fictional Character's
Fictional Feelings


Well, that would seem to make sense... [Smile]

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Nunzia

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I Don't Intend on Tolerating...
Advice for Pet Owners

Damn right!

If I want to anesthesize my Snookums with Jack Daniels before trying out the Kitty Kutz Home Spay Kit from Gillette, thats my own freaking business, OK?

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Jahlove
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Books that help heal
No fly zone over Libya


Biggles Flies Undone

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Can we burn Terry Jones?
Parenting for All Ages

Are we teaching the children why it would be wrong to do this? Or how to stack the wood and proper use of kindling?

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Hallellou, hallellou

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Trudy Scrumptious

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Q&A currently in Purg:

What Have Been the Contributions of Calvinism to Christian Worship?

Depression


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Nunzia

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Trudy [Killing me]

''Yid Army'' - Is this chanting anti semitic?

The Revenge of the Blindingly Obvious


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"Yid Army" - is this chanting anti-semitic?
Limitations on Free Expression


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Osama bin Laden is
Challenging Fellow


tense amendment required

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mousethief

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A six year old writes a letter to God
Who has it easiest in life - men or women ?


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lilBuddha
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Osama Bin Laden is
Challenging Fellow
Shipmates expecting
Royal Wedding Watching
for fear of the Jews
Limitless Limericks


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mousethief

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Why are weddings so expensive?
The Coming of the Holy Spirit


Everything has to be just so.

Added by iF:
Read the new rules, mt! [Smile]

[ 08. May 2011, 22:24: Message edited by: Imaginary Friend ]

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lilBuddha
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FEMA stands for I am a total knobend.

Says it all really.


I know it is over. One last time, though.

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mousethief

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IF, can you give us a link to these new rules?

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Imaginary Friend

Real to you
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It was a H&A day thing: every post in the Circus had to include a link to picture of an alligator. Normal service has now been resumed.

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Brian Clough

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mousethief

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How do we know God turned up in church this week?
Depression.


Sounds like somebody's in the wrong religion.

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joan knox

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How did you hear about sex?
Through the lens


sounds a tad like Hitchcockian voyeurism

That would be a great name for a band
Missing body parts


Heavy metal band perhaps?

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QLib

Bad Example
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Has anyone noticed that Jesus is returning in May?
How then should we dress?


Suppose it depends on whether you're expecting to be Raptured (dress as for a posh wedding?) or Left Behind (something practical - fatigues?)

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Jahlove
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I'd like to teach the
Sola scriptura and
Limitless Limericks


RE for Fun and Profit

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mousethief

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On a similar note to QLib's:

If we were all paid the same
How then should we dress?


Definitely go with wash-and-wear.

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joan knox

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picking up from QLib's...with an insert in the middle for a nice triple run:

Has anyone noticed that Jesus is returning in May?
This is the freedom ride of this era
How then should we dress?


comfortably, for travelling?

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mousethief

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RCC to open up Sacraments to all Trinitarian believers.....what would happen?
Will the C of E become a less tolerant place?


There's a certain twisted logic here....

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Jahlove
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Worship leaders - do we need
The Resurrected Jesus



dunno - can he play *Shine, Me, Shine*?

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mousethief

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A dilemma posed, then solved:

I'd like to teach the world to sing
How to teach unfamiliar songs?
Organ music.


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In Heaven:

Bad Food Club, Hands off our (protected) Cream Teas!
I would comment further, but I fear Chorister's wrath.

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Sioni Sais
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Archbishop Criticises
Tory Economics Again


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mousethief

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Lost your faith in Catholicism due to the sex abuse scandals?
No second chances


Geeze, that seems a little harsh.

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Chorister

Completely Frocked
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Do emoticons add to
Dying


When I read this, I nearly died laughing [Killing me] [Waterworks] [Help] [Two face]

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Penal Substitutionary ...
Dying


A yet more extreme view of the Mystery of the Cross.

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My other car is a
Muslim for a month


After that it's back to being a tatty Renault Scenic.

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The Beatles continued
taking cats on holiday


...the real reason for the break-up of the Beatles.

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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In Keryg:

The Church's One Foundation? Hebrew help.

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Have candles, will pray
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In All Saints:

Help needed — in Missouri, USA
Whom shall we send? The Vocations Thread


Discerning a vocation is so much easier when you have a specific vocation in mind. Anyone feel called to full-time Misery? [Biased]


[For shipmates not in the know, "misery" is an affectionately joking pronunciation of Missouri]

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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And a couple good ones in Styx:

Atheists and agnostics - why are you here?
Spam


Aw, come on. I know most are here for real community and discussion.

Café now testing pre-emptive para-penitent punishment
Um, I think I'll just have a scone please.

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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lilBuddha
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Why do people hate News of the World?
Fairly obvious why, I should think

Originally posted in the wrong thread. [Hot and Hormonal]

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