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mousethief
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If they took away the music, what would be left? Sex and Power
Pessimistic, but perhaps not so far from the truth.
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Sioni Sais
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Iran and Weapons of Obama
OK, weapons like some of Obama's but that's not the point.
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Autenrieth Road
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Answer in a nutshell:
Why the King James... The Power of Language
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lilBuddha
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Fuck Xmas
shipmates expecting Delayed present, though.
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lilBuddha
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When you get to my 'lively' worship and immaculate conception Not very lively if immaculate, then.
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mousethief
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Lively worship and Festering pustules
Why, what are you taking care of Sunday? [ 21. December 2011, 01:21: Message edited by: mousethief ]
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lilBuddha
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Currently in Hell I can't think of a title for this thread that shows quite how angry I feel about the Thieving bastards.
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Chorister
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Are fundamentalists....Thieving Bastards?
There are some who might say they try to steal your mind
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mousethief
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Currently in Hell:
Who are they letting into ministry these days? The Guardian
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mousethief
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I can't think of a title for this thread that shows quite how angry I feel about the Blackmailing Santa
Yeah he's a real asshole, isn't he?
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Sioni Sais
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Bishops suppressing Prayers of the Faithful
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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And now that has become
Archbishops suggest Bishops suppressing Prayers of the faithful
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EtymologicalEvangelical
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2012 - the end of the world? A brand new Tax system
Now you know.
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lilBuddha
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Going to church when it's all about you Well, people talk about feeling God's presence. so that means he attends services?
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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What does baptism do? Kick Racism out of Prayers of the Faithful
Not hard to think of some counterexamples to this, sadly.
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Sioni Sais
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Kick Racism out of Perfidious Albion
Some hope
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EtymologicalEvangelical
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Prayers of the faithful Invitation to hell?
Oh come on, prayer meetings are not that bad, are they, surely?
Catholicism and the Church of England Based on a true story
Only "based on" it? Which parts of the sorry saga are made up then?
What did / do 'prophets' do? Disowning fellow Christians
Well can you blame them?
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Sioni Sais
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I Could Have Been a Catholic in name only
Join the queue.
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lilBuddha
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Adam and Eve were white Kick Racism out of Prayers of the Faithful
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Eutychus
From the edge
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How was the gospel explained to you?
Rude pictures of yourselves
I can sort of see working from "I was naked, Lord, so I hid", I suppose...
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lilBuddha
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Kick Racism out of Alaska, Hawaii, and Authorized Liturgies I agree, but it is a rather odd way to phrase it.
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lilBuddha
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No! That's not right Jesus and the Holy Proud and Prejudiced Davy Jones That's a whole lotta not right.
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Nanny Ogg
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Starting a new church full of chips
Will they serve fish as well?
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mousethief
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How do you get rid of a nightmare vicar? Calling Mere Nick to Hell
Not sure how that would work, exactly.
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Jahlove
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Is Marriage now about Things that piss me
Frequently
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lilBuddha
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Making sense of the The Double Alphabet Not to mention the double article.
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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An overlapping set:
Holy Week traditions What are they? Latin translation?
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Latin translation? Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.
(So what is the Latin for "Put in blender and purée"?)
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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quote: Originally posted by Eutychus: How was the gospel explained to you?
Rude pictures of yourselves
I can sort of see working from "I was naked, Lord, so I hid", I suppose...
(Evangelizer, pointing)
"Yes, God made that, but nobody wants to see it. And when you do this, well, that's why Jesus had to die. The good news is that in the Resurrection, there will be no more of this, that or the other thing.
"Alright, then, would you like to pray the sinner's prayer?"
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orfeo
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Oh deary me. I just found this thread and it's making me laugh out loud.
Currently Purgatory has Is Todd Burpo right? Are Men Useless?
Frankly, I'd like to spend quite a while finding out who the heck this Todd is before leaping into such large questions and his apparent self-loathing.
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joan knox
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A couple of posts related to the ABC:
Purgatorial ponderings as to what Rowan might do next - Archbishop of Canterbury to quit starting a new church
Fair enough, really, given the state of play in the CofE...
Meanwhile, over in All Saints, speculation on Rowan's replacement is rife - Archbishop Rowan to step down Whom shall we send? The vocations thread.
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churchgeek
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Liturgical context for Bach Passion Chorale? Bees are back!
Makes about as much sense as anything in Eccles.
Then again, Holy Week is in the Spring. But timing will be everything. If you release the bees before beginning the Chorale, people might not notice the choir singing at all.
And do the bees need to be verged in?
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Sioni Sais
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Could Arizona outlaw Wit & Clever Comments
Would the Arizona legislature even recognise wit and clever comments?
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lilBuddha
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Could Arizona outlaw Latin translation?
Well Latin is the parent language of Spanish...
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churchgeek
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Weird dreams Latin translation?
I assure you that won't help. [ 15. April 2012, 20:40: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
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lilBuddha
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Weird Dreams The resurrection and Titanic Obsession Yes, that would be a weird dream.
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lilBuddha
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The Vatican cracks down on liberal Titanic obsession. Conservative Titanic obsession OK then?
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churchgeek
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quote: Originally posted by lilBuddha: The Vatican cracks down on liberal Titanic obsession. Conservative Titanic obsession OK then?
It's OK to be obsessed with the Titanic once in a while, but liberally obsessing is right out.
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churchgeek
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Vatican cracks down on liberal nuns' Favorite theologians and authors
That's it, go right to the source!
Is the British political landscape going to change My funeral
Um... what kind of funeral had you planned?
Ambassador to far-right extremism Watching another church split
Dear Ambassador, don't you miss more reasonable spectator sports, like hockey or football?
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Sioni Sais
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Liberals and Conservatives Screw you we're rich!
Calling Mr Cameron & Mr Clegg, you're time is up.
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Albertus
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Ambassador to far right extremism 103rd Bishop of Chichester
You may think so: I couldn't possibly comment....
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Sioni Sais
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The Nanny State is Calling Mere Nick to Perfidious Albion
Hi, you'll find how one languages can conceal so many differences.
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mousethief
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Transparency Please Looking on a woman to lust
Those see-through negligées make lust so much easier.
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Jonah the Whale
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For the next archbishop I choose pies or pasties.
Hmmm. Decisions, decisions...
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lilBuddha
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Now Showing: the film No porn, please we're vomiting on virgin Yeah, think I'll pass on this one.
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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Top posts in Heaven and Purgatory:
I'm impressed by ..... Speaking in tongues
But I am easily pleased.
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Sioni Sais
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When I grow up I want The resurrection and Fun and Games with Prayers of the Faithful
which looks like the life hereafter to me.
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