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mousethief

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If they took away the music, what would be left?
Sex and Power


Pessimistic, but perhaps not so far from the truth.

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Sioni Sais
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Iran and Weapons of
Obama


OK, weapons like some of Obama's but that's not the point.

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Autenrieth Road

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Answer in a nutshell:

Why the King James...
The Power of Language


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lilBuddha
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Fuck Xmas

shipmates expecting

Delayed present, though.

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lilBuddha
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When you get to my 'lively' worship and immaculate conception
Not very lively if immaculate, then.

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mousethief

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Lively worship and
Festering pustules


Why, what are you taking care of Sunday?

[ 21. December 2011, 01:21: Message edited by: mousethief ]

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Currently in Hell
I can't think of a title for this thread that shows quite how angry I feel about the Thieving bastards.

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Chorister

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Are fundamentalists....Thieving Bastards?

There are some who might say they try to steal your mind [Paranoid]

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mousethief

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Currently in Hell:

Who are they letting into ministry these days?
The Guardian


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mousethief

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I can't think of a title for this thread that shows quite how angry I feel about the
Blackmailing Santa


Yeah he's a real asshole, isn't he?

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Sioni Sais
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Bishops suppressing
Prayers of the Faithful


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And now that has become

Archbishops suggest
Bishops suppressing
Prayers of the faithful


[Disappointed]

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EtymologicalEvangelical
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2012 - the end of the world?
A brand new Tax system


Now you know.

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lilBuddha
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Going to church when it's all about you
Well, people talk about feeling God's presence. so that means he attends services?

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mousethief

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What does baptism do?
Kick Racism out of
Prayers of the Faithful


Not hard to think of some counterexamples to this, sadly.

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Kick Racism out of
Perfidious Albion


Some hope [Disappointed]

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EtymologicalEvangelical
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Prayers of the faithful
Invitation to hell?


Oh come on, prayer meetings are not that bad, are they, surely? [Eek!]


Catholicism and the Church of England
Based on a true story


Only "based on" it? Which parts of the sorry saga are made up then? [Confused]


What did / do 'prophets' do?
Disowning fellow Christians


Well can you blame them? [Snigger]

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Sioni Sais
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I Could Have Been a
Catholic in name only


Join the queue.

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lilBuddha
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Adam and Eve were white
Kick Racism out of
Prayers of the Faithful


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Eutychus
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How was the gospel explained to you?

Rude pictures of yourselves


I can sort of see working from "I was naked, Lord, so I hid", I suppose...

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lilBuddha
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Kick Racism out of Alaska, Hawaii, and Authorized Liturgies
I agree, but it is a rather odd way to phrase it.

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No! That's not right Jesus and the Holy Proud and Prejudiced Davy Jones
That's a whole lotta not right.

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Nanny Ogg

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Starting a new church full of chips

Will they serve fish as well?

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mousethief

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How do you get rid of a nightmare vicar?
Calling Mere Nick to Hell


Not sure how that would work, exactly.

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Jahlove
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Is Marriage now about
Things that piss me


Frequently

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lilBuddha
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Making sense of the The Double Alphabet
Not to mention the double article.

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churchgeek

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An overlapping set:

Holy Week traditions
What are they?
Latin translation?


and

Latin translation?
Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.


(So what is the Latin for "Put in blender and purée"?)

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churchgeek

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quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
How was the gospel explained to you?

Rude pictures of yourselves


I can sort of see working from "I was naked, Lord, so I hid", I suppose...

(Evangelizer, pointing)

"Yes, God made that, but nobody wants to see it. And when you do this, well, that's why Jesus had to die. The good news is that in the Resurrection, there will be no more of this, that or the other thing.

"Alright, then, would you like to pray the sinner's prayer?"

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orfeo

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Oh deary me. I just found this thread and it's making me laugh out loud.

Currently Purgatory has Is Todd Burpo right? Are Men Useless?

Frankly, I'd like to spend quite a while finding out who the heck this Todd is before leaping into such large questions and his apparent self-loathing.

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joan knox

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A couple of posts related to the ABC:

Purgatorial ponderings as to what Rowan might do next -
Archbishop of Canterbury to quit
starting a new church


Fair enough, really, given the state of play in the CofE...

Meanwhile, over in All Saints, speculation on Rowan's replacement is rife -
Archbishop Rowan to step down
Whom shall we send? The vocations thread.


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churchgeek

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Liturgical context for Bach Passion Chorale? Bees are back!

Makes about as much sense as anything in Eccles. [Biased]

Then again, Holy Week is in the Spring. But timing will be everything. If you release the bees before beginning the Chorale, people might not notice the choir singing at all.

And do the bees need to be verged in?

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churchgeek

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Worshiping God with our minds
Preaching from notes


So, praying while reading the sermon on auto-pilot?

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Sioni Sais
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Could Arizona outlaw
Wit & Clever Comments


Would the Arizona legislature even recognise wit and clever comments?

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Could Arizona outlaw
Latin translation?


Well Latin is the parent language of Spanish...

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churchgeek

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Weird dreams
Latin translation?


I assure you that won't help.

[ 15. April 2012, 20:40: Message edited by: churchgeek ]

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Weird Dreams
The resurrection
and Titanic Obsession

Yes, that would be a weird dream.

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The Vatican cracks down on liberal
Titanic obsession.

Conservative Titanic obsession OK then?

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churchgeek

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quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
The Vatican cracks down on liberal
Titanic obsession.

Conservative Titanic obsession OK then?

It's OK to be obsessed with the Titanic once in a while, but liberally obsessing is right out.

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churchgeek

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Vatican cracks down on liberal nuns'
Favorite theologians and authors

That's it, go right to the source!

Is the British political landscape going to change
My funeral


Um... what kind of funeral had you planned?

Ambassador to far-right extremism
Watching another church split


Dear Ambassador, don't you miss more reasonable spectator sports, like hockey or football?

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Distracting bees are back!

Hmm, makes me miss the old, unremarkable bees.

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Liberals and Conservatives
Screw you we're rich!


Calling Mr Cameron & Mr Clegg, you're time is up.

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Ambassador to far right extremism
103rd Bishop of Chichester


You may think so: I couldn't possibly comment....

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The Nanny State is
Calling Mere Nick to
Perfidious Albion


Hi, you'll find how one languages can conceal so many differences.

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churchgeek

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YO! Clean out your PM box
Decluttering support


Help when you need it.

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Transparency Please
Looking on a woman to lust


Those see-through negligées make lust so much easier.

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For the next archbishop I choose pies or pasties.

Hmmm. Decisions, decisions...

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Now Showing: the film
No porn, please we're vomiting on virgin

Yeah, think I'll pass on this one.

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churchgeek

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The Biblical View of Heaven
Faith stories of the rich?


God, I hope not.

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Top posts in Heaven and Purgatory:

I'm impressed by .....
Speaking in tongues


But I am easily pleased.

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When I grow up I want
The resurrection and
Fun and Games with
Prayers of the Faithful


which looks like the life hereafter to me.

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