My profile login | | Directory | Search | FAQs | Board home   Printer-friendly view   » Ship of Fools   » Special interest discussion   » The Circus   » Famous Consecutive Posts! (Page 23) Email this page to a friend or enemy.   Pages in this thread: 1  2  3  ...  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27    Source: (consider it) Thread: Famous Consecutive Posts! Leorning Cniht Shipmate # 17564 Posted                        What do we need in the Gospel of John There will be a one-month review period, and then John will produce the next draft. Posts: 5026 | From: USA | Registered: Feb 2013  |  IP: Logged mousethief Ship's Thieving Rodent # 953 Posted                       What stops you from joining the Green Party? Praying on school steps It was there I had my revelation: better keen than Green. -------------------- This is the last sig I'll ever write for you... Posts: 63536 | From: Washington | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged Leorning Cniht Shipmate # 17564 Posted                        The Welfare State 1949 Fucking Crypto-homophobes Nothing crypto about it - gay sex was illegal... Posts: 5026 | From: USA | Registered: Feb 2013  |  IP: Logged Leorning Cniht Shipmate # 17564 Posted                        Oh, this one is too good to pass up: What stops you from fucking crypto-homophobes Posts: 5026 | From: USA | Registered: Feb 2013  |  IP: Logged lilBuddha Shipmate # 14333 Posted                       Sure I can halt the Fucking crypto-homophobes Well then, please get on with it. -------------------- I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning Hallellou, hallellou Posts: 17627 | From: the round earth's imagined corners | Registered: Dec 2008  |  IP: Logged lilBuddha Shipmate # 14333 Posted                       God is undoubtedly Fucking crypto-homophobes Bound to send a few over the edge, but I could not resist. -------------------- I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning Hallellou, hallellou Posts: 17627 | From: the round earth's imagined corners | Registered: Dec 2008  |  IP: Logged lilBuddha Shipmate # 14333 Posted                       Shotguns and croziers? A problem with the Fucking crypto-homophobes I am not a fan, but is this the way to deal with them? -------------------- I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning Hallellou, hallellou Posts: 17627 | From: the round earth's imagined corners | Registered: Dec 2008  |  IP: Logged Stumbling Pilgrim Shipmate # 7637 Posted                          A few days ago this bit of wisdom could be seen in Purg:- What's the matter with death? Inheritance Tax Now it's even more profound:- What's the matter with death? Christ's Resurrection Yes, as I understand it that was at least part of the purpose of the resurrection ... -------------------- Stumbling in the Master's footsteps as best I can. Posts: 492 | From: England | Registered: Jun 2004  |  IP: Logged lilBuddha Shipmate # 14333 Posted                       I don't understand English as she isn't Given there is little consensus as to what she is, how can you be sure what fits? -------------------- I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning Hallellou, hallellou Posts: 17627 | From: the round earth's imagined corners | Registered: Dec 2008  |  IP: Logged churchgeek Have candles, will pray # 5557 Posted                           The story of the Jews A problem with the first commandment Aw, come on, that's hardly fair! Everyone has a problem with the first commandment, and besides, that's nowhere near the whole story, or even its arc! -------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind. My article on the Virgin of Vladimir Posts: 7773 | From: Detroit | Registered: Feb 2004  |  IP: Logged churchgeek Have candles, will pray # 5557 Posted                           Thanks to pond differences - here in the US, a prom is a dance/banquet held for high school juniors and seniors and "sledge" usually means "sledgehammer" - we have: The Proms 2013 If you could ask a Bishop ...it would be really creepy. Great British bake-off 2013 Secret Santa dusts off his sledge Just anticipating those awful cookies you intend to leave him has put Santa over the edge. Secretly, of course. -------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind. My article on the Virgin of Vladimir Posts: 7773 | From: Detroit | Registered: Feb 2004  |  IP: Logged lilBuddha Shipmate # 14333 Posted                       One-liners from your Kingdom Theology and Religious indoctrination... This might make a fun Circus game.... -------------------- I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning Hallellou, hallellou Posts: 17627 | From: the round earth's imagined corners | Registered: Dec 2008  |  IP: Logged The5thMary Shipmate # 12953 Posted                        Zimmerman Acquitted Purification through Violence So what exactly do you expect us to do? Well, it's a head scratcher, for sure. Maybe make damn sure Zimmerman never gets hold of any more guns? -------------------- God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose. Posts: 3451 | From: Tacoma, WA USA | Registered: Aug 2007  |  IP: Logged Sioni Sais Shipmate # 5713 Posted                        Eternal, conscious Park this Rolling hills, trees, beautiful lakes, a cafe and a bandstand. -------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor" (Paul Sinha, BBC) Posts: 24276 | From: Newport, Wales | Registered: Apr 2004  |  IP: Logged lilBuddha Shipmate # 14333 Posted                       Will There Ever be Effective Gun Control in the USA? Is There Life From Other Planets? Both have the same answer; it is possible, but won't be seen in our lifetimes. [ 22. September 2013, 17:25: Message edited by: lilBuddha ] -------------------- I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning Hallellou, hallellou Posts: 17627 | From: the round earth's imagined corners | Registered: Dec 2008  |  IP: Logged Piglet Islander # 11803 Posted                        Consecutive threads in Heaven: All Hail the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain The Music of Hell That sounds about right to me. -------------------- I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander. alto n a soprano who can read music Posts: 20272 | From: Fredericton, NB, on a rather larger piece of rock | Registered: Sep 2006  |  IP: Logged mousethief Ship's Thieving Rodent # 953 Posted                       One-liners from your piglet Hmm. I'm torn between "Oink" and "Squee." -------------------- This is the last sig I'll ever write for you... Posts: 63536 | From: Washington | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged Piglet Islander # 11803 Posted                        oink! -------------------- I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander. alto n a soprano who can read music Posts: 20272 | From: Fredericton, NB, on a rather larger piece of rock | Registered: Sep 2006  |  IP: Logged The Rhythm Methodist Shipmate # 17064 Posted                        In the Styx, Clearer thread titles for Purgatory? was followed by: Are there plans to port the Faverolle chatroom client to Android? Hypocrites! As David Mitchell says in this sketch, "What do almost any of those words mean?" Some of us gave up on computer speak 20-odd years ago, when they were first told they needed an "International Mouse Driver"....whatever that was! Posts: 202 | From: Wales | Registered: Apr 2012  |  IP: Logged mousethief Ship's Thieving Rodent # 953 Posted                       Applauding in church Are these people complete prats? Nah, they just don't know any better. -------------------- This is the last sig I'll ever write for you... Posts: 63536 | From: Washington | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged lilBuddha Shipmate # 14333 Posted                       Famous consecutive relative nastiness We have this thread already. Referred to as the offence thread. -------------------- I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning Hallellou, hallellou Posts: 17627 | From: the round earth's imagined corners | Registered: Dec 2008  |  IP: Logged no prophet's flag is set so... Proceed to see sea # 15560 Posted                           If we found the bones of Jesus Is hell really that important -------------------- Out of this nettle, danger, we pluck this flower, safety. \_(ツ)_/ Posts: 11498 | From: Treaty 6 territory in the nonexistant Province of Buffalo, Canada ↄ⃝' | Registered: Mar 2010  |  IP: Logged EtymologicalEvangelical Shipmate # 15091 Posted                        The "next big move of God"... Religious Discrimination [ 16. October 2013, 11:40: Message edited by: EtymologicalEvangelical ] -------------------- You can argue with a man who says, 'Rice is unwholesome': but you neither can nor need argue with a man who says, 'Rice is unwholesome, but I'm not saying this is true'. CS Lewis Posts: 3625 | From: South Coast of England | Registered: Sep 2009  |  IP: Logged mousethief Ship's Thieving Rodent # 953 Posted                       Can you read music? What are you reading? Um, music. -------------------- This is the last sig I'll ever write for you... Posts: 63536 | From: Washington | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged Sioni Sais Shipmate # 5713 Posted                        Great British Bake-off Strange Fire Someone other than King Alfred has burnt the cakes. -------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor" (Paul Sinha, BBC) Posts: 24276 | From: Newport, Wales | Registered: Apr 2004  |  IP: Logged Lucia Looking for light # 15201 Posted                       Dr A E Wilder-Smith Doctor Who ? My thoughts precisely! Posts: 1075 | From: Nigh golden stone and spires | Registered: Oct 2009  |  IP: Logged L'organist Shipmate # 17338 Posted                           Meandering maundering about home and its meaning Clergy Time Management -------------------- Rara temporum felicitate ubi sentire quae velis et quae sentias dicere licet Posts: 4950 | From: somewhere in England... | Registered: Sep 2012  |  IP: Logged lilBuddha Shipmate # 14333 Posted                       The Daily Mail Hates Words, Words, Words This is untrue. They mostly just hate groups of words. You know, those put together in rational clusters. -------------------- I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning Hallellou, hallellou Posts: 17627 | From: the round earth's imagined corners | Registered: Dec 2008  |  IP: Logged Sioni Sais Shipmate # 5713 Posted                        Thanks be to God for The Big Cricket Match -------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor" (Paul Sinha, BBC) Posts: 24276 | From: Newport, Wales | Registered: Apr 2004  |  IP: Logged Sioni Sais Shipmate # 5713 Posted                        Famous consecutive Words, words, words which need not be identical. -------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor" (Paul Sinha, BBC) Posts: 24276 | From: Newport, Wales | Registered: Apr 2004  |  IP: Logged Ariel Shipmate # 58 Posted                          Who are you really? A baby named Messiah. Posts: 25445 | Registered: May 2001  |  IP: Logged L'organist Shipmate # 17338 Posted                           Isn't it a lovely day and aren't cute kittens wonderful? Am I daft? -------------------- Rara temporum felicitate ubi sentire quae velis et quae sentias dicere licet Posts: 4950 | From: somewhere in England... | Registered: Sep 2012  |  IP: Logged LeRoc Famous Dutch pirate # 3216 Posted                       Apples Pope seeks advice Isn't it a lovely day Whom shall we send? (Shrugs,) no problem. if you have a craving for apples I'll go to the orchard and fetch you some, Your Holiness. -------------------- I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector) Posts: 9474 | From: Brazil / Africa | Registered: Aug 2002  |  IP: Logged Antisocial Alto Shipmate # 13810 Posted                        Religion is spirituality with... books... with a chainsaw! The Bible, the BCP and a chainsaw: just what we need for the next Vestry meeting. Posts: 601 | From: United States | Registered: Jun 2008  |  IP: Logged EtymologicalEvangelical Shipmate # 15091 Posted                        ... where are we going with sex? Leverage The mind boggles! -------------------- You can argue with a man who says, 'Rice is unwholesome': but you neither can nor need argue with a man who says, 'Rice is unwholesome, but I'm not saying this is true'. CS Lewis Posts: 3625 | From: South Coast of England | Registered: Sep 2009  |  IP: Logged Sioni Sais Shipmate # 5713 Posted                        Drugs now legal if Yorick complains about Prayers of the Faithful If we all pray enough and Yorick complains enough, we can all get stoned without Mr Plod laying a finger on us. -------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor" (Paul Sinha, BBC) Posts: 24276 | From: Newport, Wales | Registered: Apr 2004  |  IP: Logged Stetson Shipmate # 9597 Posted                       Is Messianic Judaism no prophet, no brain Well, I'm pretty sure they have prophets. The second item may be open to more debate. Posts: 6574 | From: back and forth between bible belts | Registered: Jun 2005  |  IP: Logged lilBuddha Shipmate # 14333 Posted                       Will there ever be Christmas? Does seem forever to arrive, doesn't it? Unless your searching for the right gift. -------------------- I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning Hallellou, hallellou Posts: 17627 | From: the round earth's imagined corners | Registered: Dec 2008  |  IP: Logged the giant cheeseburger Shipmate # 10942 Posted                       Will there ever be Annoying Christmas Prayers of the Faithful? For sure. -------------------- If I give a homeopathy advocate a really huge punch in the face, can the injury be cured by giving them another really small punch in the face? Posts: 4834 | From: Adelaide, South Australia. | Registered: Jan 2006  |  IP: Logged churchgeek Have candles, will pray # 5557 Posted                           Church in the mall Augustine's City of God Um, nope. I don't think so. Read the book again, for comprehension this time. -------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind. My article on the Virgin of Vladimir Posts: 7773 | From: Detroit | Registered: Feb 2004  |  IP: Logged mousethief Ship's Thieving Rodent # 953 Posted                       Everlasting..... Priestly genitalia Dude, if it lasts for more than 4 hours you need to see your doctor. -------------------- This is the last sig I'll ever write for you... Posts: 63536 | From: Washington | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged EtymologicalEvangelical Shipmate # 15091 Posted                        Meaning Of Life Tackling Poverty Sounds good to me! -------------------- You can argue with a man who says, 'Rice is unwholesome': but you neither can nor need argue with a man who says, 'Rice is unwholesome, but I'm not saying this is true'. CS Lewis Posts: 3625 | From: South Coast of England | Registered: Sep 2009  |  IP: Logged mousethief Ship's Thieving Rodent # 953 Posted                       Famous consecutive Priestly genitalia Okay, some things you just don't want to know about. -------------------- This is the last sig I'll ever write for you... Posts: 63536 | From: Washington | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged lilBuddha Shipmate # 14333 Posted                       Why the King James Everlasting Priestly genitalia... Relic for Protestants? -------------------- I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning Hallellou, hallellou Posts: 17627 | From: the round earth's imagined corners | Registered: Dec 2008  |  IP: Logged EtymologicalEvangelical Shipmate # 15091 Posted                        Keeping up with the material wants of teenagers today Snow, Floods, Winds....... Your very own force of nature is a must-have accessory today! (But the question is: has the government slapped VAT on it? Nothing surprises me any more...) -------------------- You can argue with a man who says, 'Rice is unwholesome': but you neither can nor need argue with a man who says, 'Rice is unwholesome, but I'm not saying this is true'. CS Lewis Posts: 3625 | From: South Coast of England | Registered: Sep 2009  |  IP: Logged Ariel Shipmate # 58 Posted                          What are we going to eat tonight? Unusual old books. Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "devouring literature". Posts: 25445 | Registered: May 2001  |  IP: Logged Sioni Sais Shipmate # 5713 Posted                        Street harassment of Difficult Relatives could account for their being "difficult". -------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor" (Paul Sinha, BBC) Posts: 24276 | From: Newport, Wales | Registered: Apr 2004  |  IP: Logged Starbug Shipmate # 15917 Posted                        The Higher Up The Chav Christianity ... the more Burberry is likely to be worn. -------------------- “Oh the pointing again. They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?” ― The Day of the Doctor Posts: 1189 | From: West of the New Forest | Registered: Sep 2010  |  IP: Logged Ariel Shipmate # 58 Posted                          Why did Jesus have difficult relatives? Posts: 25445 | Registered: May 2001  |  IP: Logged leo Shipmate # 1458 Posted                           Well, for starters, his parents didn't sleep together. -------------------- My Jewish-positive lectionary blog is at http://recognisingjewishrootsinthelectionary.wordpress.com/ My reviews at http://layreadersbookreviews.wordpress.com Posts: 23198 | From: Bristol | Registered: Oct 2001  |  IP: Logged Pages in this thread: 1  2  3  ...  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27    Printer-friendly view Go to: Select a board: Category: Ship's business -------------------- The Styx Category: Community discussion -------------------- Heaven Purgatory Hell All Saints Category: Special interest discussion -------------------- Ecclesiantics Kerygmania The Circus Dead Horses The Eighth Day Category: Ship's Locker -------------------- Glory Limbo Category: Things we did -------------------- Nativity Play Auctions The Laugh Judgment The Da Vinci Code Chapter & Worse Contact us | Ship of Fools | Privacy statement © Ship of Fools 2016 UBB.classicTM 6.5.0