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balaam

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Today I Consign to Hell
James Blunt


Sounds about right.

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Fearfully and wonderfully mad
Love the dinner, hate the din.
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obble
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On the Front Page:

Things I hate about...
Winfixer Infestation.

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

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Ariel
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Things I Hate About Croydon 18 March.

And be sure to log on again later for the updated daily report on More Things I Hate About Croydon 19 March, Things I Absolutely Loathe And Can't Stand About Croydon 20 March, and Why I Still Live There 21 March.

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ken
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quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
Things I Hate About Croydon 18 March.

I listed mine here

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Ken

L’amor che move il sole e l’altre stelle.

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Triple Tiara

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Too good to miss triple:

Anglo-Catholicism and Women
Shunning
A doctrine I will never accept

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I'm a Roman. You may call me Caligula.

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Triple Tiara

Ship's Papabile
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And then immediately following those 3:

What are the criteria for salvation? ...... Porkie pie preaching

[Killing me]

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I'm a Roman. You may call me Caligula.

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Lynn MagdalenCollege
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Church Unity or else
Slightly altered Proverbs


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Erin & Friend; Been there, done that; Ruth musical

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Lynn MagdalenCollege
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The old "not really bothered about going to church and all that" chestnut Shunning What are the criteria for salvation?

(and not quite sure it works without adding "of the")
Afghani Martyr

I have to stop!

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Erin & Friend; Been there, done that; Ruth musical

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Lynn MagdalenCollege
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"The Jesus Christ Show"
Big question - Why does God let bad things happen?
Shunning
Petitionary prayer.


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Erin & Friend; Been there, done that; Ruth musical

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HenryT

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a pair

It's a crime to be Converting, RCIA, Changing 1180: St Stephen's,


You're so conservative!

and


God makes them believe Let's offend again


you're too radical!

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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788

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HenryT

Canadian Anglican
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Entertaining Orthodox Godless Marriage in Lent. what a stupid Cheltenham meet

Quite the event. I didn't get invited!

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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788

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Triple Tiara

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This one was god-given:

Dating Outside your faith? Godless marriage in church?

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I'm a Roman. You may call me Caligula.

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sparkly_h
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On the main board now:

What I like about...God's ongoing interaction...

I knew this was a Christian website [Biased]

[ETA: Woo hoo - shipmate status!]

[ 31. March 2006, 22:48: Message edited by: sparkly_h ]

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Prosecution of 10 year-old

103


Might explain a few things. [Frown] [Biased]

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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madteawoman
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The paradox of the Trinity: water, science and extraordinary discovery

So we're not using 'Father, Son and Holy Spirit' anymore?

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Listen carefully to my words, and let this be your consolation.
Bear with me, and I will speak; then after I have spoken, mock on.


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the giant cheeseburger
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Unusual reasons for ...
British crime and punishment.


"Unusual" seems to be the norm on The Bill, which is the only British show I actually see occasionally!

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If I give a homeopathy advocate a really huge punch in the face, can the injury be cured by giving them another really small punch in the face?

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mousethief

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I'm offended that I had...
Sex Before Marriage


Sounds like a personal problem.

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“Religion doesn't fuck up people, people fuck up religion.”—lilBuddha

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Ariel
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Things I Want to Know: What to do with a 3-year old Circumcision: not for Max. A Word in Your Baptist Assembly, Brighton.

And once the Baptist Assembly in Brighton has considered the matter, we can then decide what to do with Max.

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fisher
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Calling St. Jerome the Giant Cheseburger

An original, if delphic insult.

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"Down, down, presumptuous human reason!" But somehow they found out I was not a real bishop at all G. K. Chesterton

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fisher
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[Double post: my, that's sad]

Famous consecutive sex before marriage

Sounds fun.

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"Down, down, presumptuous human reason!" But somehow they found out I was not a real bishop at all G. K. Chesterton

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fisher
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Come on somebody, post one and spare my shame!

Oh. OK.

What to do with a 3 year old on a long car journey... Broadcast Church Services

Nothing like indoctrination.

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"Down, down, presumptuous human reason!" But somehow they found out I was not a real bishop at all G. K. Chesterton

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El Greco
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[Killing me]

Excellent thread people!

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Ξέρω εγώ κάτι που μπορούσε, Καίσαρ, να σας σώσει.

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the giant cheeseburger
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On the front page at the moment in DVC and Eccles:

Hidden code in the ... Blessed Sacrament Webcam

NO!!! The copnspiracy is proven!!

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If I give a homeopathy advocate a really huge punch in the face, can the injury be cured by giving them another really small punch in the face?

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obble
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Explaining Fact vs.
anglican services


and

How did Jesus know
A New Haiku:


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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

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mousethief

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Explaining fact versus
Ecclesiastical Heraldry


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“Religion doesn't fuck up people, people fuck up religion.”—lilBuddha

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HenryT

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Eagle Swings--American Bloodlines of the Apostles

Is grape nehi a sacramental drink?

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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788

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HenryT

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Is Martha getting a ComatoseSquirrel

and would Mary like one too?

(I suppose it's one of those drinks - likely high-proof rum and hazelnut liqueur.)

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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788

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HenryT

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quote:
Originally posted by Henry Troup:
Is Martha getting a ComatoseSquirrel

and would Mary like one too?

(I suppose it's one of those drinks - likely high-proof rum and hazelnut liqueur.)

Apologies - this is an FLP!

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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788

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Keren-Happuch

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What are good guidelines... Enlighten me leo

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Travesty, treachery, betrayal!
EXCESS - The Art of Treason
Nea Fox

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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
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in Heaven
Marriage and Babies...
There are 16 in my house, how many at yours ?

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Keren-Happuch

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Triple one -
Today I consign to
May prayer requests
Foucault's Pendulum


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Travesty, treachery, betrayal!
EXCESS - The Art of Treason
Nea Fox

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Sioni Sais
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On the front page:

The King of Tyre

F1 2006


Michelin or Bridgestone I wonder?

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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"

(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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Sioni Sais
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An absolute gem at the top of Heaven:

Slap
David Blaine


and who hasn't wanted to?

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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"

(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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knowfeellove
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Argumentative? Not...Mousethief
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Zealot en vacance
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Observed yesterday in Heaven (but posted in the wrong place):

How do you pray?
Winning the lottery
Get free bonus penis!
Your shipboard persona killed my real life fantasy

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He said, "Love one another".

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madteawoman
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Marriage and babies
Lessons I learned the hard way


You're telling me!

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Listen carefully to my words, and let this be your consolation.
Bear with me, and I will speak; then after I have spoken, mock on.


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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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Famous consecutive
sex before marriage


Shane Warne prefers concurrent [Cool]

[ 08. May 2006, 11:15: Message edited by: Foaming Draught ]

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Australians all let us ring Joyce
For she is young and free


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fight-club for the soul
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Close friend buying...
Da Vinci's Painting...
Small groups in the...
Intercession of Christ:...


Close enough.

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"If I go they'll say I'm wrong, if I stay there'll be no song." - Delirious

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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
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On the front page:

Convince me with your...
Sex Before Marriage

[Eek!]

[ 08. May 2006, 11:28: Message edited by: Papa Smurf ]

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mousethief

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Views of the Diaconate
What do you do with them?


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“Religion doesn't fuck up people, people fuck up religion.”—lilBuddha

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mousethief

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or...

Views of the Diaconate
(un)happy drunks


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“Religion doesn't fuck up people, people fuck up religion.”—lilBuddha

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Flausa

Mad Woman
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In Purgatory:

The Holy Spirit said to me
What's the Point?

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The Great Gumby

Ship's Brain Surgeon
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On the front page:

The Holy Spirit said...
A Hell of a Word!


[Eek!]

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The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. - Richard Feynman

A letter to my son about death

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The Great Gumby

Ship's Brain Surgeon
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Purgatory:

Speaking in Tongues,
The Holy Spirit said to me
What do you do with leftover frozen embryos?


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The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. - Richard Feynman

A letter to my son about death

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Gwai
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Speaking in Tongues
What's the point?


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A master of men was the Goodly Fere,
A mate of the wind and sea.
If they think they ha’ slain our Goodly Fere
They are fools eternally.


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fight-club for the soul
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Front page:

H. Clinton's bill -...
Today I Consign To...
May Prayer Requests


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"If I go they'll say I'm wrong, if I stay there'll be no song." - Delirious

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Mamacita

Lakefront liberal
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Currently playing in Eccles:

Who owns the church?
I do


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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.

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obble
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Today I consign to Scalextric

I always use them to deliver parcels!

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

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Autenrieth Road

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I baptise this car Cain's Wife

Good for the soul perhaps, but watch out for accelerated salt damage.

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Truth

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Chorister

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at the moment on today's latest threads, it reads:

Mc Cartneys to part who cares?
I do by Carex

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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.

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