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Calindreams
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My principles your .... political correctness.
Oh no. This is just relativity gone mad!!!
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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I'm ridiculously pleased about...
School Reunions
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The Great Gumby
Ship's Brain Surgeon
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In Purg:
What happens to us after we die?
Baptism
Really? ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
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The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. - Richard Feynman
A letter to my son about death
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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A question for the conservatives or fundamentalists
What happens to us after we die?
followed very shortly with:
The source of morality
Mega-Mart
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Okay this literally made me laugh out loud.
What is ordination?
Cross Dressing for Justice
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Autenrieth Road
Shipmate
# 10509
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Mystery worship demystified
Peshitta-Aramaic primacy
So much for demystification!
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Truth
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Sir Kevin
Ship's Gaffer
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What is the true purpose of...Famous Last Posts
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If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Writing is currently my hobby, not yet my profession.
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Matrix
Shipmate
# 3452
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Here in the Circus...
What is the true purpose of...
The Toast Poll
Why, to sort the civilised from the heathen of course...
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Maybe that's all a family really is; a group of people who miss the same imaginary place. - Garden State
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tclune
Shipmate
# 7959
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Today in The Circus:
And the last shall be first…
Characters in search of a hero/heroine
--Tom Clune
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Dear well-meaning friend...
Sometimes even dying isn't enough to end an argument
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Psyduck
Ship's vacant look
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What do you think of Vegetarians???
Will we see our animals again?
.......with fear and trembling.......
Sorry, Daisy - but you were delicious...
Posts: 5433 | From: pOsTmOdErN dYsToPiA | Registered: Feb 2002
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Autenrieth Road
Shipmate
# 10509
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If you could recommend Alphabets Again
Certainly. The Cyrillic is very good. Greek is always a classic. Or perhaps Vietnamese today? And, for the fussy eater with a limited palate, the Hexadecimal offers a nice safe selection of 6 handpicked letters.
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Truth
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
# 11014
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I have had a puncture
I have seen a unicorn
Must've been some trip!
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Barnabas62
Shipmate
# 9110
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From todays Purg
It's not my fault I'm fat and broke
Looks and Attractiveness
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Who is it that you seek? How then shall we live? How shall we sing the Lord's song in a strange land?
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Ariel
Shipmate
# 58
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From the Heaven board:
Fascinated by low-tech shaving.
(You can just see it, can't you. Back in the Stone Age, they're holding classes: "... OK lads, welcome to Low-Tech Shaving for Beginners. First thing to do is get yourself a decent size piece of flint, chip it until it has a good edge on it, then apply to the bristles and carve away, being especially careful not to cut the throat in the process. You may wish to dunk your head in the river at intervals as this is said to make the process easier, but not too often, otherwise we'll think you're a sissy...")
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Flausa
Mad Woman
# 3466
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Global Warming is Jam Making.
Hear ye! Hear Ye! Beware the evils of making preserves.
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Loquacious beachcomber
Shipmate
# 8783
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Take me to the River... Sine Nomine
Just don't tell him rivers have shores.
They don't - they have banks or levees - as Sine will insist on informing you.
In no uncertain terms.
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TODAY'S SPECIAL - AND SO ARE YOU (Sign on beachfront fish & chips shop)
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
# 11014
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From the Circus:
What do you do next?
Yet More Choices
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
# 1654
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I just can't get excited about
Celtic Music
I thought it was supposed to be calming, not exciting.
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madteawoman
Shipmate
# 11174
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I just can't get excited about
24 hour flight and no books
Truer words never written.
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Listen carefully to my words, and let this be your consolation.
Bear with me, and I will speak; then after I have spoken, mock on.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Where did the idea of God come from?
Mega-Mart.
Blue heavenly light special on aisle 3, we have a blue heavenly light special on aisle 3.
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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quote:
Originally posted by Mousethief:
Where did the idea of God come from?
Mega-Mart.
Blue heavenly light special on aisle 3, we have a blue heavenly light special on aisle 3.
D***! you got here first. Oh well.
I was going to point out my lovely ideas of Satan and unicorns which I also found, while at the same time picking up some much-needed towels and motor oil.
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
# 11014
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Cheap and nourishing -Student Cookery
calling all gamers: need help choosing a joystick
Clearly, somewhere, a college student has his or her priorities straight!
How to ensnare a mate.
Celtic Music
All the chicks dig it.
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
# 5557
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Where did the idea of God come from?
It goes without saying that Michael Fish is God
Well then, it goes without saying that the idea of God came from Mr. and Mrs. Fish!
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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quote:
Originally posted by The Great Gumby:
In Purg:
What happens to us after we die?
Baptism
Really?
Yup! Courtesy of our Mormon friends. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
[flood control messed me up...]
[ 17. August 2006, 02:28: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
# 11014
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The Source of Morality
Original Sin
Umm...explain that one please, Mr. Theologian, sir?
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Matrix
Shipmate
# 3452
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touch of pathos in Heaven right now:
Shattered Dreams
What to wear to a Funeral
M
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Maybe that's all a family really is; a group of people who miss the same imaginary place. - Garden State
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obble
Shipmate
# 10868
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On the Front page:
Why the revised common Apocrypha
At least there's some things we all agree are apochryphal!
immediately followed by
One stop to the Death of Darwinism.
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
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X-Factor once again...
...Stupid People
says it all really
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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What would happen if the pope went senile?
Re-baptisms.
Kinda says it all, don't it? ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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What would happen if the pope went senile?
Sexual sins
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Autenrieth Road
Shipmate
# 10509
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Favourite Christian...Horror/ Fantasy/ Sci-fi...MIracle Spring Water
What's in your baptismal font? ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Favourite Christian....
Sexual Sins
Collect all 6! Trade with your friends!
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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I love Wal-Mart
It's Hitler-iffic!
bi-la kaifa.
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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
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quote:
Originally posted by Mousethief:
bi-la kaifa.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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quote:
Originally posted by Papa Smurf:
quote:
Originally posted by Mousethief:
bi-la kaifa.
bi-la kaifa
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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school as prescribing
Not Having Children?
I can see that, with some parents!
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
# 11014
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From Hell:
to the owners of godisimaginary.com
To hell with your dangerous stunts, Gort!
I never realized Gort was an atheist!
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Chelley
Ship's Old Boot
# 11322
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From here in the Circus...
Things you never want to find in your...
Mildly silly Eucharistic Theology Quiz
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"I love old things, they make me feel sad."
"What's good about sad?"
"It's happy for deep people!"
Sally Sparrow to Kathy - Doctor Who
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Mrs. Candle
Shipmate
# 9422
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The New, Improved
Fucking Americans and their Evil Empire
Now with 20% more evil!
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Je suis le président de Burundi.
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MSHB
Shipmate
# 9228
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If I were God I would have ...
Our Lady's Birthday
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MSHB: Member of the Shire Hobbit Brigade
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Autenrieth Road
Shipmate
# 10509
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Thou shalt not suffer Things you never want
I like this religion, sign me up!
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Truth
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Is flying sinful?
Is the pope Danish?
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